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[+71] u/LuckClean361: I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence.
[+33] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: WMT will grow revenue by 2% and will go up by 20% after earning
[+27] u/Afraid_Deal_4376: CVNA either goes to 150 or 550 after this one. I’m assigning 70% probability to 150 and 30% to 550, so my expected value is 270. Either way, I’m loading up on 80p leaps after the earnings
[+25] u/Glimmerofhope: It’s puts season
https://preview.redd.it/xfauz4tfxbjg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519975b0ed89c3398d6b9edaaefbe441ca7d3384
[+24] u/BobAndy004: Can’t wait for spy to hit 697 again for the 4th time this year
[+23] u/pmurt007: I'm pretty sure I just made 6 figures on CVNA. Got burnt so many times shorting this, it's about time this scam company paid me
[+22] u/Kekbar: I have to stop compulsively gambling on earnings for companies I learn exist at 3:59pm
[+19] u/igotshrimps: Doing my job to tank CVNA after selling my rust bucket wrx to them lmao
[+19] u/eskhalaf: https://preview.redd.it/0s93cbmn9jjg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cf6ef858edcf1febdef9f22772b1f47850879b
🔥🔥🔥🔥
[+17] u/shasta747: Every regard had balls to buy CVNA puts are well deserved the print tomorrow, fuck CVNA!
[+17] u/DismalShape: The people are paying for their DoorDash orders with Klarna
[+16] u/theJimmybob: Implied moves for this week. Up or down idiots - 375 companies reporting:
$WMT 5.8%
$CVNA 15.7%
$DASH 13.4%
$OPEN 16.0%
$RIG 9.6%
$FIG 14.4%
$PANW 8.4%
$DE 6.9%
$LMND 17.6%
$W 15.1%
$YETI 8.9%
$APPN 14.7%
$GRMN 8.6%
$ADI 5.8%
$MCO 7.4%
$EBAY 9.3%
$RELY 18.4%
$FIX 9.2%
$AKAM 13.8%
$SFM 11.8%
$CPRT 6.4%
$GH 13.6%
$TNDM 19.3%
$CARG 10.4%
[+15] u/Marcostbo: Basically only puts next week
[+15] u/Any_Philosopher9278: $CVNA
https://preview.redd.it/1uymphq8jbkg1.jpeg?width=1773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87bed091754bac9b33f919d3abae862841f9224e
[+13] u/FullRetard50: https://preview.redd.it/lymzjn54lbkg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44c6c6b7ea25543b729596b4ffee6430cafc7ac
$CVNA MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[+12] u/DarkR124: Me looking at 2/3rds of this chart in my best Connor McGregor voice:
*Who the fuck is that guy?*
[+12] u/Pale-Silver-8178: OPEN calls barely 1x
[+12] u/NonimiJewelry: Carvana Puts anybody? I think they will rise
[+12] u/Competitive-Ad4708: GRMN. That's who I'm voting for.
[+12] u/jamieperkins9999: Good lord what have you done to the earnings picture again
[+12] u/Dry_Instruction6502: Anyone that thought carvana calls is regarded
[+12] u/Brubiu: If you bought puts on figma after an 80% drop you deserve to lose.
[+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I'm guessing Earnings Whisper got onto WSB for using their chart so mods had to photoshop WSB regarded images on top of the calendar lmao
[+12] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Should’ve bought more Fig calls dammit
[+11] u/throwaway2676: is it really time to figma balls again already?
[+11] u/lincoln3: All in on FIG calls, suck it nerds
[+10] u/arbitraryBlue: FIG calls because I like figs and WMT calls because it has a W in the ticker. Dubs in the chat
[+10] u/mark1forever: anyone buying $OPEN ?
[+10] u/Lcc30: Got 5k in cvna 320 puts. Lets fuckingg gooo
[+10] u/Afraid_Deal_4376: I wouldn’t celebrate the death of CVNA too soon. After all, there’s a reason why they’re the cockroach of Wall Street lol
[+10] u/dayvieee: CVNA going to open only 8% down, prepare your IV crushes
[+10] u/TempestDrive: My only hope now is that DASH dumps in the morning. Fuck this rigged ass market
[+10] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Carvana, couldn't have happened to a more deserving company.
[+10] u/Cstooby: Both W and Klar were a complete bust, no Fig is giving up all the gains it had after the earnings call. Bitch was up 20% now its down to 5%.
But wait cvna is recovering🤡..what a fucking joke.
[+10] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Don't know about all these unimportant companies on the chart aside from Newmont and PAS, but
Rio Tinto
Glencore
BHP
Anglo American
should report this week
[+9] u/External_Anteater730: It's all over for $CVNA, we're rich boys
[+9] u/drakilian: Puts on all tech companies
Side eyeing walmart because how the fuck are they going to justify their current valuation
Honestly walmart earnings might trigger a rotation back into tech when hedge fund managers have to actually look at where they moved their money and realize how retarded they are
[+9] u/Rvin16: Stay away from CVNA that shit already priced in its earnings by the look of it. Flat
[+9] u/TelevisionCool2806: Sleeper today- RELY
Tomorrow- NEM
both calls
[+9] u/Cstooby: Oh man if this figma pump lasts tomorrow I'll be able to buy toilet paper that doesnt have sawdust flakes in it.
[+9] u/Cstooby: fvrr crashed bad its market cap is now less then the minimum required for wsb. LOL Imagine your company getting delisted from wsb. how sad.
[+9] u/Any_Philosopher9278: Fully ported on CVNA calls
https://preview.redd.it/h41g5udd9bkg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a9481b46aa580389ed490e1622eac954554d9f
[+9] u/Inevitable_Fuel7244: CVNA, what a dog shit company
[+9] u/RichardSantelli: FIGMA FIGMA BOY FIGMA BOY
[+9] u/Cstooby: Cvna eps is $4.22 vs analysts estimates $1.22.... you read that right, these guys cooked the books so much its 350% more than a reasonable assumption by analysts.
I've seen 50% or 80% more but 350% is a god damn circus.... 🤡
[+9] u/No-Shape-8695: Carvana plays with people 😂😂
[+8] u/thatsmymayo: I swear Texas Roadhouse is going to beat. The place is inexplicably always packed
[+8] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Gotta say, the graphical choices here are really fucking nice
[+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Hear me out.
Texas roadhouse is actually amazing value.
Think about this for a second. Meat prices are coming down, improving margins.
Everytime I go it's packed. Might be worth a shot.
[+8] u/Any_Philosopher9278: Listen, I absolutely destroyed my pants on CVNA, so naturally, I’m taking the remaining change from my pockets and going all-in on WMT.
Here is my foolproof logic: It’s a 50/50 shot, right? Well, I already lost the first 50% statistically, so the next 50% has to be a win. Otherwise, the expectancy isn't 0.5, and that means the stock market is rigged against me. And we know that’s not true!
PS: I failed statistics class twice, but I feel like I finally cracked the code.
[+8] u/early-retirement-plz: Some truly dogshit companies reporting next weeks, puts for the whole week
[+8] u/rawdawgred1111: Amzn calls for next week?
[+8] u/DopeBook: KLAR calls cuz a basic couch is five grand?
[+8] u/the_tailor: I don't think I have ever seen more expensive options than I am seeing right now on CVNA. Outrageous. Might as well just play shares.
[+8] u/Cstooby: Cvna needs to push minimum 15% just to cover otm premiums. You dont make money unless its rips 20%.
This is a scam anyway you see it.
[+8] u/TelevisionCool2806: Whoever tailed me on RELY we cashing
[+8] u/PatientAd9394: Poor DASH put holders. Never bet against Wallstreet. The moment your put expires, it will tank.
[+8] u/No_Economist3815: Holy! OPEN all the way back to where they were 2 weeks ago😆
[+8] u/TelevisionCool2806: You bears on cvna are gonna get fucked like you did on coin lol
[+8] u/applerascal: $CVNA finally being put down like the useless company it is
[+7] u/shekurika: damn fiverr puts were obvious....
[+7] u/SmegmaSnatcher: why are all the stock reddits in particular so goddamn filled to the brim with AI slop
like I know the internet as a whole is getting that but every other post reddit thinks I want in my feed is some regard asking ChatGPT what to buy and posting it on reddit as his own thoughts for some reason without even removing the typical AI slang.
they’re also dogshit as well, I wouldn’t mind them as much if they made the slightest bit of sense at least but it’s just buzzwords interjected and “bottom line”, “here’s the deal”, “this is why X”
[+7] u/External_Anteater730: I can't see how $FVRR will make it out of 2026- AI is eating their lunch since most customers quote for drawings, movies, etc. AI slop isn't as good as the best professionals... but it's getting there.
Also, their chart's horrendous:
https://preview.redd.it/0rttpp4qdcjg1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=c37202da4c259ffff64bd969ed32aea477a02d4c
[+7] u/Fantastic_Rate898: earnings plays are brutal this week with CPI still fresh in everyone's mind. probably safer to stick with spreads on anything over 30% IV unless you're feeling really lucky
[+7] u/Soy_tu_papi_: I’ve only heard of like 10 of these companies. Boring week
[+7] u/981flacht6: Cadence will handedly beat.
[+7] u/Own_Top_7009: Dump it panw. I called it here today
[+7] u/Riskismyapellido: PANW beat and raised revenue, lower EPS guidance and stock drops. Tf
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: Calls on Warby Parker next week..
THese earnings calendars have destroyed my vision
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: This place is slightly less regarded than the daily. I should be here more often
[+7] u/theJimmybob: $CVNA reports earnings after the close with a $51.45 or 14.22% implied move
Next day performance after the past 8 reports:
📉-12.8%
📈+16.96%
📈+10.17%
📉-12.09%
📈+19.29%
📈+9.97%
📈+33.76%
📈+32.09%
Avg. move: 18.39%
[+7] u/Longjumping_Ad6451: Ermmm guys why is DoorDash going back up 😅
[+7] u/Faustass420: DASHed the wrong way...
[+7] u/RolledForCredit: Ho Le Fuk CVNA bers thot
[+7] u/Affectionate-End2461: Cvna uno reverse card! Damn!
[+7] u/waltyyoo: Damn, this week was good. the comments here have helped me a lot
[+7] u/Smart-Ad-8116: Bought $OPEN calls ready, 🙏 lord let it pop up not down. Let the meme lords shine on $OPEN 🥸 Amen
[+7] u/plain_pilot: I fly using the Garmin G1000. So, naturally, calls.
[+7] u/Ian_Dukeman: KLAR bulls should have financed their calls, then they wouldn't even have to pay for them
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: With everyone saying OPEN puts I bought lots of calls at every level. Some of you burned me on COIN like i have never been burned before.
[+7] u/Cstooby: SunCoke Energies - Very bullish, extremely, can't stop being bullish... bullishing so hard I lost track of time. If I can pass this bump to get more Suncoke energy i can be bullish foreverrerereer.
35 minutes later - fml, i fking hate everyone and everything, where's my damn Suncoke energy, puts on everything and everyone....
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: I’m am taking my $2.50 profit today and calling it
[+6] u/Harp-Note: It may be a bit greedy to ask, but I'd love FVRR to go down a lot more.
[+6] u/FewPath1071: Missed opportunity on ebay and doordash gains. There basically staples of society at this point.
Still might get some ebay calls. Someone posted a picture of pre owned rolex's that have been sold by their owner and said it was an indicator of cryptocurrency prices. If that's true, people are going to be trying to sell expensive but hard to sell items and one of the top ways to do that for rare items is ebay. That's my DD
[+6] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: Is the casino going to be OPEN tonight?
[+6] u/IisIgnorantAF: Predicting another good bump for WMT
[+6] u/Own_Top_7009: Palo alto puts loaded
[+6] u/JusGimmieMyMuuuhney: Whoever said RELY was a sleeper, thank you 🙏🏼😂
[+6] u/throwaway2676: More like figma calls tonight boys
[+6] u/Lonely_Paper_1198: Klarna I love you, you shit ass company, people defaulting on their chipotle bowls saved me 2.5x bagger
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: sprouts shall be the 100X this week lol
[+6] u/Cstooby: Klar calls cause everyone is poor and needs those pay later deals plus sentiment here is pretty negative.
Fig calls because they own the SaaS colab tool market plus their new ai bullshit thing which analysts get boners for.
W calls because Gemini said it will "print". Gemini now using wsb slang is a sign that top is in for goog.
Last week I went 3 for 8 got some serious bags I had to unload so probably only 1 of these is gonna work.
[+6] u/Rvin16: KLAR puts FIG puts and CVNA puts
[+6] u/DopeBook: Based on WSB Earnings wisdom that I totalled up from the thread on some plays I was interested in. Not too bad!
PANW puts ——-> yes
CZR puts —-> nope!
FIG calls ——> yes
DASH calls ——> yes
GRMN calls —-> yes
CVNA puts ——-> yes
FVRR puts ——> yes
KLAR calls ——> tomorrow
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: SFM
HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT GET FUCKED
CALLS
[+6] u/_MyFeetSmell_: Why the heck wasn’t Grail on here
[+5] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Casino closed is the most boring thing ever
[+5] u/What-the-fluff-: Whatever happened to Roaring Kitty?
[+5] u/BerryExpress: all this tells me that OSRSkarma will soon dump us to pursue a career as a pixel art video game designer
LMAO
[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Panw puts probably idek tho im just feeling it, therefore you all should buy calls you’re welcome
[+5] u/Riskismyapellido: PANW actually mentioned that they will experience shortage of storage lol
[+5] u/AdPurple4902: Anyone looking at sprouts?
[+5] u/waltyyoo: Open, nem and fix calls, this gonna be good
[+5] u/isospeedrix: I swear if CVNA goes to 500 again…
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Damn the company i work at is on here mksi
[+5] u/External_Anteater730: Y'all think $CVNA will lie on their earnings report and force bears out of position?
[+5] u/Rvin16: What you all think about $PANW
[+5] u/Harp-Note: If I had to guess, CVNA won't really go up, but they're not gonna let it go down either. So probably flat.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: I am the undisputed king of wash sales
[+5] u/QuantumLooped: Cvna really shitting the bed rn
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: RELY you go you saucy b\*tch
[+5] u/Dry_Instruction6502: Carvana puts WMT calls
[+5] u/ClassicInner5242: Klarna definitely calls
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Some dude said AKAM puts and OPEN calls 📞
[+5] u/Boondocs999: Glad my akam calls never got filled lmao
[+5] u/PossibilityLocal5335: NEM is drowning in too much money, hence stock price kaput 🤣
[+5] u/Carti_2s: Need calls on Moody’s
[+5] u/Stocks_N_Bondage: Closed today:
- TP with WAY CNH calls and GPC CEVA puts
Opened TODAY, Tuesday the 17th:
- Calls: ADI • MKSI • BELFB • HALO • PODD • LCII • TNL • RSI
- Puts: CZR • GLBE • VRSK • FVRR
- Higher Risk Lotto Calls: BBNX • NNE
Notes: CZR is my favorite put and RSI is my favorite call.
*Disclaimer: These are not recommendations nor are they investment advice, you will not pass GO nor will you collect $200.*
[+5] u/throwawayyhs: Are CVNA puts too obvious here? Just like what happened to COIN last week?
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: I feel like KLAR is gonna rip upwards 20% after the holiday season. Breaking things into payments is just easier for most families around the holidays.
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Puts: FIG, ETSY, KLAR
Calls: KLAR (idk im indecisive)
[+5] u/keepcalm0804: 2/3 so far with 25 FIG Call expiring Friday, 15 RELY Call expiring March. Just need for KLAR to hit!
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: I chose open over figma smhh
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: What are we thinking OPEN's going to do tomorrow? It is already sub-$5 at the moment
[+5] u/Harp-Note: There we go, KLAR puts saved my day. Will hold FIG puts just in case lol.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: AKAM & OPEN calls