Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026

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An elite financial analyst's review of the r/wallstreetbets Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026.
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The dominant theme is extreme market volatility driven by conflicting news and statements from the Trump administration regarding a war with Iran and the status of the Strait of Hormuz. The market is reacting violently to tweets, official statements, and news reports about the war's progress, potential naval escorts for tankers, and Iran deploying mines.
The community is highly skeptical of official information, viewing the market as "rigged" and manipulated by political actors. This has led to a deep division between those who believe the market will continue to rally on any positive spin ("bulls") and those who see an inevitable crash based on geopolitical reality ("bears").
Oil (USO) is the central asset being discussed, with its price action directly tied to the geopolitical news flow. The broader market (SPY) is also highly sensitive, with traders whipsawed by rapid reversals.
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[+142] u/WingedScapula420: I like how one mentally disabled man can basically say “Strait’s open you guys” and the market takes it as gospel

[+138] u/2muchnet42day: I declare the STRAIT is now OPEN. It's actually much WIDER than it ever was. Billions and billions of ships going through. Nobody thought this was possible! Sleepy Joe didn't open the Strait, not even once! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[+119] u/orsomeshitidk: WSB is wild cause you’ll get some know it all bullshit ass response and look at their profile and they’re all about little people porn or pegging or some shit lol

[+83] u/2020isgreat: How come an influencer hasn't decided to cross the strait yet

[+81] u/Specialist_Fig9458: That Japanese ship that renamed itself to “CHINESE OWNER” and gunned it through the straight in the middle of the night is so fucking funny

[+78] u/lalyt93: War basically over 

 CPI basically good 

Jobs basically good 

Why was anyone even worrying

[+76] u/sierratangocharlie: if any one of you genuinely believed the war was almost over at 3:30 yesterday please take all of your money out of the stock market and leave it with a trusted adult

[+69] u/OrangMiskin: Why doesn’t Iran just build a big wall on Strait of Hormuz? Are they stupid? Israel will pay for it.

[+65] u/Mahrez-: Why do college rejection letters say they regret their decision. If you regret just change your mind, i will accept the offer.

[+62] u/Street-Badger: War is wrapping up, only 26 years to go now.

[+61] u/Doc_Vapor: The problem with this thread is there is just too much quality shit posting.  Noone gets to see and savor the good shit before it's already moved too far down the list for the regards with no attention span to read.

[+51] u/aew2019: Blame the pussy sailors not going through the Strait. Come on, it’s just a little war.

[+51] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: Hegseth reversing everything orange man said yestarday, a man of the people

[+50] u/E_Riot: Someone made a comment about my appearance today; specifically my recent weight gain.  Old me would have made an issue out of that, but ...I'm a bigger person now.

[+48] u/spellbadgrammargood: 1. become reporter

2. buy 0dtes

3. make false news to change the market

4. fired

5. profit from options

[+46] u/Valkorion335786: You could be deep ITM on poots and yet a single random unverified tweet from the White House could bankrupt you lol

[+44] u/VincenteThomp: Ultimately it doesn’t matter if Hormuz is straight or gay. That shouldn’t affect my options.

[+44] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I AM THE LORAX

I SPEAK FOR UNPROFITABLE SPECULATIVE HIGH BETA STOCKS

I SPEAK FOR THE STOCKS FOR THE STOCKS HAVE NO CASH

AND I'M ASKING YOU SIR PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY ASS

[+43] u/PushAble2463: Iran says it won’t let a single liter of oil pass through Hormuz.

A liter is a metric unit of capacity which you lot can’t comprehend, but just trust me it’s a small amount.

[+42] u/moorhound: Straits still closed, Iranian regimes still in place, Iran still sending drones to Saudi/Kuwaiti infrastructure, US still escalating military action &amp; increasing bombing

Guy that routinely lies about everything: "the war is over"

The markets: "ok good"

This shits straight up delerium at this point. Nothing about the market is rooted in any sense of reality anymore; valuations, forward guidance, posted profits, none of it. Everyone knows it, but since we tied America's retirement structure into this ponzi, everyone just has to go along with it.

There is no war in Ba Song Se. Someone pull that big-ass "Mission Accomplished" banner out of storage.

[+39] u/Anonymustafar: Did you guys seriously think the war was actually ending you’ve gotta be kidding me

[+36] u/disgusting-puppy: And suddendly, Wall Street realized the war is not over. Sharpest guys in town, honestly

[+36] u/Concerned_Fanboy: # US defense secretary Pete Hegseth said attacks on Iran will ramp up Tuesday with the heaviest strikes since Washington launched the war 10 days ago.

[+35] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m introverted af but my toddler is not at all and will be saying goodbye to everyone in the Mexican restaurant or some shit, waving big and everyone’s all into it and I’m just like fuck brother give me a break.

[+35] u/8BallTiger: Iran just hit the Ruwais oil refinery in the UAE, 4th largest in the world

[+32] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: \-spy opens slightly red

\-goes to 674 within 15 mins

\- rips to 682 in the next 30 mins

\-dips to 670 in the next 4 hours.

you're welcome.

[+32] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: 7 service members gave their lives so that this dude can manipulate markets for a week, dystopian

[+29] u/David905: Premarket pumping? Red day.

[+28] u/Mr60SPX: Trump saw the spike in oil prices and got scared. This is him trying to chicken out. Going from “unconditional surrender” to “it will be over soon” is a hell of a jump.

[+28] u/harryburton420: work meetings are designed to decay your options

[+28] u/31andnotdone: they grabbed me by the putsy

[+27] u/Val44x: I’ve seen some pretty bs days before after trading over a decade now

Yesterday’s movement is still pissing me off to a degree I haven’t had before. It wasn’t even close to the highest amount of money I’ve lost in a day or even top 20. It is just so maddening what happened given the situation, especially if we end up selling off today and the “reason” changes again

[+27] u/pittoftheshits: I huffed gas from 3 of the largest membership clubs. Here are my rankings  
Costco: 6/10. Strong notes of Cherry and Artichoke. Subtle Citrus aftertaste that lingers, but hallucinations lasted only 10 minutes.

Sam's Club: 8/10. Hints of grapefruit, lemon and lavender. Delicate blink or you'll miss it notes of cinnamon and cloves. Reminds you of your grandma's house on Sunday mornings. Saw 4th dimensional beings but they bullied me for my small dick. 

Kroger's: 10/10. Pissed myself within seconds, woke up on top of a freight train heading to Detroit. Can't count over 20 anymore.

[+27] u/puffinnbluffin: This is fucking nuts.  Anything I sell sky rockets.  Anything I hold dumps.  It’s truly impressive how consistently bad I am at this

[+25] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: Market being green is literal insanity.

[+25] u/goooodie: A simple “it’s a great day to buy” would’ve been appreciated

[+25] u/J-E-S-S-E-: Massive bull head fake here given 🇮🇷 is saying the opposite of what 🥭 is saying.  This will get drawn out.  PUTS

[+25] u/Deadsea3132: These people control our money btw. They genuinely believed mangotollah about the war being over, now everything crashes to war price. Fucking morons. Just let me run the market everything will be green and everyone will be happy except gay ber.

[+24] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA drone company reversal starting

[+24] u/Turtlesaur: I've come to realize that bears will simply never win. Tarrifs, war, plagues, doesn't matter. At this point even if the world ends, SPY will remain high just against a valueless currency. There is no situation where being a perma bear wins.

[+24] u/orsomeshitidk: Holy shit I don’t have a single meeting on my outlook calendar for today. Fuck yeah, boys

[+24] u/horseisahorse: "U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X"

[+23] u/greyenlightenment: war is over except it's not. nothing changed between now and 3 days ago

[+23] u/IslandExact429: Just lost $30k chasing my $10k loss this morning

Thank you Lord. Thank you

[+23] u/Nice-Difference8641: Mango denying mines story, which means it’s true.

[+22] u/bigmeatbag: Pete gonna get fired next,  he keeps contradicting Donnie and reporters keep pointing it out to Donnie.  Pete says the war is far from over until Iran surrenders while Donnie says he already won that shit.  Pete better get on the same page or he's gonna be cast to the shield of the Americas nonsense. Either way the market can't decide WTF to do with the differing messages.

[+22] u/pussinbuuts: I think an actual casino is less manipulated than this LMAO

[+22] u/WarmCan3034: Fucking hell, puts never win Jesus

[+22] u/2020isgreat: How tf is it even legal for the treasury to short oil futures

[+21] u/looool_k_libtard: Expecting SPY to fall straight through $600 this week on its way to $400.  Trillions wiped out and the only available jobs are working in the coal mines.  You will be given a hard hat and pick axe, happily spending 15+ hours a day smelling beautiful clean coal.

[+21] u/SoloOutdoor: My favorite day in this life will be the day I uninstall office

[+21] u/MyCactusTeacher: Remember when we won the Afghanistan war and brought peace to Iraq? Me neither

[+21] u/Starchman: New statement from Trump regarding the Iranian war:

The war is almost over, definitely for sure maybe. We have no targets left to hit but the strikes intesify as we have many more targets, maybe, kinda.  But the war could take a while, but its almost over.  Its definitely going to take a long time because its basically over now.  I don't like the new leader but we probably will negotiate maybe but only if its unconditional surrender.    THank you For your Attention tO this Matter!

[+21] u/mangofruitdude: If 9/11 happend now spy would jump 3% lmao

[+21] u/FlattestPancake: So the Energy Secretary posts a tweet saying we escorted a tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. The market then pumps, then the Energy Secretary immediately deletes the tweet after just blatantly lying. Actual clown world we live in.

[+21] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: https://preview.redd.it/o1ci6dl3i9og1.jpeg?width=1102&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=8d9489526c4cd5f7b814ab792497eb5dada33a76

[+20] u/Disconn3cted: If we actually successfully 🌮 out of this, I'm never going to try to guess anything ever again

[+20] u/SoloOutdoor: I love the media saying "the economy is in good shape". What fuckn world are you in, it isnt earth.

[+20] u/JugoShvili: Not sure why mining the Strait of Hormuz is bearish? Could be some gold, silver, coal, oil, rare earth minerals and shit down there.

[+20] u/pgpwnd: I am both Standard and Poor

[+19] u/Mother_Big9112: Friendly reminder they can prop this up longer than you can remain solvent.

[+19] u/sloanemonroe: So the market went up 1% on the “war is pretty much over” lie but now that every knows that’s not true the market just stays up there and doesn’t go back down that 1%. It really is something to see.

[+19] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: i invested 60k in gold and silver past month to make 300 dollars, fook yu

[+19] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: You know, I get the feeling that we might not be getting told the truth.

[+19] u/SquirtleStomp: "Oracle actually has a very good balance sheet, if you discount the 300 bn dollar investment in OpenAI"

Yeah and I have a very good gambling record, if you discount all the losses

[+19] u/billyb26: Something seems so fucking fishy right now

[+19] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Very green today. Doesn't matter if we nuke the middle east. 🥭 Said the war is almost over and Americans are incredibly gullible

[+18] u/Spicyboi981: So overbought you’d think it’s a 14 y/o at Mar a lago

[+18] u/ten7four: Average wsb user when their 0dte options lose money 🤯🤯

[+18] u/McKoijion: Considering Trump rapes kids and Netanyahu frequently murders them, merely defrauding poor people isn't that bad.

[+18] u/JugoShvili: CORRECTION: US intelligence assets report Iran is deploying MIMES in the Strait of Hormuz; resume pump

[+18] u/NotMe357: "TACO: If Iran has put mines in the Hormuz, we want them removed - Truth Social"

Lmao I don't know what to say anymore 🤣

[+18] u/ProudPeak3570: this junior dev at work is up my ass all day asking me questions he asked claude to ask me. Like lil bro stfu before i replace you with claude

[+18] u/0DTEKing: So Taco lied about Strait of Hormuz and Navy escorts 🤣😂

[+18] u/Austin_Destroyer: I figured it out. We're in the bad place.

[+18] u/Shoddy_Ad897: We aren't serious people

[+18] u/PropheticMurmurs: It would be much healthier to just have a 20% correction already and then slowly and steadily make our way out of this range-bound autism to 720+. Market is edging itself for no reason.

[+18] u/weewoowewoooo: Literally just losing and gaining the same amount of money every day for the past 3 months with a flat account lmfao

[+18] u/JugoShvili: US intelligence indicates Iran is deploying mines in SPY

[+18] u/moorhound: 🥭: We're gonna use the Navy to escort container ships

G-7: Oh good. Meanwhile, we'll stand ready to release oil reserves if necessary

🥭: Actually, sike, were not gonna escort ships and there's mines in the Strait

G-7: 🤡

NEVER FUCKING TRUST THIS GUY

[+18] u/Gom_KBull: I hate to admit it... Kamala would've handled this so much better.

Hell even Jeb fucking Bush would've probably handled this better.

What a colossal fuckup. 🥴

[+17] u/Walking72: Don't try to understand it

[+17] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: lets imagine they actually did escort a tanker are we expected to believe this is replicable for the next 150 that are stranded? how does that affect shipping costs? Just because the Navy doesn't mind getting shot at doesn't mean every single tanker is going to run the gauntlet .

This is zero sum game that ends in a tanker getting hit and oil jumping to $150 overnight .

DELUSIONAL

[+17] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Close the strait of NYSE

[+17] u/Sjw455: I’m on my way to strait to make sure the ships get through I’ll be there around 10

[+17] u/Bittertwitter: Who here actually full ported back in after hearing the war is over?

Its all computers

[+17] u/ThaliaFaye: this is my technical analysis as of rn you're welcome

https://preview.redd.it/x8c6yj2xa8og1.png?width=907&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=36c03e66d87dec6b7cf96786e2e221b97e4e4245

[+17] u/mtnrnnr802: This price action is giving me cancer

[+17] u/trainwreck001: BOLS WANT TO BELIEVE IRAN CAN BUILD A NUKE BUT NOT DEPLOY A WW2 MINE.

LOL

OIL $300

[+17] u/memelackey: Fire up the 8am manipulator

[+17] u/sitkaocean4444: Bulls are fucking regarded do you really wanna exist in this perpetual 680 zone where nobody knows what the fuck is going on? Just dump and I mean REAL dump, and then once we are fully satiated by the dumping we can all be bulls together at great prices. 

Are you guys fucking stupid or what??

[+17] u/louis-debroglie: CNN reporting they've already started mining the Strait

Do people understand de-mining is not an easy thing to do and takes months at the absolute minimum? It took 2 years to declare the Strait mine-free after the first Gulf war in 91

https://news.usni.org/2012/07/17/iranian-mines-strait-hormuz-not-showstoppers#:~:text=it%20took%20the%20multinational%20Coalition%20forces%20more%20than%20two%20years%20of%20intensive%20mine%2Dcountermeasure%20(MCM)%20operations%20to%20declare%20the%20northern%20gulf%20mine%20free.

[+17] u/Spicyboi981: 🥭 bombing Iranian children to cancel out the ones he 🍇d

[+16] u/Bfisho: This market is literally one burning oil tanker away from a major melt down

[+16] u/zeren1ty: Mines in the Hormuz?

Believe it or not, neutral close

[+16] u/BrokeDickRizz: Only took 14 minutes for that put I bought to lose half its value

[+16] u/snspro: PUMP IS FADING, BERS WERE RIGHT

[+16] u/G_I_Joe_Mansueto: Secretary of Defense: Tuesday will be the most intense day of U.S. Strikes yet. 

Spy: +.4% teehee

[+16] u/IslandExact429: What am I even doing with my life?

[+16] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m getting theta’d to hell and back

[+16] u/KindlyTie6602: I made a huge mistake buying puts

[+16] u/fredditf: enter position - tweet. exit position - delete tweet

[+16] u/trainwreck001: WHITE HOUSE SECRETARY NEEDS JAIL FOR MANIPULATING OIL PRICES WITH FAKE INFORMATION 

OIL $300

[+16] u/gnanwahs: 🚨🚨 U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X

HOLY FUCK

[+16] u/louis-debroglie: We're in a "TACO trap" right now: the only thing that will push the US to quickly end the war is market disruption, but the market expects Trump to TACO and buys the dip, thereby alleviating the pressure to TACO and extending the war...

Trump will prolong the war as long as the markets remain intact. The markets are currently intact only on the expectation that the war will not be prolonged. So something has to give.

[+16] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: So the market really did pump on actual copium about the war being over because Don 🌮 said so, despite the fact Iran also has a say…lmafo this is actually RETARDED.

[+16] u/spwath: Just sold my first 0DTE Put! Made $4!

[+16] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Baron trump should lead the ground troops and be on the front line for America

[+16] u/WSB-mods-are-: Remember if you see a bear.......

* LOCK your car door and remain inside the vehicle
* SHOUT that you don't have any cash on you
* AVOID engaging in stock stories or politics
* HIDE all of your leftover food

[+16] u/Interpersonal: Dumping EOD or tomorrow morning.

[+16] u/IllBuyYourCar: 🥭administration loves to delete tweets, claim them as false, then tweet the same thing two days later as a truth. 

Buy those calls for the military escorts

[+15] u/No_Routine_17: We gonna face rip huh

[+15] u/SoloOutdoor: The lesson here is crime, corruption, cheating, lying is the path to wealth

[+15] u/existing-entity: https://preview.redd.it/ivbz4lm6o8og1.jpeg?width=1206&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=73cd398fd9ccdc1a1529a739f977e8b407e10805

We’re up on these headlines? Forreal?😭

[+15] u/Boheed: the war is won, but also possibly getting much worse, but really it all never happened, and it may go on forever

[+15] u/derprondo: &gt; Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board 

Well that's it for me, I officially can't even.  This is the dumbest fucking timeline imaginable.  Still not buying puts, but I'm not buying calls either.

[+15] u/LectureNo1620: Nobody expects the double taco

[+15] u/Robodr0ne: Khamenei junior must be seriously pissed. The war might be over for 🥭, but definetely not for Khamenei.

[+15] u/NoooNotZalbag: This is gonna drop. Seen this movie before

[+15] u/sloanemonroe: Remember Sunday night futures when it looked like an actual correction was coming?! And now the market is up from Friday and NOTHING has changed or gotten better. NOTHING

[+15] u/xXplainawesomeXx: Not even the savviest investors are safe from 🥭 and his reality distortion field

[+15] u/Traditional_Hair_453: FAKKKKKKKKK I THOUGHT PUTS WOULD PRINT. NOW IM 87% DOWN FAAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[+15] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Guys, stop overcomplicating this. Oil down massively = rally. That's how these regarded algos work. They have no brain, just read signal and move.

[+15] u/OkRecommendation1040: This fucking turd ass piece of fucking shit only moves the opposite way the fucking second I place a trade wtffffffff

[+15] u/crazyfool319: Made $8,000 in 10 seconds on fake oil tanker escort headline 

[https://i.imgur.com/6XiJH66.png](https://i.imgur.com/6XiJH66.png)

[+15] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: MARKET ONLY MOVES IN ONE DIRECTION: AWAY FROM  MY POSITION

[+15] u/NVDAismyg0d: The US war has ended as we have achieved our objectives 

However Israel will continue the fight until they achieve their own objectives and we will still support providing joint airstrikes, military equipment and intelligence 🤡🤡🤡

[+15] u/im_burning_cookies: “If they remove what may be there it may be a step in the right direction” DJT what the actual fuck

[+15] u/Devastaytah: They liquidated my ass fuck these puts LMFAO

[+15] u/Gom_KBull: This is my understanding of things so far,

* 🥭swearing to call down the wrath of god on the iranians if they dont open the strait is just dog-barking.
* iranians are dug-in for war of attrition
* iranians are using drone-guerrilla warfare to attack tankers and ships from the northern coast along the strait.
* There are unknown (but estimated to be significant) numbers of shallow water iranian submarines hiding on the seabed all over the persian gulf.

This is essentially a modern version of the Vietnam War, but instead of jungles and tunnels+traps...

its drones, the waters, and the global energy markets.

6 months is the optimistic case imho...

[+15] u/Grey-59throwaway: I picked a terrible month to try options trading again

[+15] u/justlosinmoney: Can’t taco your way out of war

[+15] u/civillyRange: I miss sleepy 

Gently smelling my hair, pumping my port as jpow was about to nail the impossible soft landing 

🥭 grabbing my pussy just isnt the same :(

[+15] u/LURKER21D: imagine a tanker getting blown the fuck up as opposed to a tweet about mines?

[+15] u/day1kobefan: last 48 hrs -- NO MORE OIL -- MORE OIL -- STRAIT CLOSED -- STRAIT OPEN -- WAR OVER -- STRAIT CLOSED -- US HELPED SHIPS THROUGH (LIE) -- STRAIT MINED -- 

WAR BACK ON 4PM AFTER MARKET CLOSES.

[+15] u/civillyRange: DJT demanding removal of mines at the same time denying they are there 

This guy's 🧠 is cooked

[+14] u/chibi78: market bounces back cuz Trump said war was over. Next day they are still bombing each other but market doesn’t go down. Sounds about right

[+14] u/31andnotdone: my son just called me a chode

[+14] u/Axwe8: # TANKER INSURANCE RATES GOING UP DUE TO MINES 🤡

[+14] u/darkspherei: this sub is way too bullish, puts it is

[+14] u/abused-throwawayy: Imagine if vix actually measured volatility like this and not just how much spy is down

[+14] u/pittoftheshits: I heard they are hiring escorts for ships now?

[+14] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY is $20 off the lows of just yesterday, I don’t know if I can load calls just yet. 

At the same time puts will get screwed by any headline no matter how misleading or truthful.

The correct move is no move, so naturally I will get bored and buy the wrong position and the daily top/low in a few minutes

[+14] u/Glock7enteen: Find yourself a girl who will go down on you as often as Apple stock

[+14] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: War is over! Kinda. Mostly. Sorta. Not Really.

[+14] u/zeren1ty: https://preview.redd.it/9gx2s50vm8og1.jpeg?width=500&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=b5902dc1d03580d647f06a99f8bc45e6b0a90443

The 4 stages of Grift

[+14] u/IslandExact429: Lost $10k on overnight calls

Bout to lose $10k on these day puts

[+14] u/VampireDoggo: Good news will obviously pump the market, but bad news will pump it further!

[+14] u/brannock_: Look at this price action lmao, it keeps trickling back down and then just gets aggressively and instantly yanked straight back up. You can't convince me there's not intervention

[+14] u/sloanemonroe: “War is over.” Up 1% immediately yesterday. “Actually, war is not over and today will be the biggest bombing day.” Up another .5%.

[+14] u/TraipseTraveller: Just fell to my knees at Walmart in the self care aisle

[+14] u/TraipseTraveller: I've lost all my brain cells in this sub. Thank you everyone

[+14] u/HandsomeTod11: If WSB were a band we would be “Syndrome of a Down”

[+14] u/trainwreck001: JUST CHECKED THE STRAITS...

MINES MISSLES AND DRONES EVERYWHERE 

OIL $300

[+14] u/ercanbas: I’m starting to think the market is being manipulated.

[+14] u/HomeMadeToast: Ahhh yes everything green in pre market, we know what that means today

[+14] u/outhinking: I'm sorry but Americans are so regarded they believed their president saying war is over

[+14] u/darkspherei: still drunk from last night, I guess you could call me the secretary of war

[+14] u/FrostingOk2692: When you try to speculate on the agricultural sector in Japan but it was all riced in

[+14] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that SPY would go to 666.0 within **4 hours** when it was 678.311 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 3 wins and 202 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+14] u/2020isgreat: Is it legal for the white house to manipulate the market

[+14] u/Bam2458: Damn I was going to make so much money today too

[+14] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: So he’s saying ‘pretty please remove the mines’

[+14] u/jraiv420: Fck it oil to 200 Habibi

[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Think I’ll sit out because there’s a cpi and oracle bomb waiting to detonate

[+13] u/Traditional_Hair_453: MY WIFE WILL FUCK MY ASS IF SHE KNOWS MY PUTS ARE DOWN 91%.

[+13] u/jerome-yellen: # Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.

[+13] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Natural Gas is not real

have you ever even seen it? Its a hoax dudes, wake up

[+13] u/UnivalveX: time to megadump to fuck bols before megareversal back to green by end of day to wipe out every last remaining ber

[+13] u/kairepaire: Ber here, copingposting.

War still going on. Oil production reduced for weeks to come at a minimum. Jobs data still bad, even unrevised. Private credit still shady. Yesterday was a only preview.

[+13] u/enc-nyc: I don't always cut my losses but when I do, I do cut them at -90%

[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: I’ve got a nail in my tire and need a patch but La Migra been around an my tire shop ain’t been keeping regular hours if you catch my meaning lmao. I refuse to go to the corporate chain place though so I just keep airing it up until my amigos are safe

[+13] u/awetfartruinedmylife: SPY should be delisted

[+13] u/nknk_3: That's it. Never buying puts ever again

[+13] u/PNWPlayZ: crazy the market is moving like this off of a tweet over one oil tanker?

[+13] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I smell a big dump incoming

[+13] u/31andnotdone: Our government lied to us⁉️⁉️

i, for one, am SHOCKED  😲

[+13] u/Deshen87: Oil spikes 30 % in a day, Mango immediately goes out and says the war is almost over and the energy minister makes up a story that a ship was escorted. Does not seem desperate at all😂😂😂

[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m kind of getting tired of having a president sticking his chode in the market so much. And simps in here will bitch about the thread being political lmao.

[+13] u/2020isgreat: lets see if the treasury can keep oil suppressed WHILE THE STRAIT IS ACTIVELY BEING MINED

[+13] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS TYPING UP ANGRY EMAIL TO MANGO AS WE SPEAK LMAO

[+13] u/pinkerton_gov: Iran will sink this presidency. They opened a can of worms they did not understand thinking it would be a Venezuela quick hit. And we will all pay for it.

[+13] u/jeeeeezik: how the fuck is this retard going to TACO a war after killing the current leader's dad

I swear I hate this timeline

[+13] u/31andnotdone: if you arent atleast 90% port into 0dte's by 1030am idk what you're doing

[+13] u/VincenteThomp: People are realizing that 🥭 actually WASNT telling the truth yesterday.

[+13] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Oh wow did algos finally remember they can SELL stocks as well as BUY yea?

[+13] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

[+13] u/AdCritical5383: This shit is going to tank the minute Iran does oil infrastructure damage again. Hopefully for the bol they aren’t that stupid. Meanwhile the ber continue sacrificing animals to ber god, pleading for the end of the bol market. What a time to be a retail (retarded) investor (gambling addict).

[+13] u/johndsmits: Strait still closed, refineries still on fire, etc...Is everyone shorting oil today? It continues to drop.

(Cause I don't see opec flooding the markets or SPRS released).

[+13] u/IllBuyYourCar: Yall are gonna hold those puts to $0 aren’t you

[+13] u/WingedScapula420: Bought puts too early, then doubled down and bought more puts at the top, then panicked and sold everything. Broke even, learned nothing.

[+13] u/jnas_19: According to military sources cited by Jennifer Griffin, no U.S. military assets have escorted oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, contradicting claims made by Energy Secretary Chris Wright.

[+13] u/zeren1ty: 🥭: If Iran does anything else to disrupt the flow of oil in Hormuz, they will be hit 20X HARDER

Iran: sets up mines in Hormuz

🥭: now_what.gif

[+13] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: This market is so manipulated, man. This is impossible to trade in any way that isn't pure gambling.

[+13] u/jazzyjjcups: Where did the bulls go? I thought the war was over

[+13] u/McKoijion: &gt; If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and **we have no reports of them doing so,** we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! President DONALD J. TRUMP

WTF, did he just make up the entire thing?

[+13] u/MasterElite1: &gt;TRUMP: IF IRAN HAS PUT MINES IN THE HORMUZ WE WANT THEM REMOVED

Limit down

[+12] u/Guapglocksndsticks: FUTURES ARE ALL GREEN!!! Which means we will have the biggest pullback of the month.

[+12] u/borkdpasito: Oil going nuts. $100 coming back

[+12] u/54321Joe: You motherfockers changed you clocks didn't you? Bastards.

[+12] u/cannythecat: Get ready for the biggest rug in the world when market realizes that🥭lied

[+12] u/pinkerton_gov: We may be currently witnessing perhaps the most fraudulent market in American history

[+12] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: The fact that a 4% sell off in SPY caused a TACO on WW3 proves that Wall Street is still in charge of literally everything lmao

[+12] u/Largeshmarge: Can I interest you in some nothing ever happens?

[+12] u/Antique_Bat5003: Diamond handing 0TDE puts till close

[+12] u/NewDawn101: One thing that helps with trading emotionally is to have an emergency fund of at least $7 million set to the side

[+12] u/No-Illustrator-7537: I wonder how many just lost thousands in that rug pull

[+12] u/Educational_Pass5854: The US first announcing that the were escorting tankers, then taking that statement back 30 minutes later and then saying that Iran was mining the strait of Hormuz is one of the most blatant market manipulations of all time.

[+12] u/Virtuoso_GT: I don't think oil is gonna stay this low tbh, seems a little too good to be true considering the G7 didn't agree to release stockpiles, the war is still on, the gulf states are winding down supply and the gae of Hormuz is still closed. Russia is wanting to pile on some more pressure on the US and EU to lift sanctions, which I can't see happening until we're at least 2 weeks - a month deep into &gt;$100 prices per barrel. They'll just keep providing Iran with intel until the oil situation declines further and then pull the plug once the contracts are signed.

Maybe a green week for stocks and then some shit happens over the weekend to force a pullback from ATH.

But what do I know, I'm regarded

[+12] u/mtnrnnr802: Caroline Ellison is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. I bet all the women who post here also look like her. Embarrassing.

[+12] u/aaapod: i wouldn't be surprised if many of these war decisions were made after railing some lines

[+12] u/Any-Background2739: my shit is about to open WORTHLESS

[+12] u/caliwillbemine: Oil pegged at $90 and we’re celebrating 🇺🇸💀🫡

[+12] u/EnginrA: The dude who came up with “wisdom of the crowd” never spent time in this sub

[+12] u/optionsCone: Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right ✨

[+12] u/Unassisted3P: Born too late for Spy $670s, born too early for Spy $670s born just in time for Spy $670s.

[+12] u/Valkorion335786: I bet someone here is a Iranian sleeper cell 

Probably the mods

[+12] u/DelphiTsar: Ya'll ready for the drop of the dead cat bounce? I don't see any ships moving. Jobs report worst since Covid. Private credit funds hitting circuit breakers.

Actually believe it or not, all time high.

[+12] u/Competitive_Ride: They have really censored the fuck out of all war info subreddits and news sources it looks like. The UAE refinery hit is not even being discussed on most.

[+12] u/McKoijion: I'm buying more puts. This is ridiculous.

[+12] u/bigjimsribs: Hold your calls, gonna keep going

[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Having a wife you think is hot as hell and a job you don’t absolutely hate makes losing your ass on a big options play a lot more bearable. Idk how some of yall put up with life lol.

[+12] u/mks_csw: BREAKING: STRAIT OF HORMUZ RENAMED TO STRAIT OF AMERICA 

BERS STRAIT BACK TO THE CAVE

[+12] u/potato111a: So we're just out here lying now..

[+12] u/Pury101: I love this thread with retards commenting every single candle lmao

[+12] u/clubdirthill: sorry for the confusion, an escort was hired for dinner, not the strait of hormuz

[+12] u/neo-futurism: I think a tanker legit got hit, thats why he deleted the tweet lol. Its gonna come to news soon.

[+12] u/trainwreck001: THE WHITE HOUSE JUST PROVED THEY ARE LIEING CRIMINAL SACKS OF SHIIT THAT DESERVE TO BE PUT UNDER THE JAIL

OIL $300

[+12] u/OrangMiskin: This drop saved my SPY puts LMAO sold for 150%

[+12] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: ALGOS REACTING TO THE FACT THERE IS A WAR WHEN IT IGNORED THE FACT THERE IS A WAR SHOWS YOU ALGOS ARE FKN BRAINLESS

[+12] u/qx2: oil back $100 by morning, the only escorts mango can handle are preteens.

[+12] u/cyril1991: Come on Morty, let’s go. In and out. Twenty minutes Iran invasion

[+12] u/PositiveToe2761: “The war is over” - Exxon mobile is removing all non essential workers from not just from Iran but the entire Middle East

[+12] u/JugoShvili: Karoline Leavitt is the most 40 year old looking 28 year old woman I’ve ever seen

[+12] u/KittyLover-7: All this war has done is tell Iran they have the power to cuck the world and world leaders to get pressured by their own markets and citizens dealing with the inflation

[+12] u/BorrisZ: 140 patriots have taken a bullet for Israel. Why haven't you?

[+12] u/2020isgreat: THEY ARE MINING THE STRAIT AND OIL IS SUB 90 THE TREASURY IS WINNING

[+12] u/tikimandude: 🥭: "To all the tankers, just have some guts and run the straight"

Iran: \*mines straight\*

🥭: "HeY YoU caNT do ThAt!!!"

[+12] u/LeadingCable2452: This does indeed look like a massive drop is coming. Am I gae now?

[+12] u/Dry_Spirit_7912: all that to close flat lol

[+12] u/NewComplaint2065: keep the damn casino closed i have no idea what to do

[+12] u/Such_Coin: MSFT tanking. Looks like we are actually back to normal.

[+12] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Just wait until the market realizes 🥭 has no idea how to end the war 😂

[+12] u/31andnotdone: never take a loss

always hold to zero

[+12] u/dabblesest: Wtf is Iran’s problem? We only murdered your leader, the new leaders wife, and a bunch of girls who were learning, in a Muslim nation!

Open the strait you jerks, the war is over.

[+12] u/colinr813: I’m convinced there’s going to be a -10% day before orange’s term ends

[+12] u/Ryu6912: None of you regards post good plays anymore

[+12] u/StrangeInsanity: All the bulls who wrote ber r fuk, I dare you to show your 0 DTEs.

[+12] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: They make up shit as when markets going wrong direction... 2 hours ago " Navy escorted tanker to keep oil flow going " ... 2 hours later " Navy did not escort anyone " - Delete tweet.

[+12] u/The_Brem: bols make money, bers make money, release the epstein files

[+12] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: omg PLEASE let me exit at cost basis I'll NEVER gamble again!!!!!!

^(hehehe)

[+12] u/Me-Regarded: Every time I don't take profit I hate myself

[+12] u/Any_Life_6178: After reading all the bullshit yesterday while nothing overseas changed…

Fuck you, Bols

[+11] u/Vonserb: 47 is running out of time before mid term elections.  expect tariff cancellations, lower rates and promises of stimulus checks 3-4 months before voting starts.

[+11] u/kal14144: The entire nation of South Korea is a meme stock

[+11] u/Motley843: I this gets any worse it will be worser

[+11] u/muffpatty: Market down? Calls. Market up? Believe it or not, calls.

[+11] u/Gom_KBull: There's still hardly any tankers making it through... this is bait im wagering.

[+11] u/outhinking: BREAKING: The IRGC Aerospace Force carried out a ballistic missile strike that successfully hit inside Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar, targeting satellite dishes, antenna systems, and satellite communication arrays used by the U.S. military for command, intelligence sharing, and operational coordination.

These systems are part of the U.S. military’s C4ISR architecture supporting operations across the region through CENTCOM. By striking this infrastructure, the attack targeted the communications network used for coordination of military operations, intelligence flow, and command connectivity.

Satellite imagery analysis, comparing images taken before and after the attack, shows that multiple antennas and satellite communication arrays inside the base were destroyed or heavily damaged, confirming the impact of the ballistic missile strike on the communications infrastructure.

[+11] u/jda823: Did we really just pump from -0.5% to +0.5% in an hour on no real news?

[+11] u/Ok_Dish1650: Bers busy siphoning out gas from their mum's car and flushing them down the toilet bc they think that'll keep the prices high and the supply scarce 😂🫵

[+11] u/MemeMarketRetard: My DD- 

Pissed off Iran = continued drone/attacks on straight since its their only leverage (they can produce 500 1 way drones a day *apparently) = US tries to control situation and fails (Vietnam gorilla warfare always wins *iran) = oil prices surge= golf states make back door deal and pressure iran to stop in exchange for probably billions or a terror attack= 4-6 weeks huge price spike not priced in (120$ a barrel) = weird winddown of conflict = new 911 style attack.

In short, i have no idea whats happening.

[+11] u/31andnotdone: hopelessly devoted to puts

[+11] u/LongHealth: At my first job we had this kid who would literally fall asleep at his desk while he’s supposed to be working. Now usually I wouldn’t care but I was his senior and his extra work would end up on me.

This kid also had the sickest collection of WWI and WWII weapons and on the weekend we’d go to the shooting range (a field in the middle of nowhere) and shoot up targets. He only ever asked me to contribute to the bullets.

Needless to say I gave him perfect performance reports.

[+11] u/Disconn3cted: Why is this mother fucker talking during the premarket? Wait until the weekend to save our money, jackass

[+11] u/pittoftheshits: sleeper cells activated in futes

[+11] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Fundamental problem for ber is that the market wants to be green. Even when the news is bad. 

Too many 401ks and other forced investment vehicles

[+11] u/pink_ego_box: USO "bulls" are really gay bears in disguise

[+11] u/spectra444: Our new existence: 

war on ↘️war off↗️war on↘️war off↗️war on ↘️war off ↗️

[+11] u/grimandnordic1: Gambling on TACO is exhilarating but it does make me anxious about real life

[+11] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Far too bullish in here after that fake &amp; gay pump yesterday

[+11] u/FrostingOk2692: Still green on the day while S&amp;P is down, cementing my legacy as a financial genius.

[+11] u/tommyboy441: There’s no way this pump holds, right?

[+11] u/urahozer: Just straight up for the past hour feels sus

[+11] u/Haunting-Window-5125: How long can oil stay down when nothing has fundamentally changed with the supply?

[+11] u/AideApprehensive7441: I’m neither bull nor bear but it’s interesting that the market believes an utterance from the king pedophile more that what’s happening on the ground

[+11] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: We were in Afghanistan for 20 years and people think Iran will be toppled in a week. Fucking delusional

[+11] u/spurkulator: I have made all the wrong decisions this year. down 11k ytd. got $100 left to gamble, needa 10 bagger BAD

[+11] u/WillasTyrell: bullshit pump, red tomorrow

[+11] u/neo-futurism: Crash Alert. Not even kidding

[+11] u/ismebbb: My shorts are getting raped I feel like I'm on Epstein island

[+11] u/PushAble2463: I’m a bull, but this does not make sense

[+11] u/Anonymustafar: “Hey so, we started another war in the Middle East, there’s private credit AND ai bubbles, and the country is shedding jobs at the fastest rate since the GFC”

Fund manager: “time to buy tech stocks.”

[+11] u/KarlLachsfeld: SIR

MINES HAVE JUST HIT THE PORTFOLIO

[+11] u/G_I_Joe_Mansueto: Calls on Microsoft, they make Minesweeper don't they?

[+11] u/Axwe8: # BESSENT BOUGHT THE TOP 🤡 🤡 🤡

[+11] u/miata_only: Some people are saying the incorrect announcement about the tanker escort was intentional to allow political insiders to profit off market movement.

[+11] u/TheOriginalBushToad: If you actually believe Trump that the war will "be over soon", you're a special needs person.  He's been saying that about Ukraine for 4 years.  Puts on SPY, easy money....

[+11] u/AgitatedJump8459: Iran is actually doing it wtf

[+11] u/WrexyWrex: oh no this is going to be bad

[+11] u/mitch-22-12: It’s crazy how people say stuff is priced in and then every headline moves the market like crazy

[+11] u/wrongrobertpatrick: but bols said the war is over

[+11] u/OGWFORLIFE: Oil drop but prices will stay elevated 

Not one gas station will lower their prices

[+11] u/Haikoe: Lol mango is out of lies, he’s in the tantrum stage

[+11] u/SergeantThreat: I wonder what 🥭’s last social media post ever will be. 

Something stupid, no doubt

[+11] u/jda823: First time in a while I have no concept of a plan. Those are the days I usually lose a lot of money. I might just sit this one out

[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: I do not fuck with this time change shit

[+11] u/sloanemonroe: “The war is PRETTY MUCH over” doesn’t mean much.

[+11] u/Austin_Destroyer: When bulls wake up from their one-person whiskey celebration, they're going to be pretty upset that they didn't hop out of those options. If it's good enough to screenshot and "lol bers" it's good enough to sell.

[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #mental illness is a hell of a drug

[+11] u/jnas_19: Did the market forget the war was gonna end this week? Are they stupid?

[+11] u/31andnotdone: losing money has never been easier

[+11] u/Clear_Anything1232: Even fricking 🌽 is up

The best kind of day where everyone is happy

Bers, bers are never happy anyways

[+11] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Everyone here is a POS.

[+11] u/Traditional_Hair_453: PUTS ON MY MARRIAGE.

[+11] u/Available_Cake_8572: Just a horrible week for me so far 🤦‍♂️

[+11] u/Burtonwurton: Lol too funny...The minute I sold MSFT this shit literally starts recovering. Mr. Market really is watching me. Oh well, fuck you.

[+11] u/Shah_Zam: I buy puts, sell too late at a loss. Buy calls sell too late at a loss. Really struggling here.

[+11] u/Nice-Difference8641: How many of you fell for that fake ass tweet

[+11] u/bullhunter469: That "dip"

LMFAO

FUCKING BEARS

LMAFO

[+11] u/HonestScar7176: Come on crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💥

[+11] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: People should go to jail for how obviously they are gaming the stock market in Washington.

[+11] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: No matter how much money these tweets and dumb statements this administration has lost me, i have to hand it to them.. their market manipulation is next level

[+11] u/friendshabitsfamily: Holy shit guys, I think the market might be rigged

[+11] u/Zestyclose_Ear3532: Black Monday tomorrow

[+11] u/2020isgreat: I will die sitting on my oil longs

[+10] u/booose6: “Today will be the most intense day of strikes” i thought we were very complete, pretty much

[+10] u/saccotac: Everyone knows its over.  Just buy puts

[+10] u/Cleanremyrem: Holding in my shit, doing none of the actual work I've been hired to do, staring at SPY. This is what it's all about.

[+10] u/dontlikeyacutG: month 5 of spy being a stable coin

[+10] u/neo-futurism: Why is it even pumping again?

[+10] u/DiamondHands667: Damn the market really hates bears

[+10] u/PsychedelicAwakening: Mental health is down but at least my portfolio up 🐂

[+10] u/kalakesri: How is Iran without a navy and air force more competent than Russia lmao. This was not priced in

[+10] u/ShortAssRibs: So, they lied about everything…

[+10] u/McKoijion: &gt; U.S. INTEL: IRAN PREPARING TO DEPLOY NAVAL MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ USING SMALL BOATS CARRYING 2–3 MINES EACH – CBS NEWS

The US and Israel lied about Iran developing nukes. Why would we trust them about this? Forget that, Trump called CBS right before market close yesterday and lied about ending the war. North Korean State Media is more trustworthy than Bari Weiss and Larry Ellison.

[+10] u/ResidentPack4103: Gotta hand it to the powers that be...Top tier market manipulation this week

[+10] u/ResidentPack4103: Twas the night before 🌮Tuesday 

And all through the land

The bullish regards rejoiced 

With the help from the 🥭 man

He lies and lies and lies

Until all the puts died and died and died

The Santa rally finally came

And put all the little 🌈bers to shame

[+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Damn if he really TACOs out of this one, that’s wild.

[+10] u/lalyt93: Just in :

Drone attack causes large fire at industrial complex in Abu Dhabi 

Iran claims its missile program not destroyed and is indeed g2g 

👀👀

[+10] u/FxSpecter: IS THE STRAIGHTS OF HOMOZ OPEN YET? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[+10] u/imonkaS: Yes the strait will be opened. It will be the greatest opening of all time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! But also we are just getting started. Close the strait

[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: We had WW3 start and end before GTA VI

[+10] u/aaapod: hegseth and rubio must have the best cocaine guy in town man

[+10] u/Wowmuchrya: Wait I thought ww3 was over cuz some retard triggered some algos with a tweet, wtf!!!???

[+10] u/Icy-Guide7976: Do bers not understand there’s no such thing as logic anymore only vibes?

[+10] u/Strange_Man: Market makers are retarded clowns hitting big buttons based on what a retarded orange clown says

[+10] u/burntobama: Spy wants to pump so bad lol

[+10] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING NEWS: saying war is over doesn't make it go away

[+10] u/Starkfault: As a RDDT shareholder I am technically the Mods’ boss and I will be making some changes around here.

Mods, please brush your teeth before coming in to work. The cumbreath is awful.

That’s all, thanks

[+10] u/hv876: Boss, can a brother make a little money? Just a little bit? I have kids to feed.

[+10] u/mangofruitdude: I'm starting to believe the market is fake and it is just some rich fgts drawing charts and laughing their ass of lmao

[+10] u/Then-Cup-5153: I SURVIVED THE 5 DAY BEAR MARKET OF 2026 PART 2

[+10] u/Elforas_Tero: The market is calling the bluff on the straight. Ships are crossing like nothing. 

Bers are rooting like crazy for terrorists to sink some ships and cause death, high oil prices and an environmental disaster

[+10] u/Marshmallowmind2: I think the majority unconsciously come here for the company tbh

[+10] u/zeren1ty: “After over a year of mounting rhetoric about “funding Putin's war” and imposing tariffs on countries purchasing Russian oil, US President Donald Trump on Tuesday (Mar 10) took a U-turn on Moscow's energy exports, stating that Washington will waive some sanctions to boost supply and bring down prices due to upheaval in the global energy market caused by the war in West Asia.”

Ahahaha no way, he really went there and played the last card, a deal with the devil

[+10] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: the amount of cope from both sides, Bers you may have got f\*\*\*ed , but bols you ARE f\*\*\*ed.

Hegseth says they are going to hit Iran the hardest they ever been hit today. \*500 Schoolgirls this time\*

Iran survives the night ,  Straits will still be closed and CPI is going to be above Feds target.

you know It ain't so bad being a ber after all.

[+10] u/spudbro00: I swear if I open a small position shit moons, if I go big I get absolutely gaped

[+10] u/LostandConfused2024: FUCK MAN. IM PISSED I LOST 2K PAPERHANDING

[+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Triple top, this time it’s really over for real.

[+10] u/Any-Background2739: uso blowing my shit smoove off

[+10] u/Me-Regarded: If we breakout here, ber are simply finished

[+10] u/Flexlex724: Crazy work that market believes war is over and oil is going down after we have the heaviest day of bombing thus far

[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Gas stations ignoring this dump

[+10] u/ThatGuyDan123: The Strait of America is open lmao

[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lmao so are they saying they lied about the tanker escort now?

[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: U.S. escorting a Chinese oil tanker ... Iran gonna bring world peace

[+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: imo we are so cooked but also it’s possible we are so back

[+10] u/COLU_BUS: It was all a big misunderstanding. We didn’t say “nuclear bomb”,  we said we’re going after their new skincare routine, their “new clear balm”.

[+10] u/jnas_19: U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X

[+10] u/fredditf: U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X

[+10] u/zeren1ty: Mines in strait of Hormuz, genius play from Iran 

What tanker company is going to risk that never mind the insurance 

Inb4 🥭 claims to submarine torpedo the mines with PLTR tech or some dogshit

[+10] u/Ok-Amoeba4472: On a serious note, what the fuck is going on?

[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: BERRORISTS HAVE MINED THE STRAIT

[+10] u/ercanbas: Carefully selected reporter: “Karoline, why is the President so awesome?”

[+10] u/enc-nyc: I don't get it, Dubai has 1000s of escorts why they can't escort some ships out of the gulf?

[+10] u/zestykite: long oil , short spy here. war is not descalating.

[+10] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: senator who just got a briefing on the war said to the press after that "I emerged from this briefing dissatisfied and angry frankly that I have for any past briefing in my 15 years in the Senate. We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran." see on CSPAN X acc

[+10] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Took the 50% L on 40 $670 Puts an hour ago. 

They’re 4x from there. 

FML

[+10] u/Actual_Mycologist859: Breaking: JPOW escorting every ship on a water bike

[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: The plunge protection team ran out of money to short the oil market

[+10] u/fredditf: truthing
“If Iran has placed any mines in the Hormuz Strait—and we have no reports that they have—they must be removed immediately! Failure to do so will bring military consequences the likes of which have never been seen. If they remove them, it will be a giant step in the right direction!”
— President Donald J. Trump

[+10] u/Nice-Difference8641: HES ASKING THEM NICELY 😭😭😭😭

[+10] u/Cold_Respond_7656: He heading to boots on ground or Nuke

[+10] u/Disconn3cted: This is bad for poor kids *and* white kids

[+10] u/UnivalveX: hope bers enjoyed 10 mins of red before the shrek mandingo green candle at open

[+10] u/Mikos_Enduro: I love how AI is both a threat to civilization and simultaneously the most aggressively developed industry in the world

[+10] u/Bonkers119: Gonna be a slow red day until it absolutely rips this afternoon for no reason at all.

[+10] u/cityexile: Freaks out about oil and markets.

Says, we have won, but not yet, will be over very soon, but maybe will take a while longer. Boots on ground, maybe, but it’s over, most intense bombing yet today, but they are destroyed already in fire and fury.

Markets reassured…

[+10] u/General-Elk-6537: Fucking never do puts. I do one. One put. The market heals. Never doing puts again

[+10] u/pussinbuuts: up 27k on some leaps i bought 30mins ago

sold it to lock in because this market is regarded

[+10] u/moorhound: Are other global markets this rigged

[+10] u/JediMimeTrix: Cash gang, I don't trust this pump right now lol.

[+10] u/IceCreamButt69: My poots are cooked. GG boys

[+10] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Only ones bullish rn are pedo defenders

[+10] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Very simple. Oil down, market up. TACO on Russia, Iran, everything all at once because this guy has 0 morals.

[+10] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: So yesterday the war was complete, pretty much. But today Hegseth says it will be most intense day of bombing yet? Lol. Straight up clown show

[+10] u/FutureSage: I bought puts we will see 690 now

[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: my married coworker whatsapp bio

"don't settle, keep looking"

[+10] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Bers sitting in their moms basement buying oil and puts while the rest of the world gives money to their 401k manager every single week to buy and hold spy...utter regards

[+10] u/ResidentPack4103: Market on easy mode rn...if your not making money take 2 weeks off and reflect on your 🌈ber sins

[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Oh god, today's only Tuesday. Yesterday felt like 3 trading sessions.

[+10] u/wright_on_: It’s 2045. 🥭-GPT is in its sixth term as president-machine god. SPY is trading at 680

[+10] u/BunsMcCheeks: Manipulation at its finest baby woooo

[+10] u/beachsandwichen: It’s funny the lengths they will go to pretend that the market is still a sophisticated regulated place

[+10] u/Gom_KBull: The U.S. borrowed $50 billion a week for the past five months?

jfc, what are we doing?

[+10] u/soad1331: GOTCHA.. WAR BACK ON, EVERYONE PANIC

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANNER

[+10] u/Axwe8: # LOL USA OIL BERS 🐻 THERE ARE MINES IN THE STRAIT 🤡 🤡 🤡

[+10] u/Usedillusion7: Bols you have a tough decision to make. Do you keep on making money off manipulation and lies or does actual truth reality start to rear it's ugly head and leave y'all broke and severely depressed?

[+10] u/Affectionate-Soil607: Who is buying in this state of the war rn genuine question

[+10] u/outhinking: Don't worry guys this is a little price to pay for the sake of Israel

[+10] u/outhinking: So that's why Iran was so silent while Trump was boasting. They were actually mining the Strait

[+10] u/StonkaTrucks: Had to deposit $800 just to revenge trade SPX to end the day +$7. Jesus Christ I'm an addict.

[+10] u/AlGAdams: Guys we dont need oil from the straight of HorseMoose, all we really need is love.

[+10] u/mandoslambo: We are gaping down tonight boys.

[+10] u/ercanbas: USO opening at $150 tomorrow.

[+10] u/mayorolivia: Market gonna retrace to prewar levels before next manufactured crisis. Rinse and repeat 3 more years

[+10] u/Star_Lord924: Fucking cunt ass twat of a piece of shit market.

[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: Mines are a huge fucking problem

[+10] u/patmccock86: lmao they're so blatantly trying to prop this dogshit up, pathetic. I can't wait until they fall flat on their face with this shit

[+9] u/Antique_Bat5003: I refuse to believe this pump is real and not manipulation.

[+9] u/Andymilez: Hegseth reminds me of a drunk friend nobody wants to hang out with anymore cause and all he wants to do is talk about is dumb politics

[+9] u/2020isgreat: I wanna see them try to escort ships across the strait

[+9] u/killainvest: Hear me out, historically they are not very LGBQ friendly over there. So we take Mr. Hormuz and flip him from straight to gay……… Boom….they no longer want him.

[+9] u/3ebfan: Just got a quote for new exterior doors on my house: $28,000 for 4 doors

Got two burritos with queso at Moe's yesterday: $46

I'm convinced the inflation data is cooked.

[+9] u/Ok-Computer1125: Is anyone understanding this? Trump comes out yesterday and says “it’s basically complete and will be over very shortly… but there’s still a lot more work to do and we will be over there for a while longer.” Iranian people emboldened and they’re still threatening to bomb ships passing through the strait. Am I missing something?

[+9] u/Sea-Astronomer5006: bought puts at bottom bought at calls at the top

[+9] u/IslandExact429: 18M volume on a 1% swing

Great

[+9] u/BigOleLeaps: Something smells fishy here and it’s not my ass (this time)

[+9] u/flargmarge90: boys, this is madness, im out, i've just sold out of my final three positions, i am now 100% cash, maybe im regarded, maybe not, but this market is far too hot for me

[+9] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Pedo bulls get real mad when you joke about their king

[+9] u/chikenbeer: Been panicking for 14 days straight and my portfolio basically hasn't moved lol

[+9] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Aint nobody wants to join your trading discord

[+9] u/MrDinglehut: It's all fun and games until a ships are sailing through the strait. Nothing else matters. Wake me up when that starts happening.

[+9] u/Burtonwurton: I spent 70k to make $200. Fucking winning.

[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: at the speed and velocity of this drop USO will be $2.50 by tomorrow follow me for additional trading tips

[+9] u/throwawaydonaldinho: I kinda feel for the bers at this point 😭

A literal war and they cant win more than a couple days.

[+9] u/QuartersToPlay: Called it, puts was the play. Right at the fucking top.

[+9] u/DickiesDippinDicks: Energy Secretary: Omg I get to tweet something! 

🥭: WTF?! Take that shit down now! Our people haven’t bought Oil shorts yet and only I get to announce important shit!

🤡 🤡 🤡

[+9] u/TowelOld743: Lol, energy secretary straight up feeding us propaganda, imagine if we are the brainwashed ones and not our enemies

[+9] u/dangerusZone: Eventually it’s gonna dump like there’s no tomorrow.

[+9] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: And now uso is tanking lol wtf is happening

[+9] u/Anonymous92916: Turn on Fox News. Karoline Leavitte looks like she is 50, not 28. That can't be a good sign for markets.

[+9] u/pleasestoptalkin: “All poo poo times are pee pee times but not all pee pee times are poo poo times.” - Warren Buffett

[+9] u/MasterElite1: &gt;BREAKING: Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz according to CNN report

😮

[+9] u/2020isgreat: It's funny to watch oil be blatantly manipulated

[+9] u/BigBlackAssEater: Sending Greta Thunberg's flotilla through the strait to sweep the mines

[+9] u/joemamm99: Top is in. We were never destined to hit 700.

[+9] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: Nio - think it's going to 6.50 this week easy 

Hims - probably the closest thing we are going to get to a legit short squeeze for a while.  Heavily shorted and yesterday was just the beginning

[+9] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: so many military experts in here who have never fired an M16

[+9] u/borkdpasito: Oil moon. SPY ded. 🥭 lied

[+9] u/trent_upscale: Have you tried being born to tenured Stanford law and tax professors??

[+9] u/katrav86: wegovy is no joke; Down 28 pounds. Now officially at the border between normal and overweight. but all this fuckin puking is getting tiring. why can't i go to the gym like normal people

[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Kegseth is talking about Iran live now. Market doesnt seem to be liking it

[+9] u/Val44x: I thought the war was very complete, pretty much done?

[+9] u/Terrible_Act688: Imagine being so stupid that you buy into this market just because 🥭 says the war is "very complete."

[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: lower lows, lower (scam) highs

[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Back to the battle of 676.  Little do people know we fight a war in here every day. 😂

[+9] u/PadreJuanBrumoso: Green open is bearish. Red open is bullish. Which will it be!

[+9] u/McKoijion: Lol, if you think Trump is going to prioritize the American people over Zionist billionaires, you're in for a rough ride.

&gt; Iran Isn’t Winning This War
&gt; But it might if the U.S. stops the bombing due to higher oil prices.

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/iran-war-oil-operation-epic-fury-mojtaba-khamenei-0d2edb9c

[+9] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Used to watch ducktails — now I watch cuck tales

[+9] u/UnivalveX: it takes 15 mins to dip and 1 min to reverse it all back. truly remarkable

[+9] u/According-Page8618: fuck it 1000$ 0dte spy calls and i take a bath, may the gods decide my fate

[+9] u/Nice-Difference8641: Mango: the war is over

oil -30

Mango: the war isn’t over actually

Bibi and Mojtaba: yeah it’s not over at all

Oil + 5 

Someone explain

[+9] u/KilaManCaro: Bought puts at the bottom, It was nice knowing yall......

[+9] u/Ok_GAINZ: bers blowing a 10 run lead lol

[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: wtf did I miss? So no more dumping? They made us all bearish to fuck us again, didn’t they? Lol

[+9] u/Tyneuku: Turns out not looking here before I open my positions is very helpful

[+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Nvda blowing through resistance with no resistance

[+9] u/ki3ran8793: I can't swing trade 0dtes without going crazy refreshing every 5 secs, how does one overcome this?

[+9] u/Healthy_snacktheif: lmao even dogshit intel is up

[+9] u/CHENWizard: If anyone is betting on oil futures without doing DD and asking “why the fuck is it tanking when shit is literally on fire what the fuck.” Take a look at the late year futures contracts. Nothing is priced in yet. If you think enough critical infrastructure is damaged that there will be an oil shock, you’ve still got time, but you need to go long. I work in an oil and gas adjacent position and we’re not expecting shit to get crazy for at least another month. There’s just not enough information out yet to push prices one way or another besides fear or trying to jump the gun.

[+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: 0dtes are actually terrifying in this market

[+9] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Crazy spy is up .4% today but so many calls are in the red. That IV crush is real.

[+9] u/Spicyboi981: Iran talk = new trade talk

[+9] u/bigjimsribs: Let’s get on with the pump already, everyone knows it’s coming

[+9] u/Togashi_pls: SPY is a fraudulent company

[+9] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: Everything is fake post covid

[+9] u/LostandConfused2024: Bears got fucking pumpfaked

[+9] u/SquirtleStomp: Bro every day they say that theyre gonna hit Iran harder, more thoroughly, deeper, and more aggressively than the day before. 

They got David Goggins running the war room

[+9] u/McKoijion: &gt; SUPERTANKER SAILS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ WITH 2M BBLS OF IRANIAN OIL, ADDING TO AT LEAST 5 OTHER IRAN OIL SHIPMENTS SINCE FEB. 28 - SHIP TRACKERS

They're not going to sink their own oil tankers lol.

[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: Missed the bottom again. Time to buy the top

[+9] u/Anonymustafar: Pro tip use the block feature for all the annoying retards hollering bull this bear that

[+9] u/PatrickSebast: If Dubai can build giant expensive towers and resorts they can afford a canal to bypass the straight.  Time to dig!

[+9] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Wish someone would mine my straight 😮‍💨🥵

[+9] u/aphel_ion: USA looking like clowns. Lying about a warship going through the straits then deleting it after Iran called them out on their bullshit

[+9] u/SquirtleStomp: Mine this, mine that, all I wanna know is if you'll be mine 🥺❤️

[+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: woah I just noticed i can push SPY down by refreshing the page

[+9] u/funkdizzletron: Fuck it. I’ll escort them

[+9] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Closing everything. Overnights are madness here when unconfirmed tweets move worlds energy by 10%.

[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Yes I love my bulls and calls but this is getting flushed lol 

Close it flat for the day to eat some premium and start flushing it overnight 

Ain’t nobody moving with mines anywhere

[+9] u/HandsomeTod11: Bessent on top, Theil on bottom, JD watches from cuck chair

[+9] u/louis-debroglie: "U.S. INTEL SEES SIGNS IRAN MAY BE PREPARING TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE – CBS REPORTER"

Important to note here that SPX fell 0.65% on this because it implies a months-long closure of the Strait. The Strait is already mined with what the military calls "active mines" or UUVs, which is why no escorts are possible. Mining it old-fashioned style will take months to undo, and suggests Iran doesn't see its UUV capabilities as sufficient.

[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: Prepare for oil to blast off

[+9] u/outhinking: Iran is about to show to Zionists what's up.

[+9] u/outhinking: War is not over but american economy is

[+9] u/emr1028: CNN: Iran is laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, effectively blocking tanker traffic

Some random US Undersecretary of whatever: I've got a feeling that you're gonna love the price of oil next week

Markets: How do I decide which of these carries more weight?

[+9] u/zeren1ty: Gg new day low on spy after that disastrous truth social post from 🥭 

Congrats oil Buls, overnight will get crazy

[+9] u/abscando: They gave you 1000 ways to exit but you got greedy didn't you

[+9] u/SHIBashoobadoza: Ima sit this one out, good day for golf!

[+9] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Night Pump - Day Dump

[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: The only thing I can say with confidence is that the line will move to the right, and even then, my confidence grows shakier each day.

[+9] u/cow_grass: What is going on. Why is it ripping

[+9] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Imagine buying puts when the SEC no longer exist lmao

[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Pump, theta-fuck, crash AH. Repeat.

A tale as old as crime.

[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Some of you are still obsessed with oil and it shows

[+9] u/WingedScapula420: I feel like Epstein’s ghost could rise from the Arabian Sea aboard the Flying Dutchman and sink 3 oil tankers and we’d still keep pumping.

[+9] u/outhinking: Trump says they have no report about mine? That's even worse

[+9] u/Sandvicheater: Markets bouncing green and red more times that my psycho ex and let me tell you she did a mean cowgirl.

[+9] u/Concerned_Fanboy: its only closed to losers like you!!

[+9] u/Fit-Doubt4251: The G7 OIL WIZARDS ARE STILL CONTEMPLATING

[+9] u/spellbreaker: If you think the markets are reacting strongly to crude oil, just wait until they invent sophisticated oil.

[+9] u/McKoijion: Taiwan imports almost all of its energy from the Persian Gulf via the Strait of Hormuz. It's a good thing manufacturing semiconductors doesn't require electricity.

[+9] u/lysergalien: Bought some dirt cheap 685 lottos for today. I bet 🥭 says something else to make us moon

[+9] u/Ok_Dish1650: people who use stop losses on options should just sit on the cuck chair while the rest of us hold-till-it-expire-worthless chads bang their wives in front of them

[+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: there is no jobs in ba sing se

[+9] u/Valkorion335786: I mean, ber could've bought calls

[+9] u/According-Page8618: vix rejected 23, time for 688 spy

[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: At 27 years old I was full of energy and could run marathons, lift weights and did amazing hobbies. At nearly 35, I feel the middle aged energy slump and do little hobbies now. Just doing life of work, home, cook, read, walk etc. Feel like I've aged 15years in 7

[+9] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING: UAE’s largest oil refinery shuts down operations “as a precautionary measure.” OIL DOWN!!! WAR IS OVER!!!

[+9] u/NVDAismyg0d: Whoops we blew up 150 kids and we investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing. Case closed. So how about the Dow over 50,000?

[+9] u/Xs2experience: Sold 678p for 550% gain

[+9] u/bigboybigbat: The marker zig zagging shows they haven’t priced in the risk because they think there will be some taco. Once it hits them that Iran govt is willing to die for this, the market is gonna tank.

[+9] u/jazzyjjcups: Sub-90 oil, 20% of the world's supply gone, mines in the strait

SPY &amp; QQQ should be way down further than it is. TACO not going to work this time.

[+9] u/neo-futurism: BOLS we bulying everyone here whole day. Now they disappeared like their potfolio.

[+9] u/Horror_Yam_9078: 1% in less than an hour. At this rate we'll hit 700 by 2pm. Make your moves accordingly.

[+9] u/pigeon_shit: Too nice outside to sit around and watch charts and chats

[+9] u/Tyneuku: Back to 675 would be cool 😎

[+9] u/sloanemonroe: Nobody decides that NOW is the time to buy. Bad gdp, bad jobs, bad inflation report, war, oil rising. So why is there a bid?  And, no, it’s not 401k money coming in. Why is there even a bid AT ALL right now. Would love an explanation

[+9] u/Bam2458: I’ve never seen a strait so open in my life, it’s the by far the openest strait in existence.

[+9] u/Own-Opposite1611: I love how when 🥭 is caught lying and stocks go back down again

[+9] u/JugoShvili: Sleepy Joe’s woke mob tried to turn the strait gay. We’re back and straighter than ever, folks. Read our lips, I am going to blow seamen with mine

[+9] u/pinkerton_gov: If the strait is closed for 60 days we are looking at potentially global economic devastation.

[+9] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Has there ever been an administration that’s this openly corrupt before? Gotta be some type of record lol

[+9] u/Western-Ad-5252: Israel prime minister saying he’s not done with Iran yet 🤣

[+9] u/No_Addendum_5860: can this bitch just shut the fuck up

[+9] u/Suavecore_: Never forget that bears are literally wrong all the time and they always have been throughout the history of the markets aside from like 2-3 major events that didn't last more than a few months

[+9] u/jakeisarake: Let's get a guh for oil bag holders

[+9] u/Any-Background2739: tell me how it literally bounces off my exact contract average

[+9] u/ProudPeak3570: None of u regards went to hormuz to get real on the ground info. Yall aint built for this

[+9] u/LeadingCable2452: Iran probably isn't even a real place, were good.

[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: What are we even supposed to do lol

[+8] u/ToughVegetable2483: Y’all know I’m 🌈🐻 but I’ve seen this setup too many times to tell you this shit is going to rocket today probably back to 685+

[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Oil flatlining just waiting on the next retarded thing to come out of 🥭s mouth

[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: 🥭 and his friends must be theta gang today cuz they're sending out super mixed messaging and know y'all mf's are in a ber/Bol civil war over this shit.

[+8] u/WickedTwista: Anyone believing the "mission accomplished" conference is a clown

[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Sec, these guys right here

[+8] u/moorhound: Typical Hormuz oil tanker crossings: ~140 per day

Tanker crossings since Mar 6: 2 per day

These tankers take 20-50 days to get where they're going, and with all of these tankers parked they've had to halt production, meaning this supply lag will continue on for months. But yeah let's drop oil because orange man said all is well

[+8] u/mangofruitdude: America literally robbing the rest of the world. You don't know it yet but the american empire already had its zenith, it's only downhill from here

[+8] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Fighting a war with mango is like playing chess with a pigeon. It’ll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and then walk away like it won.

[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: There are still too many bers COPING. Let's see if a few ATHs in a row cure you

[+8] u/bigmeatbag: The only thing dumber than a 🌈🐻 is a country that thinks they can stop 🇺🇸 from doing whatever the fuck it wants.  🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

[+8] u/hudson701: This is called: GETTING CHOPPED UP. Close your puts, take the loss, reverses instantly back to entry. Close your call as it dumps, quickly reverses back to your entry.

[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Todays bol's are very... botty

[+8] u/mayorolivia: Market has been pumping since Khamanei Jr became Ayatollah. Most bullish Supreme Leader ever

[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Just remember the market isnt out to get you.  Youre just in the way

[+8] u/RACE_CAR_YA_YA: bear comments getting updooted

bull comments getting downdooted

loading green candles

[+8] u/2020isgreat: we are rallying under one single oil tanker being escorted through LMFAO

[+8] u/ten7four: I need to remind myself that for every retard that posts some lucky lotto winning shit, there's another hundred retards who lost it all and are too depressed to post.

[+8] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Bulls thinking they’re not about to get rugged by potus unreal

[+8] u/PotentialBicycle7: mining the strait has been discussed as an obvious move in game theory scenario's for years, this admin is so dumb

[+8] u/peterpeer9: Two black dudes are walking down the street and they see a sign that says "become white for 99 cents"

One guy has a dollar and one has 98 cents. They debate if it's a scam and decide to send in the guy with a dollar to try it. 

If it works he can give the other guy a penny and they'll both be white and not have to put up with racism anymore.

So the guy goes in and five minutes later he comes out and he's super white. 

Blonde hair and blue eyes and all of that. The other guy goes "oh my God it worked! Give me that penny"

The first guy says "why don't you get a fucking job?"

[+8] u/Stealthless: Made $39 (tax-free) today woohoo...

[+8] u/wrongrobertpatrick: never traded options in my life 

bulls seemed delusional and overly optimistic

[+8] u/Gom_KBull: Capturing maduro's fat ass got to Fruitman's head, he thought he could do whatever he wanted with no consequence.

Now Iran War is squeezing his nuts.

No doubt this will all be a fascinating case study and key in Social Studies curricula going forward.

[+8] u/EmbarrassedKoala3982: THE IRAN WAR IS VERY COMPLETE

^(as a concept)

[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: the trump admin clearly knows how to time the market. might be the most corrupt admin in american history

[+8] u/jnas_19: The mining is not extensive yet, with a few dozen having been laid in recent days, the sources said. But Iran still retains upward of 80% to 90% of its small boats and mine layers, one of the sources said, so its forces could feasibly lay hundreds of mines in the waterway.

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, which now effectively controls the strait along with Iran’s traditional navy, has the capability to deploy a “gauntlet” of dispersed mine-laying craft, explosive-laden boats and shore-based missile batteries, CNN has reported.

[+8] u/Axwe8: # YALL EVER PLAYED MINESWEEPER? THIS IS IRL MINESWEEPER 🤡🤣

[+8] u/Such_Coin: If you don't remove the mines, we will bomb you!!!

[+8] u/Therecanbenopeace: HAHAHA. "President Trump could order escorts."  Ya don't say.

[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
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To get out early they have to: **'no way i lose 11 in a row'**

Their record is now 1 wins and 11 losses

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[+8] u/According-Page8618: trump speaking to iran is bearish news i guess

[+8] u/hv876: Boss, the market is tired of winning against me. Can we switch it up a little.

[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Corn saying the strait is still closed yall

[+8] u/wa_2050: WSB is bullish… this means a bloodbath smh.

[+8] u/PicklePot83: Tried to check in my suitcase and they said it was too heavy from all my RDDT and HOOD.

[+8] u/LongHealth: Bullish on depression, desperation, and distraught.

[+8] u/memelackey: Low volume on wsb thread 🧵 

You know what that means 🤌

[+8] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: People bought into orange man bs. He is 80, old assholes have a lot of stories doesn’t mean we should all believe them.

[+8] u/louis-debroglie: Trump begging to end the war, Larijani responds “be careful not to be eliminated yourself.”

War going well!

[+8] u/Disconn3cted: It's getting too bearish in here. I'm starting to think the war might actually be over

[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: How many "fell for it again" awards has the market earned at this point? 

I understand it's hard to ignore POTUS, but believing him might be more expensive

[+8] u/boris1869: Obvious market manipulation. Trump's comments and speech just before/after close, and now Hegseth's bullshit just before opening. Idiots

[+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Kegsbreath is the kinda dude who pays dudes on grindr to meet up and blow coke up his ass 

You know it’s true 🤷‍♂️

[+8] u/OrangMiskin: War backwards is RAW. Yeah, your port is getting rawdogged

[+8] u/silverfutes: This war is different because previously we went in without any vision of an end-state.  Trust me bro, we have a clear vision this time, we just can’t or won’t tell u what it looks like.

[+8] u/Ninefingerzs: UAE largest refinery was attacked by a drone this morning. War is Complete tho

[+8] u/Frankfurter_i81U812: You know, it’s okay for the markets to have a flattish +/- &gt; .5% day. It’s actually probably good for all yalls blood pressure.

[+8] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Where did February go by the way, also why are we a 3rd of the way through March, January lasted forever

[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: one thing we can all agree on. puts on global stability

[+8] u/Sjw455: Relax hasn’t even been 30 minutes yet

[+8] u/LankyLibrary7662: Classic Pump and dump!

[+8] u/WickedTwista: 🥭: "I DECLARE WAR OVER!"

"Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say 'war over' and expect anything to happen."

🥭: "I didn't say it. I declared it."

[+8] u/iAmGrimTV: It's simple 🥭 pardons all Iranian baddies and we moon

[+8] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Literally ever since I stopped buying puts I’ve made so much money

[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Gas stations ain't answering their phones when you try to tell them oil is back down

[+8] u/ercanbas: USO were in war bro. Act like it.

[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: USO shitcoin getting rugpulled

[+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: Best thing you can do financially is place your bets without checking WSB first

[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Algos don't know how to trade 😭

[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: fucking manipulation from this fucker

[+8] u/pmotiveforce: I've been thinking. Dennis Rodman is a very low IQ person. I'm guessing high 80s maybe.

But I think he would be doing a better job in terms of foreign relations. Dude just likes to chill, tried to be buddies with lil Kim.

[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: Congrats bers for your 0.01% red day after yesterday's assblasting! you must feel awesome

[+8] u/Gom_KBull: Mangofucker has the world's most powerful military

yet he's scrambling to control the narrative instead of controlling the situation

def holding my puts

[+8] u/ResidentPack4103: Concepts of a bull market

[+8] u/Crazy-Pickle-7412: I've seen enough... SPY 700

[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: As top analist at Oldman Sacks I declare Bul fuk

[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: So Bloomberg is reporting that the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. How is oil not ripping?

[+8] u/-TrueFacts-: Can't we all just agree to pretend Jesus was born and died somewhere else less controversial - like I dunno Detroit or Paris or Prague, whatever.  Then just let the Middle East not be a priority of Western nations.

[+8] u/Icy-Guide7976: Has the cia ever looked into a fart gun?

[+8] u/ToughVegetable2483: 675 wall of puts just couldn’t hold up against bull

[+8] u/cresstheory2016: Damn. So all these other countries are going to step back and watch the U.S. and Israel bomb Iran off the planet? This is sick, but as long as your calls are up who cares, right? Smfh

[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Trap the bers again, dump it to $678 and shoot it straight up to $690 LMAO

[+8] u/onmamas: I’ve been making so much money the last 2 weeks just doing the opposite of what I think makes sense. Wtf is this market?

[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I absolutely love buying shit tons of spy calls and selling for a few hundred  dollars instead of holding another hour for a 10k super gainer.

[+8] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Photo Op with Mango in front of a blown up girls school with “mission accomplished” banner. SPY instantly rockets to 700

[+8] u/pinkerton_gov: Bulls are just one sunk oil tanker away from a complete portfolio implosion.

[+8] u/AdCritical5383: Ever since I was a young boy I’ve wanted to ingest stimulants while creating shareholder value at the computer.

\#grateful \#blessed

[+8] u/tortu995: Salesforce is issuing bonds to fund buybacks, so basically levering up on margin. Marc Benioff is one of us guys. Edit: This is beyond regarded for a company by the way and a huge red flag.

[+8] u/McKoijion: The largest oil refinery in the Middle East was shut down a few hours ago. There's no fog of war, just blatant propaganda.

&gt; UAE oil giant ADNOC shuts Ruwais refinery after drone strike, source says

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/fire-hits-site-housing-abu-dhabi-national-oil-company-operations-after-drone-2026-03-10/

[+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: its gona be crazy when all of the sudden oil is cheaper than when the conflict started

[+8] u/randomnameforme123: "Waah waah market is rigged"

Yes it is. Rigged to go up. It legitimately could not be easier. How stupid do you have to be know this and still buy puts? Just buy calls you contrarian retard.

[+8] u/lil_lazyy: BREAKING NEWS: DIDDY’S RESERVE TO RELIEVE OIL SUPPLY SHOCK

[+8] u/jnas_19: Imagine selling oil below $80

[+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Strait is closed but your anus is not..

[+8] u/PapiGoneGamer: Paper handed my $681 calls. Profit is profit but fuck me.

[+8] u/grimandnordic1: My calls 📈

My stack💸

Bears are géy 🌈

And smoke crack 🤡

[+8] u/Usedillusion7: Your trading strategy is based on nothing but buying calls and hoping 🥭 gets a incoherent tweet off. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

[+8] u/McKoijion: Kelly Evans sighed deeply as she reported the mines in the Strait, and I felt that in my soul.

[+8] u/izCS: All the oil shorts nuked, all the gold calls nuked. But hey, thats what you voted for yankees.

[+8] u/MRROSADOH: Threw everything into calls, spy tanks, I have no money to buy the dip with. Somebody please execute me already

[+8] u/zeren1ty: This woman is dressed like a local Walmart manager

Is America serious right now?

[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: Algos confused. How come mining is suddenly bad for business? 😂😂😂

[+8] u/Bonkers119: They’re manipulating the market right in front of our faces lmao

[+8] u/broke_person: Brb sending Iran 🥭's geo location

[+8] u/ICE-FlGHT: WHAT

THE 

FUCK

IS 

HAPPENING

IM 

SOMEHOW

FUCKING 

RED

[+8] u/trainwreck001: OIL +$10 TOMORROW 

OIL $300

[+8] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: guys orange man just threatend iran on twitter.. If they dont de-mine the strait

[+8] u/Val44x: I can’t wait for SPY to go higher than it was after we learned of the negative jobs report, oil going up 30% over night, and now confirmed continuation of Iran. 

But we will be back at 692 in no time

[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: If they escort a ship and it gets pummelled , everything is going to drill to the earths core

[+8] u/memelackey: I read a good shit post that confirmed my trade bias so I am now going to hold onto the position

[+8] u/cryptohorn: Treasury sure is busy shorting oil

[+8] u/Valkorion335786: All this fear mongering before a beautifully cooked CPI report to have us gap up

That’s the standard weapon in their arsenal lmao

[+8] u/neo-futurism: Ok, I think its time retire now. Fun while it lasted. GG boys

[+8] u/illicit_FROG: The war is practically over was the most blatant manipulation.... what a statement... goes back to bombing

[+8] u/Lucky-Sentence-3491: Sometimes I think Mango is doing his best to convince his fan base to hate him so he can finally retire the grift but his fan base is so retarded that he can do anything and they’ll justify it

[+8] u/Extension-Change-441: if spy drops down to the 660s again, im remortgaging the house and putting it all on calls

[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: ASTS stop trading like a safe haven and just rip 10% thanks

[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Bers posting whatevee refinery news they can find as fast as they can as if that will help.

[+8] u/OnAWagonToMexico: Lol guess the war is cancelled the way the market is pumping now

[+8] u/bullhunter469: Bears SAD AS FUCK because SPY is NEVER GOING BELOW 680 AGAIN lmao

"Fake ass pump"

LMFAO

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: So we gonna fall back down to $660-670 like usual this or next week?

[+8] u/ebfeebfe: \&gt; Iran deploys: Mines!

\&gt; Mango uses: Tweet. It's super effective.

[+8] u/cannythecat: If it's actually confirmed the strait has mines the markets are gonna crash.

[+8] u/No_Tough_2065: Spy is bouncing .05% a tick. It's getting crazy in this 🎰

[+8] u/trainwreck001: OPERATION SEAWOLF 2026 COMMENCING 

OIL $300

[+8] u/Axwe8: ####I AM **SHORTING** THE **UNITED STATES OF AMERICA** 🤡 🐻 🐻 🐻

[+8] u/Axwe8: #🥭 IS CAPPING HERE. THERE'S MINES 100% 💯 💯 💯

[+8] u/Chilinuff: Incoming trauma dump from the White House in 5…4…

[+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Bols I’m not saying it will happen, but nine times out of ten when yall are this cocky in the morning we get a big red day. Don’t make me say “lmao Bols thot” in a few hours I really don’t want to, just be humble

[+8] u/brute-forced: Imagine believing all the lies this far into it.

[+8] u/WarmCan3034: i am not quiet, i am having a meltdown

[+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: The Royal Navy warship HMS Dragon has begun departing Portsmouth Harbour as it starts its journey to the eastern Mediterranean.

**But the war is over?**

[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Dude what the actual fuxk just happened?!

[+8] u/Gom_KBull: He's still trying to lowkey the war without official involvement from Congress.

Wow... just fucking wow.

[+8] u/snspro: BERS NEVER BEEN DEEPER IN THE MUD

[+8] u/Basis_404_: Just a question does anyone know if it would be considered an HSA or zoning violation to store a few barrels of oil in the front yard?  

All 1,000 of them don’t fit in the backyard.

[+8] u/hudson701: 'THE WAR IS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETE...'

Yeah, ok, senior burrito ... Almost had me there! Not.

[+8] u/fuck_zebster: Y’all are so gullible clearly trump said they are escorting 3 container ships of hummus though a straight somewhere .

[+8] u/Maximum-Cash7103: This presidency is a fucking joke

[+8] u/DumbNutter: Anyone buying calls right now deserves to lose money.

[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: IRAN PLEASE, THINK OF THE BOLS!

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: My ‘tistic hyper-fixation lately has been on pens. Whole world of pens and inks and shit. Gonna get bored of that soon though and need more dopamine. Thinking maybe meth next.

[+8] u/bobbyknight102: Too many Bers here, calls it is

[+8] u/pain474: How is every day so boring currently

[+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: Believe it or not, this is actually because of Joe Biden.

[+8] u/bigmeatbag: One day 🌈🐻 might get their brain cell to split so they have 2 and realize that when everything looks most like the market will dump and their puts will print for sure is when they should be buying calls instead.

[+8] u/neutralpoliticsbot: fucking bears scared me out of my Oil shorts would have been huge money if I held.

[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: Smells like burnt puts and bear cope in here 😂😂😂

[+8] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Seriously, think for a second what we're doing. Escorting other countries ships using our military, without receiving payment, just to keep oil cheap? It can't get any more regarded.

[+8] u/colinr813: Find a girl that loves you as much as trump loves the stock market, son

[+8] u/pussinbuuts: took a while for markets to realize escorting 1 tanker a day isnt helpful LMAO

[+8] u/grackychan: Oil moving up and down 15% an hour is totally normal

[+8] u/trainwreck001: TRENDING GOOGLE... WW2 MINES

LOL

OIL $300

[+8] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Boots on the ground soon

[+8] u/Coolbanh: Waiting for le commander to tweet. It all hinges on a single tweet for buls n bers.

[+8] u/UnivalveX: it's gonna be yet another one of those miracle reversal days isn't it

[+8] u/bullhunter469: FUCKING BEARS HAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN lmao

AGAIN

Lmao

[+8] u/Gweeds95: SPY gonna be pinned at 681 for the day

[+8] u/Anonymustafar: Anyone saying “bulls this” or “bears that”

Show your gains

[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Was the war all about having an excuse to remove Russian oil sanctions?

[+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: Good luck in 🥭’s market 🤡

[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: You should not take or be given lunch breaks at work.  It is a blessing that you are able to work towards improving shareholder value.  Those 10-16 hours at work should be non stop, no “food breaks” because you’re hungry.  You should be hungry to improve EBITDA.

[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Because this market has been truly delusional about real world circumstances for multiple weeks now, when it does crack it’s going to crack even harder.

[+8] u/trainwreck001: EVER SEE A WW2 MINE? FUKKERS ARE THE SIZE OF A VOLKSWAGEN WITH SPIKEY THINGS POKING OUT OF THEM. 

SCARY AF. LOL

OIL $300

[+8] u/YardComprehensive215: Daily rug pull happens again.

[+7] u/MissMatriarch: I can’t with this orange primate anymore.

FAAAAHHH

[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: We are going to 7000 today, aren't we?

[+7] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: Buttcorn flying. Ber is total fuk.

[+7] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Trump who lies constantly says the war is complete and market pumps

Iran says no chance its over and market doesn't flinch

[+7] u/According-Page8618: dont fall for red spy / qqq beartrap ; Btc still +3% shit will moon on open

[+7] u/ToughVegetable2483: Vix at 25 implies around 1.6% movement today

[+7] u/2020isgreat: It's starting to feel like Hegseth and 🥭 aren't on the same page

[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I’m a little confused, the guy that lies constantly said it was “completely over, pretty much”. Are you telling me he was lying??????

[+7] u/wilhelm96: What the fuck was that fake pump overnight anyways? Today was always going to be a turnaround Tuesday, using every ounce of yesterday’s pump for exit liquidity

[+7] u/Sea_Woodpecker1438: Hegseth said today will be the biggest day so far

[+7] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Well...  if this continues, I might have to learn how to bounce on it "crazy style", dayo.

[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Whatever fuckery the markets on today, I’m not about it

[+7] u/kjl8921: Israel said little bro US don’t call the shots. War is not over

[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: The war is over, USA have won.  
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[+7] u/lessoninprogress: This is actually so regarded

[+7] u/HonestScar7176: Doubling down on puts is not fucking working lol

[+7] u/Dumb__Money: Now today will be the most intense day of air war, one day after the war is very complete.

[+7] u/zzTopG: That straight isn’t opening.

We just killed the dudes dad, what would you do?

[+7] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: They did dig out a new strait?? Why the fk is Oil dumpin on a lie that the war is over..

[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: It’s legitimately just a line going up for the last hour lmao

[+7] u/Send_Lawyers: And just like that we’re back to the 690-680 range. Never mind the strait is still closed and half the oil production in the Middle East is on fire. Everything is fine. 

Fucking loading the boat with april puts here.

[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Ok I'm ignoring all my bear instincts I just dropped 20k on 685 calls for tomorrow.

[+7] u/astroslostmadethis: War? High oil prices? Unpredictable politic movements? Calls.

[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Bers: haha we’re red!

Also bers: haha we’re less green!

[+7] u/NewComplaint2065: the fact that he lied and immediately got pantsed is hilarious i can’t even lie

[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: I remember a time that was so calm and uneventful people were bitching and moaning about egg prices going up 2 dollars. Now there's a new crisis every fucking day and there's so much bad news that you can't even keep track of it all.

[+7] u/HonestScar7176: All we need is 1 tanker to get blown up and we will get our crash

[+7] u/soad1331: That bitch Pam Bondi

[+7] u/colinr813: So much fake news out there trying to pump the market. People need to be jailed for this.

[+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: VIX -15% tomorrow as usual

[+7] u/lawerry22: Support was too obvious so needed to have false breakout before the real rug

[+7] u/2020isgreat: Why sailor no go through strait war over

[+7] u/Bapu_: Presidents tells untruths?

no way

[+7] u/mydoortotheworld: Okay so here’s what we’re gonna do: 

1. Market opens and spy falls to 670
2. Buy calls
3. Market creeps back up to green by EOD
4. Profit 

Free money

[+7] u/clouts1: “War is about done” lmao yea okay

[+7] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: puts on sale, get ready for tomorrow's CPI

[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: they will pump this until *YOU* 🫵 buy

[+7] u/MrIntuition: account was at $6 at 3pm yesterday… today i’m at $2700

[+7] u/TFTisbetterthanLoL: MINES IN THE STRAIGHT 
PUTS PUTS PUTS

[+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: Regretted paper handing my calls, now seeing they’re worth half of what I sold them for and a quarter of what I paid for them. Things happen for a reason I guess.

[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Mom, the algos are fighting

[+7] u/snspro: WAR IS OVER, IRAN DIDNT GET THE MEMO

[+7] u/UnivalveX: shits gonna blast off for no reason at open as usual

[+7] u/Glock7enteen: If you guys need oil, you can count on Microsoft to go down and drill it for you

[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Get ready for another V

[+7] u/UnivalveX: we're less than 1% away from where we were before the war lmao

[+7] u/tika_dengu: 🇺🇸 taxpayer is subsiding oil for 🇨🇳

[+7] u/WickedTwista: Snip! Snap! Snip! Snap! Snip! Snap!

You have no idea the toll this takes on a man!

[+7] u/penguincheerleader: What's happening? Did closing the war by escalating not work?

[+7] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Oracle miss, CPI hot and oil back at $100 in 24 hrs? -5% tomorrow easy, which means we end the day +0.5% after flushing 2% pre market

[+7] u/sanndman: us govt now recruiting for the top10 board minesweeper players to help their drones over horemuz.

[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: People are so quick to buy this market up

[+7] u/StrikingSolution3240: Defense and Oil calls it is...

[+7] u/Bodie_Broadus_: Looks like the HIMS squeeze is about to start.

[+7] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: I literally bought weekly puts 5 minutes before trump pumped the markets. I fucking hate it here. lol

[+7] u/throwa91: HIMS going back to $50+ lets gooo!

[+7] u/Then-Cup-5153: YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP THIS MANIPULATION TRAIN BABY

[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Absolutely Mickey Mouse market

[+7] u/diefy7321: Bers buying tickets to Iran just so they can see if oil tankers really going thru strait lmfaoooo

[+7] u/outhinking: The dump coming tonight bout to be biblical

[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: Bers very quiet today

[+7] u/bigbootytrudyyy: I just went 98% cash lol

[+7] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Armageddon and spy goes to 0

[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: starting to believe 680 is the new 700

[+7] u/diefy7321: Remember folks, when bers are loudest is time to full port calls lmfaooo

[+7] u/PatrickSebast: How could spy go down when America now owns the straight of homos

[+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: His lies will be debunked and uso will 150

[+7] u/8BallTiger: Iran deploying mines soon? Well good thing the USN has great mine sweeping assets in the region right now....wait I'm getting a message

[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I have no idea what’s going on lol

[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: RDDT is a great stock if you stay away from it

[+7] u/BobsBurners420: Overnight -2% dump incoming 

With a recovery to -.25% by open

[+7] u/sylphvanas: Fuck this, another red open

[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Ngl bro your mom said it was pain to make u

[+7] u/2lowkey: Every dip a V, every poop I pee

[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: "The empty can rattles the most" - Canfucius

[+7] u/im_burning_cookies: Yall know orcl is about to post some crazy beat and wipe all this shit away while your balls deep in puts

[+7] u/cannythecat: Bulls were talking a lot of shit a few hours ago.

[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I wonder what CPI will be tomorrow. Could be really fucking funny

[+7] u/ValueOfADollar: I have a feeling I’m about to become a community member of every stock I hold today

[+7] u/PossumImposter2: Silver calling my name like a deadly siren

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: At this point I would pick Hellen Kellers corpse as chief executive over the current situation lol

[+7] u/tcmart14: Welcome to the new range of 660-680, we’re sure you’re gonna love it better than 680-697.

[+7] u/Ken_Blast: The chosen people arent going to let mango pull out

[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Sold my calls at the literally bottom fml

[+7] u/LegitimateShameHands: RDDT going to be the first stock ever to grow Revenue at 60% and having a ytd Performance of -60% at the same time

[+7] u/Walking72: Hegseth says Tuesday 'will be our most intense day of strikes'

[+7] u/broke_person: War, AI bubble fear, Bad job report, Inflation

SPY 700 LETS GO!!!!!

[+7] u/RB_7: How is the market going up it makes no sense. the mango is too strong

[+7] u/stock_dude9: What’s crazy to me is to go back like 15 years ago… governments and companies had all their data on internal servers which they owned and didn’t have to pay for monthly, and their data was relatively secure to the outside world. 

Fast forward to today, essentially all data is held by some of the largest companies in the world and governments and corps have to pay huge monthly amounts to access and maintain their own data. Further, now these companies are charging more for them to query their own data! It’s crazy to me, the what could go wrongs are larger than ever,

[+7] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: Oil will pump again… unfortunately

[+7] u/neutralpoliticsbot: making fun of the bears never gets old 

HA HA

[+7] u/cashflow_: Hello? Yes… profits only

https://preview.redd.it/eckw5qvc49og1.jpeg?width=2596&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=b4a711d2f7f93aaed02c30e4d6fec4944b28a865

[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers getting escorted out of the thread.

[+7] u/Mumblage: I'm a little salty, fam. I sold off at a teeny loss today, bailed, then everything pumped. I could have made bank. I don't understand how a rambling dementia patient on regretamine can end a war he just started. Surely Iraaaaan will have a say too? Wtf? Surely no one believes this is over? Ships ain't movin'. They mined the fucking strait. Huge campaign tonight. BB's bro fucked up. How is this finished? (I'm not crying in the casino, just confused as hell! How is this real?)

[+7] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Just imagine spy just drill -1% within last hour ! That would be hilarious

[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: KKKaroline about to tank the market

[+7] u/friedbymoonlight: Some of you have never woken up before realizing the stock market is more a narrative than it is an instrument of price discovery — and it shows.

[+7] u/cantgetthistowork: 4th round of cucking

🚨🚨 U.S. ASKS ISRAEL TO HALT STRIKES ON IRAN'S ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE  -AXIOS

[+7] u/n1ck90z: The war is a hoax. There is no proof a country named Iran ever existed

[+7] u/diefy7321: Bers really crawling out of their slum caves smh lmfaoooo

[+7] u/schmudkip: my brain says puts but my heart says this shit is gonna pump

[+7] u/Just-Explanation4533: Went 0 for 5 today. Seriously can’t catch a break 🤦‍♂️

[+7] u/IslandExact429: Fuck this shit. Fuck you cunt

Fuck you whore

This stuff is so damn nasty

[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/NoExpert1180 made a bet that USO would go to 70.0 within **4 days** when it was 103.471 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses

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[+7] u/peterpeer9: breaking news: hegseth challenges iran to send their "biggest, baddest dude" to a pullup contest to decide the outcome of the war

[+7] u/mangofruitdude: I'm praying that i will be in this chat when the markets catch up to reality. Will be crazy

[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: 5 mins before open like the last 5 mins of the day 😆

[+7] u/McKoijion: 45 minutes ago:

&gt; DRONE STRIKE HALTS UAE’S LARGEST REFINERY

&gt; The UAE’s largest refinery has halted operations after a drone strike sparked a fire nearby, according to people familiar with the situation.

&gt; State producer Abu Dhabi National Oil Company is assessing damage at the Ruwais Refinery, which can process 922,000 barrels of oil per day, making it one of the world’s largest.

&gt; The shutdown adds to widening energy disruptions across the Persian Gulf, after Saudi Arabia halted its largest refinery and Qatar closed the world’s biggest LNG export facility following similar drone strikes.

[+7] u/neutralpoliticsbot: we should be able to vote on which country to invade

[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Wake up, buy puts, continue writing suicide note. Rinse and repeat

[+7] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: Well look at this: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. I am almost done!

Working on acceptance right now after a nice Wendy's lunch.

[+7] u/AmbassadorGloomy8915: Holding my puts in hope for a rebound down later (im stupid)

[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Okay so I just closed MSFT. It should take off now, but I am done with this shit.

[+7] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: Stocks up, oil down, war ongoing.. makes sense

[+7] u/LURKER21D: it's all manipulation, imagine we could call cbs and get a headline printed everytime we open a position? bought calls and puts today? printing!

[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: THE FUCKING INSTANT I CLOSE PUTS FOR A LOSSS FUCK OFFFFFFFGGG

[+7] u/zeromussc: Everyone hoping that TACO works in their favour this time like every time regarding war and the strait of hormuz and oil and all that. 

But... it is entirely possible it works the other way now. And that "ending" the hostilities will be hit with a TACO itself. He's not in control anymore, there's a whole other country firing missiles at US bases in friendly gulf states.... its not easy.

[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Overnight move was nothing and cash was the move 

Just as I predicted 🤌

[+7] u/silverfutes: The war is nearly complete, and by complete, we mean we’re just getting warmed up.

[+7] u/StonkMarketApe: Looks like bear shit is back on the menu.

[+7] u/Panthera__Tigris: India just bought up all the unsold Russian crude in the spot market. About 30 million barrels.

[+7] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: We shall now, drill, for oil, using the indices.

[+7] u/SAnderson1986: Lol. Stocks down, oil down.

[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Lmao I switched over to puts after selling my calls for 1.5k and i immediately regret it

[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT WILL BE DELAYED TO WEDNESDAY NEXT WEEK

[+7] u/Ascertion: HIMS straight down since open, lol

[+7] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Alright guys I just sold my calls, you’re welcome if it moons

[+7] u/VampireDoggo: No one’s an atheist at 50x leverage

[+7] u/slightly_visibleRibs: The famous quadruple top triple W chart. Very thetaish

[+7] u/Sick0h: The Strait of Nothing Ever Happens

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: The fact that people are writing off this war and these sell offs and risk on moves are happening is complete comedy. You guys actually believe the administration??

[+7] u/ASaltyKid: Wait I actually bought puts at the top wtf

[+7] u/PlanSeekX01: Unless they planning boots on the ground and caputuring all of Iran in less than three days I dont really see this ending anytime soon.

[+7] u/isolated-cat: U.S. intelligence indicates Iran is preparing to deploy naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz using small vessels carrying 2–3 mines each. Estimates suggest Iran’s stock ranges from 2,000 to 6,000 mines of Iranian, Chinese, and Russian origin, posing a potential threat to shipping in the critical waterway.

[+7] u/Mother_Big9112: Bulls were so happy when it went up randomly all day

Now they're so sad when it goes down randomly

[+7] u/miata_only: Russian oil: Sanctioned.  
Arab oil: Blocked.  
American oil: Flowing from Venezuela and selling at high prices  
  
Things are looking up, you guys

[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: wait is oil still down 10%?

[+7] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: trump truth yapping about hormuz? yeah they mined that shit.

[+7] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: US killed their Regime and his father ! Do you guys think now they gonna be like oh okay let’s talk ! HELL NAHHH ! THEY GONNA DRAG EVERYONE IN THIS WAR NOW ! ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING OVER

[+7] u/2020isgreat: Saylor should go sail the strait

[+7] u/WrexyWrex: i'm an expert now on predicting geopolitical outcomes, military strategy and actively managing portfolios. ask me anything!

[+7] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Reload on oil calls?

[+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Here comes the V. VIX died, NVDA at high of the day with all of big tech and QQQ to follow

[+7] u/Vaynard709: I think they plan on sinking a tanker after hours

[+6] u/Les7X: I don't know how you guys still trading options in this shit, it's not even gambling it's just russian roulette

[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Barak HOUSAIN obama solved this with just a few pallets of cash wtf is mango doing

[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: are we pumping to the moon today ?

[+6] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Hegseth boutta get Noem’ed

[+6] u/KomradeKruschenko: We're so back.

Its so over.

We're so back.

Its so over.

Indexes trading like an alt coin

[+6] u/Blackhole_sun81: ASTS + RKLB going to the moon 

These 2 companies currently valued around 35-40 billion are easily worth north of 100 billion today

[+6] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: We just going to escort ships for eternity? Who is paying for that? LOL. What a joke.

[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Wait. When you tell religious fanatics that you’ll come at them with hell and fury they actually say “well, let’s play chicken mother fucker”?

Who could have predicted this?!

[+6] u/lysergalien: Wagwan? Damp or pamp today my bredren?

[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Bulls getting liquidated LMAO must suck to be  crushed every day for years huh bulls.  Us alpha bears just win 💪🏼💪🏼

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: $2.80 for 85oct/e-10 and $4.75 for diesel in rural Oklahoma. Means it’s gotta be unreal in California and shit. 

Gas prices and SPY the only two things that can rein mango in lmao

[+6] u/Superente_: May the pump to SPY 700 begin

[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: We are reaching face-ripping levels of green

[+6] u/NiceOwner: The market feels extremely rigged right now

[+6] u/trainwreck001: CHECKING STRAITS...

YUP.... STILL CLOSED AF

OIL $300

[+6] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 gonna fuk up the strait, unfuk it and call it a gift to gyna

art of the fuking deal

[+6] u/Rosebunse: I wonder what would happen if GTA6 was delayed again?

[+6] u/bigjimsribs: With just a never ending cycle of great news it’s no wonder stocks always pump

[+6] u/cryptohorn: I am no match for the treasury by going long on oil 😔

[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: if history repeats itself sometime in the next 1-2 years someone will throw a shoe at president Trump during a speech

[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Wouldn’t be the first time someone lied about escorts

[+6] u/aaapod: i can't wait til blackrock collapses

[+6] u/UnivalveX: wake me up when we finally drop and don't reverse it all by lunch time

[+6] u/Graymyst: Now flat until power hour. Time to touch grass for a few hours.

[+6] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Ill say it louder for the kids in the back:

If you're letting Iranian propaganda accounts scare you into thinking we're in a bearish market after SPY is down a whole 3% from ATH...

You deserve to stay poor 🤌

[+6] u/Kabrosif: SPY at levels not seen since (check notes) 4am this morning. Looking dumpy again.

[+6] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: marc andreessen head shape why

[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: 🥭 should just sign an EO ordering the production of a terabbl of oil. The market would react accordingly and we can have negative gas prices like y'all currently have negative Rx prices. 

12-dimensional hungry hungry hippos. Thank me later. 

^(I am a certified professional moron and this is financial advice)

[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Why is it always fat dudes that wear flat caps

[+6] u/Clear_Anything1232: It's a miracle that the pos garbage ORCL is still in 3 digits

Can't wait to see it go bankrupt

[+6] u/SocraticGoats: These are a lot of steps being described for a war that is "over"

[+6] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: So wsb already forgot about the war, they don’t even need to try anymore you do it to yourselves

[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: I dont trush this pump nigg*s

[+6] u/sloanemonroe: I want to see the documentary on how they do this. I want to see the inside scoop on how the big money managers, all collude and work together to make this happen. I want to hear the tapes at the dinners where they get together and talk about what they’re going to do each day.

[+6] u/burntobama: Another zesty bear trap spy ends 684 today

[+6] u/StrangeInsanity: The fact that there was no fact checking before the announcement was sent out is mind boggling

[+6] u/Stealthless: "War is almost over" MY ASS

[+6] u/urahozer: Putting booby traps in a major shipping lane.  Believe it or not, calls

[+6] u/cantgetthistowork: 5th round of cucking

EA MEETING ENDS WITH NO DECISION ON CRUDE STOCKPILE RELEASE: FT

France probably blocked it again

[+6] u/Anonymustafar: Hey look it’s the exit liquidity 🫵

[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Earlier I read a post on the overnight board saying " calls on the 2030 Iranian paralympic team" ...thank you because im still fucking laughing at it. Thank you

[+6] u/Ble_h: Did you say that thank you once?

[+6] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Back to bearish sentiment, but that green spike from 🌮 got everyone thinking.

[+6] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Both bols and bears are dumb as fuck.

[+6] u/dabblesest: Fucking Theeeeeeeeta bullshit, dump or pump spy!

[+6] u/Agreeable-Spare9195: The good ol buy 0DTE calls in the morning continues to seemingly work.

[+6] u/Wsbmodisgay: This market is desperately in need of a 10-20% flush down so we can truly get back to a bull market.

[+6] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Iran just said they won't allow "one litre of oil" through while we're attacking, and global supplies are already 6% down per day. How is this shit still dropping?

[+6] u/civillyRange: Iran mining straight of Hormuz LMAO 

No oil for you

[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers will get canned today AGAIN

[+6] u/Cardiologist_Actual: All I know is I know nothing about what this market is gonna do

[+6] u/TheBlueBlaze: "This is not a nebulous conflict, we just won't say how long it will last, what the ultimate goals are, or what determines when the conflict is over"

[+6] u/urahozer: Absolutely wild that were in a war and like a few % off an all time high.

Bull or bear, that does not make sense

[+6] u/Plastic-Payment-3209: Everyone scared of missing out on TACO that they are piling into this not knowing Iran is not tacoing lmao. It will catch up at some point so better time it right!

[+6] u/Master-Minimum3466: What the fuck happened from 10-10:20

[+6] u/dataCollector42069: when your play is down so bad you actually are praying and agnostic

[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Did y’all honestly think 🥭 bullshitting for an hour last night suddenly fixed all the destroyed oil infrastructure and ended the war?

[+6] u/ripcord51: i'm starting to think someone isn't telling the truth

[+6] u/IntentionDeep651: cbs reporting about mines in strait

[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: This shit HAS to go down I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Damn 150 US troops injured so far in the Epstein wars

[+6] u/Icommandyou: I don’t get how oil became a meme

[+6] u/trickponies: Apparently, the lynchpin of the Iranian nuke program is 4th grade science class.

[+6] u/Clear-West747: Hokay so here is ze earth…

[+6] u/Icy-Guide7976: 🥭admin is just following the art of war text book from sun tzu: 

1. No ghey woke wars 

2. Send mixed signals like a hinge match 

3. Lie

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Another long day of downvoting ahead for 🌈🐻s

[+6] u/According-Page8618: microshit having one green week after 20 red ones, lets fucking sell off

[+6] u/Starkfault: !Banbet ASTS -20% 1w

[+6] u/cresstheory2016: So kids and hospitals being bombed is bullish for the market? Smfh. I'm getting puts on GP

[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: bears want boots on the ground so their puts can print, i want nuclear armageddon so I don't have to be a bear.

[+6] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: SPY literally pinned to 680 since November.

[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: There's no shot they didn't cook the absolute shit out of CPI in combo with the bad jobs numbers get a rate cut guaranteed. (I have calls)

[+6] u/Think-Mongoose-4864: Can’t even turn it fuckin red lmao

[+6] u/cantgetthistowork: Without downside continuation the puts are very overpriced

[+6] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: Tactical nuke when ?

[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Have we reached that moment yet that our teachers told us that algebra would save our lives(port)?

[+5] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 pinning a post that is already currently at the top by default

peak boomer

[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: We’ll be paying the cost of letting the greediest and dumbest people amongst us team up to run foreign policy for a long time

[+5] u/ismebbb: I'm sorry for buying puts. Please give me back my money Mr market

[+5] u/Gorm_the_Old: I regret to inform you that we are headed right back to the exact same trading range the markets have been stuck in for months now.

[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bulls fighting every candle. Bers will not win

[+5] u/LetsConsultTheMap: Rumor is we're dropping the Iran war strategy at the end of infrastructure week

[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Spy 600 is not a meme

[+5] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Why is qqq negative? Piece of shit

[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: I fucking hate this market

[+5] u/tikimandude: 🥭: "The war is almost complete"

Also 🥭: "This is just the beginning" 

This guy learned something from 1984. Have it both ways and you can never lose. Everyone loves a winner!!!

[+5] u/moneygon_: when in doubt, just fuckin buy calls

[+5] u/colinr813: I bought puts yesterday lmao

[+5] u/According-Page8618: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rptvmy/daily_discussion_thread_for_march_10_2026/o9o6cy3/ 

my bath made me more money than working a full month spy 674 to 680

[+5] u/McKoijion: Trump officials keep pushing the idea that Iran is tired and ready to stop. They're just getting started:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-bets-endurance-energy-disruption-outlast-us-israel-2026-03-10/

[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: last chance to buy puts guys, please buy before bus is leaving

[+5] u/Taiyoken: The whole day was spent shorting oil only for it to just violently V and take down all the indices with it?

[+5] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Am i holding my puts overnight

[+5] u/pootenanner: The feds are 100% shorting the fuck out of oil futures. No fucking way it stays down like this with the obvious lies and also that threat from the mango just now.

[+5] u/Trader0721: Pretty much complete…reversal of the trend…

[+5] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: they plan is to make war as long and expensive as possible. they have no intention to let taco taco

[+5] u/cobalt4: I think the market will either go up or down

[+5] u/borkdpasito: $90 must fall. 

🛢️🚀🛢️🚀

[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: So obvious most of you are bagholding oil lmao 💼

[+5] u/Ok_Environment_3618: What a government, lol 😂. Taking fake credits, and once it was revealed it was a Chinese chip, the tweet was deleted, lmao.

[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Fake news should have repercussions

[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Is... is it time to buy puts?

[+5] u/trainwreck001: CNBC CANT BELIEVE IRAN IS FOR REAL 

LOL

[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Strait is open. ATH today confirmed. 

Buckle up

[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: And Microsoft is back to being the worst stock in history

[+5] u/Early-Group-5707: Bulls. Say it with me. I put my hand up on your hip

[+5] u/randomnameforme123: Daily thread is a ghost town, complete ber anal-iation

[+5] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Msft shares are traded using internet explorer
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