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[+56] u/cannythecat: SPY is flat and the comments here made me think the market was up +10% fuck you guys
[+51] u/dabblesest: This slight drawback before open is incredibly bullish.
Source: I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about
[+51] u/WSB-mods-are-: Breaking News: Iran has accepted our terms and is gifting us a large, wooden horse as a token of our friendship
[+47] u/Mark_Underscore: What stupid shit did I wake up to today i wonder
[+46] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Bulls out in force ✅
Irrational premarket pump ✅
WSB euphoric ✅
Get the rug ready boys
[+37] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Beginning to suspect I’m not an investing prodigy
[+36] u/awetfartruinedmylife: "The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp (IRGC) started coverage of MSFT with a Buy rating, and a price target of $480, highlighting accelerating cloud demand"
[+35] u/Internal_Field5970: Things have been set in motion that cannot be undone
[+34] u/KittyLover-7: Today I resume tax loss harvesting for the next 10 years
[+29] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Had an interview today which actually went great.
Praying for the war to turn nuclear before next week so I don’t have to work there
[+26] u/80sCocktail: Remember the Great Depression of March 3?
[+24] u/Skilledthunder: Lol just saw a headline saying "Why markets are struggling to make sense of the Iran war". Lol probably because theres no sense in it to begin with
[+23] u/abroadbroadband: Do we have any doctors in the sub?
Woke up like this:
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[+23] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: I'm so fucking tired of being bearish. Dirty ass negative juju. I'm gonna buy some long ass dated calls, some shit ETF and go sit my ass on the beach.
[+22] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: When we lose a fucking ship escorting a shipping container of counterfeit nba jersey's... That's gonna be embarrassing
[+21] u/mtnrnnr802: Can’t wait to check Robinhood 6546 times today
[+21] u/mtnrnnr802: Bought GOOGL at 305.29; sold at 305.30. Took profit.
[+20] u/brute-forced: Bessent is a mouth breathing moron just like joe kernen
[+20] u/Concerned_Fanboy: This is the big one folks.
It aint gonna be over until Israel says it is over and their sole objective is the entire destruction of Iran's leadership and their ability to launch strikes on Tel Aviv.
This is our next forever war.
[+18] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: WHY DOES THE MARKET PRICE IN THE THINGS THAT MAKE MY PORT GO DOWN INSTEAD OF UP
[+18] u/Internal_Field5970: Since February I’ve been looking at my port like the McDonald’s CEO looks at their burgers
[+18] u/Eur0stept: That was a brutal bear market thank god we’re back
[+17] u/mrjim87x: Up pre market. Wsb bullish. We gettin rugged aren’t we?
[+17] u/IMakeBadTrades: Red premarket: premarket is fake who believes this?
Green premarket: I’m gonna be so rich
[+17] u/jda823: Bro, we haven't even finished this Iran shit and we are starting military operations in Ecuador? Fml. Just give me healthcare
[+17] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: We got some berrorists downvoting 😦🤌
[+16] u/MedicaidFraud: I can’t explain why, but a slightly green premarket is insanely bearish and a dire omen for the world
[+15] u/DirectReplacement795: All you liberals saying Trump doesn’t have a plan are forgetting he renamed DoD to Department of War months ago.
Anime levels of foreshadowing.
[+15] u/orsomeshitidk: The real wealthy have ‘family offices’ that handle all this, they don’t gotta debase themselves looking at this bullshit market. Fuck, I should have been born rich.
[+15] u/The_BakedCrusader: BREAKING NEWS: FED's Ayatollah declares a jihad against inflation, declaring it haram. "May Allah bless us in our fight against the great evil of inflation."
[+14] u/collegefootballfan69: My family office consists of a desk and chair. I believe I am qualified to trade millions
[+14] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Oil has to be free money here. Two ship tried to pass and got rekt.
[+14] u/peterpeer9: we should just call it the Gay of Hormuz that way Iran won't fuck with it anymore
[+14] u/BassFull0: URGENT HIRING ⚠️
A candidate needed for high ranking official CEO role
Salary: six-figure with stock options and lucrative benefits (chicks and booty's)
- A residential house with 24/7 guards
- Private jet
And extra..
The position is: Supreme Leader of IRAN
Candidate must relocate in 24-48 hours
[+14] u/Bichael-Murry: dang, should I drop 5k to buy the new macbook pro m5 max / 128gb (i need it actually) or just drop it on 0dte SPY puts?
both are going to expire worthless after 3 years / eod respectively
so difficult
[+14] u/LostandConfused2024: Some fucking idiot had the audacity to call me a loser because I said we’d reverse and be green by open. Looks like there’s two losers bud!
[+14] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: The strait of whoremoose is open!
NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE!
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: I need a 100x play today to make up my losses from the last week lmao
[+13] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+13] u/jpk195: Tessler’s fake pump lasted about as long as a robotaxi before it hits something.
[+13] u/Cav829: The only people not lying here are the ones freely admitting they no longer know what the fuck is going on.
[+13] u/papaglitchy: so real question is how much is micheal burry up
[+13] u/BourbonRick01: I’m starting to feel like our stock market isn’t real.
[+13] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: this is really the year of "nothing ever happens" on spy
[+13] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: Everything is fake. I’m so done
[+13] u/LostandConfused2024: If the market goes red today, feel free to come back to mock me. Good luck though, because it’s fucking not lmao
[+13] u/Kabrosif: still confused how S Korea being down 12% and Japan 4% means our market will be fine and totally recover. This smells and looks like bull shit.
[+13] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: It’s pretty easy to see who uses iPhones on here when they say green day and it autocorrects to Green Day. Going to be a fucking blood bath.
I’m Jim Cramer and I approve this message.
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: LMAO DUMB BERS WERE SO COCKY AND COUNTING THEIR PROFITS🤡🤡🤡🤡Yall deserve this.
[+12] u/kananishino: I see new headlines already. "Why markets might be having a change of heart about the Iran war".
[+12] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Did Cramer say its time to sell?
[+12] u/PushAble2463: I declare myself an actual Europoor 🗣️
[+12] u/Bam2458: I had my ex wife move her retirement funds into the kospi on Friday. Didn’t want her to miss out on the outperformance!
[+12] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #JIM CRAMER WARNS OF SLOPPY US STOCK MARKET OPEN, BUY EVERYTHING
[+12] u/Sidney_Godsby: I don’t know how Hegseth can get all these words out with 🥭’s chode shoved so far down his throat.
Jk, yes I do- it’s all the booze!
[+12] u/Internal_Field5970: So far this market was survived
Liberation Day
Ded dollar
No jobs
9 wars he had to solve
1 war he couldn’t solve
1 war he started
1 Venezuelan Leader yoinked
Threatening NATO ally
Suing Jamie
Investigating Jerome
And the final boss
Epstein
Yeah safe to say stocks go up
[+12] u/Internal_Field5970: The stock market is the greatest transfer of wealth from those who think they’re smart to those that know they’re retarded
[+12] u/hiphopanonomos: I hope you have a good day today
[+11] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Trump really should have thought about all the crypto bros and LinkedIn lunatics that are going to repatriate to the US from Dubai now. That's the real tragedy here.
[+11] u/L0pat0: The market is manipulated specifically to stop my positions from printing bigly and it is my sole duty to physically prevent this from happening ever again. My AI agent told me so!
[+11] u/Concerned_Fanboy: US warships are going to have to personally escort every single ship passing through the straight. But yeah keep buying calls
[+11] u/FabulousLanguage6216: You can tell that Hegseth likes killing people. Is always smiling when talks about death 🤌
[+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Did we win the war this morning or something? Green as fuck.
[+11] u/sloanemonroe: Jesus Christ. I actually think calls are the play today. So I sure the fuck ain’t doing that.
[+11] u/Gom_KBull: daily thread is ultra bullish.
easiest trade of my life today.
[+11] u/GreatRegard: Poots at open seem a no brainer, then again all my plays are no brainers
[+11] u/LostandConfused2024: It is kinda crazy that SK hit circuit breakers and Dubai went down like 5%, but we’re green during pre-market
[+11] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: The cool thing about these comment boards is that you can go back in time and taste exactly when the
#BERS THOT
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: Bessent basically just said "now is a good time to buy"
[+11] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Jim Cramer said this mornings opening was going to be sloppy. You are absolutely fuked bers
[+11] u/Crashian: Iran has no intention of negotiating with the United States and can continue fighting across the Middle East for as long as needed, Mohammad Mokhber, a senior aide to the former supreme leader Ali Khamenei, tells state TV.
He tells the broadcaster that Iran had “no trust in the Americans and we have no basis for any negotiations with them,” adding that: “We can continue the war as long as we want.”
[+11] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The top is in boys back down we go load up on puts.
[+10] u/eerhmahgerd: Scott Bessent huffs his own farts out of a wine glass.
[+10] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Blessent actually said more tariffs to come by next week during the middle of a war are you actually fucking shitting me. I hate this timeline.
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Will stocks continue to go up? How will we know since there’s never been a war in the Middle East before?
[+10] u/OkRecommendation1040: This market is unreal lmaooo how are we back green
[+10] u/Brilliant-Analysis28: Damn, shit was down all night and now it’s up, guess my puts are cooked
[+10] u/puts_every_day: Wait, we pumped on the news that a container ship was hit? Lol, this market really is manipulated.
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: Spy is just a couple bucks away from where it closed on Friday. Nothing has happened this week
[+10] u/ev01ution: Man the market seriously is trying to fuck me. I bought put yesterday and the market goes up. Wtf
[+10] u/razor164: Name something uglier than the S&P 6 month chart
[+10] u/Swaggerpro: Man SPY just loves bouncing on it, what a slut
[+10] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: Got absolutely fucked on my puts yesterday and im sure its gonna drop today now
[+10] u/Unassisted3P: I can't believe that I saved the market by holding puts overnight-I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner!
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears holding back tears and typing furiously on their cracked iphones in between dropping hash browns and restocking McGriddle trays
[+10] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Why is everything green wtf
[+10] u/dabblesest: A figment of bers’ imagination.
[+9] u/Apfelmoes_: I do so like green futes and ham, retard I am 😋
[+9] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Mango PERSONALLY escorting ships through the Strait of Hummus into the Gulf of America II, Iran leadership seeking a peace deal - it’s over Bers - close your shorts and bend over and spread em wide
[+9] u/DahyunDabFan: At least the Ayatollah didn’t live to become a 🌈🐻
[+9] u/S-Club-Party: Once again, Bears are showing off their inability to learn anything by celebrating premarket
[+9] u/AideApprehensive7441: Alogs trying something different today? Rather than dump pre market and pump a pump then a dump?
[+9] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Iran war doesn't look good for mango. Iran is playing the long game. They are making all arab nations to think that usa is not capable of protecting them.
I don't know how long usa/israel air defense armory will last but they won't be able to keep up with the speed of usage. They are using 2M artilery for per 20k drone. This will fuck up many calculations they made before the war.
[+9] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #We all know that K Pop Demon Hunters is why the South Korea market crashed
[+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: futes are red you cheap fucks
[+9] u/hioman01: Still 90 more minutes to go, this is unacceptable
[+9] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I asked ChatGPT and my mom if I was both handsome and smart and my mom didn’t respond, but ChatGPT says I’m great
[+9] u/sergechewbacca: Bers will pay for their crimes today.
[+9] u/ReferenceFunny7142: How do 20 people everyday at 8am say the same god damn thing. How is this news to them
[+9] u/UsualLook: THE ALMIGHTY GREEN DILDO RARELY ARRIVES LUBED
[+9] u/cashflow_: My wife’s boyfriend bought me a nice comfortable chair so I can recline and they can take their time. He’s very thoughtful
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Green at pre
I don’t trust this tbh. I’m somehow still fearful rn 😔
[+9] u/ThinCrusts: Ber season only lasts a few days at most. 700 SPY by end of the week
[+9] u/VirgillMastercard: Iranian ship carrying bearrorists sunk!
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Someone out there has repeatedly made bank by selling SPY 700 calls for months 💀
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Timing the market beats time in the market since thetatober, yet I’ll still baghold some shit cuz I’m a little drone that doesn’t deserve to make money
[+9] u/WingedScapula420: I feel like I deserve to see an actual circuit breaker at least once in my life
[+9] u/Fine-Drummer2604: Bears in dire strait of Hormuz
[+9] u/Haikoe: Futes aren’t gay today. So they must be fake
[+9] u/Out_Phishing: Seems like some of you would benefit from setting stop loss
[+9] u/Unemployable1593: imminent financial collapse is no excuse to skip leg day. don’t forget to stretch your hip flexors and foam roll your piriformis
[+8] u/IamNoob1998: BREAKING : President 🥭 has officially commenced operation PUMP THAT SHIT
[+8] u/One_Impression_2253: they flipped the script! dump at open is not cool!
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: It just makes complete sense
[+8] u/__nameless____: This biden's market sucks!
[+8] u/killainvest: Bears are the type to evolve their pikachu with the thunder stone
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: What was that eye patch dude thinking running for reelection without a parrot on his shoulder? No wonder he lost.
[+8] u/Altruistic_Maize3979: Isn't war supposed to be bullish ?
[+8] u/benj760486: About to open my port or as I like to call it OPERATION EPIC FURY
[+8] u/hv876: *Bessent walks into the room and looks at the mirror. The face feels so unfamiliar*
*He grabs hold off his neck and rips it, revealing the man behind the mask*
It was Ron Varra all along playing Bessent, pumping tariffs
[+8] u/user0384849023: All the “investements” I will make today are perfectly in line with my personal risk tolerance. As long as they don’t go tits up.
[+8] u/swampassOG: Anyone here from the Cretaceous Period?
[+8] u/Opening_Eggplant_954: Reversal of the past 2 days. Pump until 1030 then dump until close. So easy yet I manage to lose 🤭
[+8] u/bigstew6: Monitoring the situation
[+8] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine being so greedy that you wear shoes/insoles that adds 2+ inches when you are like 6'2".
[+8] u/Stonkrates: The overnight traders will get obliterated every open ad infinitum
[+8] u/DenyDaRidas: sir another bull has hit the ber towers
[+8] u/thepencilsnapper: How can you be so proud of being such a piece of shit?
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Sir, a second ber has fell to his knees in Walmart
[+8] u/DrElkSnout: My guess is we moon today based off of sinking a few of Iran's toys, and then dump into the weekend as retaliation and sustained conflict becomes reality.
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Bloomberg commercial in middle of the speach 😦
[+8] u/JayRoo83: I feel like the second I toss my protective puts it's gonna rug
[+8] u/jonneh: If Hegseth were a dog he’d be a small chihuahua that’s barks a lot until a real dog shows up
[+8] u/AlGAdams: Suspiciously green SPY is suspicious
[+8] u/andytobbles: Nothing feels worse than seeing a Green Day and having 70K in cash on the sidelines
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: Hegseth said AI. Calls on tech.
[+8] u/akunisg: BEARs, I agree with yall this market is overvalued. The problem is you guys are too fucking early.
Burry already said volatility will kick in in 28. Let's just enjoy the ride and THEN short the fucking thing, ok?
[+8] u/Parunreborn: Buy high sell higher
[+8] u/ThinCrusts: Starting to think we're gonna crab cause of how bullish y'all sound like
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Schedule for today: Minecraft: ✅ Goon: ✅ ✅ Lose money: ....𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 😭....
[+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: they should be calling me the Strait of Hormel this morning. its like canned chili put through a pressure washer
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: The bottom was so in yesterday
[+8] u/MoistAbuelita: I’ll drink drawer water if SPY 700 eow
[+8] u/killainvest: Can I eat a pulled pork sandwich for breakfast?
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I know no king but the Chairman of the Fed
Jerome ✊
[+8] u/Few_Lab4446: Silly chart, fundamentals are for boomers
[+8] u/UnivalveX: massive green dildo in 40 mins
[+8] u/johns2289: OPEN IT NOW I GOTTA SELL QUICK
[+8] u/hiphopanonomos: Today is either our last chance to get out before the dump continues or we are so back
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Probably dump at open cuz they won’t let your calls print
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: Anyone else feeling completely clueless on the market today? Like I’m honestly thinking I just throw the entire port into MU and throw my phone into the ocean for 2 weeks and hope it works out.
[+8] u/Acceptable_Office465: Wait..
Why are we green?
[+8] u/cbusoh66: Koreans pulled their money from their shitty stocks and buying up American stocks
'Merica Hell Yeah 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+8] u/ThaliaFaye: I don't trust a 683 open tbh, it could go either way. Yikes. Might sit out of trading today
[+7] u/EnginrA: Looks like things are back to normal
[+7] u/hioman01: Why does it feel like it would jump off a cliff at any moment? Am I trapping?
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: corn is way to expensive, like $70k too expensive
[+7] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: I'm loading up on calls today it's not even funny. That should be the clearest sign that it's going to tank and tank hard for a prolonged stretch.
[+7] u/hioman01: Remember, pre market is fake and ghey
[+7] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Pro tip: Put your Robinhood on colorblind mode so your losses are pink and cute instead of red and gross today
[+7] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Come on already.. fickle little bitch market.. make up your mind.
[+7] u/Junkingfool: Shocked it's dumping... shocked...
[+7] u/disrepaired: It’s because Iran didn’t say thank you
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Bears getting faces ripped off today
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: We are all bagholders in one sense or the other. Some of us just get lucky and ride right wave.
[+7] u/Daveonaltair4: Damn yall, I got fuckin cross faded off Mellatonein and Benadrill last night
[+7] u/Known_Comb_4930: Why gold isn‘t mooning is beyond me.
[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Calling MM chop today. Big drop overnight/tomorrow. Buying puts right before close
[+7] u/Deep-Text-5909: Amzn bouta take off ✈️
[+7] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Woke up to a nearly all green portfolio... so, puts?
[+7] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I took a nap after market close yesterday, woke up 12 hours later, saw a picture of a cat and cried. Am I depressed?
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: can Tesla just die....I dont get why it keeps recovering
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao bulls celebrating a 0.03% spy premarket. Me and the hedgies are going to CRUSH stocks at open. I am going to buy 1 put.
[+7] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Here we go stocks, here we go! 👏 👏
[+7] u/jonneh: He just looks like such a cunt
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: What if the mods are the real bots? I'ma need some information to verify their humanity
1. SSN
2. Mother's maiden name
3. Name of your first pet.
4. Street that you grew up on.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Remember when we thought SPY would break 700 in October. It is now March
[+7] u/The_BakedCrusader: They're pumping it now so stupid chuds like us only get crumbs after market opens
[+7] u/zerdri: If you make a NFT of a real ayatollah, and the ayatollah itself gets destroyed by a B-52 tomorrow, you still have the same ayatollah.
Nothing has changed.
What NFT is doing to the concept of ayatollah, few understand.
[+7] u/passwordhidden: Tiktok “traders” might be the worst form of larping I’ve ever seen
[+7] u/Straight-Fix-8434: Bull market continues, see you all at all time highs. Ez mode is back
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Cnbc - "oil retreats first day since Iran" *checks price* -0.26% in the last 2 hours
[+7] u/vermilli21: First two days, red to green. Now it’s green to red. It only makes sense
[+7] u/No_Judgment_9267: PLZ GO BACK TO MY ENTRIES
[+7] u/TheMightySet69: I don't trust the premarket pump, which means it will probably Shrek at open and for the rest of the day
[+7] u/WombatShwambat: “Easing geopolitical tensions” like they aren’t telling the soldiers that this is Armageddon
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: “SPY is up 0.1% after being down 1% yesterday, ww3 is over”
🤦♂️🤡🫵
[+7] u/ozz3121: My local news station told me not to panic about the situation in Iran. Time to panic!
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Chyna used to get ~17% of its crude oil from Maduro and Iran. That squeeze has got to be a challenge… oh and Mango plus Xi meet in less than a month.
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Is this one of the "start drilling before open and continue through the day" type of days? 🤩
[+7] u/Cardiologist_Actual: “We’re investigating it” lol yea right. Guilty
[+7] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Can you stfu christ.
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: the rug pull will be biblical today
[+6] u/420Secured: Cash gang, give me a sweet entry point today!
[+6] u/TokiAsuma: So why is every other country crashing but we are pumping? wtf is this.
This has got to be a fake pump so yall would load up calls and then get dumped on
[+6] u/RogerBalderer: corn is back, what a fucked up thing to wake up to
[+6] u/Doc_Vapor: The quicker I can blow my load the quicker the refractory period is over so the quicker I can blow my load again.
In the other hand, edging for a while means I can be frustrated for longer, only making that first load blow that much more satisfying.
What will I decide to do today?
Update at 9:30.
[+6] u/SquirtleStomp: Bessent said theyre still gonna raise tariffs this week, lol we are so regarded
[+6] u/PushAble2463: What are your thoughts about the duration of this war? I think this will last waaaaaaaay longer than 4 weeks…at least months..
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: oil rally along with +15% tariffs.. fun times mango
[+6] u/eoiioe: No no no no, my spx calls, wtf
[+6] u/auroraavm: looking forward to today's crash-dump getting me through another shtty work day 🍿
[+6] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Its already fading
Dump till EOD
[+6] u/hioman01: Bers fell for -0.1% trap LMAO
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: i've come to the conclusion that the market isn't just up or down, it can also go sideways forever
take notes people, this is serious stuff
[+6] u/Aromatic-Teacher-717: Maybe we shouldn't have drunks running the DoW
[+6] u/swampassOG: Buls playing 4D Chess
Bers playing butthole bonanza
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Japan plans to hike their rates, which should certainly... help the US economy
[+6] u/swampassOG: Tf?
Open the casino
[+6] u/glisteningoxygen: Listen VIX you little cunt. Get back to the high teens right now or ill turn this war around.
[+6] u/a_human_21: Lmao Korean index acting like a penny biotech stock
[+6] u/jda823: Shit is gonna start even so you don't know what to do
[+6] u/maplessbastard: Good morning fellow regards. How regarded are we feeling today?
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: Holy shit who saw that on Robinhood hello
[+6] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Algos just stroked out
[+6] u/Cav829: Nobody normally cares, but at 10:30 we get the crude oil inventory report, so expect some oil action around then.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Holy fake internet money.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Welcome to Hell. SPY will never break $700 or go below $670. Just bounce between them for the next 200 years.
[+6] u/HonestScar7176: I’m absolutely gonna take my chances with loading spy puts at open
[+6] u/JJdante: I'm rewatching HBO's "Rome" and it's so good.
[+6] u/chalupabatman2404: Celebrating 63k jobs with a working class of over 100 million is a tiny drop
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: When everybody is loading up puts, you know MMs are going to fuck them all over
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Good morning, my handsome friends 🥱
[+6] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Another win for the world’s greatest consumer economy. Buying the dip since 1776
[+6] u/LoseALotOfMoney: We open with shreks cock in our ass.
[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Look at me. I am the exit liquidity now.
[+6] u/ReferenceFunny7142: All my money is in Checking
[+6] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: If someone would have told me at the start of the year that we would bomb I ran again and spy would still be range bound I wouldn't have believed it
[+6] u/Zeppu: You know the fly is going for the shit, so why are you trying to predict its flight?
[+6] u/TreGet234: Bought 10k worth of gold and gold miners. Now i'm up to 50k in gold and gold miners. Hesitant to add more for the time being but commodity folks are adamant gold will continue to rip in the coming years.
[+6] u/jonneh: Twin big head bald mfers on Bloomberg right now 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/gtheory1: It would be hilarious if this was a bull trap circuit breaker day
[+6] u/BigGain_Shrek: Not too much talk of Greenland acquisition lately
[+6] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: People hoping for a rug are crazy. Since buttcorn started nosediving, it basically front-ran SPY. If it had a slightly green day during the broader downturn, SPY was generally slightly green as well.
Buttcorn is +4%, which tells you all you need to know about SPY today.
SPY calls free money.
[+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: Careful, don’t say “flat” too loudly, you might attract the president
[+6] u/Afraid_Deal_4376: Aaaaand it’s red again 😂
[+6] u/jda823: Hey. Want to go out to lunch? It's Anna's birthday and we are going to her favorite steakhouse. It's good for team building.
Me with $25 in my checking account hoping the manager picks up the tab
[+6] u/ZombieDracula: Makeup. That's most likely shingles from untreatable Gonorreah, it ain't going away soon
[+5] u/RageQuitHero: the mystical dump on open today
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: NVDA doesnt sell chips to IRan so we are good
[+5] u/aftherith: Bears are only nocturnal apparently
[+5] u/Latrodectus1990: Stop tanking
We need at least 5% up for everything
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Bers would rather see the world burn just to make a few bucks
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Buying a F150 so people don’t assume I have a small peepee
[+5] u/RedditorSays: A shaped recovery in action
[+5] u/Street-Badger: Ohhh lawd, we dumping
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Logging in to see your settled funds in the three digits after blowing your shit tf up lmao
[+5] u/andyman268: Tom Lee is Cathie Wood for degens
[+5] u/TreGet234: Bitcoin up bigly is a very bullish sign. But i've seen it dump 10 minutes before open before.
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: How long before Whiskey Pistol Pete blames the Iran shit show on AI?
[+5] u/ThinCrusts: SPY will open at 683 and might hit 690 EOD. You heard it here first TYFYATTM
[+5] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: It was smelling like poppers in here last night. Where’d all the bers go
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Dang didn’t realize South Korea’s Kospi had a -12% day yesterday lol
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Jihad is gonna be a thing again huh?
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: SPY pumps for 5 min at open, dumps 1%, and then slow climb to weekly vwap.
[+5] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: If you’re not cheering for the End Times™, are you even American?
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Cash gang since the 80s
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: The March rotation is clear as day....AI trade is back for now
Load up on QQQs boys
[+5] u/Pluth: Yep, we are still following the red green red green red green pattern.
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Is a container ship being hit bullish?
[+5] u/rocier: I dont need to win, just need bers to lose
[+5] u/zephyrs85: Big beautiful green day today, YUGE
[+5] u/unpaid-astroturfer: (rising oil + rising gas) * more tariffs = Calls
It's called math, retard
[+5] u/Traditional_Hair_453: First move is always gay
-1% by EOD
[+5] u/General-Elk-6537: Ngl, almost 50k volume premarket is kinda high
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Why is it green, thats weird after 150 bloddy daysdays
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: Vix still at 22 possible 1.3% change for the day
[+5] u/throwawaydonaldinho: I recommend everyone to ditch options for the most part and just trade shares on high margin.
All real moves happen pre market lately, real trading hours are only gamma.
[+5] u/PocaMadre69: Omfg what happened man I swear SPY was down almost 1% overnight
[+5] u/Spooky_Mulder27: How many fucking times has qqq dipped below 600 and recovered 🥱
[+5] u/LongHealth: I’m starting to think the safest investment is going to Tulum, meeting with the cartel, and putting it all on cocaine. Thoughts?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: My favorite hobby is buying shares of any company that has ‘semiconductor’ in its description on Robinhood
[+5] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Bers...are fuk? How did this happen?
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: That poor retard that swing 20k 1DTE puts on spy
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: First green futures in SO long... I think since.. Feb 20?
[+5] u/tbiol: Puts on iranian missiles
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Amzn 215 today lfg! 🚀
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Did the war save software stocks or is AI cannibalism still real?
[+5] u/Borderpotroll: Twitter has become an absolute fucking cesspool. Every time I open that app it’s all just straight brain rot, so much so that it’s hard to even explain. Sad. Used to be great
[+5] u/somebodys0mewhere: You guys had me check premarket with all those champagne bottles being popped. +0.32% … love wtb ! :)
[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: God I can only imagine Gen Z soldiers. They’re all probably off tren, and coming out the choppers blasting Playboi Carti
[+5] u/JayRoo83: I'm up like $1500 pre market but the second those puts get adjusted it's not gonna be pretty
[+5] u/MoMeanMugs: Did they re-open the Hormuz chili factory yet?
[+5] u/Look_a_dinosaur: Just one more bigly green day and I promise I'll cash out 🥺🥺
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Webull has earnings today…….. please bless my bags god! 🙏🙏🙏 I’m down bad
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: We’re proud of you, son
[+5] u/solidsneeze: back from a ban for "inciting violence". Bears, have you picked a supreme leader yet?
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Circuit breakers today after everyone buys calls
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: NVO wants to fight!!!!!
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: I'm 100% convinced it was the regarded bears on wsb circle jerking to paper profits that caused this V 😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/31andnotdone: you could of been anything in life but you chose to be a disappointment
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #a man will never feel happiness as long as he is in poverty aka under 50,000$ in broker or bank account
Retirement accounts don’t count cause none of us in WSB are making it past 50 mayne with the coke we do
[+5] u/MediocreDesigner88: Balls deep in $POET …metaphorically, financially
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: What are you doing step spy
[+5] u/ThinCrusts: Do we still believe that open is always inverse of premarket?
[+5] u/Informal-Roof-7350: Mine usually has blood mixed in probably not a good sign
[+5] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Bro every stock is up huge premarket what are you looking at
[+37] u/Little_Top3815: I am done with this trash sub
All day long just ber thought bol thought
Fucking retards fuck you all
[+31] u/inconsistentsavant: I’m not trusting this premarket lol
[+19] u/SmoresPies: At this point I’m convinced nukes could eradicate life tomorrow and the day-after headline, with no readers left, would be “The DOW opens 2% higher due to job cuts”
[+18] u/housemoneyrocketship: I just learned how to set a stop limit after straight 2 years of loses lol
[+17] u/thelundyy: I bought puts at open. AMA
[+17] u/OsamaBagHolding: Actually if Iran could take out Andrew Tate in Dubai we can call this a draw
[+16] u/CUbuffGuy: Not one human buying btw
[+16] u/retard_trader: That guy who said straddles cause it's gonna crab all day is looking smarter by the second
[+15] u/Ok_GAINZ: "The stock market is a mechanism for transferring wealth from the impatient to the patient" - Some old white
[+15] u/powerboner: THE ONE DAY I BUY PUTS. THE ONE.FUCKING.DAY.
[+15] u/Independent_Term5790: So the war is now old news three days later?
[+15] u/CUbuffGuy: Oh look we are now significantly above where we were at the start of the Iran conflict. Conditions have definitely improved in the global market. No question! Inflation def in a better spot, shipments are zooming I hear. Energy? Not needed don’t worry about it.
We can cut rates to zero it’ll be great, no reason not to do it. Idk why we hadn’t thought of it before. Fuck it actually, has anyone considered negative rates?
Let’s just print money directly into SPY actually. Then everyone can be rich
[+15] u/Bigamungus: SPY UP $0.17 IN 3 MONTHS 📈📈📈🚨🚨🚨🎉🎉🎉🎉
[+15] u/Soybeanrice: "Sold my calls too early" gang reporting for duty 🫡
[+14] u/FrostySoftPressure: I’ve literally shorted it one min before it went ballistic, can’t believe it
[+14] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: department of war using gpt 4.1 now, a dreadful ancient model from hell. get ready for the "Oops! You're so right, that was the wrong residential complex. Would you like to try again?"
[+14] u/the-guruxx: My puts have been in the money 5 times in 4 hours and I’m down 30%
[+14] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+14] u/deathlyharry: dont even try it you will lose money
[+14] u/Locke_____Lamora: This market is such a joke lmao
[+14] u/jeeeeezik: you guys are my bloomberg terminal
[+14] u/spsteve: How the fuck is this market up when every few minutes I see more refineries being shutdown/slowed, and more and more shipping companies noping the fuck out of the region. Like what the actual fuck is going on.
[+14] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Account all the way blown from those overnight puts yeesh
[+14] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Played spy directions wrong every single day this week holy fuck
[+14] u/jacked2datitz: my toxic trait is I sell my calls too soon, get angry when it pumps without me, buy puts as a revenge and then lose it all
[+14] u/IllBuyYourCar: Those poor Koreans sacrificed it all for us LMAO
[+13] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Take your profits now. Nothing is moving through the strait…this rally is cope.
Edit:
Ship just got hit. Report came out 40 min after I posted this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/ImtVSX2IpC
[+13] u/syedhuda: BULS R PISSIN ME OFF
[+13] u/colinr813: Bools say pre market is fake n gay unless it’s green. I don’t really see bers doing that.
[+13] u/Xczf: I wish you guys were a live chat instead of having to refresh everytime.
[+13] u/ValueOfADollar: My ability to erase gains faster than I generated them is insane none of you can out-lose me
[+13] u/Natural_Pressure_157: Lost $80 trading my first option everybody point and laugh
[+13] u/YouDontKnowDino: Congrats to SPY for being up $1 in 3 months. Huge accomplishment lmao
[+13] u/McKoijion: American news outlets are worse than North Korean state media. Just Zionist propaganda 24/7.
[+13] u/puffinnbluffin: Amazing how I can be long and short all different tickers and be wrong on every single one
[+13] u/shanus94: Mother of all rugpulls forming
[+13] u/thelundyy: So manipulated it actually hurts
[+13] u/TheMallard1: WARNING: My account is at ATH (+$16)
[+13] u/colinr813: Who invented the buy the dip mindset? He’s a damn genius.
[+13] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-7955: So SPY is just keep crashing in after hours then shooting up the next day huh
[+12] u/Confident_Lab_2135: This market has been boring for 3 months. Can we either boom or bust already
[+12] u/ValueOfADollar: I'd bet 20% of this sub bought puts near open and are stuck looking at -70%
[+12] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I just kind of trade on vibes
[+12] u/jeeeeezik: btw this market is pumping because people think iran is losing (see navy getting killed)
bers want it to go down which means they want iran to win
bers are traitors
(this comment was paid for in shekels)
[+12] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Timing the market beats time in the market
[+12] u/IslandExact429: Am I retarded or markets retarded?
[+12] u/spudbro00: Traded 100k worth of options today and made 3 dollars. Absolutely regarded
[+12] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Lets all admit its insider buying this again because orange wants to impress his tech friends today.
[+12] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Market won't price this in until first U.S. military boot touches Iran soil
[+12] u/Cold_Respond_7656: Kinda wild how underreported Ecuador strikes are
[+12] u/botistic: DRILL TEAM 6 READY TO DEPLOY
[+12] u/Rare-ish_Birb: SPY 686p for overnight dump
[+12] u/whydouhatemecablegod: if exit liquidity could talk, it would sound just like this thread
[+12] u/SpitefulSeagull: Market wildly up as huge shipping companies completely suspend service to the entire middle east hahahahaha
[+12] u/CUbuffGuy: Idk why I trade sometimes. Should just go to the real casino and at least get free drinks
[+11] u/breakyourteethnow: This market sucks we've literally gone nowhere in 3 months
[+11] u/noahmfs: You know that tomorrow this pump will drop like a rock right?
[+11] u/Evander85: Puts talking to me like the green goblin mask RN
[+11] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Everything is manipulated to make charts look better. News is always fake, MMs range trading is fake. Its all fake.
[+11] u/most-regarded: what the fuck was that
[+11] u/BaxterrStockman: Sigh, I suck at trading..
*buys more OTM calls*
[+11] u/ckami_91: Puts at the bottom
Calls at the top
Follow me for more financial advice
[+11] u/_robyspider_: If nvda hits 185 today I will personally sign up for the war
[+11] u/RockCultural4075: So wheres my promised dump?
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: I only like data if it affirms my own biases
[+11] u/thelundyy: Please just drop to red I swear I'll never do it again (I'll do it again tomorrow)
[+11] u/OlivesrNasty: Thursday and Friday r gonna rip. Idk in what direction but I feel it
[+11] u/swflcape: SPY 3mo at 0% change… bahhahaha
[+11] u/luckyinfil: This is the pump, almost time for puts. Stay patient
[+11] u/unikuenobody: Can't lie. Down bigly.
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Remember when futes were down -1% last night and ber were running their mouf? LMAO🤌
[+11] u/soad1331: Enough SPY. Only I am allowed to sit here all day and not move.
[+11] u/Other_Sample_3709: This community really don’t be talking about getting tendies anymore. You guys changed.
[+11] u/RsBunnyZap: its going down im yelling timber
[+11] u/ToMyGunSqoud: Today is the first time ever I go into options I hear 0dte calls are everyones favorite
[+11] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Puts out the gate idgaf
[+11] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Congrats to everyone who had the cash and the balls to buy MU yesterday
[+11] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the first move is always the gayest move
[+11] u/Zanedewayne: I turn $200 into $4, you're not built like me
[+11] u/Rrrandomalias: What’s going on in the straight of homos
[+11] u/noahmfs: What is up with all this pump? Aren't we almost in a recession and in war with Iran?
[+11] u/Largeshmarge: Day tradin’ with the 2% battery
[+11] u/ThatOneRedditBro: My biggest fear is the market being a chop zone for the next 8 years. Could be great for daytraders if you know the direction intraday but longerm investors are screweddddd
[+11] u/Burger_Gouger: Got back from a 9 day vacation to 400 emails and 1000 slack messages.
I ain’t reading all that
[+11] u/colinr813: Bulls claim victory
Checks weekly chart
Spy down 1%
LMAO🤌🏻
[+11] u/Personal-Boss-7111: MM goal for the day: destroy puts and move closer to max pain. New narrative for tomorrow: war is bad.
[+11] u/ebitdasga: Every day feels like a constant swing between “I’m such a fucking idiot I should have sold everything” and “We’re fucking back!”
[+10] u/80s_JDM: Rug delivery driver is eager this morning
[+10] u/Jemmani22: Shit hits resistance 4 times hard. Just stalls out all day
[+10] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: The jobs numbers continue to be absolute lies.
[+10] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I wish I never knew what puts and calls were 😭
[+10] u/retard_trader: Rip mr beast another young life taken too early
[+10] u/retard_trader: Here's the thing fellas. I'm ready to put it all on black.
[+10] u/Jeremy1013: PULL THE FUCKING RUG
[+10] u/cats_are_gay_ama: ASTS 🤑🤑🤑 keep going don't stop
[+10] u/InformalMeal9828: BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
[+10] u/Proton404x: # should have a AI bot compile all the “ber are fuk” & “Bol are fuk” comments and at the end of the day drop a collage of them so we can ooooo and ahhhh at it
[+10] u/retard_trader: Congrats bols it appears we have broken resistance
[+10] u/80s_JDM: Buy high, sell low bulls lined up to do their duty today
[+10] u/AshamedImagination50: So we just bouncing between 684 and 686 today?
[+10] u/Ok_Dish1650: just switched to puts based on nothing but vibes
[+10] u/thelundyy: Triple top. Time for the actual dump
[+10] u/Jemmani22: I think everyone bought the top and won't let go
[+10] u/IlinistRainbow6: i commented yesterday “if microsoft touches 420 this week i’ll drink my own piss”
i’m scared
[+10] u/jkizzles: this is just so dumb
[+10] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: This might be the greatest theta day I’ve ever seen
[+10] u/RayKam: fakest shit ever it wants to dump so bad
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #SPY gonna be in $680-700 range for the rest of eternity LMAO🤌
[+10] u/JernauG: Which is worse a wise man who takes no action or a dumb man with big actions.
[+10] u/im_burning_cookies: Why yall claiming bull or bear this shit fucking lame asf boaf ways
[+10] u/Shank_Dank: This shits about to dump so hard
[+10] u/SquidKid47: \>Try to buy puts for $4.50
\>Buy doesn't go through
\>Contract jumps like $1
\>Buy puts for $5.50
\>Come back 20 minutes later
\>Contract is now worth $4.50
[+10] u/dmk_world: Bears getting smacked around
[+10] u/JollySignificance451: Is this a bull trap or insider action
[+10] u/Scotts2100: Alright this has gone on long enough, puts have been purchased. See you in what ever hell you believe in.
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: Note from my future self: You made your profit, sit on your hands and wait for opportunity to call
[+10] u/jkizzles: I'm delusional but hopefully it's a bear trap before it pushes 688
[+10] u/coldtacomeat: I am sitting on cash fighting the urge to fomo in. I’m going to stay strong. I don’t trust this pump.
[+10] u/bullhunter469: Look at these bitch ass bears lmao
"Single top"
"Double top"
"Triple top"
"Quadruple top"
"Quintuple top"
"Sextuple top" (even though they don't get to have sex)
"Septuple top"
"Octuple top"
"
[+10] u/colinr813: This is perfection. Spy’s natural resting place is at 686. We close the year right here.
[+10] u/jkizzles: Easily in the top 10 worst theta days I have seen
[+10] u/RockCultural4075: Is this the Market Makers version of the Bat-signal? The famous M
[+9] u/livingunique: SPY opening at 683 is bullish AF
So I'm buying puts
[+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: At this point if we don't close at -6% then it's basically confirmed the market is fake
[+9] u/rams_man13: I was told uncertainty was good for metals...
[+9] u/Proton404x: # wants to pump, then does a baby one and sell off lol
[+9] u/puffinnbluffin: Impressive how consistently I can be wrong. Even when I play both sides at the same time I’m somehow wrong. Even when I try to inverse myself I’m wrong. Fuck my life
[+9] u/ThrowAway405736294: What is this? A pump for ants?
[+9] u/Common_Arm_9348: Imagine buying puts yesterday.
[+9] u/colinr813: Some of you bought calls at 686.50 and it shows
[+9] u/tinydisaster: I can’t help but notice nobody is moving in the strait of Hormuz. I guess the market is playing the “if we all pretend it’s true hard enough…”
[+9] u/No_Cod972: there's about to be a lot of bear on bear violence
[+9] u/Officialjuiceb: MM can spy just dip to 600 real quick and then go up thanks
[+9] u/anonymouschelseafan: How’d we get stuck in the worst market in modern history to trade in haha
[+9] u/hailfire27: Please no rug pull. No bull trap please
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Iran 🤝 Michael Saylor … holding up the price of 🌽
[+9] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: The year is 2050, SPY bounces off of 670 again, bulls swear it'll break 700 this time, bears know it'll smack up against 695 and drill straight back to 670.......both lose money.
[+9] u/DamnTheDan: THE DUMP IS GONNA STANK AT MARKET OPEN
[+9] u/OneLongjumping5743: i maked 30 dollairs today good enough for me :3
[+9] u/SadCockroach3784: I will not be baited.
I will not be baited.
I will not be baited.
[+9] u/Either-Lie-9000: leverage has made me become religious
[+9] u/shindiggaa: if you don't buy this dip, you ain't black
[+9] u/whitesquirrle: This price action is irrational
[+9] u/JudgeInfamous4111: The vibes in here were never the same since the 2022 bear market.
Covid was peak WSB.
Drill Team Six, Pump Protection Team, Powell memes, just vibes.
Now it’s all politics and bots.
[+9] u/retard_trader: The V on spy is actually the most disgusting shit I've ever seen holy fuck
[+9] u/7fingersDeep: TSLA deep in overbought territory but nothing is normal anymore.
TSLA is just the most retarded stock of all time.
[+9] u/DiamondHands667: On a 8 day win streak. Now to get cocky and nuke my account in 10 mins
[+9] u/blue4ever92: $ASTS $250 by June 2026
[+9] u/kalakesri: what happens to my port if i get drafted
[+9] u/RsBunnyZap: V into W. full porting VW calls it is.
[+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Just permanently glued to these levels
[+9] u/CUbuffGuy: Name one reason we are +1% every fucking day during the US session but dump every night. It’s the same fucking market makers
[+9] u/Jeremy1013: need a move to 675 or else i blow my brains out
[+9] u/Illustrious_Slide784: I just got hella puts your welcome for the pump
[+9] u/Evander85: Top. Double top. Triple top. I can’t take this anymore!
[+9] u/jerm2z: Triple top is berish, so the only answer is buy calls
[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: US dropping 5 million dollar bombs on spray painted drawings of jets, can't make it up. DFEN
[+9] u/CUbuffGuy: Real dump please. Something that can’t get bought up in 20 sec
[+9] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Watch we go from +1% to -1% by close
[+9] u/itsnotshade: You thought “trade talks going well” pumps were insane?
We’re now in the “diplomacy talks might happen” pump era.
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: “Malta-flagged container ship hit by projectile in Hormuz, vessel abandoned, sources say”
-Reuters
[+9] u/LeadingCable2452: So my total losses for the last few days are 12k. I believe I am done buying puts
[+9] u/insanity4you: And Spain just said they won't cooperate again lmao
[+9] u/account_not_active: I can make it all back on one trade.
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Im buying puts so we pump higher
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: If your order filled instantly you already lost
[+9] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: 🥭 wanted Iran to be a quick change of power. Failed and killed the replacements lmao. Iran turned down cease fire and the situation is devolving with supporters turning and the news is getting out that it’s a shit show. We 100% are going to have to put boots on the ground to finish the job. That’s the announcement to get ahead of the reports. Load up on puts.
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: The fact that a piece of shit company like TSLA is in the “Magnificent 7” is proof of how unhealthy this market still is.
[+9] u/GhostHashira427: Go ahead and buy your puts…gonna get smoked today
[+9] u/No_Tough_2065: Can we rotate everything into my Netflix calls again 🥲
[+9] u/Phandomtrigger: So much green im getting blinded wtf
[+9] u/Any-Pitch-2963: already paper hand put. and made $700
[+9] u/jiggolo420: I want to be bullish.. but this feels dumpy
[+9] u/ranorando: Lost money on calls AND puts. I’m out
[+9] u/retard_trader: I guess the war is over guys
[+9] u/pinkerton_gov: How many times are we just going to bounce up and down in this same range? Fucking infuriating. LET IT DUMP.
[+9] u/Chancey004: I'm gonna crash out if I see one more person doing technical analysis on this market in the midst of a fucking war
[+9] u/TheHowlerTwo: Explain to me how the market is green, I’m a regard
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Bols are dumb thinking spy700 by the end of the week
Bers are dumb thinking circuit breakers guaranteed
The age of range bound bisexual is upon us
[+9] u/zeusbox: Vix drilling like it's searching for oil.
[+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: Bull flag turned triple top turned consolidation turned ascending channel
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I bought MSFT calls. Back to 390 we go
[+9] u/Autistic-Bot: The U.S. is spending anywhere from $2-$3 million dollars using THAD to shoot down Irans $35k drones
[+9] u/jnas_19: Moncloa sources have denied that Spain is going to “cooperate militarily” with the United States, as stated by White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt.
Wtf
[+9] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Looks like South Korean market got a liberation day
[+8] u/theummeower: Just a reminder that pre market is literally fake
[+8] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: Told you guys it would be fine. I held puts and I’m never right
[+8] u/ten7four: Remember, the first 17 moves are fake. It's the 18th you want to focus on.
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+8] u/LimpingLizard75: I’ve been promised a 5% day 😤
[+8] u/CalRippedken: Got a new job today and market big green. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+8] u/FarWay9137: Ugh, could've been a great day but I was a retard and made it a horrible day
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: I am glad to know that we have achieved peace in the Middle East, oil has never been lower, and certainty for the next three years has been achieved so that we can continue to pump the ever loving fuck out of this market.
[+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Imagine the market ripping to holy heaven if Iran just surrenders. Bigly if true.
[+8] u/TooSmartForBullshit: Really love being on the wrong side of every fucking trade this week
[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I just lose $5k in 10min. Fml
[+8] u/retard_trader: Market wants to vibe drill so bad
[+8] u/ercanbas: I bought calls but I’m going to trick SPY and say I bought puts.
[+8] u/coloredzebra: Bro wtf corn and corn ponzi's are up double digit percentages 😭😂
[+8] u/powerboner: There’s no way that fat orange pedo retard doesn’t fuck this up. Puts
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Is the war over or something? Been a while since I seen SPY full blown erect
[+8] u/Lbuck24: Lmao bro what the fuck
[+8] u/thelundyy: Someone try to justify this, go ahead
[+8] u/mtol115: That teeny tiny dump wiped my SPY calls, I hate IV
[+8] u/Boheed: lol you thought we were up, but we're actually in theta hell
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
aapl: ok
[+8] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: We are at the beginning of a massive bull market
[+8] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Tired of this seesaw bs. This market is such a waste of time
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: where's that assho from yesterday who said he was happy to unload his heavy ASTS bags finally?
It's me. I'm right here. I'm that assho.
[+8] u/Sco_420: I thought ODTE was degen until I found you can bet on 5 minute candle prices on polymarket. Now that’s gambling
[+8] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Ok well, i returned to see that my puts are massive red. Guess its fucked
[+8] u/ThatGuyDan123: Watching that Iranian boat get split in half like its made of paper made me go all in on calls and im up tremendously
[+8] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Am I the only one that doesnt trust this pump on QQQ? Why would tech suddenly be back for no reason? not even a real sell off was possible??
[+8] u/215aPhillyiated: lol I’m a bull and how the fuck is this shit going up still 😂 once I sell these puts I’m down on get ready to be in the depths of hell
[+8] u/FinalWordsFromMe: Why everyone convinced this is going up
[+8] u/Active_Finish2316: Who tf is Kevin Warsh he can never replace Mr.Powell
[+8] u/Curious_Truck_2298: MMs are toying with yall😂
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: War is the ultimate move to find problems for our solutions
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: big oof bulls, big oof
[+8] u/Normal-Dot3423: msft you are so beautiful
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: Oh look 686 again who could has see this coming
[+8] u/InevitableAd2436: Range trading from 685.5 to 686 until 2030
[+8] u/Jemmani22: War, Shrek. Ships actively being sank by Iran, Shrek. US getting several bases hit and casualties, Shrek.
🥭 crying because some other country was mean and slapped *the exact same tariffs on US* blood red
[+8] u/Republic_Potential: Never bet against America 🇺🇸 🦅
[+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: It's estimated AI slop will be 95% of the data on the internet
So AI models will just train on AI slop and spit out more trash
[+8] u/553l8008: ROFL...
Trump saying he's going to insure the ship insurance companies for the Hormuz
They must have audibly laughed out loud. Imagine taking trumps word about monetary reimbursment
[+8] u/Kickboy21: I have a HR interview for a position that i feel like im not qualified. Im not even going to try and just wing it
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: Okay bought puts here. SPY 700 on Monday a.m.
🇺🇸 🦅
[+8] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Every time I look at SPY today I think my computer is frozen. Shit is stuck
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Dump is going to happen after hours when Broadcom doesn't make all the money in the world.
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: Watch it drop $2 literally the second I sell.
[+8] u/ten7four: Massive green day for companies that lose money
[+8] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Out of all people on this forum, guy above me will get algo-fucked the hardest soon.
[+8] u/retard_trader: Congrats to the psychos who bought calls at open
[+8] u/queenofcowboys: Okay but seriously what the fuck
[+8] u/Jemmani22: Bulls acting like bears getting rekt like theta isn't plugging them also
[+8] u/CaaCCeo: They really pushing this bih from 670 to 690 in two days
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Gonna be a rush of volume eod, who knows which way
[+8] u/Active_Finish2316: I’m perma bool but tmr I will be getting puts it’s just that easy
[+8] u/thelundyy: Sour hour is coming up retards. Nothing will probably happen but sometimes a little conviction is all it takes to lose the rest of the portfolio
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: 687 is clearly fucking lava and SPY wants nothing to do with it. Jesus fuck
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: 687 LMAO 687 LMAO 687 LMAO
[+8] u/hallett21: Buying 1,000 700 calls for Friday.
[+8] u/soad1331: Boringest +1% day ever.
[+8] u/IslandExact429: I’m tired of this market
[+8] u/Anxious_Possession_4: touch 688 power hour
[+8] u/drakilian: Tfw that billionaire who bought a million shares of NVDA at 180 yesterday has already made more money in the past day with that investment than I have made in my entire life
[+8] u/2pacsdawg: War? Bullish. Peace? Bullish. Pants shitting prez? BULLISH
[+8] u/rioferdy838: orange man about to tank the market..
[+8] u/OnAWagonToMexico: Might be a sideways kind of day today
[+8] u/colinr813: I’m making bear roast today. Let’s hope I don’t get trichinosis.
[+8] u/Solid-Season9984: #This run has been brought to you with the blood and tears of Korea
[+8] u/bigjimsribs: Watch how fast this fake dip deletes, it’s comical
[+8] u/kumako10: Today, I sold my moderna bags for a profit of $17
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: It must be so fucking easy to be a bull and actually believe the market is fairly valued and will just go up. Literally can’t make myself believe it’s a fair price with all the shit going on. You’re telling me companies deserve the same exact price they had before the Iran conflict despite inflation, gas prices, etc.
Not to mention the elevated tail risks of an actual terrorist attack or something. Idk seems fucking insane to me that companies would be the same or even more expensive.
[+8] u/b40nobody: God i hate everything. Same god damn thing year after yesr
[+8] u/oldwithmold: It’s amazing how the predominant sentiment in here pre-market is hardly ever correct
[+8] u/curtanbe23: imagine being a bear and bought puts yesterday 4pm waiting for a super drop today Hahahaha
That was me 🥲
[+8] u/Theipodrookie: Alright bers thanks for the 160% you can go short now for your 20%
[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: We are never revisiting the previous levels as VIX will keep going down and unwinding will push us higher. ATH by EOW
[+8] u/Lbuck24: Nvda you wanna fucking do something
[+8] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: algos this week: war good, wait, no war bad, wait no war good.
fcking algos bruv
[+8] u/l3eans: Always overtrade like a regard on these days. Thankfully only down 1k
[+8] u/PlentyArmy2411: GOOG waiting for me to take my life before it actually pumps
[+8] u/Reasonable_Roger: https://x.com/OSINTWarfare/status/2029206790672379904
Alright war sucks etc etc but that was fuckin sick
[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: 2 days ago we opened -1% yesterday we opened -2%, today we opened +.3% does that mean tonight we go to -3%?
[+8] u/colinr813: Spy has solved the worlds problems and priced everything in. It will stay in the 680s forever because that is the perfect price.
[+8] u/_robyspider_: I wish I got calls in at 680 for spy :((((
[+8] u/RisingToMediocrity: Kinda scared at how hard we are ripping. Shit don’t feel right. Still not regarded enough to buy puts tho.
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: in case anyone cares yesterday was the worst day for asian & european markets in five years & has been dubbed black wednesday. you really think that stays isolated? remember yen-carryover?
[+7] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: $SPY -10% EOD. Nana calls you up from her basement that she has to sell the house.
You heard it here first!
[+7] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Lol bers really thought it was gunna crash lmao fkn regards
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Why do I get butterflies in my stomach everytime. I should be used to this
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Deleting this app I’m fucking done see you guys in 30 years when my spy stocks go up
[+7] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: You gotta admit, this market is pretty insane. Despite the mass sell offs, war on 3 fronts, trade wars, tariffs, and so much other shit going on, this market just said “pause” till it’s all over. Theta is here to stay
[+7] u/UnintelligibleThing: This is the smallest fucking V i have ever witnessed
[+7] u/powerboner: Watch list: up 500%
Shit I actually bought: flat and ded
[+7] u/broke_person: Bears praying for market crash to make $1k while losing -20k on their 401k
[+7] u/bb483: Missing the move (feels) worse than losing money
[+7] u/thelundyy: PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION HOLY FUCK THETA IS EATING MY ASS BY THE SECOND
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: SPY decided to walk off all the bad news 😂
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: daily reminder please buckle up
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: stocks that will do at least +50% this spring:
$HOOD $IREN $APLD $NBIS
[+7] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls.
[+7] u/im_burning_cookies: Haven’t used gpt in a while. I was asking it to make me this calendar and it kept stalling asking me details. The last message it was like “ok so should I proceed”? “yes” I said. “Ohhhh we’re sorry you’re out of free chatsss ohhhh you gotta payyyy” 1.99 for 7 days then we got youuu brooo
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: if this is the start to a MSFT rally i’m gonna cum
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Lol cant believe bull is green today
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: No big deal, just massive fucking swings every fucking hour for every company lmfao
[+7] u/gratatatatatatat: Is this the GAYEST market open of all time? Streets have begun pondering whether anyone feels like moving at all!
[+7] u/gratatatatatatat: Lmao bers/bols falling for the rug/pump
what retards
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: The Korean market bounced for 30 mins before dropping 12% let's see what the next 5 minutes hold 😌
[+7] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Spy forgot we are pumping
[+7] u/The_Albertino: SPY flat and all my stocks are pumping? Fuck yes
[+7] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Bears should all gather for a meeting where they vote for who their next Supreme leader will be
[+7] u/retard_trader: I feel like a genuine schizo watching this shit
[+7] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN LMFAO
[+7] u/Leading-Future6691: Bought calls on top.. fml
[+7] u/Evander85: Puts look like a trap here which is why I won’t buy them which is why they will print
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Beautiful day for a Truth Social post
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: I get paid to masturbate all day while my AI agent does my work
Life is kewl and fucking gud 😎🤌
[+7] u/MadSkyGlider: RUSSIA THREATENING TO LEAVE EU MARKETS! 🎢
[+7] u/Purple_String_7169: Why are we pumping lmao
[+7] u/CoolDeparture9828: Just bought 1dte spy calls, prepare for hardest dump of your lives
[+7] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: I had ChatGPT pick 10 stocks that were going to rip in 2026 and so far 8/10 are down and I'm down 12% on them overall......this is your God, nerds?
[+7] u/Glock7enteen: Amazon up +2% in 12 minutes
What the fuck
[+7] u/Mcnuggetjuice: Why is oil red? Multiple tankers hit by drones wtf
[+7] u/Boheed: pump up the jam, pump it up
[+7] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: holy shit did you guys know there's a version of the robinhood home screen where the line is green?
[+7] u/ArisZG: Why is Amazon pumping?
[+7] u/Jemmani22: Be cautious fat green day hasn't happened in awhile
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: How do I tell my gf I have 48k of debt
[+7] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: whenever you're ready little buddy MSFT
[+7] u/Comfortable733: Ber in shambles 🤡🫵
Corn Ber in shambles 🤡🫵
Metal Bulls in shambles 🤡🫵
[+7] u/_Fibbles_: Thought we'd be drilling today, but the market thinks the war is over. Guess I'm getting banned then
[+7] u/DarkR124: Lol. Almost $1 ITM and still down 15%. Fuck you theta.
[+7] u/kalakesri: Buying puts is against international law
[+7] u/Financial_Ad1048: Triple top now it doesn't want to break 686
[+7] u/most-regarded: this thing has moved fucking nowhere in 2 hours what the fuck man
[+7] u/rdr31: #Khameini was priced in. Died on the first day of war LMAOOOOOO🤌
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: Bull flag turned into a triple top 🥀
[+7] u/Creative-Package6213: Ah shit here comes the drill team...
[+7] u/bullhunter469: Every time I come in and see bear bitches saying "blood soon", SPY is green as fuck. Fucking liars lying on the internet
[+7] u/zestykite: SPY looking ready to rip up to ath.
[+7] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Here comes the rug pull
[+7] u/colinr813: What’s worse, buying calls at 689 on Monday or puts at 669 yesterday?
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: 687, the impenetrable steel ceiling buyers never saw coming
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: #KEEP GOING MSFT IM ALMOST THERE
[+7] u/joe_deertay-: Do it spy you know you want to breakout
[+7] u/Whiterossy: tech 2% green but yet my apple and google calls are dead in the water
follow me for more trading advice
[+7] u/jkizzles: Not even gonna hit 687 today, so dumb
[+7] u/Worried-Action-9497: Everyone is certain again. Uncertainty is gone and all is well
[+7] u/Ecclesiastes510: Swinging 3/10 Spy 685 puts
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lmao at the absolute insanity of these pumps. Each and every one has also been decimated into the night, the question is did we have our explosive dumps yet (as in monday/tuesday) like Korea and Europe did last night, or is ours just waiting in silence behind these pumps on some far worse global news?
[+7] u/Great-Television1775: Vaultec is more reliable source of truth than US goverment :D
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: Something off about today. Don’t get me wrong, I had the best trading day of the year.
Sideways for hours, low volume. Next move could be quite dramatic. Just don’t know if up or down
[+7] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I can’t be the only one thinking this shit is hella regarded
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: So many of you guys are so dramatic when SPY hasn’t moved more than a dollar in 3 hours
[+7] u/Excellent-You-3873: SPY going back to $677 overnight.
[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: Okay, but explain the rules to both.
[+7] u/Dragao99: obvious dump and pump
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: So basically the bers got beaten with their own legs for betting against the best market in the world
[+7] u/gratatatatatatat: BERS THOT WAR WAS MORE IMPORTABT THAN CHOPPING BETWEEN $680-$690
[+7] u/KnewTwoDiss: What a beautiful Triple Top. It's taking all I have not to buy 0- 1DTE puts here.
[+7] u/log1ck1717: Its so bullish here, I just bought more puts as a hedge, you guys are scaring me
[+7] u/Cold_Distribution273: I'm no longer solvent so the market should become rational right?
[+7] u/hynreck7: SPY the 680 stablestock
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: WSB DD is the second most useless thing on the internet, only ahead of Pornhub comments
[+7] u/colinr813: All the spy 700 comments the past few minutes should scare the shit out of you. Bircuit creaker incoming.
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: **very concern for ber, ber got khamenei'd**
**LMAO**
[+7] u/Panacamana: Great Wall of 687 sheesh
[+7] u/get_da_maney: So we dropping for tomorrow?
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Just let this shit drop holy prop job.
[+7] u/33-sunshines: so regarded in here wish i could downvote some of you twice
[+7] u/fire_alarmist: Weird ass pedophiles cant even rig the market right? Like why did they make it so obvious and weirdly rigged.
[+7] u/OneLeggedJaguar: It’s going to end flat and you will have spent another day watching a line
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: Woah $18 arent I lucky after losing 1k yesterday
[+7] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Cmon NVDA keep pumping
[+7] u/Les7X: Everything that used to make sense in the market has disapperead. Classical investors will struggle. This is the age of the retarded
[+7] u/Rrrandomalias: Born too early to fight in the Middle East, born too late to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East
[+7] u/MaxVerstudpen: Puts are such a scam lmao
[+7] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Hims is about to take a double dose of bonner pills and go straight up
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Fuck spy into the ground already. Literally $2 and not immediately back up is too much to ask?
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: This fucking holding pattern of purgatory ia so fuckinf lame. Can it fuckin do something and just fucking go up please. Like wtf. Stop sitting idle and fucking move.
[+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Going to buy odte puts until they print. See you at the homeless shelter next week
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Fuckin Microsoft is so bad idk why I keep buying calls in this piece of shit
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: This fucking price strangle/resistance on SPY is so fucking irritating.
Im about to throw away money on puts just so this fucker can finally rise 🤬😡🤬
[+7] u/AussieJeffProbst: I too wish I did things that make me money
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Feels a lot like the days leading up to liberation day that had relentless rallies with obvious bearish news
[+7] u/Equivalent-Train-906: After years of attempting to perform in-depth market analysis, I've resigned to the fact that the most profitable strategy is simply drooling on myself while muttering "line go up".
[+7] u/swflcape: Hol up, 401(k) hardship withdrawals are up yoy, again, and we’re still out here pumping? The K shape economy is more like an L imo… and we, yes that means you too Mr. bol fluffer, are the base on which the leg up stands. Boy howdy.
[+7] u/shadylex: SPY max pain is 679 today. Let’s see if we bleed down to that by EOD
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: #Bers litterally praying for iran to save their ports, Allah Snackbar
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #If AVGO beats estimates it will drop -10% tomorrow, if it misses it will drop -20% LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: Dow over 50k mentioned again. These pedos have nothing
[+7] u/Val44x: GO SPY GO
GIVE US 685
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/RisingToMediocrity made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 84.91 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 25 wins and 23 losses
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[+7] u/whyshw: This goes to show that we’re all pretending like we know what’s going on but we truly don’t have no clue
[+7] u/zestykite: This one feels real. No fake out.. my puts are cooked
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: If America puts boots on the ground in Iran, does Gold/Silver pump, or dump?
(Or dump with the larger market, but recover sooner?)
[+7] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: So 3 other countries get a circuit breaker and not the US, instead we get a green hulk... welcome to the show!
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: I have like 2 hours of this shit left in me before I sell at a loss, therefore allowing the market to dump. Just a heads up for you to profit
[+7] u/Space__Pirate: Wish I hadn’t paper handed my calls this morning lol
[+7] u/According-Page8618: ngl after i woke up to the news that KOSPI is down 12%, i thought my qqq / amazon calls are all worthless
instead i made 5 digits today lol
[+7] u/hayleybts: I'm not from US market but take down bears for me
[+7] u/livingunique: I'm cash gang so hard right now
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: Sleeper cells, nukes, oil supply issues, pandemics, global war- all priced in. It’s only going to go up.
[+7] u/swflcape: I think scratchers are the only way forward.
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Offset when +10$ or -1,000$
[+6] u/nascarhero: I know this is going to sound extremely ghey and regarded but the ayatollahs son, Mojtaba, favored to be the next supreme leader had his mother, wife and son all assassinated alongside the ayatollah.
This is some supervillain backstory shit.
Mojtaba also reportedly played a critical role in purging protestors last month.
One more then I’ll go back to serving the customers their fries.
US Navy told shipping industry, contradicting 🥭, that they do not have the availability to escort the ships. If the strait closure stretches beyond 5 weeks, oil estimated to break $100/barrel.
TLDR; new Iran supreme leader had entire family killed and navy said can’t defend the cargo ships so oil go brr
[+6] u/Awuxy: SOURCES IN MIDDLE EAST: QATAR TO SHUT ALL FUEL REFINERIES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
[+6] u/Financial_Ad1048: Knew it would just be green since I did a bet on it dropping
[+6] u/Xzlk: One of you just fomo’d in at the absolute top there I just can’t prove it
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Worthless fact of the day: If NVDA traded at TSLA multiples it would be worth 45T.
[+6] u/soad1331: It ain't easy staring at a green line all day.
[+6] u/MuricanWisecrack: Wait Bitcoin did not die this time?
oh wow, im very surprised!!
not.
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: My port got bombed... By me
[+6] u/mugirawraw: SPY is breaking so many TA rules LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Am I the only one who thinks Claude is shit
[+6] u/thelundyy: Flat day to fuck everyone. Genius!
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: Get ready for the teleportation mode on spy at 10
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: #Bers took profit tho, right? RIGHT!?!?!
[+6] u/xyphrrrrr: Serious question
How tf are you supposed to trade regardless of whether you’re a bear or a bull when spy can switch 0.85% the other way in less than 20 minutes on no news?? Fml I need to stop gambling
[+6] u/Time_Tax4274: Jim Cramer said he might sell his Microsoft $MSFT shares LFG!!!!!! The low is funally reached!
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: My new business model is to stand outside gas stations pan handling for change to buy scratch offs. The state wins, I win, and the people feel good because they think they're feeding the homeless. ***It litterally cannot go tits up***
[+6] u/Financial_Ad1048: It wants to dump so bad
[+6] u/aquaticsardonic: Inside you there are two wolves. Both are gay.
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: do bears hate money?
genuine question
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: up 3$
time to go to the slots
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: All that sweet korean cash is coming in now
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: the higher it goes, the more money bears will make when it crashes (it never will)
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: GO BACK UP SPY. You stupid fuck.
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: This is a wellness check on bears. Please send proof of life.
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: You'd think that making literally everything worse for everyone everywhere would be the kind of policy someone who likes being popular would avoid.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #SPY now up 3% from yesterday's bottom LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: It takes 1 day up to do what it takes 3 down. This market is seriously disgusting.
[+6] u/aquaticsardonic: ⚠️*Mandatory Hydration Checkpoint*⚠️
[+6] u/gratatatatatatat: ber r puk
ber mad they r puk
lmao ber lmao
[+6] u/Val44x: OF COURSE BERS WANT TO KEEP THE STRAIT CLOSED THEY ARE 🌈🐻!!!
[+6] u/Comfortable733: Bear hate seeing green 😂🫵
[+6] u/spudbro00: Trading MSFT 0dte options is like crack, the movement is so much better then QQQ
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
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/u/Tanpopomon made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 within **1 day** when it was 669.898 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.
To get out early they have to: **'it's fucking over for real this time, thanks taco'**
Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses
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[+6] u/Vast_Ad_8414: April-July is gonna be INSANE GAINSSS 💸💸💸
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Pedophilia is so back, Pedocoin doing numbers.
[+6] u/jstvndrpls: Okay, I've sold everything, ain't fucking with WW3. Now pamp it
[+6] u/rdblaw: Guess who paper handed ASTS calls for a sliver of gains
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: This whole time, all that’s been holding you back is what an enormous pussy you are!
[+6] u/thenelston: apparently korea unwinding was because of overleverage, god bless our retarded peninsula brothers
[+6] u/ahopye: Wtf is this premarket
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: I just want to know if you are happy with your haircut
[+6] u/Weak_Money_9927: What is going on??? Why is my portfolio suddenly mooning???
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: imagine how hard we'd pump if we nuked north korea
[+6] u/215aPhillyiated: Sold my spy puts get ready for the depths of hell
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'M A RED FARMER MOTHERFUCKER
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: Reports iran seeking end to war, ADP reports 63,000 jobs added, crypto pumping, anthropic more than doubled revenue. Believe it or not FULL PORT CALLS!
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Jesoo_ made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **5 days** when it was 86.95 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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[+6] u/ten7four: Just woke up from my coma back in October when SPY was 683. Oh boy I sure hope SPY is even higher now
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: If you were in the daily last night you would think the world is ending. Regarded bears for ya
[+6] u/globohydrate: I made five hundo today see you next time
[+6] u/LetsConsultTheMap: Sad day. Theta has the cards now and are going to range bound us between 684 & 686
[+6] u/RsBunnyZap: SPY graphing the pillars of creation? fuck u doin rn bruh
[+6] u/TJMBeav: Out. Back to fully in puts. Did not like being a bull. Only a 20% gain
[+6] u/RockCultural4075: So it’s illegal to say red for more than 4min now?
[+6] u/itsnotshade: The only thing that could ruin this peace talk pump would be Mossa…I mean terrorist attacks in the US.
[+6] u/TheGeoGod: Google = Red
On huge Green Day
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Bears just KEEP BUYING PUTS LMAO
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY CALLS
LMAO
[+6] u/masonk69: Here comes the volume buys to halt the dip
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Bears EXTREMELY ANGRY after finally realizing that K-pop index -12% DONT MATTER for American stonks
Lmao
[+6] u/Warm-Profit-775: This week be like green, red, green, red, green
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Theta day today, MMs know WSB loaded calls expecting another interday 1% day. Dont let them get you fellow degens(and someone keep me from disregarding my own advice and full porting 685s)
[+6] u/unwanted_hair: Password requirements are getting more annoying
min. 4096 characters and must contain, numbers, letters, upper/lowercase, ASCII image of a cat and one Egyptian hieroglyph.
And we still have to text you a code to log in.
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: failed breakout sad panda
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: daily check in...raise your hand if you made money today 🙋♂️
[+6] u/type_error: 🥭 going for the greatest hits again… DOW 50k incoming
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Everything is great. Mass layoffs. Proped up economy from AI. War. Stock market near record highs. Everything is awesome.
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Send me to Valhalla MSFT.
[+6] u/thenelston: leavitt opens her mouth and spy drops, lol
[+6] u/Axwe8: ####NEW HIGH OF DAY LETS GOOOO 🚀 🚀 🚀
[+6] u/brucekeller: Looks like puts at open was not free money after all, nice try bers. You'll get 'em for more than a day or two in a row one of these days.
[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i used an entire cryon to make the 685.50 line, that's how strong it is
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Drilling resumes tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: why ppl clowning on the CEO eating the burger like a retard? id want an autist CEO not a fat fuck american.
[+6] u/KissMyRichard: Imagine having no Puts right now.
[+5] u/lupinle1: Fighting a bunch of Talibans riding donkeys shooting AK47s lasted 20 years. Ask yourself how long this would take?
[+5] u/NoMarketing8778: You know that 60k of the 63k job creation are ghost LinkedIn postings, but you just don't want to believe.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Now it's 8 weeks? Getting ever closer to another forever war
[+5] u/According-Page8618: small bear trap into moon
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: The two main character Roman soldiers were mentioned in Caesar's war journals, based on real life
[+5] u/According-Page8618: today we close the 686 gap (sell all your calls after that because next stop is 666)
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO USA USA USA
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers totally knocked out by these wild green dildos
[+5] u/aqjingson: This memory pump was sponsored by Cramer, last night he tweeted “Beware of South Korean spillover into our markets...WDC, STX, SNDK, MU all still vulnerable..”
[+5] u/Qnjua: To all my Google call holders, I caved and sold, so I expect you all to make some money. You are Welcome
[+5] u/jkizzles: Oh look, it's 685 again
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Tyneuku made a bet that SPY would go to 10.0 within **1 day** when it was 671.96 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 14 losses
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[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Totally ber obliterated they hit em with the discombobulater
[+5] u/moneygon_: I made $4 trading oil today, am I an oil tycoon now?
[+5] u/kalakesri: the amount of military data they are gifting to China is insane. Deepseek is going to get trained on all of these and kill us all while Claude self destructs from existential crisis. calls
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Algos stay undefeated
[+5] u/Pereise1: If this wasn't so manipulated we'd be testing $682 right now
[+5] u/Long_duk_dong_duck: Redy for 2 week domp
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: https://preview.redd.it/kva9r76323ng1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=0030fb0230c33ccddd591262a6251f76d12d09e2
[+5] u/Historical_Cover8133: Nothing has changed from yesterday.
[+5] u/sytena10: No, the guy above ate all the beans
[+5] u/According-Page8618: somehow i made more money on an american war buying CALLS and selling them at the end of the day this week then i made past 5 months on spy being a dickhead
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Asts soaring back to ath
[+5] u/No_Cod972: If Iran has shown us anything, it's that it's time to lean in to risk.
[+5] u/Evander85: We are only green because everyone bought puts. Know this
[+5] u/hallett21: Sweet mother of god lol
[+5] u/simao_sabrosa: Guess who sold his calls way to early :/
[+5] u/swflcape: Where can I invest in forever stamps?
[+5] u/Just_Butterfly4052: SPY YTD chart looking like a very healthy heart monitor
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/dabblesest made a bet that NVDA would go to 183.98 within **2 days** when it was 180.38 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+5] u/NikolaiGogol: "They are toast"
Fucking clown lmaooo
[+5] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Anthropic's standoff against the Pentagon was more effective than spending millions on a Super Bowl commercial for user acquisition
[+5] u/libradhd: Once I win enough money to actually day trade it’s all over for u losers
[+5] u/No_Cod972: But they have outperformed domestic indices by a large margin recently. Very possible it is "isolated"
[+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Msft will bottom you
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: I feel like throwing up. I might be pregnant
[+5] u/Confident_Lab_2135: No crying in the casino
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: People make statements here so confidently as if there some rule to the market when we all are just making educated/uneducated guesses
[+5] u/Force_Hammer: Made a little profit from morning. Gonna wait for the next dump to buy more.
[+5] u/JonRadian: Rejoice! Fellow AMZN bagholders.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Market is pretty fucking resilient
[+5] u/DallasBoy95: BEARS BTFO OUT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You really thought war was bearish?
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Pump taking a break for lunch?
[+5] u/Complete-Cat-6618: Regarded bol will buy SPY dip as he has been conditioned
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: done for the day, gonna get some sun by the pool and sell options to you regards ☀️
[+5] u/bullhunter469: Gay bitch bears:
"Rugpull soon"
"1:30pm dump"
"2pm dump"
"2:30pm Strait of K-pop dump"
"3pm sour strait"
"3:30pm Dubai choco index dump"
[+5] u/sleepyguy007: its 3am in korea, but in 4-5 hours koreans gonna see this green when they wake up and probably already pawned their mom and dads kidneys to lever up and buy the s&p up to 7000 by next week. get ready
[+5] u/ih8myylife: puts got burned all day today holy
[+5] u/Dawnoftheman: Trump speaking at 3 makes me slightly nervous for my calls ngl
[+5] u/Extreme-Disk3380: Somebody f***g said here yesterday that ASTS was going to pump 13% today. I hoped I would have that kind of conviction, and wondered.
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: March is a GREEN month
[+5] u/AegonTheMeh: > Bloomberg: Short positions on Blue Owl reach an all time high as investors bet stock has more room to fall
Oh oh
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: So i ported amzn before the war and sold on Monday 😭
[+15] u/arigold940: nobody is atheist at 50x leverage
[+12] u/TapIllustrious2366: So should I buy overnight spy puts or what
[+11] u/AMX_revue: Europoors sell off countdown
[+11] u/Lennyhotnutzboi: Big detergent has been pushing the idea that wearing underwear more than once between washes is disgusting..
This is a sham and I for one will no longer stand for it.
The science is on OUR side.
#SkidmarkIsMyTrademark
WAKE UP people!🙉
NFA.
[+11] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: Let’s do the -1% overnight thing again
[+10] u/Sick0h: KOSPI: Worst market day in history.
S&P: Indiscernible from any other day.
[+10] u/BigToe_Switchblade: Epic Fury is stupid name. Should have gone with The Epstein Wars.
[+10] u/Mr-Bonnet: WHOLE MARKET GREEN
PORT RED
FEELS BAD
[+9] u/Steezyayyy: yea man whoever said spy puts was free is disabled
[+9] u/Usedillusion7: Congratulations Bols! I knew you could hit Octobers high if y'all all just put your mind to it.
[+8] u/Killersax: Prob a -1% day tomorrow followed by a pump up cause too many call and put holders. FUCK THETA GANG
[+8] u/music_is_gud: 🥭 putting up a comedy show rn 😂
[+8] u/lschoch2: We all had a good exit and stayed
[+8] u/Usedillusion7: Imagine being a full grown wsb permabull adult and not realizing 85% of your crew are all kids 21 and under.
[+8] u/xconnor759: Why is the market up tho
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: that fucking gap down on options
never ceases to amaze me how quickly calls lose value when the underlying stock barely moves
[+8] u/ThouOne: Panic tf out and buy everything, it’s not Joever
[+7] u/WorldWide_Wiz: Have you ever seen a bigger piece of shit than GOOGLE.
[+7] u/baconography: Who wants to dance the VIX contango with me?
[+7] u/csr8765: Crypto is about to start rolling back over, grab some IBIT, ETHA puts here
[+7] u/vanceraa: retail investors screaming at eachother about bull traps and bear traps whilst mms collect premiums from both
[+7] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: I used to be constipated all the time but ever since the market has been fucking me so rough the shit just slides right out onto the cardboard by the Wendy's dumpster. Thank you MMs for saving me a trip to the doctor
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: so fucking tired of this market
[+7] u/redditgamer69x: Brother, we are in March.
[+6] u/CHENWizard: Man, fuck RBLX. Pedophile protectors
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Made some great money on calls today, can't wait to lose it all tomorrow!
[+6] u/DCrebuilds: Could've used this drop 30 minutes ago but it's cool guys, it's cool
[+6] u/Low_Truck_7049: if these drones cost 50k to make and it costs 500k-1.5m to intercept, its going to be a super expensive war for US and Israel. Im surprised there is very few news about the Fattah 2 missile being launched from Iran, whether that was a warning shot from them as it landed in Israel.
I think markets will continue to go down, i don't think US wants to talk at all
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Whoever said ASTS to 100 today is a savant
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Nice 35% gain on 0dte SPY call, done for today
[+6] u/ripcord51: did HOOD make it through Hormuz successfully?
[+6] u/thegx7: Guys. I bought the calls on the way up and sold the top. Never have I felt so euphoric and godly
[+6] u/MRROSADOH: Is it just me or does it look like spy is about to dump?
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Spy up 1% and google doing fuck all LMAO
[+6] u/RoughRidinRudy: We will miss you, Jerome Powell. Go be great.
[+6] u/trsx5: 9:25 traders really piss me off
[+6] u/mygoalistomakeulol: Why do btc grifters care about how many dollars their coins are worth? 1 btc is 1 btc
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Just remember trump does the worst shit on Saturday
[+6] u/Poland_Spring10: Well I’m a ghey bear and I’m azz clapped
[+6] u/Usedillusion7: One thing we should all agree on is that when the spy was down 2.6% yesterday bears were 85% less arrogant and annoying as bols are today with spy up 0.8%
[+6] u/Urzuck: You always say that bears are gay, but what if bols were the real gay? Well, today I am a gay Bol, and i stand proud.
[+6] u/Regardedcontrarianx: looking real dumpy here to finish off the day
[+6] u/CreepyBoysenberry281: It can’t go down. Only up. If u ber u bad
[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: Bulls used to get respect around here 😤
[+5] u/patmccock86: Can you buy the dip morons stop buying the dip? You're going to get crushed
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Can GOOG actually do something
[+5] u/Urzuck: This is because i have calls today, i warned you.
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Yeahhhhh I probably just cost myself several more years of bagholding
[+5] u/probably-ck: Did I really just stare for 1.5h at numbers and graphs?
[+5] u/ICE-FlGHT: LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SHIT UP
MINUS GOOGLE
WHAT
THE
FUCK
[+5] u/GotKarprar: Yall looking at “triple top patterns” is so funny only pattern that matters is up and to the right
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Rejoice and be glad for God has blessed us with another day upon this Earth
[+5] u/TakeThatBro: Why is GOOG barely green 😭
[+5] u/visualexstasy: Whole market is green yet RDDT is still taking a dump
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Green futures have the worst price action
[+8] u/fightoraccept: Can you file for bankruptcy twice on the same day?. ... Asking for a friend.
[+7] u/photosynthescythe: If you’re in the talking phase and she gives you sex but not head she’s selfish
If you’re in the talking phase and she gives you head but not sex she’s generous
[+7] u/Unlucky252: Don’t worry bears, Monday will be 670
[+7] u/itsmyfault22: game over for me.. too many mistakes
[+7] u/arkeus1: I have cracked the code. Stock goes down one day and goes up the next day.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: lol it actually might be over for Microsoft
[+6] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: Hey bers
SPY was supposed to fall to 650. Right? lmao
[+6] u/booose6: Its gonna take the entire trading day to form the other shoulder on SPY so resume drill tomorrow
[+6] u/ReftLight: Some of you are gonna buy SPY700 calls just because of this opening lol
[+6] u/OverallExamination42: And you’re gonna be jelly
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Fuck it feels good to be a capitalist pig 😃
[+6] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Are we gonna Kangaroo tomorrow or keep going up?
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Everyone is recovering except the fucking GOOGLE
[+6] u/WashingtonDCMonument: Omg jim Cramer said the Korean market crash would have an impact on US markets so I turned into a 🌈 🐻 and shorted and now I’m losing money!!
[+6] u/davidbigham: Hey google feel free to go up . Everyone pumping .
[+6] u/Floating_Mass: Double top perchance?
[+5] u/Vaalysar: Look at the fucking red dot on your forehead bols
[+5] u/ymi2f: puts on sale in 6 mins
[+5] u/soulles_lies: This pump feels scary , Hope we don’t get rug pulled today ! All in
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Paper handed my puts fml
[+5] u/marawki: Watch if open green and close in red, just to mess with bols
[+5] u/fungoodtrade: 10 dte puts when qqq 610, double down at 615
[+5] u/fungoodtrade: pump till friday late morning, then rug
[+5] u/CDulst: The corn V will be quick and violent.
[+5] u/ARSC_RexH: Yeah I got nothing. MMs you got me. Damn.
[+5] u/No-Lettuce3564: Asts to the moon while LUNR and RKLB limp