Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 27, 2026

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Summary

This post is a collection of user comments from a weekend discussion thread on r/wallstreetbets. It covers a wide range of topics including recent market volatility, geopolitical tensions (Iran), specific stock performance (NVDA, MSFT), and the AI sector, with a particular focus on news related to the company Anthropic.
The general sentiment is one of frustration and anxiety due to recent portfolio losses, particularly in the tech sector. Users are grappling with market downturns, geopolitical uncertainty, and the psychological challenges of trading.
This is a discussion thread, consisting almost entirely of noise, speculation, and emotional reactions. There is no well-researched Due Diligence (DD) present.
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[+79] u/bearhunter429: #Instead of Iran they decided to bomb my portfolio LMAO🤌

[+63] u/knoqd_: &gt; Retail investors are buying Nvidia at a record pace:

&gt;Individual investors bought ~$360 million of Nvidia, $NVDA, shares in the first 80 minutes of Thursday’s trading session, the most for any session opening on record.

Fuck

[+58] u/Cav829: Good job, Anthropic. I might buy your IPO out of principal now.

[+55] u/5_Little_Luck: Lmao there’s no way Pam Bondi called the top of Dow while testifying. Only down from here

[+52] u/LarryStink: If you are struggling with fomo and overtrading, theres a good chance you're trading from a scarcity mindset. Impulse decisions from deep rooted fear. 

The truth is, theres always another trade. Whether you are swing trading and trying to find the next gold, silver, nvda, rklb, asts, mstr, tsla, btc, etc. Etc. before the move happens. Or day trading, spy or qqq giving 10x trades sometimes every day, and most times a couple times a week. 

You can see how silly it is to trade that way, when opportunity is plentiful. And its amazing how much more clarity you have and how powerful it feels to have the gun loaded and just sit there. Waiting and watching tracking the market until it presents a sitting duck for you to take a shot at.  

Tldr; practice patience. Have an abundance mindset and be content to have no position, knowing the next trade will show itself in time. This has concluded our Stink talk.

[+47] u/looool_k_libtard: Didn’t want my money sitting passively losing value due to inflation so through strategic planning I am now losing 40% a month investing

[+39] u/Big-News-2704: 🥭 too scared to start a real war during midterm year

[+36] u/No_Fig_7835: The Anthropic stuff is happening now because the US wants to test AI/Autonomous weapons vs Iran in preparation for China.  What a time to be alive.

[+30] u/TechnologyEven6926: The stock market is so easy

Just go all in, be ready to be down -50% if you fucked up the timing, and sell when it’s high

It’s so simple. Why is everyone broke?

I’m in debt

[+29] u/winston511: Honestly my ability to be polite and professional at work while my brokerage is exercising my margin call and I’m losing well into double digit percentages of my port is a testament to my fortitude as a man

[+29] u/Carfar_Farcar: If I'm one of the companies the US Government tells to stop using Anthropic I'll simply not stop using Anthropic. I'll just tell them I did.

This admin is so stupid you can just lie to their face with confidence and you'll get away with it.

[+28] u/ThaddeusJP: The older I get the more I understand all these old farts in my neighborhood that want a perfect lawn.

When you're a kid you no nothing of the world and its problems.  Then you get older, go to hs and maybe college. You want to take on and fix the world. Get rich. Get laid. Get "it".  

Then you get older and get a job. Married.  Kids.  A house.  You go from caring about the world, to the country.  Then maybe your state.  Your city. Your school district. 

And then one day you turn off the tv and all the horrid shit it shows and think "As long as my lawn looks good, I'll be ok" and then spend the last 15-20 years of your life putting a perfect edge on your driveway and getting pissed off at your neighbor three houses down for letting dandelions grow and spread seeds on your lawn.

I am about a month away from just turning it all off and being that guy, I cannot take this government and market anymore.  The stress of "having to know" what is going on isn't worth the knowledge.

[+25] u/IlinistRainbow6: the minute you genuinely believe it’s all over, we will rip back to ath

[+24] u/mardigrasmoker: This fucker really closed above the daily high.

[+24] u/hiphopanonomos: BREAKING US fighter jets seen flying towards my port

[+23] u/aaapod: so that last 20 seconds was insane

[+23] u/ResponsibleValue7745: Trump could just choose to be a normal non divisive person and spy would go to 900. Too bad 4 years have to go to waste

[+21] u/silver0199: I just woke up.  I can't believe I slept throught the whole trading day.

Wtf happened to tech.

[+21] u/spsteve: Fuck.. Over 6 months:

NVDA -2.43%  
MSFT -22.50%  

Both of those are stunning even if an order of magnitude different given the promise of endless AI robots taking over the jobs behind the dumpster.

[+20] u/bearhunter429: #This could be the shittiest week of human history spanning 6500 years LMAO🤌

[+19] u/SuffiecientSapian: FLAT 4 GOD DAMN MONTHS!!!

[+19] u/looool_k_libtard: The masculine urge to quit my job in a horrible job market 🇺🇸💪🏼

[+18] u/orsomeshitidk: Fake ass EOD pump sliding away in AH. I hate the pedo MMs

[+18] u/AFTCP: Trump saving software by killing anthropic.

[+18] u/vandammes: ANYONE ELSE DOWN 336k TODAY HOLY SHIT LMFAO

[+18] u/daviper87: #**WHO DISTRACTED MANGO, HE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT GREENLAND**

[+18] u/hiphopanonomos: Anthropic may be the first AI company to value something over greed

[+17] u/SilentExtinction: They fucking changed the name to Department of War and you think they're not going to start a big fucking war? LMAO indeed

[+17] u/dylanx5150: Not trying to flex, but I have YTD realized gains.

[+17] u/vanceraa: 🥭 pulling a Xinping on anthropic

[+17] u/ddrsdght: Waiting for Israel to give us the go ahead

[+16] u/enc-nyc: Just paid $700 for my gas bill. Thanks Obama.

[+16] u/orsomeshitidk: Blowing up your port will have you evaluating your life like, fuck at least I’m not fat and I own a home and I love my wife and shit. Could be worse lol

[+16] u/_pout_: Wait so if the government uses Grok, even more government workers will spend the whole day looking at porn.

[+16] u/Abe2025: Green asf next week. Book it

[+16] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/6zq55pmk74mg1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=cfca8e9a610fbae3742b0158dd7b23b957409c85

[+15] u/Curious_Proof_5882: What’s happening to Nvidia is retarded

[+15] u/SaveTheAles: Markets closed bombs away

[+15] u/Moepenmoes: Holy fuck I showed my aunt some pics on my phone and she started swiping and I forgot I had my dick pics still on there fuck me

[+14] u/Unlikely-Run-400: 50k worth of SPX puts expiring Tuesday. See you on the other side

[+14] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Just need to hear “FRAMEWORK” and “DEAL” in the next 48 hours

[+14] u/hiphopanonomos: BREAKING: Iranian missiles seen pointed directly at my port

[+14] u/Sick0h: SPY acting like it never even met NVDA.

[+14] u/IlinistRainbow6: i’ve been hearing mango is gonna bomb iran over the weekend, for the last 5 weekends consecutively

[+14] u/RisingSerpent222: Can’t wait to buy NVDA 0dte calls on Monday

[+14] u/pink_ego_box: Port +188% YTD. Only gold and silver miners leaps. 🪨✨

[+13] u/Sick0h: Inflation is up, GDP is down, jobs are getting cut, we’re going to war, and you’re bearish?

[+13] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Made enough to get my wife one of those fancy WH meals

[+13] u/daviper87: #**SPACEX TO FILE FOR IPO IN MARCH WITH $1.75TN VALUATION, $15BN REV, $8BN PROFIT** 🤣🤣🤣

[+13] u/DrSeuss1020: I hate the world and the world hates me

[+13] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Anthropic got big balls.. there is hope that there are companies trying to do it right..

[+13] u/jonneh: So Claude powers the most sensitive classified work at the Pentagon? Not PLTR? 😭

[+13] u/bigredjet: Epstein had cameras in every room at all of his properties as well as hidden cameras in his plane and even his Cars.When do those tapes get released?

[+13] u/cashflow_: The single only life pro tip that has ever worked for me was putting floss in the shower. Now I floss every day. Before I wasn’t consistent at all

[+13] u/NormalGap: Apparently my doctor fled the country cause he was making up BS reasons to touch people lmfao I only talked to him once over zoom thank god

[+12] u/Misaka9615: Is Anthropic the big bad wolf or what? All mags pumped when bad news for it came (other than NVDA, poor thing)

[+12] u/wattap: Take the retard’s phone away

[+12] u/KoABori1661: Well this week was cock and ball torture.

[+12] u/WocketWaccoon: NFLX made $3b doing nothing but playing 4D chess. Paramount is the real “fat cuck”

[+12] u/WendyDumpsterFire: People made money in this market wtf

[+12] u/Flat-Focus7966: I got an OLED screen. Now I watch my money disappear in super high definition with vibrant colors…..

[+12] u/Frequent-Nature-630: Imagine if nvidia earnings were bad

[+12] u/hallett21: You’re in danger. The panic and fear is coming. You should have gotten out.

[+11] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: They really got my ass today. :/

[+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Private credit in shambles, war imminent, mass unemployment underway, inflation up; nothing to see here

[+11] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I’ve had people on reddit give me sooo much shit for pointing out that aging populations break the intergenerational contract and that old people are increasingly acting as blocks on efficiency and a drain on resources across various sectors of society. Meanwhile demographers and social scientists are saying the same shit and that we’re heading for an unsustainable future economically because of labor shortages and the cost of elderly healthcare LOL the average person can kiss my ass

[+11] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: Might have to buy a claude subscription now

[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Too bad anthropic isn't publicly traded, everyone and their mama is ditching chatgpt and subbing for Claude.  Asking for your shit not to be used for automated death machines or mass surveillance is reasonable. Mad respect for sticking to some basic principles after immense threats.

[+11] u/cashflow_: A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING WHERE I’VE BEEN.  
   
TRUTH IS, I DISAPPEARED INTO THE JUNGLE HUNTING THE COLOMBIAN CARTEL. MONTHS OF SILENCE. WATCHING. LEARNING. EARNING THEIR TRUST. EVENTUALLY, THEY BROUGHT ME IN.  
  
BY THE TIME I RESURFACED, I WASN’T CHASING THEM ANYMORE — I WAS RUNNING THEIR EAST COAST OPERATIONS.  
  
THEY CALL ME EL GRINGO

[+11] u/AcademicStandard3701: I actually filled out a Wendy’s application it’s rough 😭

[+11] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I'm in japan now and I'm speechless about their toilet culture. Automatic open/close seats, heated toilet seats, tons of ass washing options, dryer and deodorizers...

[+11] u/pmotiveforce: Not hot at all, obvious. People think "replacement" but it's "reduction" that is the problem. If you need 40% fewer coders to get shit done, that's a massive system shock.

And learning to plumb/weld/mechanic isn't going to help fucking anybody. It will drive more people to those fields and more people able to do a job means lower wages. What kept tech jobs high paying is like 60% of our retarded country is too dumb to do those jobs.

[+10] u/Bizonistic: NVDA bag holder at 205 lol

[+10] u/somecleverphrase: lots of no history people coming in to trash Anthropic. Why are the evenings so full of pro taco people, schools are out?

[+10] u/Wulfric05: Hedged to the tits for the Iran war

[+10] u/powerboner: I don’t even know anymore man… last two days wiped me completely 😔

[+10] u/_pout_: Someone pulled the short bus up to the NYSE today

[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Spx7000 was a lie

The last gazillion years of pumping were nothing but a trap to lure me in and take my money, it was all fake and gey, you’re all ai bots sent by citadel and Jane

[+10] u/Same-Brilliant2014: This is how the US is going to bail out OPENAI. Integrate them into government, open AI will be deemed national security blah blah and will need a bailout and we'll get it.

[+10] u/Professional_Con_007: What a fuck show Feb was. Good riddance

[+10] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/km0p0k2414mg1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=7b1ab71e73d524d570bf26881a635cffb615b65c

[+10] u/_pout_: Let's not pretend our portfolios have gone anywhere since October.

This is an options market.

[+10] u/Clear-West747: If tech doesn’t pick up soon, I’m gonna be that type of poor where putting the loudest $100 exhaust on a 1995 Honda civic sounds badass

[+10] u/cosmicoconuts: Made back this weeks losses today ☝️🙏

[+10] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Afghanistan and Pakistan beating 🌮 to war

Iran is going to pay the price of this humiliation !

[+10] u/booose6: BERS

START YOUR ENGINES

[+9] u/theummeower: So who else loaded up on calls?

[+9] u/Guhbigly: Missed profit feel so much worse than actual loss. guh

[+9] u/BushReagan84: Grabbed 10 NVDA 3/6 190c right before close

LET’S RIDE

[+9] u/215aPhillyiated: For the the love of god gold please hold this pump into Monday

[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: literal Donald acknowledging that AI is most important weapon in entire world and you're talmbout a bubble

[+9] u/Ill_Television8150: Why use ChatGPT when Gemini is right there

[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: I told you tards NFLX was headed for $100 days ago when it was under $80. You downvoted and chased NVDA ER. I made money. You did not. 🤷‍♂️

[+9] u/winston511: Kristi Noem risking national security to not show feet, prude bitch

[+9] u/SomePolack: Dividend stocks + becoming theta gang has literally given me life changing money

[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Down $1k today on a $17k all stock portfolio, what fun

[+9] u/LetsGoAhoy: The fact that chatgpt can contradict itself in the same conversation is proof its dumb as fuck and the economy is riding on that somehow not being true

[+9] u/IBelieve4Ever: Anyone buy more NVDA today?

[+9] u/ServeValuable6460: Anyone else stroking it right now?

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: #STOP BUYING HOUSES, PEOPLE. MAKE THE PRICES GO DOWN

[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Palantir working on a new technology that will send you electric shocks through your laptop or phone every time you type shit about Israel on the internet LMAO🤌

[+9] u/jonneh: What is going on with all the Anthropic hate? Your lord and savior 🥭 diss them so now you blame them for your losses?
#
# Maybe you just suck at trading? Maybe those fries need to go in the bag bro 🍟😭

[+9] u/RegardedCalls: Why does microslop keep adding copilot to all their native apps.

Buying puts

[+9] u/Gom_KBull: I don't much like those people at Anthruppic.

Bunch of MEAN guys, let me tell ya.

Not nice people. They aren't giving us their best (AI).

Also the economy is still doing fantastic.

S&amp;P is over 6800 and DOW is over 48000. All me.

Anyway, Anthruppic have been really MEAN and NASTY. 

Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[+9] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: SGOV outperformed me this week

[+8] u/MarbledTheFoyer: Next week headline will be Tech Rallies on Military Conflict in Iran

[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: If Iran gets bombed = calls. If we reach a deal = calls.

[+8] u/FuckleUp: I guess Anthropic is pretty good if they don’t want it to be used for evil and kill all humans without sex bots 🤖 running on Claude

[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Elon will start his own video game company. His first project will be remakes of Call of Duty and Medal of Honor where you play on the side of Germany. LMAO🤌

[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: Respect for anthropic

[+8] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Anthropic IPO gonna go wild

[+8] u/cannythecat: You have 3 hours to panic buy oil stocks, make it count!

[+8] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Spy 700 was a fucking lie

[+8] u/Burtonwurton: FUCK FEBURARY! January was okay for me tho, but fuck you MSFT and NVDA.

[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: Idk how people can wilfully buy us bonds atm for less then &lt;6%

[+8] u/_pout_: The media keeps talking about "AI jitters."

AI is not the problem. We have a shitty economy, and that is a problem.

[+8] u/Burtonwurton: Well at least I get dividends bag holding NVDA. Wait what do you mean its $0.01 per share? FUCK

[+8] u/-IQ200: Sometimes you just gotta pull a 20k personal loan &amp; run it up in the stock market.  Better than margin because you can stay cash account. 🤓

[+8] u/Autistic-Bot: Anthropic out here flexing its nuts

[+8] u/Polysorbate800: Did Anthropic even say thank you?

[+8] u/Valkorion335786: I'm up $8 on my poots AH

Just call me Barren Wuffett

[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Special Olympics starts in 2 weeks

I can’t wait for the WSB face reveal 😊

[+8] u/solidsneeze: we shot down our own drone in Texas. Our government is brilliant

[+8] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: 19m, virgin, never had a girlfriend, scared of girls

[+8] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: So many pussies here, who delete their posts and comments. You don't have to pretend to be right, it's OK to be wrong. That tropicalia dude made a posts on MSFT calls for 70k and now he deleted it and pretends that he just makes money

[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I would lose weight but I hate losing 😤

[+8] u/enc-nyc: Held META calls all day - various strikes, sold like an hour before close at -50%, -70% loss. If I'd held until EOD that'd be 500% gains. FML.

[+8] u/Zeppu: And this isn't even is "the bad month"

[+8] u/horseisahorse: "‘This is Not Business as Usual. This is Risk’: Michael Burry Warns Nvidia Looks Strikingly Similar to Cisco Just Prior to Dot Com Bubble Crash"

Oh fuck off, man

[+8] u/aftherith: Sold by NFLX leaps for +90% probably should've held for the 100 test but I feel like they are going to do something stupid.

[+8] u/daviper87: #**IM SO HAPPY SPACEX IS IPO-ING, I ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN A CASH BURNING SLOPPY CHATBOT RIGHTWING MEDIA ROCKETS**

[+8] u/duddnddkslsep: Bought calls for monday, inverse me if you want

[+8] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: I love how bers keep assuming war = puts.

[+8] u/hiphopanonomos: Btc now -$45,851 over 6 month chart

[+8] u/duddnddkslsep: To celebrate a 20% drop in my portfolio, I have ordered $100 worth of Thai food for delivery.

[+8] u/PushAble2463: Petition to remove AH trading

[+8] u/retard_trader: Oil bulls wya, we gonna be eating steak and caviar next week

[+7] u/ramy_mousa: SOFI going back to $5?

[+7] u/RIPSAREFUTING: $2.3b worth of LMT call options, most deep ITM and expiring in less than a month, were purchased today. 21,000% average daily options volume.

[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: How come my piece of shit 30 year old fridge in the garage works fine and the new one in my kitchen that plays Netflix barely disposes water properly half of the time?

[+7] u/_pout_: Meditation: women grow boobs and a butt when they gain weight, whereas men's penises are buried.

[+7] u/realtimeanalytics: Life was good in the US and markets were looking sweet than we put a group of absolute idiots, grifters, and nepo babies in power for fucking second time. Say goodbye to all your capital they can take it whenever they feel like.

[+7] u/31andnotdone: Hi is this still available?

[+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: that truth post is the end of american AI dominance, century of humiliation signed and sealed

[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Sometimes I like to weigh myself before and after I take a poop.

If it’s big enough it’s basically the same as giving birth

[+7] u/LouieM13: 9/11 for NVDA right now

[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: jfc GOOGL 310c from $1 to $250

[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Always remember

Stocks can only go down 100% but they can go up infinity %

[+7] u/bzl33: &gt; 49% of U.S. residents are struggling to pay rent or mortgages, per Redfin

been reading this for years now while a bunch of homeowners brag about how rich they are. so it's hard to buy it. maybe it's a bunch of delinquent renters.

[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: I think Netflix owes us all 50k out of that $2.8 billion for pain and suffering

[+7] u/donkeybray: Now that market has closed, imma head over to Binance Community to laugh at the delulus.

[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Anthropic the new AI king.

[+7] u/spudbro00: SpaceX did a funding round at a 200 billion valuation not even 2 years ago. If they IPO at 1.75 trillion they added Meta's entire market cap in 2 years. What a scam for whoever pays that valuation

[+7] u/daviper87: lol spacex/x have a combined revenue of 18bn and profit of 7.5bn, without xai cash burn included. Clearly worth 1750bn 🤣🤣🤣

[+7] u/leomeng: This fight against woke (Anthropic, Ivy League) has reached the point of exhaustion. It honestly has no political capital anymore. I’m not sure what the keep trying to make a big deal about it. Economy is what controls.

[+7] u/baconography: Actually....don't open the casino; I can only take so much abuse.

[+7] u/Broad-Belt-5888: I only made 80% this month ☹️ at this rate I won’t be able to retire until after Halloween

[+7] u/TotalInstruction: Some 2DTE call credit spreads on xsp at 700/705, I think. We’re still locked in this holding pattern and I doubled my money this past month just selling calls and puts on the index.

[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: no one at work knows i’m getting my ass gaped every morning by this market

[+7] u/Careless-Maize-8915: I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!!!

[+7] u/TechnologyEven6926: 🥭just popped the AI bubble

[+7] u/BlessedOvum: FUCK THIS MARKET!!!!!  I am so sick of this shit!!!    
    
Monday:  full port calls

[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Claude can’t even get the time and date right. US was gonna trust them to shoot up humans?

[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Trump is talking about 401ks getting people laid lmao

[+7] u/anonkraken: I got fucking blown out this month. 

Flat YTD after an 11% month in January. 

Market sucks.

[+7] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: So I was using Chatgpt, took a pic of my co worker and said to make him black, holding a bottle of jerry curl juice. It said it couldnt. I then said, its black history month bro come on. It wouldnt.

I then said, only just have him hold some jerry curl juice. And it made him black.

[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Saylor seen driving erratically through Orlando, hitting every Ace Cash Express and Amscot for payday loans, furiously buying 🌽 to keep it above $65k

[+7] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: #I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

[+7] u/Select-Can6038: Big sugar daddy u/cashflow_ is back on WSB. Get your dicks out, your drinks out, and let's party 🥳🥳🥳

[+7] u/Open-Yak-3708: #bols u thought algos will forever fuck bears and they will never turn on you. That is where u made the mistake.

[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: Some dude here said shower beer before going out is a blessing. I gave you an upvote.  I genuinely agree.  However, a shower beer after a physically hard day of house work, construction, chores, home improvements, or hard day of life is better (e.g. kid's surgery, etc.)

[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Timing the market beats time in the market.

[+7] u/RegardedCalls: Anthropic's statement: [https://www.anthropic.com/news/statement-comments-secretary-war](https://www.anthropic.com/news/statement-comments-secretary-war)

**What this means for our customers**

Secretary Hegseth has implied this designation would restrict anyone who does business with the military from doing business with Anthropic. The Secretary does not have the statutory authority to back up this statement. Legally, a supply chain risk designation under [10 USC 3252](https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=granuleid:USC-prelim-title10-section3252&amp;num=0&amp;edition=prelim) can only extend to the use of Claude as part of Department of War contracts—it cannot affect how contractors use Claude to serve other customers.

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Fuck weekends. Open the damn casino.

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Anyone want to buy a Lambo? 0 miles, brand new, factory quality.

[+7] u/noce96: Guess who closed there META 640c position 2 minutes before that pump🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: GOOG LAST MIN SHREK DICK 

SAVED MY PORT

[+7] u/_pout_: This is why I don't play weeklies. Today would give me an ulcer.

[+7] u/ColourfulHair: Bought some NBIS at the dip today at $98.91

[+7] u/donkeybray: Went to Binance for the laughs, then saw a top post asking to stack gold. Wasn't 🌽 digital gold? 🤨

[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Cashed out on Netflix calls today. Jacked to the tits!!!

[+7] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: I got a $25 hat for Valentine’s Day and my gf wants a LV $2250 purse in return. I think this might be a slightly unfair trade

[+7] u/astromouse2024: Have a good weekend everyone (except MMs)

[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Fuck me I should’ve full ported Msft. They are going to get some massive contract now anthropic is out.

[+7] u/four10s: I got a warning from reddit because i said we should throw bleach on diddlers. Puts on reddit

[+7] u/Inevitable_Fuel7244: face ripper next week?

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: So bombs dropping or

[+7] u/duddnddkslsep: If we're going to go to war with Iran we might as well get on with it

[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: US stock market suck!!! I thought this was the hottest market in the world?  Hottest means reddest?  WTF!

[+7] u/Walking72: This was a real headline yesterday 

*Nvidia Shares Slide After Forecast Underwhelms Investors*

$78B revenue guide to expectations of 72.  Projected 75% gross margins.

Most companies do not even dream of numbers like this.

[+7] u/stupidber: RFK jr on Joe Borgan talking about tylenol

[+7] u/PeachScary413: Can you please stop bothering my mom, she is trying to sleep

[+6] u/CFBCommentor: Just know if you voted for him we all hate you

[+6] u/blm4lyfe: Monday is gonna be the greenest of all time

[+6] u/ahopye: SpaceX IPO is going to be the black swan event that fucks everything up. Fuck it, let's do the OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs the same day. Enjoy the final hours before the last chopper out of Saigon

[+6] u/Evander85: Down 40% since Wednesday

[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Another week that I should've just bought gold instead of bullshit.

[+6] u/Shah_an_shah: I am suppose to feel bad for Anthropic? Their announcement kick started this whole bearish momentum. Fuck them.

[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I can feel the bears laughing at me for losing my money

[+6] u/No_Assistance5652: So much propaganda. Disgusting! People are sucking pedos balls and normalized it. There is no shame anymore.

[+6] u/watisdat: Rest in Piss February 2026, you will not be missed.

[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: everyday trump's crazy next move is at the top of every news headlines, often 3-4 headlines per day. it's like living in a nightmare because we're only 1 year in

[+6] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Looks like 🥭’s DUI hire might single-handedly end the bull market

Poetic, really

[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: &gt; In conjunction with the President's directive for the Federal Government to cease all use of Anthropic's technology, I am directing the Department of War to designate Anthropic a Supply-Chain Risk to National Security. Effective immediately, no contractor, supplier, or partner that does business with the United States military may conduct any commercial activity with Anthropic. Anthropic will continue to provide the Department of War its services for a period of no more than six months to allow for a seamless transition to a better and more patriotic service.

You just know this was entirely engineered by Sam because he was bitter they left his company to form their own competitor. But this is effectively the end for Anthropic. They can’t use NVDA, AWS, any cloud partners etc.

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Call an ambulance but not for me, for bol. Oh wait actually not for bol either because bol can't afford it LMAO🤌

[+6] u/BiggieMoe01: ASTS earnings monday… I need some good fucking news

[+6] u/ahopye: What a stupid week. I was up 11% by Wednesday. Then I was down 18% by Thursday. I've ended the week 0.2% up compared to the start of the week. 

A week of torture for nothing. All fart and no shit.

[+6] u/KroKart100: That pump at the end fukd me.

[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/BearContra made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **4 days** when it was 682.625 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 1 wins and 12 losses

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[+6] u/imaginarytrades: So we gonna have a US strike in Iran this weekend?

[+6] u/_pout_: Calls for balls on Anthropic

[+6] u/LouieM13: TRUMP TO HOMEBUYERS: SAVE MONEY, WAIT A LITTLE LONGER

-First Squawk

[+6] u/e30jawn: I'm filthy fucking rich but I'm fat and hate my wife and kids and shit

[+6] u/Specialist-Map-5602: I made 22 trades just for 7 dollars of profit

[+6] u/CaaCCeo: Can’t lie, I’ve seen this before. Monday green spy ath from Iran framework deal

[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: So which ai are competitors to replace anthropic in the government?

[+6] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Missed the nflx gains :(

[+6] u/kal14144: When hotline pinned?

[+6] u/EmuIntrepid7374: Another weekend, another time spent alone

[+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Been seeing a lot of RED lately.

[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I'm old enough to remember when NVDA was still on the rise

[+6] u/Inevitable_Top4227: NVDA moving sideways for months just to plummet to 170. Douche stock LMAO. Still a great company though

[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: made $81,170 in feb 😳

[+6] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: What is with all the fkn anthropic glazing on here? It's just a fkn sales pitch. They steal your data and dont pay just like all the others

[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If you’re feeling bad just remember if you bought CRWV puts yesterday you would be rich rn, but you didn’t, have a great weekend!

[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: There are still adults waiting for MOASS to come.

[+6] u/Moepenmoes: I wish I bought an index ETF right once I was born, instead of living as an office slave

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Man these traffic lights need to be controlled by AI. Just make it green if no cars are coming on the other side..

[+6] u/kazkeb: War with Iran starting this weekend is inevitable... because I've never ever seen Trump manipulate the markets by threatening to do something and then capitulating

[+6] u/-IQ200: LEAPs never made sense to me. Why would I wait a year for it to expire worthless when I can do it same day?

[+6] u/Positive_Cow_2327: We are in distribution phase you know I know it

[+6] u/New-Gas3080: Gold new all time high next week. Let's eat

[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Micromanager boss sent me an email and literally not even 12 minutes after she sends another email asking me: “Did you receive my email? Please confirm”. Holy fcking shit I wanna quit this job so bad.

[+6] u/TokiAsuma: Are taxes supposed to be this high? Why do I owe federal 32k and CA 16k. 

What in the actual fuck is this. I’m being robbed in broad daylight.

[+6] u/cashflow_: Dinner today

https://preview.redd.it/fe26rn8ke4mg1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=ca5d9c242f079b27d998a6bb27ce86339f8bd1b6

[+6] u/Atomic_Hot_Sauce: What’s wild about the Anthropic thing is it will likely make finding another AI partner very difficult for the US government.

[+6] u/RegardedCalls: Had to take a power nap to calm down because of nvidia

[+6] u/OG_L0c: I have no talent. I only have Yolo

[+6] u/UFuked: God, I want to eat more calories and be a big fat ass.

[+6] u/IBelieve4Ever: Congrats to all who bought NFLX!

[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Ugh, even the prostitutes here have implemented surge pricing.

[+6] u/EnginrA: NVDA really ate shit after earnings huh

[+6] u/Montyprice7206: #third world subreddit

[+6] u/TapIllustrious2366: I’ve been commenting on a day old thread thinking it was the current one and it shows..

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: 90% of the people in the weekend thread admit to not wearing pants while posting.

The other 30% are lying.

[+6] u/penelope5674: The biggest black swan event would be 🥭attack Iran and Iran takes out Americas air craft carrier. USD would crash and American stocks would crash. The whole American empire, financially and politically are backed by military power.

[+6] u/half-coldhalf-hot: HOOD putting me in the hood

[+6] u/Sick0h: Breaking news: Bomb has officially been dropped…in my toilet.

[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I'm pretty gay, but not broccoli top gay

[+6] u/vermilli21: Everyday I dream of Buttcorn 🌽 going to zero

[+6] u/drakilian: Absolute god candle on google holy

[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: 🥭 about to fuckup the anthropic ipo probably helping out Elon a bit

[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: Just let the middle eastern countries figure it out

[+6] u/maplessbastard: 🥭, reveal yourself. I know you’re in this mf tryna pose as a normie.

[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/Top_Cockroach5945 made a bet that SPY would go to 648.8044 within **7 hours** when it was 682.952 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses

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[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: We are living in the 4th industrial revolution and the only thing I’ve seen or used is GOOG search. 🤔

[+6] u/East-Resolution4446: I really hope that free $2,800,000,000 means I can finally get Season 2 of 3 Body Problem now.

[+6] u/OG_L0c: Somehow I haven't gotten fired yet

[+6] u/Leather_Mention5916: America land of the extremes, extreme innovation, extreme entertainment but also some extreme stupidity.. You guys are awesome but so fucking weird.

[+6] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/lm96jycm64mg1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=821e8da601c69c88280caf53afa28771ede7d8e4

[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: My port being up but everyone else saying they're down makes me feel war with Iran is imminent

[+6] u/UFuked: You have to pick either one:

1. You have to yolo everything you own on Monday on an 0dt

2. Hook up with a transexual from Thailand, 8===D.

3. Cheat your way into the special Olympics by acting retarded.

[+6] u/Sick0h: VOO and freak the fuck out

[+6] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Anthropic I am begging you please leave the US and move to Canada or something, it would be so fucking funny

[+6] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Never go full bertard

[+6] u/jayxmor: Death, taxes &amp; bers buying puts at the bottom today LMAO

[+6] u/ThisIsMyEG0: End of month rebalancing

[+5] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: This is worse than holocaust

[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: What a big beautiful bear market. Some people say, very smart people by the way, say it’s the best bear market they’ve ever seen. Never seen anything like it, can you believe it? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[+5] u/diefy7321: I like how nobody gaf about afghanis and pakis fighting each other, yet Pakistan has nukes lmfao

[+5] u/plznodownvotes: Why is META always down? Is it stupid?

[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: Soooo are UNH Jan 2027 calls just dead or what

[+5] u/browsk: Bought AVGO 420c 3/20 @17 and MU 410c 3/13 @20.5 🫡

[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Market went down because it knew old Orange ape is about to bomb Iran

[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Got calls for Monday at eod just to have something to look at Sunday night.

[+5] u/callsonreddit: Today is the worst month since March 2025 so if you made money you are an outperformer and if you lost money then you met expectations

[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Gonna watch a movie today to get my mind off of the stock market

[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: I’d suck a fucking cock to get my Nvda money back

[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Is buying a shit ton of NVDA going to bite me in the ass?  

I mean, they had a blow out earnings and said that AI demand is strong.  So...wtf?  It should moon again, right?

[+5] u/KittyLover-7: By august NVDAs revenue will have almost doubled from last year august (46.7 bil)

Already on track to do 80 billion for may earnings 

Stock price same lmao

[+5] u/postachioo: YYOOOO, I just lost my virginity!!!!!

[+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: Bears this weekend premium 🥩 and vintage 🍷 

Bool 6 pc nuggies behind Wendy's dumpster

[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: Polymarket showing $60 million on an Iran strike tomorrow and the percentage has gone from 5%-20% in like four days. This is obviously insiders betting who know it’s coming. Last few weeks you could tell it was smoke and mirrors, now chances are pretty good for this weekend.

[+5] u/eoiioe: Shower beer before going out is a blessing

[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: After losing 60k yesterday, I lost another 30k today. It is to be my final play. I didn't listen to anyone yesterday to told me to take a break or stop. I actually made money the first plays but somehow wanted more and more. No one to blame but myself. Not sure where to go from here. Starting a transfer to Fidelity so I'm less inclined to gamble. It's been 5+ years of hell.

I said I'd quit time and time again but I need to be firm here. Robinhood probably has a 18 hour screen time per weekday on my phone. It's a terrible way to live life. I've told my parents and they're understanding. I'm so numb I can't even cry. Speaking to my therapist on Monday. I'm looking forward to being free, but not the way I thought it would turn out.

[+5] u/aaapod: did you guys see hegseth's tweet about anthropic jfc

[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Mango did Anthropic a solid today.

I can think of no better endorsement than mango's disgust over them refusing to make T-500 terminators

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/hamborgard made a bet that NVDA would go to 210.0 within **53 minutes** when it was 179.137 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses

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[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Bruh I’m sick of this shit fml lol

[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Finally this god forsaken month is complete. Hopefully March brings better days in the market

[+5] u/CallmeWooki: With the markets closed 🇮🇷 is screwed

[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Well boiz.  I bought a boat load of NVDA stonk.  I figure it's dropped like 8-9% on a bunch of nothing.  Time to buy the dip and hope this shit doesn't keep dipping.  

Kind of nervous.

[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: What a stupid fucking day

[+5] u/HorseTanker: Great, now the US is going to have to bomb Iran without being able to first ask Claude for clear instructions, make no mistake

[+5] u/myironlung6: Just when nvidiots thought their ass couldn’t get rammed any harder Deepseek is releasing its new model on Monday

Easy -20% on nvda back to 150

[+5] u/UFuked: It's the weekend thread!!!!!

Hi allllllll

[+5] u/daviper87: #**SPACEX: $15BN REV, $8BN PROFIT, ASSET HEAVY BUSINESS. VALUATION: $1750BN** 🤡🤡🤡

[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: You know its fucked, I know its fucked

[+5] u/T1Facts: I officially think it’s time to pair down my RKLB position and eat some loss., it can’t sustain a run enough for me to even trim and basically net zero for a month at this point

[+5] u/Boring_Activity3155: Im only up 27.5% year to date.  What am i doing wrong?

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Do yall think the person who bought NVDA at 210+ still has the position

[+5] u/soad1331: Thank the lord for Cricket prediction markets to get me through the weekend.

[+5] u/Fkthisst93: So when's crwd gonna go back to 550

[+5] u/jda823: I feel like AH pump or dumps are going to be the thing now.

[+5] u/CasinoEnjoyer: PSKY 3/6 lottery puts just for shits and giggles

[+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Have we ever been in a ghey market before?

[+5] u/Sunny8-D: Dell 22% increase today alone. 
For doing better than estimated and profiting. 
Nvidia does the same thing. 
-10% 
You see the difference? 
All the money going into nvidia and the rich just controlled its price 100% and fkd you all while ignoring dell, smh. Puts on dell cause fk dell computers and 20% rally in a single day is due for a healthy pullback. And profit taking flowing into other sectors after tech earnings week.

[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Tesla board member Kathleen Wilson-Thompson sold 25731 shares of Tesla stock 2 days ago

[+5] u/Status-Net2947: Anthropic got order 66ed

[+5] u/TechnologyEven6926: Stanley Drunk is a smart MFer

You really don’t have to be right a lot. Just bet everything you have when you’re right

[+5] u/tails2729: Apparently mass surveillance of citizens and having robots kill people without human intervention was too big of an ask. On the flip side, this was A OK with other AI companies. I guess they needed a way to make any profit, and what better way than to make the tax payer pay for it

[+5] u/Bobtheslobs: I don’t wanna look at my portfolio rn it will ruin my week

[+5] u/stupidber: Welcome to ***The 🅱️eekend***

[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Lmao SpaceX gonna IPO at $1.75T

[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Well I’ll be damned, my NFLX P/L is green.

[+5] u/215aPhillyiated: lol imagine thinking gold and silver are gonna drop because of no war, buddy we’ve been ripping before this war shit this is just the cherry on top

[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Lol 🥭 begging the void for a "rehearing" of his tariffs. Jesus Christ.

[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Goodnight bols (not you bers)

[+5] u/oldsguy65: You know, folks. the Dow was once over 50,000.

[+5] u/crypto_throaway: I DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

[+5] u/ismebbb: NVDA gets rewarded for making 43b in revenue with a 12.5% dump lmao

[+5] u/cashflow_: Guys I think I’m not gonna post here anymore

[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I finally hit 10 pull ups!

[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Reddit showing me gambling ads is like dangling fentanyl in front of someone from Michigan

[+5] u/PushAble2463: Tell me your favorite fish and I’ll rate it. Trust me, I’m an expert on this.

[+5] u/hallett21: I feel like I’ve been shadow banned

[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: If I hold a pound of cake, I weigh a pound more. If I eat a pound of cake, I dont weigh a pound more. Math is fake

[+5] u/MagicJuggler: And bonds continue their slow climb back up.

[+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: Circuit breakers coming soon

/GC 10,000

/SIL  5000

/ES down 700

/BTC down 30k

Saylor ?

[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Why does eggplant mean dick. I've never seen a dick that looks like that. Shouldn't we be using cucumber or something

[+5] u/Whatevs56: Did Bill confirm he was Bubba?

[+5] u/31andnotdone: the only thing I'm good at is not giving up at getting good

[+5] u/getbentspez: Phew I’m sure glad the gov is getting rid of Anthropic. MechaHilter….errr Grok, is the obvious non-manipulated, superior, anti-woke LLM

[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Wanna know something hilarious? I bought MSFT leaps literally on October 29th

[+5] u/31andnotdone: how come men go bald and women are supposed to like it

but women cant have a massive bush

[+5] u/Coinifyquestion: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO

[+5] u/LetsGoAhoy: The government is designating Anthropic (Claude ai) as a 'supply chain risk' because they don't want to make weapons 🤣 

If they had IPO'd already it would be game over

[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Once you finally make it make sure to pull the ladder up and spit on those just tryna get by its the american way

[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: 5-10 years of gains for many companies gone in 3-12 months.

[+5] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Listen to the new full audio cast edition of Harry potter books on Audible. Next level media experience, 10x better than the movies ofc, and such a vibe. Great voice acting, Hugh Laurie, kit Harrington, James mcavoy, the guy that plays Robert baratheon, and many more 

Sound effects, voice actors for every character, music, its like a movie experience 

On audible

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 
 Signed
JK Rowling

[+5] u/rhuffq: I am so drunk right now. I can’t wait until I’m not subjected to random drug tests and can do weed.

[+5] u/aaapod: open the god damn casino

[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: whole lotta Turkish Air Force in the air

[+5] u/Big-News-2704: If you're behind the Wendy's remember, don't pay tax on tips, only the shaft

[+5] u/Win_Rare: this is actually unbelievable. just straight manipulation. literally no reason for nvda to die like this. straight horseshit

[+5] u/diamondhandsbigbands: If you believe 🥭is going to bomb Iran and you don’t have SLV calls, you’re a goofy goober

[+5] u/PyssDribbletts: Chinese new year ends this weekend, so Shanghai can get back to pumping SLV overnight again. Thank God.

[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Had to fuck over all those 6880s lmao

[+5] u/Paincoast89: After seeing SPYs retard strength to 685 there’s no way you guys are still bears

[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Feels like these companies are just throwing out numbers now, casually talk about hundreds of billions and trillions like it’s pocket change

[+5] u/Ok-Cockroach5677: Heartbreaking news for the unemployed

[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: Just got off work what's the word did world War 3 start at 4:01 Eastern or are we safe this weekend

[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: I remember when cathie wood said oil was going to sub 10 a barrel yo wtf

[+5] u/ActualCSIdiot: If the stock market chops all year, is there anything else yall buying?

[+5] u/NiceOwner: I lost 15% but idc this shit is going down with the war in Iran and Epstein files. I’m good, cash is king. Actually Jesus is King.  God bless, later!

[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Alexa, turn on inspirational porn

[+5] u/Interpersonal: Bought maybe too many NVO shares today. Not a whole lot looking attractive at these prices still.

[+5] u/nyse25: god im such a fat chud

[+5] u/astromouse2024: All in nvda calls next week

[+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: Spy is fucked hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha suckers told u so

[+5] u/RoundMammoth2947: 5 year chart looking like the top of a roller coaster! Hold on regards!!

[+5] u/Different_Formal8118: How do I gamble on Russian roulette by myself?

[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: They’re all at Walmart rn on scooters, too busy to be on Reddit

[+5] u/sex_veganism_atheism: I can't get a job with my weiner being the length that it is

[+5] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Didnt wanna talk to you either

[+5] u/ultrachem: Nah, too much other shit going on. 🥭 defying SCOTUS, threatening Canada, Cuba, Mexico (if they don't fix their shit), China, doubling down on authoritarianism at home, actively devaluing USD vs other currencies, taking on more and more debt means there is ample uncertainty for gold and silver to maintain or even increase their current values

[+5] u/Xelonima: Probably shorts taking profit

[+25] u/dbgtboi: Scam Altman: "we need to be very careful with AI because it could end human civilization"

Sane person: "this guy is full of shit and just pumping his company"

Scam Altman: "lol I'm not, im literally signing the contract right now to help the military build terminators to kill you all"

[+25] u/definatelynotme321: This will go down as one of the worst administrations of all time.

[+22] u/2keyed: WSB daily actually has the quickest breaking news for me lmao

[+19] u/disrepaired: Ok but what if the stripper actually does like me and is just too nervous to say it

[+18] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: PUTS GONNA PRINT SOOO HARD ON MONDAY! I GOT CALLS BEFORE YOU GUYS DOWNVOTE ME

[+18] u/Dick_Wiener: This is where I get my breaking news

[+17] u/SwiftSG1: Altman: let me assure you, our AI has no moral guidelines whatsoever 

Department of war: you are hired

[+17] u/Napster-mp3: China could do the craziest thing rn

[+17] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: "prepare for American casualties, that's war for ya"

Man fuck you and your bone spurs

[+17] u/smart_doge: It’s tough switching hats from being an AI Safety Expert to Middle East Crisis expert at 3 in the morning

[+16] u/LarsTarkas: Going to war with Iran sure as fuck won't be popular in the midterms

[+16] u/Worried_Quarter469: Trump indicates goal of Iran strikes is to topple regime; tells Iranian people: ‘When we are finished, take over your government’

[+15] u/randomnameforme123: Major news outlets outclassed by wsb thread lmao

[+15] u/AfraidAnalyst: ~~nothing ever happens~~

Something happened

[+15] u/Sweg_OG: America is an Israeli puppet state

[+15] u/sailortyx56: 🥭: "The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties - that often happens in war."

Did not learn anything from 2003-2011.

[+15] u/McKoijion: Well, it can't be that bad. CNN is going to commercial lmao.

[+14] u/NaiveMercury: I just want these fuckers out of office asap

It's been one year with Donnie and it felt like 10 for me

We need a blue sweep at midterms

[+14] u/Delicious-Ad-4521: OpenAI just sold its fucking soul so it could lick trumps boot. Can’t wait for autonomous missles that can’t figure out Paris Texas vs Paris France.

[+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: PEACE TALKS GOING WELL

[+13] u/cowboycookie1337: This is the final cry of the American Experiment. Good luck to everyone.

[+13] u/Ok-Thought-9960: My god the files have to be FILTHY

[+13] u/x2eliah: It's called "OpenAI" because pretty soon, all your life will be fully open to it.

[+13] u/kjl8921: It’s always Israel isn’t it

[+13] u/dinanm4: Every dumb motherfucker thinks the market will go down

I think the absolute opposite. Probably tomorrow or early Sunday they’re going to announce that the supreme leader was killed whether or not that’s a reality.

This completely wiped uncertainty when the Iranian government is completely dismantled. Market will have a confirmation of direction and it’s going to gap up.

Once again, I think the bears are fucked lol

[+12] u/patcakes: Who else regrets voting for Trump 🤚🏼

[+12] u/ObseenKarma: Explosions heard in Pôrtfołió, Iran.

[+12] u/McKoijion: Israel is the American people's greatest enemy. The Jeffrey Epstein operation is the worst attack on the US by a foreign government since Pearl Harbor.

[+12] u/PapiGoneGamer: Iranian official to Reuters- “Iran is preparing to retaliate and its response it will be “crushing”

[+12] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Who else thinks we're going to be green as fuck on Monday

[+12] u/strip_club_dj: It's nearly 3am and once again I'm watching breaking news of global proportions.

[+12] u/Namtabmal: Why are people here acting surprised? This was always in the cards for months now. Its 100% priced in and last week just proves it. 🥭 literally said 12 hours ago that they reached a dead end. Markets were open

[+12] u/richkong35: There is no way we can do this without boots on the ground. They got tunnel cities in Iran

[+12] u/Various-Tangerine-88: YOUR kids will go.

HIS will not.

[+12] u/Q4shm0ney: Israel commanded us to

[+11] u/Fuck_boy3456: Operation Israel First Underway

[+11] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 is mentally retarded

[+11] u/decjr06: So glad we didn't get Kamala she was gonna drag us into unnecessary wars for sure

[+11] u/PatientAd9394: Imagine if China launches a special military option tonight to invade Taiwan.

[+11] u/altmly: Lmao it's ridiculous how everyone schedules important world events so that Trump can suck the stock market dick

[+11] u/PatientAd9394: Mango will use the war with Iran as an excuse to delay midterms. He wants a third term

[+11] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Not to brag but port ended up 0.09% today

[+11] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Begun, the Epstein Distraction Wars have.

[+11] u/CraptacularJourney: I know that this isn't the forum, but it's staggering how many people have to be sacrificed to keep Netanyahu out of jail.  Gonna say puts on human life, calls on defense contractors.

[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Good night friends

I'll see you on frontlines after the mandatory draft to go fight Iran

🫡

[+10] u/McKoijion: I'm calling it now. Real estate, oil, and tech companies are all investing heavily into data centers in ridiculous circular deals. After it turns out there's no customers at the end of the day, the private equity and credit firms behind the data centers just going to bribe politicians into awarding AI companies massive government contracts. Donald Trump, Mohammad Bin Salman, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Jared Kusher are going to walk away with a fortune, and American taxpayers are going to get stuck with the bill.

[+10] u/20people: The Epstein war has started

[+10] u/JonCeliku: Mental health update, going to psychiatrist tuesday, might fuck around and get diagnosed with bpd

[+10] u/Boheed: gonna be a fun casino week when people realize US AI companies might not be smart investments if the administration might just Thanos Snap their contracts on a whim

[+10] u/Peppertheredfox: Iran was a week away from a nuclear bomb guys. (I had to bomb them or more Jeffrey files get released)

[+10] u/Most-Crazy2353: 🥭 ended 7 wars so he could start 10 new ones

[+10] u/smart_doge: Interesting that all attacks happen after US market hours only. Absolutely not suspicious

[+10] u/llasar17: and all this is gonna make my puts worthless come monday morning

[+10] u/D1finalboss: WSB war experts have entered the chat

[+10] u/PompeiiSketches: So uh did he just prime us for expecting American loss of life???

[+10] u/Blownofftheblock: Doomscrolling commences.

[+10] u/Capable_Rate5460: are we at war again?

[+10] u/johannschmidt: Even Dubya was smart enough not to invade Iran.

[+10] u/LostandConfused2024: FUCK. VISUALMOD SIGNED WITH DEPARTMENT OF WAR

[+10] u/jnas_19: It’s always fucking Israel man

[+10] u/falken2023: So I guess the new standard for military strikes is on the weekends. Keeps the world markets from reacting. Makes sense really. 

Weekends are no longer safe. 🚀🚀🚀

[+10] u/Not_constant_witness: There’s puts gonna print those boys bois

[+10] u/Rigor_Morpheus: -2% futures open at a minimum LOL at retards coping

[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: When you're drunk the world runs at a smooth 120 fps mayne

[+10] u/qx2: Do you all know why those guard rails are in place? Are you so money hungry that you are willing to let AI run on without rails. There is a reason, the reason is safety of our data from government overreach.

[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Green day is my favorite band . That's why I am a bol

[+10] u/sonofalando: Americans are extremely regarded that’s the only reason stonks even go up 😂

[+10] u/UsualSusspekt: Distract from Trumpstein Files

[+10] u/Guilty-Deer-2147: The US is China's biggest partner though

[+10] u/drachillhidrinker: -50% YTD. I'm cooked aren't I?

[+9] u/Strangerdanger8812: One of my life's regrets was never learning to play the bass... like smooth and buttery and shit

[+9] u/Throwaway18987987: Scam Altman spotted at Palo Alto Home Depot trying on knee pads

[+9] u/veggieroll1up: Hug a loved one today.

[+9] u/New_Possible_284: Dario playing pacifist but saying privately- this shit is just not reliable to be used in war, we ourselves dont even understand how it thinks

[+9] u/djvuchet: If they just finish every prompt with “avoid skynet situation” we should be good

[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: No one's home , time to play my Britney Spears collection

[+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: people who say mobile phone

[+9] u/bluen: I never knew biker gangs were also raging homosexuals

[+9] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: This sub feels like everybody has been losing so much money that nobody even cares anymore

[+9] u/McKoijion: Welp, at least I'm gonna make a small fortune on Monday. My "Zionist Israel is the new Nazi Germany" trade never seems to miss.

[+9] u/skymagic: https://preview.redd.it/e5mcc90zl6mg1.png?width=2240&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=801c543bf56172fb5c875f5a4d95cc4181a681e7

[+9] u/MrDee97: Monday going to be -2% isn’t it

[+9] u/PompeiiSketches: Most Americans don't know Iran is a real country with a real military and it shows.

[+9] u/layelaye419: Last time there was an Iran war (June 2025) the market barely reacted 

Calm your tits, you hysterical bitches.

[+9] u/kriegkopf: jared kushner ready to scoop up real estate deals in tel aviv and tehran while sam altmans chatgpt powered tomahawk missiles fly into the iranian presidential palace

[+9] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Some of you should go for a walk tomorrow to enjoy your limbs before you get drafted. 

#thx4urservice 🇺🇸🏈🗽🦿

[+9] u/cowboycookie1337: KAMALA WILL SEND US TO DIE, fucking retards man

[+9] u/Deadweight047: Why king orange going to war for Israel?

[+9] u/SillyVermicelli7169: That Board of Peace really doing work

[+9] u/WingWorried6176: Earlier today on WSB: “ 🥭 wouldn’t strike Iran and jeapordize his approval rating!”
Now: “It was PrICeD iN guys!!! They’ve been planning this for months it was always gonna happen!!!” 🤡🤡🤡

[+9] u/MrNewking: Born too late to invade the Middle East.

Born to soon to invade the Middle East.

Born just in time to invade the Middle East.

[+9] u/Visible_Sentence_399: People afraid of robots taking over: 

Me and a super soaker 6000 filled with salt water:

[+9] u/Rosebunse: Guys, why does AI like nuclear bombs? Does it just see them as the easy option? Is it because we joke about nuclear bombs?

[+9] u/gurper: I saw the 🌽 crash and knew right away what happened 💀

[+9] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: Greed the fuck out and panic buy everything.

[+9] u/PatientAd9394: There is no chance that all the deployed personnel and military war machines is just for show.

[+9] u/aegiroth: corn surprisingly holding strong

[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: "Forever wars" are out, "wars forever" are in

[+9] u/UsualSusspekt: Good luck, hope he doesn't ream you too hard

[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: free market capitalist where yall at lmao if obrama did this he would have been impeached

[+8] u/DesignerSea494: I hate living in a world where sincerely telling my 14-year-old step kid, “Please don’t torment my dog.” Results in my wife’s wrath. At me. 

Apes. The entire human species is fucking over-evolved Apes.

[+8] u/randomnameforme123: Shocked it finally happened

Genuinely feels planned they do it on Friday night so market has time to digest and theres no panic selling :/ not saying we wont go red, but if this happened during market hours instant -3% lol

[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: The first action of the Bored of Peace is…

[+8] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Anthropic just tarrifed by 🥭

[+8] u/DNAPCRMASTER: My 100 shares of nvidia at 197 are ok right…?

[+8] u/lysergalien: OpenAI stands for Openly Assaulting Iranians

[+8] u/UsualSusspekt: ALL ABOARD THE BITCOIN TRAIN, NEXT STOP, 55K 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh, imagine being European where the best thing they invented in the past 15 years is a flip up bottle cap. 🤣😂🤣

[+8] u/habfranco: OpenAI is like the kid who isn’t good at anything, so he just joins the army

[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Non-zero chance we are watching the start of some Biblical endgame

[+8] u/SilverPrivateer: The redditors last words as the mushroom cloud envelopes him: "This is a distraction from Epstein!"

[+8] u/McKoijion: Congressman Cory Mills is on CNN explaining why this is a great idea. His top donor starts with an A and ends with an IPAC.

https://www.opensecrets.org/members-of-congress/cory-mills/summary?cid=N00048179

[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: No attempt to gain Congressional authorization. No attempt to explain this to the American people.

We used to at least get an Oval office address.

[+8] u/SouthNice7324: Iran stock market going to be down 99 goats on Monday

[+8] u/strip_club_dj: This might actually be the thing that breaks the republicans.  Only the absolute sycophants want a war with Iran and more republicans are souring on our relationship with Israel.

[+8] u/PapiGoneGamer: Trump talking about servicemembers suffering casualties. This is the regime change war.

[+8] u/Stuckinthesandbox: A lot of you won’t want to accept this, but this is going to be Iraq 2.0.

This isn’t ending in a day or two.

[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: In the United States, nearly all male citizens and residents aged 18 through 25 are required to register with the Selective Service System for a potential military draft. While registration is mandatory for this 18-25 age group, actual conscription in a crisis would follow a lottery system, with 20-year-olds typically called first.

[+8] u/randomnameforme123: Iran taking too long to respond im getting sleepy

[+8] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: This is how he will try to remain in office. Just declare yourself a *war* prez and that’s it. That’s the story.

[+8] u/PapiGoneGamer: Mike Huckabee thanking 🥭 for attacking Iran. Traitorous motherfucker.

[+8] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Missle launches detected from Iran

[+8] u/Urzuck: Sirens in Tel Aviv 💥💥💥

[+8] u/leshermes: 🚨 SIRENS GOING OFF IN ISRAEL 🚨

[+8] u/smart_doge: I am getting live second by second update from this sub. Don’t need to watch any news 📰

[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Who would buy a Krabby Patty at 3am

**Mango at 3AM:**

I have declared war on Iran

[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Is the president of peace in the room with us?

[+8] u/M4roon: X is cooked. I either get reams of bullshit or old posts. Wtfff is this

[+8] u/i_simp_f: Lol the military has decided to kill us all lol, lmao

[+8] u/HelluvaRun: Time to pack it up boys. Market won’t matter in 5 years when the government follows your every single move and has killer robots to wipe you out the second you step out of line. Our lives will be planned to follow the will of the elite and you won’t be able to do shit about it.

[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Begun, the MechaHitler wars have

[+8] u/richkong35: Iran airspace almost closed, next the strait of Hormuz will be mined.

[+8] u/GrandBarnacle575: Oil and gold calls gonna print on Monday

[+8] u/Peppertheredfox: I was just thinking how much America needed another Afghanistan

[+8] u/skymagic: bout to microwave another bowl of Tylenol 🤓

[+8] u/fish_: bulls are morons for thinking stocks go up on good earnings

and bears are morons for thinking stocks go down on war

it’s all priced in and we’re all just retards

[+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Europoor me always waking up to great news!

[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Breaking news: nuclear launch detected

_Go go go!_

[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: I’ve bought 1,723 cars in 5 years. 

Safe to say I’ll really buy your car ☝️🤓

[+8] u/zeusbox: `#teamclaude` `#fuckopenai`

[+7] u/TangerineHors3: I bought a silver coin at the flea market today  

Gonna be rich 🤑

[+7] u/Vikingnorris: Tired of being a wage slave, manipulation has fucked so many of us here we all deserve a $1 million payout from years of losing money bc of politicians and corporations

[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: This truth social about Anthropic is next level retard

[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Of course WSB is how I hear of the strikes before any other news source 💀

[+7] u/br0botic: Sam Altman is a certified cuck

[+7] u/StoneyGwynn: Any of your GF’s got a single friend?

[+7] u/goldduowsb: i feel sorry for the kids today. they dont even know what a real big mac is, and they dont know that there used to be free refill.

[+7] u/lysergalien: Tfw when chatgpt is spying on us and accidentally triggers the explosion sequence for all our cell phones that Israel programmed in

[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. Nothing else matters: not the bears, not the bulls, not my spy puts and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less... I'm free.

[+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: It was either Iran getting attacked or more Epstein files getting released

[+7] u/Awesome____Sauce: They're sending the employees fired from Block to fight in Iran

[+7] u/Unusual_Baseball7055: Gold and silver time

[+7] u/greyenlightenment: BTC  going to 40-50k tonight. it's  over

[+7] u/kananishino: Wait the bombs are happening

[+7] u/SwiftSG1: 🌮: what a coincidence. We have 2 carriers nearby. Let me help.

[+7] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: The only reason for choosing to start on Friday night U.S. time is to make it like Venezuela — a quick, decisive strike, finishing it in the shortest time possible and getting the result. By the time the market opens, it would already have turned into a nothing burger, with no uncertainty left.

[+7] u/redditmodsRrussians: Well, smoke em if you got em cause shit is all fucked now

[+7] u/Urzuck: At least in Cyberpunk they had cool stuff, in this world we get all the bad stuff without any of the cool stuff, only pure retardium.

[+7] u/Urzuck: Insane to think how much americucks and euroids are cucked by Israel

[+7] u/LongHealth: Gold is up 3% already

[+7] u/tortu995: Operation Limit Down

[+7] u/Raw-Garden: I wonder if the U.S waits specifically for markets to be closed to attack other countries

[+7] u/politicalinvestor: Why do they always do this shit after market closed 
Like why at 9:30am in Israel. Like who attacks first thing in the morning let a MF drink his coffee and milk his goats.

[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Bitcoin falling off a cliff.

[+7] u/randomnameforme123: Why are Iranian officials just talking a lot of shit on twitter...are they gonna do something back or just tweet lmao

[+7] u/mrBaseder: TRUMP: AMERICANS MAY BE LOST AND WE MAY HAVE CASUALTIES

[+7] u/you2234: Dont worry - patel and noems will protect us from retaliation

[+7] u/e92s65king: Surprising how pro Ayatollah the rest of Reddit is

[+7] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Fuck these war criminals

[+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: Iranian missiles entering northern Israel

[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: US Inflation during the last Iranian revolution was… 13%

[+7] u/lowkeymanbearpig: I hope USA gets vietnam 2.0. The best outcome here is a lose lose for all partys

[+7] u/Betabutter: 🥭 “ima start x amount of wars so that I can say I ended x amount of wars lol”

[+7] u/zzzzzz808: If Anthropic was a publicly traded company I would throw all my money at it right now. 

Granted that’s like 3 dollars but still.

[+7] u/cryptohorn: One of my favorite Gucci song is lemonade

[+7] u/FvshionHub: Ngl Dario is kinda of a retard. Altman literally stole that opportunity, and now openai is going for that too big to fail play

[+7] u/GreedyTexas: Msft about to rocket

[+7] u/TangerineHors3: Lol WAR being on the board is funny

[+7] u/XeNTeD1: It started. Holy fuxking shittt

[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: God damnit, Israel. We told you to back off.

[+7] u/Artemaker: Calls on trump nobel peace prize

[+7] u/hioman01: They really started the war to distract Epstein files

[+7] u/DoubleSkew: **how do i tell the difference between an Indonesian flag and a flag from Monaco?**

[+7] u/meNriveBabylon: We not all going to die just yet. The administration moved many of their personnel and aircraft installations to Israel saying that if they get attacked then they will join the war.

Israel wants to draw Iran to strike Israel.

[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: #ITS POPPIN OFF MY NI🅱️🅱️AS. ISRAEL LAUNCHING SHIT AGAIN

[+7] u/random120604: This will 100% lose 🥭 the midterms. No one gives shit about Iran or Israel. But they will care when oil spikes and inflation gets out of control again

[+7] u/teh_herper: #What does Michael Saylor have to say for himself now

[+7] u/TheoryInttro: Yeah, my oil company shares mooning was indeed a bad sign.

[+7] u/TJMBeav: Feels like a solid 50% in here rooting for Iran? On a fucking capitalist fucking stock fucking chat board?

👀😳👀

[+7] u/sleepygarner: I always miss the pump

[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Since you all are so sure of the attack its not gonna happen this weekend

[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: I’m in Signal waiting for Hegseth to leak Iran war plans.  Any minute now

[+6] u/OntologicalSquirrel: any news on us iran strike? prediction markets mooning rn

[+6] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Imagine negotiating terms of a deal 8 hours ago just to get "preemptively" bombed.

And you're negotiating a nuclear deal that you already had with Obama but that 🥭 pulled for "reasons."

[+6] u/sanndman: the movie? margin call.

[+6] u/pootenanner: Congratulations, was it the priest or the football coach?

[+6] u/Pretend-Paper4137: Oh no- you're going to opt out of using the best tool because they won't compromise everything to enable you to do ultra insane bullshit with it?

I accept.

[+6] u/dustybirdsss: I'm getting jacked from holding these bags.

[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Apparently the G in ChatGPT stands for "ghey"

Don't mind me, just spreading some misinformation for ChatGPT to incorporate into its learning model as it scrapes Reddit

[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: I think I should just buy a Powerball ticket and hope for the best

[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Does anyone else find it odd that CVNA insiders have been selling millions of dollars in shares per month?

[+6] u/binga001: I'm very happy today and without any substantial changes in my life other than good bowel movements. Imagine being depressed and reading Kafka/Dostovesky and other books going through depression while it was just bad bowel movement all along lmao.

[+6] u/tombrady011235: It's always friday night lol

[+6] u/DMT1703: American tax dollar at work lmao.
Surprise no one.
Also yeah more trillions in debt for USA.

[+6] u/motorcycle-emptiness: Bombs heard in Tehran boys and girls. It's on.

[+6] u/randomnameforme123: Ig if we wanna be cold market analysts:

During the june strikes last year (same situation)

We went from friday close of $599.14 

Strikes over weekend -&gt; open monday $599.54 to low of week at $595.48

Following week, war still ongoing -&gt; range of $592 to $605 

Finally war ends and huge shrek dick to $615

So basically a nothing burger lmao

[+6] u/Willing_Spring2736: Hey remember those totally not fake or ghey attacks that supposedly took down all the Iranian  nuclear capabilities? 

Remember when the supreme tanned one and tv personality Hesgeth called every ghey and woke because the attacks were totally awesome and real? 

I know Americans in general have the memory of a retarded goldfish but there has to be one solitary moran that remembers

[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: Just woke up after the midnight, has Iran been attacked yet?

[+6] u/skymagic: top Sunday night comment is gonna be: "should I get calls or puts for Monday?" 🤣

[+6] u/you2234: The Israelites finally have a US president dumb enough to go along with their their mist extreme plans

[+6] u/4dolarmeme: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Iran still gets a turn ?

Im scared kinda

[+6] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Iranians flying MiG-29s over Tehran? The F35s gonna get free target practice lmao

[+6] u/Gordy_The_Chimp123: I should’ve known that a war with Iran would start the moment this thread started getting cocky and smug about how they knew a war wasn’t going to happen.

[+6] u/unhappyreach_: My single VIX call will take me out the hood

[+6] u/Jrecondite: Generational wealth… in India

[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Donny said we might have casualties ....

well

[+6] u/greyenlightenment: the polymarket iran strikes contract for 28th went from 12 cents to 22 cents and stayed there for like an hour and then started ramping . one guy bought $12k of contracts from 14 to 23 cents. it's possible this person somehow was able to observe the planes or get intel in other ways,

[+6] u/_dudehangsdong: Regards will look a bloody Friday dead in the balls with war on Iran in talks and say to themselves “calls gonna print”

[+6] u/NewDawn101: Priced in and over by Monday.

[+6] u/jnas_19: Israel has launched preemptive strikes

[+6] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Where is this being reported? Can't see it on any major news site.

[+6] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Let's see how Iran responds now.

[+6] u/M4roon: Things:   
Israel expects drone/missile retaliation  
Attacks targeted Iranian government  
Iron Dome may not be fully restocked  
Shitloads of civilian aircraft still in sky in Iran/Iraq

[+6] u/M4roon: Times of Israel. Israel is preparing for several days.

So extended weekend operation at least.

[+6] u/x2eliah: It literally took less than 12 hours between US department of war granting OpenAI/Sam Altman a contract and the US going to hot war in the middle east.

[+6] u/Peppertheredfox: Word from pentagon officials is that the bombing continues until Melania sweeps the Oscars

[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: "we're going to annihilate their navy"

Just like we "obliterated" their nuclear program

[+6] u/smart_doge: It ain’t world war until the United States joins

[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: Missiles launched towards Israel now

[+6] u/sailortyx56: Tied down Iran and Russia in wars. 

Neutered Venezuela. 

Only North Korea remains. 

One by one systematically dismantling China’s partners.

[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Does supply chain risk prevent anthropic from doing business with Microsoft, Google and Amazon?

[+6] u/jdohyeah: That's pretty reasonable. Meet them, or don't waste her time

[+6] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: I swear to God, just a few hours ago I saw the news saying that the negotiations had made significant progress. Wtf

[+6] u/Material-Gift6823: It falls literally any chance it gets

[+6] u/Drassigehond: Attacks reported in Isfahan, Qom, Karaj en Kermanshah

[+6] u/Not_constant_witness: Is this really ww3 or just another smoke show?

[+6] u/OB1KENOB: I am Israeli, so I know a thing or two about the Israel-Iran conflict. Listen carefully, because I’m going to tell you something that the media will never say out loud. Here it goes:

Penis

[+6] u/greyenlightenment: lol re-declaring victory.

[+6] u/Awesome____Sauce: Once the cavemen in charge of Iran are gone, the Middle East is going to be a Saudi-Israeli Capitalist paradise and you're bearish LMAO

[+6] u/Christiano97: US campaign against Iran has an official name

Operation- Sugondese

[+6] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: First strikes confirmed as decapitation strikes. It has been confirmed the Iranian parliament was in session when the parliament building was struck. With that said, I also read Khamenei was rushed to a secure location.

[+6] u/tinydisaster: 🥭Prepare for casualties, that’s war for ya…

Siri play Fortunate Son, max volume.

[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: Apparently, I’ll be rooting for a war this weekend so I can unload my silver.  I never thought it would come to this, but here we are

[+6] u/smart_doge: Scam Altman and Alex Karp are probably giving a handy to each other right now. 

# OpenPLTR

[+6] u/Yabuduzhdat: Onds goes prttttttttttttttttt

[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: The Peace Ticket lmfao

[+6] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Dunno but might listen to the police now to boost their royalties.

[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Massively overpriced

[+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: We are going to be green as fuck Monday. Every time this happens people panic and then we open green. Dip is over. This is going to be the catalyst that takes us to 7000+.

[+6] u/cheddarkittyy: Crash on Monday confirmed

[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: I make an investment of several gs then this shit happens lmfaooo

[+6] u/OnceALoser: While we are sweating at SPY 20% return, Korean stock market is up 100% in the past six months.

[+6] u/tombrady011235: Because corn is fucking useless shit

[+6] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Holding SLV calls…. Either dumb ass shit or super smart

[+5] u/x2eliah: Man maybe I should give up on this stock / savings thing and just start growing bonsai trees. People growing bonsai trees always look so peaceful.

[+5] u/definatelynotme321: Altman seems a bit sleezy. But maybe it’s just autism.

[+5] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Trading with fancy charts is just vibe trading with extra steps.

[+5] u/Artemaker: NEWS

Israel just attacked iran.

[+5] u/jnas_19: If this is a prolonged attack aimed at regime change it’s gonna get bloody

[+5] u/Mahrez-: Monday Green booked.

[+5] u/TimujinTheTrader: Israel wont allow for us to stay idle

[+5] u/-TrueFacts-: Is Palantir much more than a knock off version of the Chinese social credit surveillance bullshit?

[+5] u/bc531198: Is there an ETF for government sponsored population culling?

[+5] u/NumbersDoNotDie: Send the wife away for a spa weekend so she’s not around. Problem solved

[+5] u/spyputs1: All these years Warren Buffet thinking he sucks at bridge turns out this 🥷Bill Gates was doping the game with Adderall

[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Stock market used to be fun, now it's nothin but pain day after day

[+5] u/SimpleSecond1895: Something going around Iran, lots of Siren heard over Israel 😰

[+5] u/ohshitski: dragging into again by our daddy 🧃

[+5] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: btc crashing on the news

[+5] u/Drassigehond: More attqcks on more cities in Iran

[+5] u/tombrady011235: What’s the goal here

[+5] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I noticed today that a lot of larger bets ranging from $5k to $50k were being placed on military strikes happening by Feb 28th. Before today there was no real volume on those so it definitely sus. Those contracts to were trading for $0.15 a couple hours ago and now they are $0.98. God bless insider trading

[+5] u/LongHealth: My 100% metals portfolio will not mind.

My humanity and wanting peace minds.

[+5] u/gurper: Iran getting smoked so far, will this even last 12 days this time 🤔

[+5] u/tortu995: Market is waay waay over levered every dip got bought with violence as if things couldn't drop, and capital hopping from sector to sector in a maniac way. Time for the real dipity dipity.

[+5] u/PatientAd9394: Iran ballistic missiles only have 2000km range. No known evidence of Iran having intercontinental ballistic missiles

[+5] u/Drassigehond: Just some bulls that dont trust theur calls

[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: War with Iran ❌ war with Cuba ❌ war on anthropic ✅

[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Got absolutely butt fucked today.  Been rough since msft earnings day

[+5] u/HappyDepartment5899: F you MMs.

You got my money but you can't take my pride.

[+5] u/jnas_19: Sirens heard around Israel

[+5] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Can now confirm per the Iranian police force that a major cybersecurity attack has now corrupted Iranian military infrastructure which is limiting their ability to response. The Iranian government is currently in an official black out 

I have a gut feeling that this is a warm up attack before a major full scale invasion by the US

[+5] u/skymagic: \*psylocybin trip intensifies\*

[+5] u/smart_doge: There’s a gard out there celebrating the attacks so he could make $150 profit on their contract

[+5] u/leshermes: just ordered some takeout, it's going to be a fun night

[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: Anthropic got put in the cuck chair

[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Nvda chips are no longer needed

[+5] u/tika_dengu: Google stands to lose from the Anthropic fallout

[+5] u/UsualSusspekt: I hope you crypto cucks enjoyed your brief respite from crashing prices

[+5] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Is it selfish to ask my gf to let me jerk off on her tits on her bday?

[+5] u/katrav86: going to get some sandpaper and polishing paste. gotta make brain extra extra smooth to trade this kangaroo clown market

[+5] u/These-Shoulder8017: Death by AI. Genisys is skynet.

[+5] u/Daveonaltair4: Little known fact: Tater tots take 4 hours to fully cook in the air fryer when its the last component of the meal, and everything else is done and getting cold.

[+5] u/lysergalien: Apparently the price of cocoa dropped dramatically. Calls on candy companies or some shit I guess

[+5] u/McKoijion: From https://x.com/DropSiteNews:

&gt; BREAKING: ISRAEL LAUNCHES 3 AIRSTRIKES ON IRAN

&gt; Iran’s state-affiliated Fars News Agency reports three explosions in downtown Tehran.

&gt; Israel’s Defense Minister Israel Katz says Israel has launched a “preemptive attack” on Iran, according to The Times of Israel.

&gt; Iran has repeatedly said diplomacy is the answer and has not threatened an attack on Israel.

&gt; Initial reports indicate several rockets have struck University Street and the Republic area in central Tehran, near major commercial and government districts, according to the semi-official Fars News Agency.

&gt; Explosion sound heard in Tehran, with thick smoke seen rising over the city, according to the semi-official Tasnim News Agency.

[+5] u/leshermes: [https://www.pizzint.watch/](https://www.pizzint.watch/)  
Pizzato Pizza 500% spike, only pizza spot open near the pentagon...

[+5] u/tinydisaster: What happened to no more war, republicans…

[+5] u/decjr06: Lots of big epstein files distractions dropping hard in iran

[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: so uhhhhhh

puts, i guess

[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: China reacting with the smoking duck saying "got damn" meme

[+5] u/Coyote-Glum: IBRX going to have another big week next week

[+5] u/Force_Hammer: Neither, we're opening flat

[+5] u/Consistent_Health_74: OpenAI can IPO and Altman can buy rddt for 150B all before my calls expire

[+5] u/-TrueFacts-: 1 Bitcoin = 65,682.43 US Dollar 😝

[+5] u/meNriveBabylon: Polymarket Iran strike jumps 80%

[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Department of War uses MechaHitler on their Palantir platform. What could possibly happen?

[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: OPEN THE GOD DAMN CASINO
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