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[+80] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 1. Start company
2. Issue shares
3. Buy fake internet money
4. Issue more shares
5. Change company name
6. Aliens
[+56] u/Apfelmoes_: 🥭 :
# "We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This"
[+55] u/EatMoreSleepMore: Turns out having a retard for president doesn’t help the market
[+46] u/Poather: Market believes AI will replace all SaaS while simultaneously being unprofitable and overhyped.
[+44] u/Internal_Field5970: I have not seen the color green this entire month
[+37] u/nikerock: Damn, MSFT basically just erased their entire 2025 gain lol.
[+37] u/jwood14521: So anthropic can just go announce whatever now and take 10% out of market caps of any company they want?
[+37] u/Ok_Cry7572: opens instagram
yep, everyone's life is still better than mine
closes instagram
opens wsb reddit
ah yes. my fellow regards
[+36] u/WizofWallstreet: Honestly fuck every American that voted for this, dude is pump and dumping the economy with his friends and doing damage that will Prol lead to a recession. You really think the dems wouldn’t have just kept things going. It’s like BB we had a good thing it was like clockwork and now the market is fucked potentially forever.
[+35] u/astrawberryandakiwi: This sub told me Microsoft was a generational buying opportunity at 400. I shouldn’t have listened
[+34] u/looool_k_libtard: There will be no companies left by 2030 besides coal mines
[+32] u/Clear-West747: If an Anthropic employee says sorry, would that make them an Anthropologist?
[+31] u/Brazilian-options: The market is fucking regarded lmaooo
AI will disrupt every fucking sector in the economy, but apparently the hyperscalers, whom provide the AI service, are worthless.
[+29] u/ThaliaFaye: 50% VT, 15% indiv stocks, 35% options
one must strike a balance between being a boglehead and being regarded
[+29] u/Sick0h: 9:30 am: Market starts rallying.
9:34 am 🥭: RAHBDKAHFIANDHBALHAHAB
[+25] u/Fkthisst93: Lost 12 k today. See you guys next paycheck
[+25] u/winner_in_life: Watching anthropic cries about Chinese models after stealing and pirating people’s work to train their AI is mind blowing
[+23] u/AlpacaDream7: HIMS having a hard time getting it up?
[+21] u/lamewoodworker: Holy fuck today was insane. they are going to take my fucken thumbs.
Im so stupid, in so fucken stupid.
[+21] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I am a retarded that I lost both on calls and puts today
[+21] u/Emilio___Molestevez: 3 things I use everyday: $HIMS $RDDT $HOOD
never buy what you like
[+20] u/orsomeshitidk: I have a very privileged life and shit still seems so fuckin’ bummer lmao. Idk how the lower class does it man
[+20] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: I don't know who started calling it "bag 7" but I absolutely love that lmao
[+20] u/OrangeSlicer: $MSFT will shut its doors in 3 months. I don’t know if there’s any blood left to bleed at this point.
[+19] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #WERE PUTTING CLAUDE INTO THE DICK PILLS
[+18] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #if Nvidia misses earnings we are fooked beyond belief and it won’t be funny more
I don’t think ya realize how in danger your parents money are
Sucking pp in the back of Wendy’s will be the last of our concerns
[+17] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: when I grow up I want to be an algorithm
[+17] u/BIP3N: Gentlemen, my taxes show that I traded approx 5mil for a net loss of -$672.36.
[+17] u/Inca-Vacation: Vow of poverty for lent.
[+16] u/Neader: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+16] u/EasterEuropeanRegard: This market is obvious. Just long fuckin gold and sit back. What the fuck you all doing destroying your folios
[+16] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Some of you are clever, but most of you aren’t
[+16] u/ATUGA: Crowdstrike got absolutely murdered over the last two trading days.
Anthropic should go to jail for what it’s doing to these software stocks.
[+16] u/d33p7r0ubl3: It’s been a real pleasure losing money with you regards.
[+16] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bols actually make me feel bad for them on acting all depressed on red days only for them to turn around and tell me to go fuck myself on green days. You get no sympathy
[+15] u/MagnumSipper77: Copper seems like the obvious next big commodity, but it’s not up 100% in 3 months so I think ima wait till then.
[+15] u/Internal_Field5970: 🌽 is dropping to 47k tonight to honor President Trumps State of the Union tomorrow as the 47th president
[+15] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Mango is so unpopular, that his own supporters trying to kill him is barely news.
[+15] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: HIMS was not the move god damn
[+15] u/Ok-Analysis4121: 🥭 used war with Iran in the past tense. We are fucked.
[+14] u/GoZukkYourself: I had no idea MSFT was a 🌽 adjacent stock.
[+14] u/hurryanil: “If all you ever did was buy high-quality stocks on the 200-week moving average, you would beat the S&P 500 by a large margin over time.”
Charlie munger.
MSFT 2% away from 200 week MA.
[+14] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Many thought Calls on HIMS
Many thought Puts on HIMS
MMs thought Theta Fk retail to the mf who YOLOed HIMS that was the sell signal.
[+14] u/Initial_Ad_9250: https://preview.redd.it/cn9ll9izablg1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25e5644f98125251a1baba65fc3b7ec1870a060
Bols this guy is being an asshole rn
[+14] u/leestowncat: Lots of careers were ended today.
[+14] u/Kickboy21: GOOD JOB MSFT WAY TO GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK FUCK YOU
[+14] u/BatApprehensive9908: I headed over to the btc megathread.
Lmao the comments are like 2 hours apart
[+14] u/Sandvicheater: In an alternate reality Trump could've walked into the white house did nothing but play golf all day and tell the top people in government to keep doing what they're doing and he would've been the top 10 presidents of all time.
[+14] u/plznodownvotes: Trump is a small dicked fat retard
[+13] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/VisibleCucumber2786 made a bet that HIMS would go to 14.8 within **1 day** when it was 15.58 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: MSFT pumping after hours (+0.30$)
[+13] u/ConstantAd1: I own 40,000 shares of a company but it's trading at like $0.05
still feel like a king
[+13] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: THE BLOOD FLOW HAS REACHED THE HIMS
[+13] u/Independent-Assist13: The day nvidia misses earnings is the day we genuinely go homeless
[+13] u/aftherith: Msft owns approximately 1.4% of Anthropic. So at least there's that. The price of Microsoft can only fall by another roughly 98.5%.
[+13] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Ai taking over software is worse lie than 9/11 inside job
[+13] u/Ok_Cry7572: It's a shame that good hearted people have no interest in positions of power.
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: MSFT is a generational buying opportunity at $384.47.
[+12] u/Jeffoxy: anthropic now performing oral stimulation behind popular fast food restaurants
[+12] u/SmurfStop: I just saw Saylor drop to his knees in Walmart
[+12] u/3boobsarenice: humans obsolete in 5 years...
[+12] u/trent_upscale: Helicoptering my junk rn
[+12] u/BIP3N: I’ve lost every trade I’ve made this year.
[+12] u/MusingsAndMind: holding cash, saving to buy the next top
[+12] u/Even-Square-6246: HOOD BAGHOLDER OF 2026
[+12] u/hallett21: Vibe trading is the only profitable trading.
[+11] u/Actual_Difference617: MSFT used to trade at one of the highest premium in bag7 just few months ago. Crazy how quick sentiments change.
[+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: Imagine if you tried to diversify and your port was NVO, IBM and HOOD
[+11] u/WallofNarwhal: The voices in my head are telling me tomorrow is going to be a green day
[+11] u/BatApprehensive9908: Remember, someone out there bought btc at 120k
[+11] u/EvolvingDior: MSTR is proof that the SEC is a worthless government agency that has strayed way off from its original mission.
[+11] u/Country_Gravy420: I don't know who needs to hear this, but fuck you
[+11] u/callsonreddit: r/valueinvesting said MSFT a buy and it drops 3%
Damn they good
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: MrBeast reveals he's working on a video where 2 people have to drive a Lamborghini around the world and if they do, they get to keep the Lamborghini
They literally gonna get robbed and killed the second they drive through Mexico, South America, and Africa
[+11] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Fuck my fat chungus life
[+11] u/DriftWoodBarrel: I genuinely believe that calls are dead. If you want money on 0dte options buy puts at the top.
[+11] u/Deadsea3132: Time to wait five years for MSFT to hit 500+ again. Shit ass fucking stock what a piece of dog shit
[+11] u/Cav829: "The Dow is over 49k" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
[+11] u/colinr813: “Pricing in” is astrology for men
[+11] u/MoleMan199: Hims opening at 25 would be kinda chill
[+11] u/ILoveWesternCenter: People betting on NVDA to drop on earnings......then bam reverse uno
[+10] u/TreGet234: This selloff will take half a fucking year to be undone. Fuck.
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: MSFT spotted in the ER for an emergency blood transfusion
[+10] u/jraiv420: Reject tech buy shiny metal
[+10] u/antattack: Gold is about to run again
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Why are this many of you in HIMS no wonder you retards don't make money.
[+10] u/Jadedtrader33: Continue selling everything.
Return to monke.
[+10] u/The_Albertino: If you read this sub you’d think we just lost 30% on SPY this year.
[+10] u/astrawberryandakiwi: MSFT is free falling. Satya: guess I’ll just do nothing 🤓
[+10] u/Overall-Fold-9720: The amount of condidential data 🥭 is leaking to chatGPT must be flabbergasting
[+10] u/Jeffoxy: #WHAT HAVE I BECOME
#MY POOREST FRIEND
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: I’m starting to hate anthropic / Claude more than OpenAI
[+10] u/igotshrimps: Taking a junior role despite having 8 years of experience because the market is fucked and I gambled my life savings on MSFT
[+10] u/BatApprehensive9908: Btc was implemented at the wrong time
Boomers don't know how to use tech and wont touch it.
Millennials are poor.
The zoomers don't know how to use tech and will use AI to make a funny video of a cat getting mad at a dog.
[+10] u/stupidber: You give americans 1 gold medal and they put it on Kash Patel smh
[+9] u/Jeffoxy: yeah w-who would even need boner pills anyway
h-hahah imagine.. 👀
[+9] u/jewmanji1492: SLV calls are paying my mortgage
[+9] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: MSFT cucking lots of degenerates here, seems like
[+9] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: My move tomorrow? Probably section 8 housing
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Mango probably has a incurable disease and deliberately trying to fuck everything up before he passes
[+9] u/InIce1234: Bears will be replaced by AI and programmed to buy calls.
[+9] u/Montyprice7206: Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are fighting an official rematch this September
Just remember no matter how retarded you are with your losses, you’ll never be that retarded
[+9] u/Critical-Whereas-582: Most consistent downward volatility since 2022
[+9] u/PumpTheDumps: Bitcoin.. unreal.. better off investing in a jar of farts..
[+9] u/Ok-Piano8789: war delayed cuz they clogged the toilets on the carrier \[serious\]
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: I feel bad for that person who had to do it to Stephen Hawking
[+9] u/memelackey: It's not even that bearish in here. Half you fucks bought calls
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Crypto Bols, now is the time to say good bye to half of your ports remaining worth
[+9] u/mtnrnnr802: I can smell the fat people in here
[+9] u/jerm2z: Shrek will be ringing the bell tomorrow
[+9] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: Normal -1% day. Life is good.
[+9] u/Admirable_Risk7272: Can someone fire mango already?
[+9] u/astromouse2024: Damn the bers are loud as fuck rn
[+9] u/MrBlueEyedFox: I feel like I'm always watching a re run of nvdia saves market from totally destruction, every nvdia earnings.
[+9] u/cashflow_: THE HUMAN BODY CONTAINS 206 BONES. ON ANY GIVEN FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT u/stupidber’s CONTAINS 207
[+9] u/pigeon_shit: Shoveling is a workout. Need a $3k play to get a snow blower and then make the money back
[+9] u/Spanisbro2: Fuck this shit, I'll keep buying silver coins from old people at ridiculously cheap prices. That's the only way I'll make it out the hood
[+9] u/Sidney_Godsby: https://preview.redd.it/li1itolooblg1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc2d6d14bc5a44c9636a6725e2669ebbd1273e1
[+8] u/b_fellow: HIMS has 13% implied move so <1% is just everyone loses.
[+8] u/lipmanz: Midterms running on “look at your 401k!”not looking as solid of a strategy
[+8] u/S-Club-Party: ##RIP 🌽
###you will not be missed
[+8] u/eggmaker: Where we're at:
>Smeaton, the co-founder of a UK costumes company which exports around 60% of its products to the US, told the BBC it had been a rollercoaster year.
>On the day that Trump announced the IEEPA tariffs last April, the tariffs on his products went from zero to 30%. Afterwards, they went up to 100%, then 145%, and eventually a rate of 30% was paid. This later changed to 20% and, for a few hours on Friday after the ruling, it was zero again, then up to 10%, and on Saturday, 15%.
Meanwhile:
>Analysis published earlier this month by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York found that 90% of the cost of increased tariffs that Trump imposed on goods from Mexico, China, Canada and the European Union (EU), was paid for by US companies.
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: So anthropic has wiped out trillions of market cap in the stock market but is only worth a couple hundred billion? Makes sense
[+8] u/mcslopper_bubba: HIMS filing for bankruptcy. No one is having sex. We’re all virgins confirmed. 👍
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/harryKH1 made a bet that MSFT would go to 420.0 within **1 day** when it was 397.023 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
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[+8] u/bugking1999: HIMS guidance better be legendary
[+8] u/SaveTheAles: This is bidens tariffs doing.
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: \>be me
\>jogging when its raining
\>see another person, its a cute blonde
\>i look at her
\>she keeps starring at me
\>i get nervous and look at the ground
its so over
[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Sam Altman shall turn us into human batteries for data centers inshallah neo won't save us
[+8] u/Confident-Window4928: MSFT makes my micro soft. Sold my calls today so it probably pumps tomorrow. Unlike me, I won’t be pumping anything anytime soon
[+8] u/BearContra: Let's go back up to 690 by open tomorrow so that we can just repeat the entire thing again lmao
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: THE DOW IS NO LONGER 50K
[+8] u/memelackey: If you have to scream "I am a good president the dow is 50k"
Then you are, in fact, not a good president, and the dow will not remain at 50k
[+8] u/VegetableResource204: whatever i buy literally tanks 10% the next day
[+8] u/michaelis999: what happened to that college kid that spent his entire savings on MSFT calls like 2 weeks ago
[+8] u/trent_upscale: Many obese in the thread rn
[+8] u/cbusoh66: Unpopular Opinion: For every future job lost to AI, AI company pays replacement wages for life.
[+8] u/NiceJobSon: In a stunning twist, during the ScrOTU 🥭 will concede the tariff idea was out of line, will withdraw forces from the Persian Gulf area to focus on diplomacy, acknowledge immigrant contributions and establish a pathway to citizenship, and recognize women’s worth as more than their bodies.
This would be helpful to my respect as a US citizen and also my msft bags.
[+8] u/jonneh: Claude, give me a way to put fries in the bag faster. *Make no mistakes*.
[+8] u/Jeffoxy: every relationship story on reddit is rage bait
[+8] u/cashflow_: Tonight’s dinner looking extra crappy lol don’t think I will be sharing a photo of it
[+8] u/smart_doge: Grandparents grew up with lead
Parents grew up with asbestos
I am growing up with microplastics
What would next generation grow up with?
[+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Just broke my back clearing out the snow.. 😭
[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: It’s so funny to me that people said “we’ll deal with that when we get there” in regards to the obvious bubble deflating, and here we are, about 30% deflated and people are wondering wtf is happening. Can’t script it.
[+8] u/TheLe7979: How’s the guy used gpt to buy hims with his life saving
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s crazy that Chevrolet made the Avalanche just for dudes named Kyle in white sunglasses and flat billed hats.
[+8] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Just paid $7 for a couple bags of ice in the middle of the worst blizzard in a decade.
You may not like it but this is what peak consumerism looks like
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: HIMS rebranding to THEY/THEM
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Today is bol extinction event. Tomorrow will be ber extinction. Rest of the week will be theta buttfuck
[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: > AI Added ‘Basically Zero’ to US Economic Growth Last Year, Goldman Sachs Says
You guys thought it was over before? It’s fucking over for real now
[+8] u/Good_Application6245: if you gamble at the casino i think you’re a little degenerate
if you gamble on the market i think your an intellectual who fancies risk
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: “Weeks after 🥭 pardoned Binance’s founder, the company dismantled a probe into Iran financing and suspended the investigators, per WSJ”
Jesus Christ man.
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Who got their ass drilled today?
-> 🖐
[+8] u/NewDawn101: Buying some more 🌽 here. I am deep believer in organized crime and it’s future
[+8] u/Sushi_in_my_booty: Wen SPY 777? Asking for a friend of mine…
[+8] u/Historical_Stage2622: Where is the boner pill boner?
[+8] u/ultrachem: Market's falling, metals are rising once again.
Portfolio in gold, silver and Euro defence stonks. Green galore 💚
[+8] u/9tacos: He loves this country so much, he had to nuke the entire economy 🤡
[+8] u/ismebbb: -30% on a blue chip when spy is flat is crazy
[+8] u/BaxterrStockman: We’ll hit 600 before we ever sniff 700 because our ‘leader’ is an incompetent pedophile
[+8] u/9tacos: Maximum volatilty. Minimum returns 🌽
[+8] u/xironically23: I bought a spx call at 9:40 and immediately lost 90% meanwhile last night I was thinking yeah I'll buy puts. I need a child locked phone
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Imagine losing 1.2 trillion dollars in market cap in 5 months
I’d call that being micro soft
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Apparently men can turn them into women live on video with AI, the OF industry might be over before it IPOs in the next two years. Calls on NVDA, SNDK whatever
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: I may be wrong, but I'm not early
https://preview.redd.it/1wwqfr21dblg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7f8c31f09074f926120461e851fd68ebe77d39
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Anybody else been noticing that Trump might not be as intelligent as he says/thinks he is?
[+7] u/SmurfStop: Pump silver pump pump pump
[+7] u/TJMBeav: What a stupid pop at the end!
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Hims and hers finna get delisted
[+7] u/Loose-Weird-7234: NVDA lookin favored for earnings shits gettin spooky
[+7] u/Secure-Fly6213: Hims what the fuck that was the saddest pump of all time
[+7] u/leestowncat: Well that was brutal.
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: open the futes, i need round two
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: $12 mill in nvda calls today on option flow
https://preview.redd.it/qc4z445s9blg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97edf627794ef80b903e9c55609c89c846302182
[+7] u/man_unthinkable: Holding NFLX makes you wanna buy a rope
[+7] u/Aranthos-Faroth: I don’t own any but even I think RDDT should be higher than this.
[+7] u/Character-State3491: Nvda 200+ after earnings
[+7] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: AI couldn't even kill GOOGL search but now its supposed to kill half the dam companies in the s&p?!?!
[+7] u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral: Theta is coming for YOU 🫵
[+7] u/theGameNWA: so that bullshit company, anthropic, with around **2,300 to 2,500** employees is basically replacing all the SaaS companies. I never heard about this name until 2 weeks ago...
I wish OpenAI and Anthropic were listed so I can short them
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I guess the 18% move turned flat means I'm a long term investor in dick and fat pills 🐒
[+7] u/ThatGuyDan123: 3 month chart on spy is wild
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #taco needs to announce a bailout for sofrware tomorrow.
[+7] u/OwnAspect2153: IMAGINE needing two ID's to go shovel snow
[+7] u/Leather_Mention5916: This sub is 90% Bogleheads that swear they dont watch their port, but still want to have an idea what's up lmao. Rest is gambling addicts and regards i think.
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: We need on Thursday:
Pump from Nvdia
Pump from Iran deal
Pump from trade Taco
Pump from AI worries were exaggerated and stocks are oversold
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Is everyone wiped out
[+7] u/Active_Finish2316: New all time high run is approaching
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: India told it's citizens to leave Iran immediately. Then know.
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Can we start cancelling influencers? Who else is tired of all their crap?
[+7] u/squintamongdablind: I’m always on the other side of that trade smh
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The half life of bitcoin averages out 15 months
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Image buying MSFT one month ago at 480… that’s a lie, I actually don’t have to imagine 😔
[+7] u/cripky: Whoever suggested PLTR calls last week I hate you with the intensity of 1000 suns
[+7] u/Pete26l96: 🌽 bros really think that 🌽 is a risk-free money glitch.
"It always does this every couple of years, you just have to hold or buy more and it will go back up".
I have never seen more delusional people.
[+7] u/KrabbyPattyCereal: The AMC subreddit feels like one of those underfunded nursing homes that abuses the residents
[+7] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Would you rather be 6’3 and a millionaire or 7’5 and a billionaire?
[+7] u/Spiritual-Ad4603: Its crazy to think that some people bought HIMS at 75 following the meme hype and hoping it would reach 100. LMAO
[+7] u/zlordbeats: yall remember summer 2025 when all u had to do was pick the most mentioned stock buy it and check back a few days later for free money??
[+7] u/CigInside: I want the Dow to crack me open like a coconut
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Boner pills don't work anymore. Dudes are depressed over money, jobs, porn
[+7] u/jonneh: That Citrini post reads like Sarah Conner in T2
#
*”Watching John with Claude, it was suddenly so clear. Claude would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there... unlike MSFT"*
[+7] u/UsualSusspekt: Make America Ghetto Again
[+7] u/patcakes: This sub is a literal manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger effect
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Why did no one stop me from buying HIMS at $15.80, I demand justice
[+7] u/TXtogo: I lost like $1k today, I’m low risk. You can’t hide when they come for your money.
Dude said “but your 401k is doing great.. “
It isn’t
[+7] u/twostroke1: This whole AI narrative is going from AI will take your job to lmao jk you’ll work forever after the market crashes.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I'm hemorrhaging money. I'll see you retards at the squid games.
[+7] u/tripstermcgee808: Leveraged ETFs in my Roth is pure fuckin adrenaline
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Reason why EU and Asian companies do not sell off from Anthropic news is because they don’t have a fruit as a president
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: germany, in the ai age, might unironically turn into a real superpower. they have strong manufacturing base while also being able to automate other sectors of the economy, unlike more white collar economies.
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Don’t worry guys, I’m 6 months when you sell your software stocks for a loss they will boom again and they’ll be another sector to FUD at 🤣
[+7] u/cbusoh66: If you are a big hedge fund and you find yourself trapped in a shitty stock position, just have a couple of your connected buddies send tips to Bloomberg and you can have whatever story printed and they can be cited as "Sources familiar with the matter" and voila, instant exit liquidity.
[+7] u/clubdirthill: Playing with my action figures and what if $SNAP and $RDDT got married?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #HUGE CRASH scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Now, let me go make some AI porn of retail getting fucked by theta.
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Claude is eating the world ^TM
[+6] u/gavbot_1213: I wonder how that full port HIMS guy is doing rn
[+6] u/Secure-Fly6213: Hims with the classic finishing in 30 seconds and left with a droopy cock formation
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: HIMS should ignore the rule of not getting high on your own supply
[+6] u/Frankfurter_i81U812: Watch the rest of my money slowly vanish over time, until it makes sense to order the physical paper stock certificates and store them in a safe for my grandkids, so they can post them to /r mildlyinteresting
[+6] u/markypooo7: I bought puts expiring tomorrow, so the market will go up you are welcome 👍
[+6] u/31andnotdone: you talk an awful lot of shit for someone where the only thing they have getting blown is their port
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: ok markets closed, time for WW3
[+6] u/vermilli21: HIMS to 10 dollars. That shit is dead
[+6] u/rottenfence: I could see $HIMS finishing like +4%
[+6] u/br0botic: DOW drops 800 pts to be under 49k as entire industries will be vibe coded out of existence.
Still no Epstein files tho
[+6] u/tcmart14: SPY 700 bulls must really love the cuck chair.
[+6] u/Scorpi0n92: I want to sell everything and move into a global fund. Too much volatility.
[+6] u/BuilderKey5971: So HIMS moved a whopping 1% post earnings….what a joke
[+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Our stocks will never go green again. Only the index. So it is written
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: What a day. Drinking on Monday hits differently lol
[+6] u/NunuTitobu: Price action on HIMS surprisingly tame for a small cap meme stock that is shorted like crazy
[+6] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: 🥭will piss, shit, and cum during the state of the union address and blame Biden. Then the market will recover
[+6] u/Stonkrates: Microsoft is worldcom of our era
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: With how PayPal bag holders luck is the “takeover” rumor will end up being open ai lmao.
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Mid term election years are always horrible for the indexes for most of the time.
Large draw downs and panic selling. Its after that, then its moons and rocket.
[+6] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Someone fire satya into the sun
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: My HIMS calls are fully fucked 😭😭😭
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: You have to cut losses in order to get back on track, I don’t make the rules
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Crypto is fuckn done, whatever losses you have realize em and gtfo
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Hims not tanking means we see 20 tmr
[+6] u/JayRoo83: Whenever you feel bad about yourself, just search twitter for $AMC to feel better about your own investment decisions
[+6] u/caughtinthought: IONQ literally announced that they've won a "contract" that enables them the possibility to be eligible for future contracts
[+6] u/Romanian_: Tramp gonna have a Chyna visit in 7 weeks. They need to manufacture a crisis so they can solve it at that meeting.
[+6] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Went from +30% at close on Friday to -60% today.
We are not the same.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: is self sucking gay?
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Life is so gey in California now they are using paper bags instead of plastic. That means you have to carry the bag from the bottom like a little bitch because any amount of weight will rip the bag. Then you going to end up looking stupid like the kid in Home Alone when he dropped his groceries in the middle of the neighborhood.
[+6] u/FG-Oracle: "Its already priced in" 🤡
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Who TF said to get a HIM's 20C, just finna talk
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Why is AI trying to take my job instead of creating a specially tailored porn that involves my 33 favourite fetishes?
This was not the future I was promised 😔
[+6] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: There’s a shoelace hanging out of my asshole. Should I yank it out?
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #The last time I was bearish was in 2022 and we drilled from January to December LMAO🤌
[+6] u/music_is_gud: No bitching when the Dow is over 50k
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Huckabee creating a geopolitical crisis calling for greater Israel lmao
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: First day of a new job? Start off making a strong first impression by facing the wrong way in the elevator and farting loudly once the doors are closed.
[+6] u/EnginrA: Has anyone tried restarting?
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: HIMS to dip and then open tomorrow exactly flat just to fuck everyone
[+6] u/Samjabr: It's kinda wild the indices are near record highs with so many of the previous winning stocks going down the crapper
[+6] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: Anyone remember that guy that made $8 mil during the covid crash on puts and then lost it all
[+6] u/Current-Tale8250: She’s a 10 but has a subscription to copilot ..
[+6] u/kalakesri: Sorry sir the firmware for your life support machine was managed by claude and it decided to stop to save on wasted energy
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #FedEx sues U.S. seeking full refund of Trump tariffs days after Supreme Court ruling
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #I HREBY ANNOUNCE A 30 BILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE US FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DUE TO TARRIFS
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Been in tech since 2005. These motherfuckers are tripping over themselves to leverage ai. Its purely reckless. Im not convinced the majority of white collar isnt fucked in 18 months. That very well might be reality.
[+6] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Just deposited some butt corn in my toilet
[+6] u/DangerousRide7: All the companies are just suing the government for money for their refunds. And once they get it, they just keep the money themselves? What a shitshow
[+6] u/kemar7856: Will himms become a penny stock end of week
[+6] u/ultrachem: Silver and gold are the plays again
[+6] u/TXtogo: The S&P is in the negative ytd..
In 2018 it was -7% for the year, the second year of that first term
Here we go again
Do the prediction markets have anything about standing in line for toilet paper next year?
[+6] u/Fineous40: Yay GLD and SLV leap monies
[+6] u/fruitloop00001: Anybody else holding GLD LEAPs from before the last pump cycle and wonder if they were gonna be a bagholder until today? Or was it just me?
[+6] u/jokull1234: It’s hard to make money when you actually have to pick the right stocks, instead of “all lines go up” lol
[+6] u/Zimoula: Would be funny if Elon is interested in getting back paypal
[+6] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: This market is abolute trash. But I like MSFT, META, EOSE, RDDT, and AMZN.
[+6] u/Win_Rare: wow first day in a month IREN wasn't a total piece of shit
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: So tomorrow we open green, bleed or chop through the day, then run up a bit into close yeah? Either that or bleed all day, same shit as last Wednesday?
[+6] u/Jeffoxy: Awesome port. Great growth. Looks **Thick. Solid. Tight.** Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: When someone here comments celebrating their stock going up and gets downvoted I realize why people hate bears
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy couldn’t even close below $680 lmao. Back to $690 tomorrow
[+6] u/twostroke1: Pretty crazy to think that a single coke fueled tweet from a shidder tonight could send Spy like +2% tomorrow, or on any given day.
Seems like a pretty healthy market.
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Can I put one of you guys down as a reference?
[+6] u/Fineous40: You can’t afford a shovel.
[+6] u/rooftop_druid: Depends, is he opening his mouth and allowing air to pass over his vocal cords at any point?
[+6] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Jeffrey is that u?
How’s the weather in Tel Aviv?
[+5] u/Sweg_OG: wsb reaction to loss porn: *LMAO you are the dumbest sack of shit ever, you deserve to suffer*
wsb reaction to someone contemplating $rope: *noooo I love you!! dont do it!!!!!*
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Lost 20k today but hey at least my 0dte turned 100 into 1k
[+5] u/3boobsarenice: humans obsolete in 5 years...
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: YES HIMS GIMME THAT GREEN SHREK BONER
[+5] u/Kinnins0n: GLD, I knew you’d be back. You always come back.
[+5] u/Unassisted3P: Who wins? The largest economy that civilization has ever seen? Or a 🥭?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Shiny metals should've been a more obvious play
[+5] u/Evander85: HIMS to release their new theta cuck pill
[+5] u/ClassApart4253: market so ass it actually convinced me to stay cash for a full trading day
[+5] u/9tacos: Saylor sweating pure retardium 🤣🔫🤡
[+5] u/NewAccount428412: Idk how its possible to have AI bers when im sitting here debating if I upgrade my claude plan to the 100/month or the 200/month tier.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Pajama bros gonna trade this up all night so we can repeat the same day again tomorrow
[+5] u/ismebbb: Made money today being a gay bear. Feels twice as good as making money as a bull
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: Will the dick pill company make me hard today
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Made 17 bucks today 🫡
[+5] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Crowdstrike? More like Claudestrike amirite?
[+5] u/UnivalveX: that was fun. back to $687 tomorrow
[+5] u/FrankelloHello: Any billionaires in here?
[+5] u/plznodownvotes: OPEN will be a penny stock by the end of 2026
[+5] u/TreGet234: We are definitely in a recession.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: If MSFT hits $400 tomorrow, I promise not to gamble for the rest of the week
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: HIMS FCK ME OVER WITH THAT THETA CRUSH MY PORT
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: I'm tired of whining
[+5] u/killainvest: Hims beat expectations
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: IV crushed on HIMS 💔
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: oh so now they want to start gapping up
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Down 17% ytd while index flat. Tapped out today. Starting tomorrow I can wake up in peace.
[+5] u/ButtBubble: HIMS flat for such a volatile stock
[+5] u/Bodie_Broadus_: 15 mins in and the pill is starting to have an effect on HIMS.
[+5] u/Jeffoxy: who tf wants to buy paypal
[+5] u/jmc774: Alright 🌮 did you make enough money on your shorts? Taco time pls
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Hate to say it but tomorrow we’re going even lower
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: My wife just told me I’m retarded, why didn’t you guys tell me?!
[+5] u/kazkeb: Like the old sailors used to say... when the market is gay, theta is the way
[+5] u/headvintner: Doesn't NVDA beat earnings every quarter and then gets smoked in after hours; then it eventually recovers by the next earnings...jussayin
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/33NoBody33 made a bet that SLV would go to 74.01973 within **3 days** when it was 76.309 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 6 losses
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[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: What's all this talk about Claude van dame sending companies out business?
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/bullishchilipepper10 made a bet that MSFT would go to 400.0 within **5 hours** when it was 386.532 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 5 losses
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[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: I had apple calls that made it itm, crypto puts and slv calls but im still down 18%
I cannot win..
[+5] u/Fuck_boy3456: Only NVO can turn long term bagholders into their biggest haters
[+5] u/Sweg_OG: looks like im the moron and the market is a genius
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: this fuckin website is cooked
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA shooting itself in the foot reporting later than the others
Always some save us Jensen narrative going into er
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: 🌽 under 60k tonight 😻
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Long term corn holders can REJOICE knowing they've made 12% on their investment in 5 years
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: By the time 🌽 bounces back in 2037, retail 🌽 bros will have long sold for a loss and be racking up their 7000th dick sucked behind Wendy’s
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: This MF on the HIMS earnings calls better tell me that Trump is gonna use dick pills since he struggles to get hard
[+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Punishing MSFT because Bill Gates fucked those Russian hookers and gave Melinda AIDS
[+5] u/KindlyTie6602: I’m looking forward to 🥭 state of union tomorrow. I’m sure he’ll have a rational and coherent view on where we are as a country and well through plans on the future.
[+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: When you consider inflation and dollar devaluation, MSFT is effectively back to where it was 5 years ago. As if, AI never happened.
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Overall, 42% of recent college graduates were classified as underemployed, the highest level since 2020 per forbes
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeltnietzel/2026/02/23/unemployment-and-underemployment-rates-among-recent-college-graduates/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeltnietzel/2026/02/23/unemployment-and-underemployment-rates-among-recent-college-graduates/)
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Starting the think American markets will never have a green day again
[+5] u/NewDawn101: My psychic says at least 3 more weeks of bear and then Jupiter will align with Mars and war in Egypt will break out but NVda will be $250
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: The ceo of HIMS is stalling with generic marketing ploy.
[+5] u/Jeffoxy: rule 34 is feminist and progressive
[+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: All these bull traps are diabolical but super methodical, they rally it just far enough, for bol to think uptrend is back when it isn't
[+5] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Welp looks like tomorrow I’ll be getting calls
From my divorce lawyer.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: We should be talking about the Dow being at 50000 dollars
[+5] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: why did Eric T tweetus deletus all his craptoe/WLFI posts this morning? gonna be a wild week
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: TACO gonna order iran and mexico strikes tomorrow. book it son.
[+5] u/colinr813: Calls on margin this week
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: stop looking for a job/working a regular job and start regardmaxxing
[+5] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: HIMS sub is hilarious
Hopium off the charts
[+5] u/WinstonBuddyBro: Why is everyone so upset? Isn’t the Dow at 50 million or something?
[+5] u/NomSaneMan: NVO, ADBE, PYPL…. The value investing sub has the reverse midas touch. Everything they recommend turns to dust
[+5] u/Seadog98: Can someone hurry up and sell their MSFT so it rips?
[+5] u/nyse25: im just a fat boy chilling
[+5] u/BIP3N: I’ve become numb to losing and gaining money.
Now making 10k feels boring, and losing 10k feels normal. 🤠
[+5] u/MrDinglehut: * Waymo is struggling to keep its ride-hailing vehicles from passing yellow buses that have stopped to pick up or drop off children, with robotaxis in Austin and Atlanta repeatedly being caught in the act.
[+5] u/vermilli21: HIMS living up to their drugs and fucking both sides
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Which does better?
Inverse Cramer
Inverse Cathie 🪵
Inverse Valueinvesting
Inverse crypto
Long Nancy
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I could be at peace with a decision to change jobs and move 1000 miles away without hesitation but choosing what snack I want at the gas station? Way too much pressure lmao
[+5] u/LouieM13: FedEx wants the tariff refund lmao
[+5] u/davidbigham: I remember the paypal CEO said he would shock the world . 😂
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #SPY has 3 gaps to fill: liberation day gap ($480), gap from 2022's low ($350) and covid gap ($220) before we can rally again LMAO🤌
[+5] u/trent_upscale: She's a 6.5, but look at your fat ass
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I literally would've bought HIMS calls today, but I saw some guy post that he was getting fucked all day and HIMS was his only hope
[+5] u/MrHaphazard1: You guys ever buy anything that goes up?
[+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: the fact that we dont have AI sex robots yet is actually pissing me off and I want to speak to the manager of AI
[+5] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Selling everything and moving to a crackhouse
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: So far, many business leaders say AI hasn’t significantly improved productivity.
A recent survey of nearly 6,000 executives in the U.S., Europe, and Australia found that despite 70% of firms actively using AI, about 80% reported no impact on employment or productivity.
[+5] u/Samjabr: Just saw an ad for a real estate company with the tagline, "There's no place like your **second** home."
we are so cooked.
[+5] u/United-Win-2432: Divorced women are the TSLA of people
[+5] u/broke_person: Everyday some shit is -20%. I'm tired boss
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: People born after 2010 should be happy the economy is going the way it is, who doesn't want universal basic income and having no job, just live off ur parents
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Jensen can do the funniest thing
[+5] u/dylanx5150: Made $209 on a quick SPY call this morning. Worship me, peasants!!!
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bruh is HIMS a exit scam wtf is going on
[+5] u/wazpoiapodierwopids: thoughts on amd and msft
[+5] u/Stealthless: BULL is a piece of shit, avoid at all costs
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: We spent all our luck for the year to beat Canada at hockey. Top is in boys.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 will save us tommorow - CNBC 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/vermilli21: Bulls on GLD, what’s it gonna take for it to hit 10k this year?
[+5] u/curiousguy1993: Are people really that stupid to believe Calude will single handedly take all these tech companies out of business? 😵💫
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: $MSFT on the 200W is crazy
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I thought mangoes were a fruit. Turns out they're a vegerable
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Intoxicated by red dildos
[+5] u/Kamikaze_Cash: I’m taking an L today
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Bloomberg Headline Tomorrow: SNAP Attracts Takeover Interest After Stock Slump
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Gates a documented sex weirdo
I'm sure Microsoft will be fine
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Still mind blown how spy is still so close to ATH
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: HIMS will rebound at open to convince retards to buy in then dump lower. I’ve seen it first hand with SOFI.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: I am officially converting "Greater Fool Theory" to "Greater Fool Law". There is always, always some moron willing to buy whatever garbage slop you need to convince them to buy.
Its also now known as the Greater Bull Theory.
[+5] u/VincenteThomp: Common misconception. 7 stocks go up. The others don’t.
[+5] u/Appropriate-Lunch217: Trade school. Be a lineman or a plumber
[+5] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: somehow still not the gayest post I’ve seen here today
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/CoatEnvironmental728** bet **HIMS** goes from **15.24** to **20.0** before **24-Feb-2026 05:04 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses.
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[+35] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: LinkedIn is literally a graveyard of unemployment. I’ve never seen anything like it.
It’s scary as hell.
[+25] u/Zachincool: Do you guys know what is fucking hilarious? The fact that communities and towns are not completely revolting and uprising against data centers, when literally the data centers that are being built eat up the water supply, raise electricity costs, and literally are being built to replace peoples jobs lmfao
[+25] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Blue collar people should definitely not be all “Haha office boy the computer is taking your job” rn.
I was a mason for almost half my life. Within 10-20 years robotics are going to be advanced enough that they can do the same job.
The counterargument I hear often is that small construction companies aren’t going to buy expensive robots to replace labor, don’t have the ability to do maintenance, etc.
Small construction companies aren’t going to exist. An autonomous truck filled with robots and a human supervisor is going to pull up and do the job in a day, ordered at the click of a button via Amazon or some bullshit.
Definitely not the time for some manufactured blue collar vs white collar BS.
Anyway point is leaps/shares on AMZN
[+24] u/NVDAismyg0d: BREAKING: Claude CEO says every job except Anthropic employees jobs will be replaced by Anthropic and they will rule the world and no one else will have a job except Anthropic employees only
[+23] u/MentionThen200: Looks like I will be starting the $100 —> $10k challenge tomorrow since recently completing the $10k —> $100 challenge
[+22] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Saylor hugging a stuffed orangutang rn 🦧
[+20] u/andytobbles: How many of yall know what Japan had to do yesterday to literally save the global economy? They literally made it to where their banks no longer have to report accounting losses because they’re getting margin called on 1T of US debt. The carry trade IS the black swan.
Why do you think crypto is selling off? First asset to nosedive from liquidity constraints always.
[+19] u/Ill-Ad1603: I genuinely don’t understand how SPY is hovering around 684 when most of the underlying stocks with the exception of NVDA are down over 10% YTD.
[+19] u/barkwoofgrrr: 🥭 is 100% going to go full regard tomorrow in the state of the union.
[+19] u/MomentPrestigious180: Microsoft 365 has a new meaning.
[+19] u/M18PowerKing: Good Morning to everyone except bers
[+17] u/Relevant_Economics86: Y'all that voted for trump are the dumbest cunts, I am glad I live in a stable country not ruled by a highschool bully.
[+16] u/BiggieMoe01: El Mencho’s death is bullish for NFLX. 3 new Narcos seasons incoming.
[+16] u/ProblemOk4641: Typical day of Ameritard. Wake up, go buy 10 donuts and leave a customary 20% tip, check the markets, buy premarket high, market opens, panic sells for a loss.
[+15] u/Low-Win-6691: Guys I just ran the numbers and I think TSLA might be a flaming piece of shit?
[+15] u/binga001: I don't think melania and 🥭 sleep together, can't imagine it.
[+15] u/Fullsendornosendd: I need spy 700 tomorrow just so I can afford water
[+15] u/WilzonFizk: I could have just been a normal guy who enjoys repeatedly kicking a soccer ball with just enough finesse to not let it hit the ground for an impressive amount of time.
But instead I became interested in the stock market.
[+15] u/RockasaurusRex: "The state of the union is so incredible except for all the bad things that are Sleepy Joe's fault."
There, I just saved you 2 hours tomorrow.
[+14] u/NativePlant870: The rise in hot DoorDash drivers is the true recession indicator
[+14] u/MoonBoyHodl: We may be fucked, but watching 🌽 go to $0 is worth it
[+14] u/obvious_scjerkshill: Good things I’m a diverse portfolio with Tesla coreweave palantir Robin Hood and Microsoft
[+14] u/kinkyhentai69: So after 🥭 tried his best to do economic terrorism to canada all that ended up doing is pumping the canadian stock market from all the gold corps going up from his usd devaluation from lack of confidence all while stagnating U.S markets 😂😂😂
[+14] u/brute-forced: 70% homelessness by 2029
[+13] u/RageCake14: I brought shares in the company I work for and it’s down 42% this year. Work is fucking me in the ass twice
[+13] u/Vonserb: Wish Microsoft would turn off all their license servers for one day to see how important software vs AI is.
[+13] u/Big-News-2704: This stupid market everyday is like "I don't usually do this but......proceeds to go down on me furiously
[+12] u/Ok_Dish1650: 🌽 going straight down from 125k will never not be funny
[+12] u/CardiologistEqual336: We are in the dumbest timeline
[+12] u/deevee12: So the endgame scenario for AI is everyone loses their jobs and we live out the rest of our meaningless lives on UBI as trillionaires pass billions of dollars between themselves calling it an economy
Also forget the UBI, that’s communism
[+12] u/BarbellPadawan: Imaging being a “bitcoin bro” and voting for a total piece of shit because he was going to pump your bullshit fake internet money, only for him to grift his own even-more-worthless meme coin. LMFAO
[+12] u/f0xinaround: Man r/teslamotors bans you quick when you call the cyber truck cheaply made.
[+12] u/wattap: John Barron here, Mango’s tariffs are really really good.
[+12] u/Wowmuchrya: Kinda crazy MSFT was 4.1t now it's not even 3t.
[+12] u/Big-News-2704: People out here eating broccoli and kale and still dropping unexpectedly but 🥭 eat McDonald's everyday and living forever.
Life is strange
[+12] u/upwy: Sailors on the USS Gerald Ford are intentionally clogging the sewage system with t-shirts and socks because they don’t want to fight and die for Israel. true story.
[+12] u/LarryStink: 2008 had its Lehman moment. 2026 will have its Altman moment.
[+12] u/patricktu1258: Does anybody else feel like every article is written by ai now
[+11] u/benj760486: Down so bad that now even booty call "you up?" text feel like accusations
[+11] u/powerboner: Aaaaand after a 7 week interview process, I GOT...REJECTED! WOOO!!!
[+11] u/Mahrez-: I’m just gonna say it: buy the CRWD dip. Anyone who thinks LLMs can replace cybersecurity is the real regard.
[+11] u/_dCkO: imagine he grabs his chest and falls face first into the microphone at the sotu and his base cheers bc they think he’s just pretending the mic is a peen, again.
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: It's the end of the stonk market. Claude AI was just so good. Money will cease to exist.
2008 was just a precursor to the great software crash of 2026
People will live on cardboard because AI can write code
Planes will fall from the sky as human pilots give up all hope
It's just an extinction level event
Why own anything
[+11] u/avdvetf: there is no bottom until tesla is worthless
[+11] u/PappleD: Well it was a good run, boys. BTC went to $126k, S&P went to almost $7k. We all know crypto front runs the broader market. Could take weeks, even some months before the crash. But it’s coming. Recovery will be slow…2007-9 slow
[+11] u/andytobbles: If you ever feel hopeless just remember there are retards on here who think NVDA is going to somehow miss or guidance less than expected.
You got 4 companies saying they’re spending 600B this year collectively and mf think NVDA isn’t going to keep blasting earnings out of the water. The guidance is about to go even higher.
[+11] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I know damn well if i sell MSFT now, it would pump 10% the next day
[+11] u/upwy: every mainstream news channel and newspaper in america: guys please just forget about the epstein files. there is nothing important in them. we promise we are not saying this because our owners and producers are in them.
[+11] u/VOO_bull_forever: # $KO forward P/E: 25
# $PG forward P/E: 23
# $MSFT forward P/E: 22
# $META forward P/E: 21.6
# --> there is a bubble, but it is not in tech
[+11] u/dacalo: Retards think Claude will replace everything. Fuck JPM, AXP, CRWD, IBM, MSFT. Shit Anthropic is going to be 1,000,000,000 trillion market cap company at this rate.
[+11] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #JUST LET AI TAKEOVER ALREADY. Hello Skynet, I am your friend, not sure about these other REGARDS
[+11] u/binga001: "Iran will inject 40 trillion in US economy."-🥭... debt crisis solved woohoo
[+11] u/i_simp_f: What do you people even do all day
[+11] u/WonUpH: All these fomo cucks who entered btc at 120k lmao
[+11] u/upwy: the guy who went to mar-a-lago with a shotgun was mad about the epstein files
[+11] u/2c-b_day: Typical day of a europoor:
Wake up, check futures
Drink un cafe and eat un croissant, check premarket
Eat un baguette before market open
Market opens, SELL SELL SELL
[+11] u/MrLebouwski: Crypto bros told me it’s a hedge LMAO
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine having a massive full port BTC position at a 72k basis.
[+10] u/NativePlant870: Markets been shit since Halloween
[+10] u/InformalMeal9828: I’ll explain the tariff situation to any of you retards that can read: liberation day tariffs are illegal bc they extend past the presidents scope and have no historical precedent. Companies raised consumer prices bc of these now illegal tariffs and are suing the government for refunds. The gov will be forced to refund billions back to companies while we paid the higher prices and got fucked. 🥭 initiates new global tariffs that are also illegal to save face and buy time to enact anti-discriminatory tariffs under section 301 of the ‘74 trade deal framework. Companies will also get refunded money from the global tariffs that started today whenever they end up being found illegal. Double grift of the american consumer by big corporations via the government. Bullish
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: I love playing poker. I can never figure out who the sucker is at the table though. Ever.
[+10] u/AvocadoPurees: America's earning conference call tomorrow fellas
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: Sure the US navy might look foolish now as the flagship drowns in its own shit and piss but they wont be looking so silly once those new Diddler-class battleships get up and running.
[+10] u/kaapooj: is it me or are there a lot more bots recently?
[+10] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: It's too bearish in here y'all are about to get smoked soon
[+10] u/beerstearns: My portfolio looks like Jalisco rn
[+10] u/PutzOnDonleon: Anyone think its coincidence that the woman who broke the first epstein victim interview had her mom kidnapped?
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Saylor’s loss porn is going to be epic
[+10] u/Jimbob404error: Corn bulls in shambles, send it sub 30k. Their faith is fading
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Pivoting from EVs to robots and interplanetary data centers is the epitome of putting lipstick on a pig
[+10] u/Big-News-2704: Market can remain gay longer than you can remain straight
[+10] u/sonofalando: Companies have no growth when there’s no workers to buy their goods. What a shocking revelation we’ve been talking about for only 4 god damn years now.
[+10] u/Significant-Term6407: January EU car registration come in -4%. But Tesla registrations come in at -17%… Ouch!
[+10] u/brute-forced: Joe Kernen is old, stupid and needs to retire
[+10] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #EVERYTHING IS A LIE, but only when my port is red. When its green ITS THE TRUTH
[+10] u/Super-Extent-1210: 5 months of relentless selling. Good news is BoA just said that tech stocks will go down a lot further. As always they are way too late to the party so the bottom is either in or is forming in next few weeks.
[+10] u/dub_soda: Commodities like metals are so incredibly manipulated it’s actually hilarious
[+10] u/botistic: Bear slaughter party tomorrow morning. You’re invited! 🎉
[+10] u/avdvetf: there is no bottom until mango is gone
[+10] u/iTouchStuff: everytime i look, corn is lower and i can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/TryingForThrillions: 🌽 == generational crying opportunity
[+10] u/MeepoSpam24-7: Oooo.. Nothing I love more than watching BTC burn
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Did you guys hear how Elon called in 80 high level coders at 2am to fix the Twitter algorithm after Biden’s tweet got more engagement than his own? What a fucking baby.
[+10] u/mks_csw: NVO should change its fkn company sign to a red cow
[+10] u/daedalus_dance: >Claude, ChatGPT and Gemini rely on certain patterns when they are tasked to come up with a password. This makes it fairly easy to guess. In a test by Irregular 50 AI-generated passwords only had 23 unique combinations.
Imagine thinking AI is going to replace software engineers when its literally generating guessable passwords for those applications. Long dated calls or shares on Crowdstrike?
[+10] u/brute-forced: Everything is. And this has nothing to do with AI. This has everything to do with sell america and alternate US tech. There is a singular reason for this fear and it is orange
[+9] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Oh my god, I don't want or need a subscription to use my printer. I might short HP out of spite for this madness.
[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: 🥭 needs to announce 10,000% tariffs on Anthropic so that the tech sector heals
[+9] u/Vikingnorris: The fact these big tech giants have been investing more in firing employees than hiring is bad for human life as a whole, how tf are people supposed to survive
[+9] u/AbrocomaNegative825: About 12% of the units in this condominum im in have seen an eviction in the past 2 months alone. Higher than it has ever been. Im seeing resterounts close their doors early becouse buisness is bad or no one shows up to work becouse who wants to work a dead bar making no tips? The high end places are still seeing pretty good buisness but im hearing that even the best tipped guys are moving on becouse theyre just not making enough anymore ($300 a night isnt a brag anymore). Everyones getting paid shit. Trades cant find honest work becouse landlords and owners are all broke. Apartment complexes are broke. Homes are getting foreclosed so fast they cant find buyers at auction anymore. Layoffs are surging, drugs are everywhere. The end is near!
[+9] u/mr_stupid_face: El Salvador moving to a BTC partial reserve probably not looking like a great idea now.
They are lucky that they are rich in Big Booty Latinas or else that place would suck.
[+9] u/tesseramous: corn was really fun when you could mine it yourself, buy drugs with it, nobody hardly knew what it was and you had to western union money to a foreign exchange or drop it off at the bank anonymously like a terrorist. It was a crazy time to be alive. The gentrification with all the wall street boomer etf crap killed it.
[+9] u/NVDAismyg0d: Donnie going to hand over the market to Newsom in 2028 after relentlessly pumping vaporware for years and the bubble will pop and they will blame the democrats ☠️
[+9] u/Shah_an_shah: Without the market🥭 has nothing. If we keep drilling, he will bend the knee on tariffs. April’s China trip gives him the perfect off-ramp.
[+9] u/IllBuyYourCar: Partner at work uses ChatGPT to talk with customers because his brain is too smooth to possibly articulate/spell over email/text
Dude is 30 years old so help me god
[+9] u/spence_ECU20: Turnaround Tuesday about to pump
[+9] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: I’ve tried puts… I’ve tried calls… bull… bear… it’s all fucked. I’m going back to what made me money. Vibe trading
[+9] u/deevee12: Anthropic could bring SPY to 300 just by announcing a different product that kills a company every day
They are the bearrorists greatest ally
[+9] u/sd_glokta: You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine having unironically purchased 🥭 coin
[+9] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: BTC hitting 59k tonight.
[+9] u/Frosty_Promise8050: The cartel wars seem very bad for corn.
[+9] u/greyenlightenment: Saylor losses now $9 billion
[+9] u/Intrinsic_OTM: I have no more money
[+9] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: This is a zombie market. We either need a massive dump to reset everything or a huge liquidity injection to get back the euphoria
[+9] u/2020isgreat: I despise MSFT but it's approaching a price I must buy at
[+9] u/Cstooby: Latest news from Anthropic - Downloading the Claude app on your phone can convert your phone into a vibrating butt plug. Does this mark the end of sex workers???
[+9] u/likamuka: "By the year 2000, people will work no more than four days a week and less than eight hours a day. With legal holidays and long vaca-tions, this could result in an annual working period of 147 days [on] and 218 days off."
—New York Times,
October 19, 1967
Meanwhile we have fart of a deal.
[+9] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Weak ass recovery. Red by open
[+9] u/IDintKnowShit: 6 months from now: "wen SPY 700?"
[+9] u/sck178: Bitcoin being down 30% the last month is 🤌
[+9] u/marrful: just lost 5k gambling on tennis nice
[+9] u/2muchnet42day: BUT THE DOW... THE DOW!! IS OVER 48 THOUSAND
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Anthropic is coming after Amazon tomorrow. Going to develop a algorithm to deliver packages....Amazon -13%
[+9] u/Senior_Professional4: -64.7% unrzd on hims shares ☠️
[+9] u/RockCultural4075: Need my spy and slv calls to moon tmr or im not eating for the week
[+9] u/HDauthentic: One of my coworkers told me six months ago that mango was going to replace the federal reserve with XRP
[+9] u/Total_Schedule591: I have 6 cents of corn that is now only worth 4 cents. Hodling
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: I'ma jizz like a monster when I rub one out later if 🌽 breaks 60k. Let's go.
[+9] u/bigmeatbag: Crypto? More like dumpto
[+9] u/steffur: Msft absolutely gapped me 80% gone. Stupid thing is I had puts during the earning drop but I thought some calls for a quick bounce. Now lost the 40k I gained and another 30 after doubling down.
Holding on for dear life maybe it'll recover by 3-20 hmm
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO it's over Bitcoin
[+9] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Spy touched 690 on the button, as if the trap was set right there waiting for someone to buy - then sold off. The kind of thing we see on small-mid caps no one cares about is now the same behavior we see with the worlds most volumous ETF. Once the ultrabulls get tired of this we will return to pre-2020 prices where things move normally again.
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: I don't know you, but you are still the closest thing I have to a friend
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: yeah food is always going up
[+8] u/k7rw: Corn getting rekt someone buy the dip
https://preview.redd.it/vipqllt4zclg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6496d5ae8fcfd841035ccb1b1edd89047944967c
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: r/wallstreetbets moderator arrested:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1b54mxz/wallstreetbets\_mod\_thinks\_hes\_the\_victim\_after/](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1b54mxz/wallstreetbets_mod_thinks_hes_the_victim_after/)
[+8] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: We are under the SPY 50-day SMA and have not regained it for a while. That means institutional selling off. Be careful out there fellow bols.
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Dip buyings are now to scared to buy...bottom is near
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: Insider selling is at/near record highs,
while insider buying is at/near record lows.
Only other times this happened to such a degree were 2000-2001, 2007-2008, 2021.
But im sure wsbols will find some way to spin this as bullish somehow.
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[+8] u/xDubnine: Been having way more fun gambling money at the card room than my etrade account. At least the dealer gives me high fives
[+8] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Should have bought the dip. We’re definitely ripping tomorrow
[+8] u/Seagullslovefries: All I hope is +5% spy
[+8] u/housemouse431: tomorrow green, mango sotu talk, futures then deep red, wednesday open -2%, everyone thinks world is gonna end but we somehow end the day a little red, nvda er is absolutely a shocker and they beat their dick so hard, thursday we open +2 and end the day +5%, making a lower high that then gets sold off into march.
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: not saying all canadians are bad but why is that all the repeatedly obnoxious ones here are canadians
[+8] u/Training_Baker5454: So everyone loaded up on puts into the end of the day chasing fomo and tomorrow it will pump to $690 to wipe out all those fomo options.
[+8] u/analgape4206969: Moral of the story, always buy gld calls when it dumps
[+8] u/log1ck1717: Do we think orange man is going to say something bullish or bearish at the state of union dinner?
[+8] u/CanaryUmbrella: Saylor is now $9B in the red on BTC at $76 cost average.
[+8] u/AggieDem: Prediction markets indicate 🌽 will drop the n-word with a hard r at the SOTU tomorrow.
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: At this rate 🌽 will be $0 by daybreak
[+8] u/zerocold96: I will never understand why people put money in Bitcoin... it does nothing, you can't buy anything, and anything that takes bitcoins uses some type of trading company to convert it into USD at a high markup. it is literally worthless.
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: I really want to be a billionaire. But I don’t want to be considered part of “the Epstein class.” But it would be awfully nice to have a billion dollars.
[+8] u/TheoryInttro: So, corn, huh.
What's Enron Musks cost basis for his corn treasury?
[+8] u/kal14144: 5 years ago today 🌽 was at 57k
Tonight it’s at 63k
Lmao
[+8] u/Big-News-2704: We wanted sexbots and flying cars. But we got a chatbot text prompt sigh
[+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: In the current high-stakes environment, meeting the official consensus is often viewed by the market as a failure.
For the stock to rally, NVIDIA generally needs to:
Exceed the $67B whisper revenue mark.
Raise guidance for the upcoming quarter significantly above the $71B analyst average.
Demonstrate strong demand for the new Blackwell and Rubin architectures to alleviate fears of a "demand air pocket" as customers wait for the next generation of chips.
Beats these three..A "blockbuster" beat typically targets $201–$210 initially. However, unless the guidance is equally "blockbuster," there is a high risk of a "sell the news" reaction back toward the $180–$185 support zone.
180 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: Hold the rumors, bag the news
[+8] u/2020isgreat: NVIDIA is going down after earnings unless they created AGI
[+8] u/DMT1703: The USA president was shocked to learn he couldn't just nuke Iran.
[+8] u/Williamnguyen62838: MARKET STARTS TO TANK TODAY AT 9AM MARK MY WORDS
[+8] u/newfolder77: I woke up with a tremendous erection today, hence market go up.
[+8] u/Urzuck: On one hand tariffs capped at 10% are bullish, on the other there is the State of the Union today and the retard could wage war to multiple countries.
[+8] u/Soybeanrice: I’m not making money today 😔✊
[+8] u/thrillho145: I just want my money line to go up please
[+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: The Hims bros might be the worst gang here. Every other group has a legit project in development or a product that’s arguably valuable.
Hims is straight trash.
[+8] u/Benerfe: What stocks to buy in case if Iran happenings
[+8] u/IslandExact429: I fucking hate gambling
Casinos. All you fucking do is lose. It’s so gay
[+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: State of the union is diarrhea
[+8] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: spy 675 tomorrow would lead to loss of human life
[+8] u/followedbymeteor: Unironically spy 701.27 tomorrow
[+8] u/Sea_Trip_8941: How unhinged will state of union be
[+8] u/i_simp_f: AI is gay change my mind
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: It's you 🫵
Hi 👋
You're the problem, it's you 🫵
😾
[+8] u/andytobbles: First bitcoin, then software, now financials. Whats next?
[+8] u/Consistent-Platypus3: You hear that? The death of bitcoin. 😌
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: People are literally idiots
[+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Remember Donnie said he is increasing the military budget to 1.5 Trillion immediately and defense stocks pumped yet the budget didn’t change, nothing happened and defense stocks didn’t sell off. This bubble is going to be fucking huge when it pops
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: > I do not have to go back to Congress to get approval of Tariffs. It has already been gotten, in many forms, a long time ago!
The tariffs been gotten
😔 Hate to see it
[+7] u/ExceptionallyGreat: Good news everyone!
There are still 216 trading days left in the year. You need to make only $4,629.63 per day to make it to a cool million.
Believe in yourself!
You got this!
[+7] u/PremiumFentanylGouda: Why do so many chicks wear extra tight jogging/yoga pants to fucking walmart lmao
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Yeh let’s pump all night just to dump it in the morning. Fk outta here
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: #Tomorrow- 🥭- “🍑💨💨”📉📉📉
[+7] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Remember regards, tomorrow is taco Tuesday
[+7] u/pootenanner: Less than a 2 dollar pump on spy?! Bols fukt fukt
[+7] u/oldsguy65: My breakfast cereal is fortified with AI.
[+7] u/Top_Investment1825: SPY up, BTC down.
this is what the people want
[+7] u/PomegranateLow4822: GREEN at open & GREEN at close.
[+7] u/Urzuck: It's Tuesday, Taco Tuesday. 🌮🌮🌮
[+7] u/Significant-Term6407: Tesla's new car registrations in Europe fell 17% year-on-year in January, marking the 13th consecutive month in which sales have shrunk across the continent.
In sharp contrast, Chinese EV giant BYD has more than doubled its market share across the European Union, Britain, Switzerland, Norway and Iceland.
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Just delete the app for 3 months if you’re going long
[+7] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Bers talk shit on red days, buls celebrate on green days. Everything will be okay. Why are bers so gey - Dr Suess
[+7] u/Total_Schedule592: I make over 3 figures a week
[+7] u/PossumImposter2: I am never listening to you guys again I just dumped everything I had left into silver for the chinese market reopening
And now it’s going down
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: How to deal with stress:
1. cry
2. masturbate
3. substance abuse
4. suicide
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: ADBE never seeing another all time high in its life
[+7] u/sha1dy: ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT
[+7] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: “ BUYER BEWARE!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Buyer beware?? Is his saying its going to be red days coming up??
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Can I make some money for once bruh
[+7] u/luckyinfil: Both buls and bers can win tomorrow. Just wait for the morning pump and then buy puts for the dump. It’s that easy
[+7] u/Aldribuds: More dudes would have signed up for the military if they knew it's a pizza party every night 🍕
[+7] u/Realistic_Manner238: Markets fucking ripping boyzzzz BuLLS getting PAID tomorrow!!!!!
[+7] u/ManBearPig_1983: https://preview.redd.it/etmfdphnuclg1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d6ec33649c85dde454f2809bb8cdca0283f70f
[+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: Oh look, the bulls are back from hiding all day. Enjoy those overnight gains guys. Surely they'll hold through tomorrow morning. 😉
[+7] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I have never seen a fat asian before
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Oh you touch my tralala
[+7] u/Anchises1: Best semiconductor company on planet earth reports earnings after the bell on Wednesday. Prepare for lift-off soyboys.
[+7] u/deevee12: \> Be Mexican cartel leader
\> Kidnap a politician’s child
\> Set ransom at 100 Bitcoin
\> Bitcoin crashes to $1000
FeelsBadMan
[+7] u/gami2billy: The plan is simple. We kill the bitcorn
[+7] u/Aldribuds: Kash watched Heated Rivalry and then immediately took a jet to Italy to slam beers in the locker room and look for ass cheeks and dongs. US taxpayer money well spent
[+7] u/tesseramous: Yep corn is dead again. Pack it out. Would the last miner turn off the lights.
[+7] u/givemethestars000: Are you ready for Don's State of Division speech tomorrow?
[+7] u/bluen: its vibe code o'clock
[+7] u/drpa1n: Fortune favors the ber
[+7] u/Thug_Nachos: You notice that Elon stopped bringing his human shie... I mean his kid around everything now?
[+7] u/GooglySoft: Where the crypto goons? Imagining spending 63k to buy some pixels lmao
[+7] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Suicidal sentiment 3% from ATH’s btw
[+7] u/tombrady011235: How’s gam gam’s IBM investment doing
[+7] u/diskfreak3: VIX ain't buying this pump.
More drilling maña
[+7] u/avdvetf: lets be serious here, no one gives a shit about aliens, they're poor
[+7] u/KleenVision: Calls going to print.
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: My ibit puts are gonna buy me a nice used 2007 honda Civic 😎
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: BTC just strait to $1-2k probably EOY. miners will be forced to unplug and network will come close to failing or possibly fail.
[+7] u/IslandExact429: In all seriousness
It really is time for HBO to bring back Silicon Valley 2.0
The madness for the last 6 months with OpenAI Oracle and Claude is fucking hilarious
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: People aren't scared enough for this to turn around yet.
[+7] u/auroraavm: can't sleep .... watching futures dump
[+7] u/Dayzlikethis: pretty sure kevin was carrying plastic bags when they broke.
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Damn mu really dropped hard so glad i sold at 120 with a 20% gain ...
[+7] u/Actual_Wasabi_6816: Sk Hynix and Samsung are making South Koreans absolutely rich.
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: More drilling tomorrow
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: FedEx files lawsuit against government.
Yeah… just like the FedEx package you ordered, it ain’t coming, brothers.
Money is GONE.
[+7] u/NFG89: Do i need to join some ancient monastery on top of a mountain? All I want is to find inner peace.
[+7] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Taiwan and Korea are the future. US mag7 spend infinite money to chase AI dream while Asia get all the money
[+7] u/Iunatic: So am i the only retard buying crowdstrike, rubrik, cloudflare and friends at these levels? This software/cybersecurity selloff is the most regarded thing since deepseek lol
[+7] u/jstvndrpls: A plague upon the house of Nordisk!
[+7] u/This_Huckleberry_473: What happened to metals?
[+7] u/Ok-Tennis330: Nothing Ever Happens btw
I’m bullish
[+7] u/Such_Coin: Come on man they already took away the emojis
[+7] u/NFG89: What really is the point of crypto beyond money laundering?
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: I honestly hate money lol.
Anyone else relate?
Of all the ways the human social structure could've played out, why did it have to be this?
[+7] u/Demons_Den: 🥭has short hair --> I'm short
Best Retards,
Me
[+7] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Cornbros still think it’s the future of finance? 🤣 boomer tech at this point
[+7] u/PyloPower: Oh Claude will know some Cobol? So banks will finally be able to get rid of that shit? The thing banks have trying to get rid of for decades, spending budgets larger than some country's GDP. Just let Claude vibecode that the fuck out, amazing.
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Europoors getting on the crumpets line
[+7] u/i_simp_f: All mods are homeless
They live outside like dogs
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA earnings week we’re gonna go past $200
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: People cheering on the BTC demise don't realize it's an indicator the overall market will keep going down lol
[+6] u/Coinifyquestion: Real gs move in silence like lasagna
[+6] u/dub_soda: Jerome putting on his pajamas with a billion in cash, ready to pump this bitch
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Ask a random question about a stock in its own specific subreddit.
Some guys will emerge with boners in hands and talk about their cost average.
[+6] u/alfred250: Software Down ~70%
Private Equity Down ~50%
MSFT Down ~20%
And you are now switching to puts?
[+6] u/dub_soda: I guess some homies missed out on Silver and Gold today, had to dump it to let them buy the dip 🤣
[+6] u/BiblicalAss: you dont hear anyone talking about $rddt here anymore
[+6] u/Single-Distance: So tomorrow we rip 1.5% before the state of the union
[+6] u/Intelligent_Map_8744: I don’t care if my stocks go to zero. I won’t forget that mango sucked off bubba
[+6] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Glad I bought calls at end of day.
[+6] u/Excellent_Row8297: Lol ber fuk 🌈 🐻 👉💦👈🐻🌈
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: He's just gona insult the justices for 1h then say "I'M COMPLETELY EXONERATED FROM THOSE FILES. COMPLETELY!"
Waste of time and braincells. Opening short on NQ futures as soon as it starts.
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: What comes after hubris?
[+6] u/xDubnine: this dude literally said on a podcast that tough decisions need to be made for the nations best interest...yeah ok buddy thats just another way of saying you aint doing your job.
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: 🌽 down 26k in a month, woof.
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: I still haven't seen a single application for AI that isn't a shitpost or shovelware yet. Oh ya let's dump 10% of the economy in that shit bois.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: IBM loses 13% due to Anthropic, Anthropic red on the day
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I wonder what stock will collapse -15% for no reason....
[+6] u/NotMe357: WTF! TACO give Netanyahu the Gold Key to The White House lol. You guys are really fucked!
Fucking unbelievable.
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: Saylor started buying in August 2020. Since then, SPY has increased 96%. Saylor is currently down 17%, or $9 billion dollars.
[+6] u/dreggers: at this rate the only way software stocks will rebound is if Trump puts a 50% tariff on Anthropic
[+6] u/nverloseinstocks: Imagine if nvdia -5% Thursday morning….
[+6] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Odds he bombs Iran before the state of the union to pay himself on the back in front of everyone
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: The DOW is over ~~50 000.~~
The DOW is over ~~49 000.~~
The DOW is over 48 000!
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: robinhood showing me green with a red chart
[+6] u/2muchnet42day: SPY 700 was in fact just a meme.
[+6] u/deadmancaulking: If there’s actually an AI crisis nothing matters so you should gamble
If there isn’t then you’re regarded and so you should gamble
[+6] u/Able_Web2873: I’ve invested in plenty of dog shit companies but luckily Hims wasn’t one of them. Seems like a dumpster fire
[+6] u/FullCopy: Creeptards are slowly realizing the real store of value is a Wendy’s paycheck.
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: America’s sweetheart is currently an alt wasian test tube baby with raccoon hair. Calls probably?
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: fuck it all in everything but US equities
[+6] u/Excellent_Row8297: Super pumped for SOTU. Our boy 🍊 🥭 is gonna drop some bangers tomorrow, for sure
[+6] u/f0xinaround: He's gonna pull out an updated tariff board.
[+6] u/FuckleUp: SaaS = Software as a 💩
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: High probability we never have another green day ever again.
[+6] u/djln491: Drill team 6 will report for duty promptly at 9:30am EST tomorrow morning
[+6] u/DMT1703: [If you start bet on Bitcoin going down since this comment. How much would you make now ?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qw0q62/comment/o3nnsjy/?context=3)
[+6] u/silence2087: I just need TSLA -10%
[+6] u/Bravadette: Not even the cool kind of dystopia where they feed prediction market data to AI to create Psychohistory
[+6] u/Affectionate-Day2743: dollars. she said 50,000 dollars. lol
[+6] u/pootenanner: 🥭 is getting ratiod on x. Badddd. And it’s normally a cesspit of maggots.
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: HOOD and MSFT bagholder wellness check
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: If reddit can just stop being so whack and monetize the nsfw content it will absolutely print money
[+6] u/deadmancaulking: 🌽 still 63k too high
[+6] u/iiGoodVibesii: TSM new all time highs going into tomorrow's open
[+6] u/Unlikely_Brilliant87: Imagine buying puts on the greatest Industrial Revolution since the 1700s lol
[+6] u/EuphoricWizard: NVDA pumping into earnings is the biggest bulltrap of the century ☠️
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: Big Theta day coming….. VIX flagging, QQQ at the bottom of range and the number 1 driver of the economy is reporting tomorrow. Dont blow your account on a useless day like today
[+6] u/Comfortable733: anytime someone here talks about the VIX, automatically disregard their comment or inverse for free money
[+6] u/claytondpark: Cats are so fuckin bossy
[+6] u/sanmar2225: Time for the dump then
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: So will orange yell "DOW 50,000"! during the SOTU, even though the DOW is 48k?
[+6] u/Disconn3cted: When I take a shit I have to be naked. This is because I'm afraid to get shit on the back of my shirt. I also stand up to wipe. If you see me through the cracks in the stall door mind your own business. Thanks
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Tom stupid fuck Lee: THE FOUR YEAR CYCLE IS OVER EVERYONE!!!
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: If you're too much of a pussy to buy/sell options, leave
come back when you have some proper pee-filled balls.
[+6] u/Additional_Invite461: Saaspocalypse, Epstien files, Iran ww3, Bitcoin 0 rat poison squared, SPY garbage technicals, private credit collapse, 15% tariffs, big investors hoarding cash and selling stocks, AI Bubble, AI takeover, 500k jobs to 100k. And you bought calls LMAO
[+6] u/gkdjsl: I'm a simple man, I need AMD to hit $260+ one more time so I can liquidate my entire position
[+6] u/Dust-Sea: Taco is going to reveal the Slovenian alien to the whole world. No wonder she had a Einstein visa.
[+6] u/Forward_Walrus649: Imagine being a dweeb buying into the hawk tuah coin and getting scammed 😂
[+6] u/Successful_Ask_2070: I made money today yay
[+6] u/Super-Extent-1210: TACO Tuesday tariffs only 10%
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: ok , what the flip. I look away for 5 mins and pedocoin is down 1k.
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Why does Elon have such a big beef with Claude?
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Who is buying MSFT at these levels. I did, but now I'm positive it will dip to 360 before recovery
[+6] u/RealWooWhee: +1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1 got it, thanks mr market
[+6] u/Forward_Walrus649: Everything red today blood ♥️
[+6] u/wattap: JAMIE DIMON NEEDS ATTENTION ONCE AGAIN
TIME FOR A CRYPTIC, BEARISH STATEMENT THAT HAS EXACTLY ZERO EXTRACTABLE VALUE
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: How is that all in HIMS guy doing?
[+6] u/AvocadoPurees: The people you see resigning because of the files are basically the elite rejects 👆🤔
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: Anthropic has a keynote event planned in NY today btw, incoming QQQ -5% day
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Today is going to be another day?
Isn't it?
[+6] u/BiblicalAss: sndk is dangerous -- micron has RAM -- sandisk does not make RAM --- and that fact is whats bizarre about the run up
[+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: I have $1k ready now. Tell me exactly what to buy tomorrow and I’ll inverse, thanks.
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: I just saw an attractive blonde girl my age delivering DoorDash. Looks like my spx puts for a year out will fkn print
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: Anthropic is a terrorist organization
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: BTC is truly finished. 2010-2025 that was it. this is even worse than 2022 because then it was at least tracking the market lower. this is more like an enron situation.
[+5] u/Vikingnorris: We once overthrew the government because tea was expensive, Americans have become soft
[+5] u/avdvetf: plot twist, the real bubble are the companies AI is going to eat
[+5] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Hope market pumps today so I can buy lower strike otm puts for state of union. Wouldn’t be surprised if he raises global tariff to 25% just to flex his stupidity
[+5] u/hypeaze: Bitcoin really do be going back to 20K, hold on to your buttholes cryptobros.
[+5] u/moorhound: >Goldman Sachs Chief Economist Jan Hatzius, said in an interview with the Atlantic Council that AI investment spending has had “basically zero” contribution to the U.S. GDP growth in 2025.
>“We don’t actually view AI investment as strongly growth positive,” said Hatzius. “I think there’s a lot of misreporting, actually, of the impact AI investment had on U.S. GDP growth in 2025, and it’s much smaller than is often perceived.”
Tick tock, Sam. This shit better get good enough to take everyone's jobs reeeeal quick
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Puts on sofi print everyday. Trash company
[+5] u/FullCopy: Just got back from Panda Exoress. They said they don’t know if DeepSeek was trained on NVDA. They acted like I was crazy.
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: Just found out Newsom is black
[+5] u/avdvetf: the beyond meat 5 year chart is something
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: EITHER YOU COOKED
OR GOT COOKED TODAY
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: I remember when I sold my nvo because the ceo said something along the lines of “we have a bumpy year ahead of us” that was enough for me
[+5] u/claytondpark: Whoever wanting to buy Paypal sure hates their $$$
[+5] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Why am I retorded and bought ADBE?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Msft just go back up to 400 thanks
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Slowly regain my loses from today over the next 2 weeks until they’re all erased again shortly after
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Ngl bros, we are fucked. You especially.
[+5] u/Same-Brilliant2014: remember when bulls last night were like "gonna open green, stupid bears" and then we had that AM pump and they doubled down? Ahahahahahaha
[+5] u/NFG89: Person at the back of Wendy's offered to pay me in monkey NFTs.
[+5] u/AvocadoPurees: 🌽 watchers, Is the halving event a thing or it's just a support group slogan when times get rough?
[+5] u/claytondpark: Watching peaky blinders for the first time
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: congrats to MSFT for being now down 31% from ATH, ORCL -60%, AMZN, META and TSLA -20%, AMD -25%
you know shit is real when even banks today got murdered today lmao, everyone scared of NVDA ER apparently
[+5] u/Fantastic_Smoke9501: Anthropic is now of particular concern. A fast rising terrorist organisation and we must rise against it
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i was actually looking for one last pump before the dump but maybe what we're getting is one last dump before the pump 🤔
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Cava puts are the most obvious play, so play theta🤣
[+5] u/These-Shoulder8017: 50 years ago you had to hammer steaks to make them edible.
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Spy isn’t dying tonight, we fukked
[+5] u/leomeng: IBM might be a mega short to zero
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: dunno about you but im binge watching singles inferno but not on purpose tbh i just cant turn it off
[+5] u/infinitestars98: Another 5% day for SLV
[+5] u/tinydisaster: So lemme get this straight. Free market enthusiasts, those republicans in power right now. Want to fire Susan Rice at Netflix. Small government republicans.
Same ones that took golden shares of various companies. And tried to force banks to set credit card rates at 10%.
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: Everyone talking about hims but I’m the regard who bought KTOS
[+5] u/Open_Sir_8830: i shorted two shit stocks at open and somehow i am down $1.3K. I may be retarded.
[+5] u/awstick: It's hilarious that MSTR is hosting a big event starting today trying to get corporations to invest in bitcoin, and in Vegas no less. Now we just need a Mark Baum figure to interrupt a presentation to ask a question.
[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Prioritizing MU over SNDK cause "sndk ran too much" will be my biggest regret
[+5] u/willbabu: Bears back to praying for nuclear warfare and silently downvoting 🤣
[+5] u/RioThePenguin: Why is TSLA even higher than MSFT
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: I completely stopped trading any options other than spx and had my biggest month ever. Not being drained by constantly looking at multiple stocks all the time makes things so much easier
[+5] u/mks_csw: way to much stuff i want to buy for the small amount of money i got
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: Hims isn't saving the market after all, I guess.
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Despite all my rage I'm still just a guy with no money and my balls in a cage.
[+5] u/peterpeer9: Wait so OpenClaw is just glue that allows you to text message chatgpt
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: # OH GOD!!!!!!!!
# 🤧🤧🤧
_PWEHHHHHH_
Excuse me!
Everyone should sneeze like the world is ending imo, that would be hilarious
[+5] u/HDauthentic: Ah yes the fourth state of matter, the state of the union
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Guys when are we supposed to get the $2000 tariff cheque dividends?
[+8] u/---0________0---: Experts: "We looked at the fictional thing Trump said today and determined it was fictional"
[+7] u/spyputs1: No u stop beatch!!! 💅
[+7] u/ddrsdght: We need to start a big war to get rid of the unemployed people
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'ma start beating my dick hopefully it will grow
[+6] u/BadBehaviour613: Don't know if Jensen Huang is sitting next table or I am just racist
[+6] u/otimanob: Is pypl a classic buy the rumor, sell the news at this point?
[+6] u/csr8765: Ethereum is completely useless. Meanwhile tom Lee decided to build a treasury company around it 🤣 and he bought at almost the exact top
[+6] u/ArisZG: To think that Microsoft was once a blue chip. Only boomers own Microsoft now
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Bombing Iran using a ship without functioning toilets is peak 🇺🇸
[+6] u/macdryshaving: Buying dick pills at the top should be some sort of WSB award
[+6] u/FormalCompetition118: Stop trading, start smoking 🚬
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: MSFT down 20% ytd, what do we think?
[+6] u/Manholebeast: Hyperscalers dumping stockholders in pursuit of yet even more fucking chips. They fucking deserve the downfall.
[+6] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Nvo and corn in a battle of drilling
[+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: Hims was down over 8% over night. Now it's only down 7%. The climb has begun 💪
[+5] u/trainwreck001: Chipotle in trouble. Middle class gone.
[+5] u/aerospace_bear: Well lost on MSFT calls today. Do it again tomorrow?
[+5] u/katrav86: kek... and oPeX, MMs, tRiPle wItChIng
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: Gavin Newsom got a 960 on his SATs and became Governor of California, what’s your excuse?
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: It's okay Northrop Grumman, you move when you feel like as long as it's up and before 4/17.
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: Damn I sold my ibit puts way too early
[+5] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: Today I honestly thought about just buying a hovel and living off shit i find on the ground like some hobo that aspires to be gollum
[+5] u/paralogistic: With a P/E ratio of 380x what the fuck is teslas bull case
[+5] u/nknk_3: I will buys SPY calls tomorrow and panic sell when SPY starts to go down and then instantly shoots up
[+5] u/5_Little_Luck: Some of you had 700C and it shows
[+5] u/maximuminimum: Why can’t we just have a decades long bull market - it’s not that hard to do
[+5] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: They arrested him, but didn’t even touch his penis. Sus.