What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 23, 2026

wsbapp · 2026-02-22T20:57:33+00:00
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 23, 2026 — AI-analyzed trade ideas from Reddit — r/wallstreetbets on Buzzberg.
AI Summary
As an elite financial analyst, I have reviewed the provided r/wallstreetbets mega-thread. Despite the high volume of memes, political commentary, and general "regardation," several actionable themes and trade ideas have been extracted from the community discussion.
Summary

Dominant Themes: The primary drivers of conversation are geopolitical tensions, specifically the potential for conflict with Iran and widespread cartel-related unrest in Mexico. The impact of a new "tariff wizard" administration on global trade is also a major point of anxiety and speculation.
Sentiment: The overall sentiment is highly mixed and volatile, leaning slightly bearish due to geopolitical uncertainty. However, a strong contrarian undercurrent exists, with many users believing the market will rally ("pump") in the face of negative news, a common WSB trope.
Key Events/Earnings: NVIDIA (NVDA) earnings are repeatedly cited as the single most important event of the week, with the potential to dictate market direction regardless of other macro factors.
AI Summary
As an elite financial analyst, I have reviewed the r/wallstreetbets daily discussion thread to distill actionable intelligence from the community's discourse. The following analysis filters the chaotic sentiment to identify potential trading opportunities.
Summary

The dominant theme is a significant sell-off in Bitcoin (referred to as 🌽 or "corn"), which has fallen below $65k. This has created a strong bearish sentiment towards crypto-related equities like MSTR and HOOD and has fueled broader market anxiety.
Geopolitical and macroeconomic concerns are prevalent, focusing on newly announced 15% tariffs by the current administration (referred to as 🥭 or "orange man"), escalating tensions in Mexico, and the looming threat of war with Iran. This has led to a flight-to-safety sentiment, with a notable surge in interest towards precious metals like gold and silver.
There is significant discussion around an upcoming NVDA earnings report, with the community divided on whether it will save the market or be a "sell the news" event that accelerates the downturn.
AI Summary
As an elite financial analyst, I have reviewed the provided r/wallstreetbets mega-thread to distill actionable intelligence from the community's discourse. The following is a structured analysis of the prevailing sentiment and specific trade ideas discussed for February 23, 2026.
Summary

The dominant theme is macro-economic confusion and frustration, particularly regarding newly implemented tariffs, their impact on global trade, and the perceived disconnect between negative geopolitical news and a resilient, upward-trending market.
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the sharp, unexpected downturn in Novo Nordisk (NVO) stock, with many users expressing schadenfreude towards "value investors" who held it.
Overall sentiment is a mix of bearish frustration with the economy and a bullish resignation that the market will continue to rise regardless of negative catalysts ("nothing matters but markets going up").
Score 98
Comments 1,987
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[+100] u/BFox1982: We're negotiating for a new car and my wife just whispered to me, "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than 5 words."  

Am I cooked?

[+70] u/stupidber: Anybody got that dave ramsey meme where its like "so let me get this straight, you took out $5k in credit card debt to buy crypto 10 years ago, it went to $15M, then you lost all of it and never paid off the original $5k which has now gone up to $100k?" "Thats correct Dave"

[+57] u/GoZukkYourself: Next week's earnings calendar:

https://preview.redd.it/bc3mib1224lg1.jpeg?width=900&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=aacb3de71c661c1a5127b88f5bbe5b54a79e9be9

[+45] u/bearhunter429: #All I want is to get rich without any effort, talent or patience by simply pushing a few buttons on an app. Is it too much to ask for? LMAO🤌

[+39] u/CarcossaYellowKing: Ah, Steve Witkoff just said Iran is a week away from having nuclear weapons. Surely this isn’t like Iraq when Saddam definitely had weapons of mass destruction. Then the story changed to they had recently moved them, but they were still in the country. Then it changed to they had them at some point. Then a group of US politicians were found to be purposefully using the CIA to give Bush false intel to justify the attack. This isn’t the same…. Right?

[+39] u/Internal_Field5970: State of the Union Address

Joe Biden and Barrack Hussein Obama were the worst.  I am the best.  We are the hottest country.  18T in trade deals.  Supreme Court is retarded.  Dow 50k.  Melania Oscars sweep.  Ted Cruz’s wife not great looking.  I settled 9.25 wars.  Tariffs are great.

[+37] u/GuyFaulks77: Tomorrow was going to be blood red but that was pricing in a Canadian hockey gold medal. Now we will pump

[+36] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: Chicken Thighs now at $1.60/lb  insane. pre Covid we were at $.79 - $99/lb.  peak Covid and after we were at $1.30/lb to $1.50. this $1.60/lb is ridiculous. and these fucking scumbags are trying to push it off as a sale.

[+35] u/sailortyx56: Scam Altman: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.”

lol

[+30] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Can’t wait to visit Jalisco during World cup. Seems like a nice a friendly place

[+28] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I am leaning towards a shit-show opening tonight.

[+28] u/silverfutes: I suck at trading, I’m going to give alcoholism a try.

[+26] u/stupidber: Pretty certain this mexico unrest will be over once they see DOW over 50.000

[+25] u/looool_k_libtard: Mexico is crazy man, a fully militarized cartel just…takes over a city mid day.

[+24] u/AlasKansastan: https://preview.redd.it/91vap60y44lg1.jpeg?width=1156&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=4e2470697397fd8003a3cd8164a24b8bf2a3ea9c

[+23] u/LostandConfused2024: Imagine owning a fucking cybertruck LMAO

[+22] u/United-Win-2432: Tomorrow will be as red as the streets of Mexico

[+22] u/jfwelll: Im tired boss. I dont want to work anymore

[+22] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Im sure the people who panic bought puts for the tarrif announcement will be allowed to cash out big tomorrow.

[+21] u/Internal_Field5970: Pretty sure big alcohol and cigarette companies got 🥭 elected to stress everyone tf out constantly

[+20] u/PushAble2463: Hate your job? I’ve got a secret trick:

Have your in-laws over for a long weekend. 

I’ve never been more excited for monday.

[+19] u/sutro19: We are all going to be broke some day if we keep hanging out here. It’s like a toxic relationship

[+18] u/Mysterious-Device-53: The market has every reason to shit the bed, so it’ll probably pump

[+17] u/Moepenmoes: How to explain my wife we have to sell our car?

[+17] u/TheGoodBunny: Metals like Gold and Silver are showing signs of life again. Time to get back? why or why not?

[+17] u/Internal_Field5970: 🥭 ignoring Supreme Court

Next level shit

[+16] u/PushAble2463: Pretty certain this mexico unrest will be over once they see DOW over 50.000

[+16] u/liftshit9: i want sleepy joe back

[+16] u/Internal_Field5970: Yo if you bought a 🌽 at 125k, you’ll be able to buy 3 for the same amount of money this week

[+16] u/NYGiants181: I’m seriously so sick of this fucking moron

[+16] u/pleasestoptalkin: Get caught cheating ✅ lose twice to USA ✅ 

Puts on Canada

[+15] u/dylanx5150: Can you guys be more specific with your comments? This is where I come for my news. Don't make me go elsewhere.

[+15] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Thetagang was walking down the street in a 3-piece and alligator shoes when homeless 🐻 came up asking for spare change.

Annoyed, he chastised 🐻:

&gt;Instead of being a bum, why not work and earn your money?  I'll tell you what.  Come paint my porch and I'll give you a $100.

🐻 agreed and they went over to his house, where Thetagang handed him a bucket of paint and a brush.  An hour later, 🐻 came back asking for a $100.

&gt;Huh... that was a lot faster than I expected but here you go.  Honest pay for honest work.  Doesn't that feel much better?

🐻 put the $100 in his pocket and shrugged.  "I guess so...  But just so you know, you have a Ferrari not a Porch."

[+15] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #trying to order escorts in a snow storm is hard man dame

[+15] u/stupidber: Sadly u/cashflow_ has been killed in the recent unrest near his home in Mexico. This has been a u/cashflow_ final update

[+15] u/looool_k_libtard: Struggling with bills so I bought an $85,000 truck at 11% interest and owe $1,400 a month.   That’s the great thing about cars is they retain value over time.

[+15] u/spudbro00: Unless futures are down more than 2% it will recover pre market. Happens everytime without fail

[+15] u/Academic_Banana_5659: Thank god I sold my calls on Friday.

No way I was going to hold through the weekend with the current tariff wizard.

[+14] u/WendyDumpsterFire: China just sat there silently and won. Art of War while art of deal sucks

[+14] u/Warm_Implement3088: someone @ me when the Cabo 5 star all inclusive suites are under 2k a night

[+14] u/ajibtunes: Ugh can’t wait for my gf to leave home so I can jerk off

[+14] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: bears waiting an entire weekend only for flat futes that'll turn green by open.

the market will bleed up while the USD becomes worthless. don't even bother going short

[+14] u/Internal_Field5970: At least we don’t need to worry about crypto bros reproducing 🤣

[+14] u/stuffandthings16: So we are definitely going to open up bigly green huh?

[+13] u/mtnrnnr802: Just snorted 10g creatine

[+13] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: US sending King Von and Chief Keef in right now in a hellcat.

[+13] u/retard_trader: Putin has been president for 25 years, he's a dictator. Netanyahu has been president 25 years, he's not a dictator. Make it make sense.

[+13] u/BatApprehensive9908: When I said that there is no way that the US would attack Iraq, a week later we attacked Iraq.

When I said that there is no way that Russia would attack Ukraine, a week later they attacked Ukraine.

I am now saying that there is no way that we are going to attack Iran.

[+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: when $NBIS is red I do hammer curls to failure

forearms jacked and cracked

[+12] u/rcantu314: Everyone so bearish here, Futes will be green fosho

[+12] u/Spanisbro2: REMEMBER, UNTIL NVDA REPORTS, EVERYTHING IS FAKE!

[+12] u/daytraderrr: As a republican, I miss sleepy joes stock market… this sucks.

[+12] u/Locke_____Lamora: Gld gonna open up 2% 🤑🤑

[+12] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Bulls were in here just 30 minutes ago circlejerking each other

[+12] u/SnoStrm: Well… I’m poor again.

[+12] u/pickledmagahead: We are so fucking green tomorrow omfg

[+12] u/whitewashedsyrian: Useless coin preparing for its next leg down lmao

[+12] u/PushAble2463: I’m going to bed (europoor). Fucked to even have to say this, but America: please try not to bomb anything or kidnap anyone while we sleep over here 😩 And enough of the fucking tariffs, just stay with the 10/15 (?) % for whatever reason. 

Good night regards

[+12] u/Jeffoxy: gamblers gambling on the gambling results of other gamblers

[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine fucking up Game of Thrones so bad

[+11] u/NewDawn101: Why wouldn’t Netflix walk away from WB merger? They get $2billion, Don’t have to deal with orange monkey throwing doodoo at them and Paramount basically goes bankrupt from debt in 2-5years

[+11] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: Pretty certain this mexico unrest will be over once they see DOW over 50.000

[+11] u/Warm_Implement3088: Two fucking words retards.

OIL

TANKERS

[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: In the 2080s, go to a nursing home, and mention the word 'tariffs' to trigger PTSD 💀

[+11] u/luvs2fukmenazzdeep: #help. I gambled my rent money I don’t have that nyc will have over 16 inches of snow. All I see is fooken  rain I m so fooked if we don’t get 16 inches of snow by 3:00 am

[+11] u/Aldribuds: Blood red Monday followed by Taco Tuesday 🌮

[+11] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Bearhunter used to be entertaining now he’s washed up 🤌

[+11] u/Overall-Fold-9720: LMAO, the US offering *free Healthcare* to a foreign nation and getting rejected

What even is this timeline about ?

[+11] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again

[+11] u/Metacog_Drivel: Imagine how high SPY would be right now if we didn't have constant chaos and uncertainty for the past year.

[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: There’s literally no reason to buy 🌽 unless you’re doing illegal shit

[+11] u/brute-forced: Bye bye retirement! 👋🏻

[+11] u/LostandConfused2024: If it’s red, I just fucking buy the dip.  If it’s green, I just fucking beat my meat to the gains. HOW CAN I FUCKING LOSE WITH THIS BOYS

[+11] u/harryKH1: !banbet msft 420 24h

[+11] u/necarpenter417: Why is there always a drop or two off piss left?

[+11] u/TequilaTrader: On my way to Puerta Vallarta.  Can’t wait to get to the resort and relax.

[+10] u/neutralpoliticsbot: you can now gamble on how many inches of snow gonna hit NYC

ok how do I buy options on that?

[+10] u/jda823: 1 hour til we get to argue what fake numbers mean

[+10] u/Urzuck: Imagine if he retreats from Iran and start bombing Mexico

[+10] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: One way or the other, the loss porn this week is going to be insane.

[+10] u/Unassisted3P: Invade Iran? 🥱

Invade Mexico? 🤔

[+10] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: metals telling the truth

[+10] u/abused-throwawayy: Futes -.1%

TOTAL BEAR VICTORY BULLS ON LIFE ALERT

[+10] u/stupidber: Whys it feel like we're 4 months into a ber market when we're still at ATHs basically

[+10] u/Lost_Grand3468: "EU won't pay tariffs..."

Not sure if I'm missing the joke or if I'm suddenly embarassed to be here...

[+9] u/astromouse2024: Hope MMs had a terrible weekend

[+9] u/CitronInfinite5304: Cartels leave the silver miners alone please thanks

[+9] u/Healthy_Resort_363: Who thought bombs were flying this weekend?

[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: If you are feeling down today, remember there are people buying puts on GLD.

[+9] u/Emotional-Pattern-57: My farts are going to stink next weekend from eating too much Steak from these gains incoming 😮‍💨😂

[+9] u/Open_Sir_8830: Steve Witkoff has declared, "Iran could be close to enriching uranium for bomb making material." The overlords have been saying this shit at least since the first time I heard it in 2000. Anyway, I wish they would just do something or shut up about it. They don't need to convince us of anything, they just do what they want anyway.

[+9] u/Jeffoxy: looting a mcdonald’s anywhere in the world should be considered an attack on US soil 🦅

[+9] u/avdvetf: puts on everything, this is all crashing until mango is removed

[+9] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: 10 minutes until circlejerking about futes

[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I’m guessing +0.5% for futures

[+9] u/UpwardCharterhouse: I really don’t get why everyone is so bearish

[+9] u/Devastaytah: commodity bulls will eat this week

[+9] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: Futes are barely down. He'll raise tariffs and bomb Iran so the market will go back up, easy

[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: Odds on China taking Taiwan while America is playing toy soldiers in the gulf?

[+9] u/WingedScapula420: Probably gonna watch the invasion of Iran tomorrow while trapped in my apartment by a blizzard.

[+9] u/jonneh: **NYT** 4:36pm EST
#
&gt; 🥭 OPEN TO DEPOSING AYATOLLAH BY FORCE IF IRAN STUBBORN

[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **Breaking News**

TELEPROMPTER STATE OF THE UNION TRANSCRIPTS FOR TUESDAY:

“Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress, I come to you today, by the way I didn’t have to come at all, I was thinking I didn’t actually need to but I decided why the hell not, I guess I will, the state of our union, and it’s a hell of a state, I tell you Biden couldn’t get a state this good, he was a very sad, sad guy, worst president in history, which the election I won by the way, biggest landslide ever, most votes of all time, highest approval ratings in history, yes maybe even higher than some others, is, by the way look at those empty democrats seats, you know they hate me, so much, and it’s just unimaginable, the country is the hottest it’s ever been, hotter than that girl on the island that time…”

[+9] u/hallett21: Where were you on Canadas 9/11

[+9] u/daytraderrr: Short rib tonight fellas

[+9] u/PushAble2463: Can’t wait to trade tomorrow.. I am literally shaking, damn I’m dedicated! Wish nana could see me 😞

[+9] u/strawberrycosmos1: Only accepting 100k+ folks sir

[+8] u/OptionGamble: Futures open red and climb to green? The usual?

[+8] u/Madsen13140: I m cash gang and not proud of it

[+8] u/borat_he_like_you: Hi I need a job, money, food, and housing, how do I enlist for the war against Iran?

[+8] u/Evander85: I’d watch 🌽 fall over any nba game

[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Throat infection finally clearing

Able to eat solid foods again

Calls on SPY is the move

[+8] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: SLV CASINO OPENS SOON

[+8] u/cryptohorn: They done be burning down the Costco in Puerto Vallarta 😭

[+8] u/El3k0n: Does cocaine make you a better trader? Let’s find out

[+8] u/Axwe8: BREAKING NEWS

C17 are flying back ASAP.

**IRAN** war is now **MEXICO WAR** 🤡

[+8] u/vanceraa: futes open green -&gt; “fake pump”

futes open red -&gt; “circuit breaker inc”

every sunday lfggg

[+8] u/-IQ200: Once again, the entire market depends on NVDA earnings.

[+8] u/bearhunter429: #One by one countries are backing off from trade deals now that they found out tariffs were illegal LMAO🤌🗽🦅

[+8] u/Jeffoxy: self sucking is gay but stroking yourself isn’t? 

ya ok bud, makes no sense

[+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I don't even look at futures immediately anymore, I just try to guess them based off the comments here. Cause we'll be up +0.1% and the comments will say "we mooning" or -0.1% "we drilling"

[+8] u/NazgulSandwich: I spammed metals calls on Thursday bc I’m a genius and if you eliminate all of the times I blundered horrifically I am literally always right

[+8] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Pretty shiny rocks make me happy and rich

[+8] u/willbabu: My coworker Ken whom sold in 4/20,  12/22, and 4/25 sent a group text on Friday letting everyone know he is all cash until the Iranian conflict settles. Calls it is

[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: Bye nasdaq it was nice knowing u

[+8] u/Ill-Ad1603: #Ber be like : HOLY FUTES DRILLING

#stfu ber it’s down like 0.09%

[+8] u/LostandConfused2024: Everyone knows that if futures red, green by open.  If futures green, then blood red open

[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: Market collapse incoming

[+8] u/whodey84: BTC is actually the perfect hedge once it's worth $0.

[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: PSA:

There is nowhere in Mexico that is "safe" from cartels. I'm seeing posts from FB friends who are in areas where they're told "it's normally the safest area", yet the streets are being bombed and the resorts are locked down. 

Mexico = cartelville. Enter at your own peril.

[+8] u/retard_trader: Why do the cartels hate Costco wtf

[+8] u/BatApprehensive9908: Your face has a 69% chance of red open tomorrow

[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: &gt; AI massively boosts productivity and profits.

Doubt

[+7] u/Punjab94: 1000% tarriff on my balls

[+7] u/successful_gap_v3: cartel leader killed in mexico

[+7] u/Sick0h: Futes will be red. Real market will be green.

[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: We need our own wsb only polymarket for betting if futures open green or red.

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: lit my city on fire cuz my boss who pays me in tortillas got arrested

[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Can't spell Monday without calls

[+7] u/Montyprice7206: First the Oreo Factory in Ukraine gets bombed

Now the Mexican Costco is up in flames

Is nothing sacred anymore?

[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🥭 is going for a three front war, I guess. 

One in Mexico, one in Iran, one in Cuba. 

ur calls r fukd.

[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: BREAKING: The Costco in Puerto Vallarta is on fire 😦

[+7] u/Certifieddddd: A lot of bearish news and everyone thinks puts will print. Calls it is

[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: LMAO, not even a dip for ants

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: you can declare bankruptcy every 7 years

that’s 10 all-ins over a lifetime, only one has to hit

[+7] u/leshermes: express train to stagflation

[+7] u/vanceraa: metal retards are back in the chat 💔

[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Move the World Cup to Canada entirely

[+7] u/fruitloop00001: Gold calls are back on the menu.

[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Bulls in fetal position every Sunday from 6-10pm 📉🤡

[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #I WANT A TARIFF REFUND

[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Define what % constitutes drilling lol, looks flat to me

[+7] u/tika_dengu: Airspace over Iran is being cleared out

https://preview.redd.it/ywzdjj2xs4lg1.jpeg?width=354&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=2fb166666d9861e78da1c846dfa07d95f56cd727

[+7] u/JakeSal10: Futures indeed did plummet

[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Friday SLV call buyers are foaming at the mouth.

[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Why doesn't Nvidia buy Greenland and build data centers in that cold environment there? Are they stupid?

[+7] u/No_Assistance5652: Weekly reminder of Silver going 250 by EOY

[+7] u/Independent_Wind1270: Largest US trading partners have much lower tariff rate now. Market should actually be rallying huge

[+7] u/stupidber: Just saw some retard betting on how many cars were gonna drive thru an intersection in watertown NY in a 30s period

[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: If gld opens up 3% I'm flying first class to Thailand for something important.

[+7] u/sibalbyonshin: IBrrrrrrrrrX continues this week

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: **Urgent: Immediate payment needed.**

ugh why you so obsessed w/ me 😉

[+7] u/bigmeatbag: OMG the Mexican drug cartels are burning Costcos trying to destroy my COST calls, bomb them Donnie!

[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: The only certainty is that there will be 3 more years of uncertainty

[+6] u/ConstantAd1: Buying more NBIS and RKLB tmw

[+6] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: I’m scared. My entire net worth is in AMZN

[+6] u/callsonreddit: When you put it in her butt and she says “is it in yet?”

[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Was it Dick Cheney with his shotgun hunting at Mar a Lago?

[+6] u/dylanx5150: Robot on robot porn can't get here fast enough. This other shit is boring af.

[+6] u/smart_doge: If you were in college today, would you use AI for passing all your exams?

[+6] u/Numisko: 20% global tariff announced tomorrow?

[+6] u/stupidber: Canadians lost florida, cuba and now mexico. Where we supposed to go when its cold?

[+6] u/Jeffoxy: lane assist makes it so much easier to piss in a bottle

[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I used Gemini to help me solve a complex electrical systems design question, to which it did an excellent job. Then, in a separate thread, it proceeded to tell me that RKLB, OKLO, and ASTS all rose 5%-7% on Friday, when they all fell that amount.

Wtf, Gemini (and all LLMs). So much potential, yet so blatantly fucking wrong sometimes.

[+6] u/sha1dy: ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT?

[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Moves are to lose more money

[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Oh no guys a Mexican cartel leader was killed. I guess we should sell everything.

[+6] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: lofi hip hop radio 📚 beats to relax/study/commit treason to

[+6] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Been dieting and exercising the past 4 months like crazy. Also not drinking. Wife just made me a tequila and soda since we’re snowed in with the3 kids. I’m upset with myself

[+6] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Got nothing against Canada.

But watching their men and women hockey teams getting cucked with plushie toys was objectively one of the funniest Olympics moments I've seen.

The genius who thought this was a good idea and worth it to make some money on toys 🤣.

[+6] u/Zeppu: Will 2026 be the gooner year?

[+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Going to masturbate while waiting for futes

[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: I've legit been nauseous for like 5 hours and I've already thrown up. So annoying.

[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: 7 minutes until people realize the market doesn’t care about the 5% change to tariffs and really doesn’t care about Mexico

[+6] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Pops told me he went to see the Melania movie the other day, told me it was the best he’s seen in a while

[+6] u/willbabu: Bears went from laughing about limit down to hyping up a .1% drill/silently down voting 😂

[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Tarrifs bullish 

No Tarrifs bullish

War bullish 

No war bullish 

Bearish bullish 

Bullish bullish

Your mom Bearish

[+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls.

[+6] u/Neat_Database6685: damn silver, calm down

[+6] u/215aPhillyiated: Let’s goooo off work tmw cause of the snow and have gld calls, if I wake up to gold over 5200 I’ll run outside naked and make a snow angel

[+6] u/LetsGoAhoy: I just want everything to crash so the economic climate matches how I feel inside 💔

[+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: All this just to rip as soon as we open lmao

[+6] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: HOLY. Futes drilling

[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: There's our regularly scheduled red

[+6] u/demos11: I just want my tech, gold, oil and cash to all go up 10% at the same time.

[+6] u/H_o: it's going to be blood fuckin red isn't it? gn

[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: SLV calls will print

[+6] u/HomeMadeToast: There will be one more coordinated silver crash before comex vaults are empty. After that there’s no telling how high it could rip

[+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I am once again watching the Iran live feed in Tehran and Isfahan and will let you regards know if any air strikes happen

[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: In this regard market it could be -2% overnight and I’d still be scared for my puts. I won’t feel good until market is open.

[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Some of you are worse than white women on the Nextdoor app 🤣

[+6] u/moorhound: FUD FUD GET YER FUD HEAH

- El Mencho killed in Mexico, and JNG Cartel's burning the fucking country down in response. All the US airlines are suspending flights to Puerto Vallerta/most of Jalisco
- Iran's edging closer to trigger time. US gave them until Tuesday to effectively fold on nuclear development, or else they cut negotiations. Witkoff's meeting with the former Shah's gay son, protests are hitting a round 2, and the US is staging air power into CENTCOM like it's nobody's business. WTI likely to the moon

- Jobless claims on Thursday, even with Chef Boyardee cooking the numbers they're expected to be bad

[+6] u/punksandkisses: stonks. RDDT, HOOD and FIGMAballs

[+6] u/localcric: EL MENCHO can suck mah dickk

[+6] u/HesFromBarrancas: Market comes down post-OpEx.

Same as it ever was.

[+6] u/wilhelm96: Friday tariff pump completely erased before open? Sounds legit

[+6] u/Big-Quote4483: nasdaq futes doen .4%. MSFT gonna tank tmr

[+6] u/lolb00bz_69: Forgive me father for i have sold

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Silver rippin LMAO🤌

[+6] u/More-File4546: Why the FUCK are oil futures down i’m gonna lose my fucking shit

[+6] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: American tourists being warned not to vacation in Iran during spring break.

[+6] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: tomorrow will be a day that ends with "y"

and nothing will happen

[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: NVDA earnings Wednesday, RKLB earnings Thursday. 

People be saying they're huge Jesus fans, but noone can even name 3 songs he did.

[+6] u/Visible-Atmosphere72: everything is priced in stop thinking about iran or nvidia earnings

[+6] u/Emotional-Pattern-57: More volatility incoming this week. Swings both ways 🥶

[+6] u/MrHaphazard1: Imagine not being a part of this community. This is peak male behavior

[+6] u/Guhbigly: Damn should have full port’ed metals before Friday close.. feels bad man 😔

[+6] u/Jeffoxy: Indeed makes money by selling your data to Netanyahu, employment is an Israeli psyop

[+6] u/cinciNattyLight: Cartels attacked Costco. COSTCO!!! This means war. No quarter! But six quarters for a hot dog!

[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: elliot wave isnt a thing

[+6] u/No_Current3675: Orange bruh doesn't know whether he shat his pants today and you're paying attention to this?

[+6] u/CalRippedken: You're dislexic. They said you have HIV

[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: It is going to be so poetic when the S&amp;P 500 smashes through 7000 off NVDA earnings

[+5] u/Rare-Competition-248: Anyone else holding Tesla shorts from Friday?

[+5] u/TheGoodSurgeon: El Mencho was a HIMS bull. RIP

[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: 🥭 so mad at the NFLX board lady. lol

[+5] u/Jeffoxy: riots erupt across phoenix arizona today, as walgreens cashiers take to the streets in protest of their CEO being arrested

[+5] u/ImLemonized: I bought a lot of stuff this week and then orange decided to open his mouth.. i guess fook me

[+5] u/plznodownvotes: I can sleep easy knowing Trump is effectively a lame duck president for the next three years. He’ll just continue to grift and steal from his citizens, but they voted for it, so 🤷🏻

[+5] u/cryptohorn: 🥭 Seeing the Mencho reaction and be like, would you do that for me

[+5] u/Either-Lie-9000: EWY will outperform SPY, QQQ, IWM come year end

[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: ThEyRe NaWt EvEn ProFfittlTaBul

SIT DOWN WITH YOUR $MSFT SHARES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO GET RICH

[+5] u/hallett21: We’re gonna have to nuke Mexico before Iran

[+5] u/PremiumFentanylGouda: Working til 10 sucks massive swaying blue whale balls

[+5] u/TheEagleDied: You guys think mango is going to allow Americans to be besieged in Mexican port towns without making things 10x worse?

[+5] u/-IQ200: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+5] u/btoned: Sold majority of my AMZN calls so expect a 5% up day tomorrow.

[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: 54 mins until I can start watching lines again

[+5] u/shinigami_2245: 4 years now to lock in and become an Olympic level curler so I can be dripped out in Ralph like ‘08 Kanye 🦅

[+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Everyone sitting on the edge of there seat for low volume nothing burger futes.

[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Do NOT redeem the card sir.

DO NOT REDEEM.

[+5] u/bearhunter429: #When we look at cavemen hammering on shit with stones all day, they look primitive to us but when they look at us tapping on our phones all day, we look primitive to them LMAO🤌

[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: 20 minutes til life has meaning

[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: El Mencho’s vast assets will be liquidated and invested in SPY. Calls it is.

[+5] u/BatApprehensive9908: Are the tariffs in the room with us now?

[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: Hedged my port with 1 LMT share

[+5] u/dtlabsa: Does anyone actually believe that Iran poses a threat to the US? Or did most people wise up after Iraq?

[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Just as I expected futes flat like moms ass

[+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: GUH! The end is near! ITS OVER. MY PUTS ARE PRINTING!

futures down -0.03%

[+5] u/Adventurous_Day9254: So a circuit breaker is when market drops 7%? That would be neat to see happen in real time.

[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Big beautiful red and another month of “Spy 700” spam as we slide down 📉

[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I'm ugly and I'm proud ✊😔

[+5] u/Electronic_Band_949: I’m gonna open a tariffs ETF

[+5] u/EvolvingDior: The market just won a gold medal.

[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: At this rate gold will be up 10% by open and I'll be a multi millionaire.

[+5] u/Realistic_Manner238: lol 😂 hey Bears 🐻 is the drop in the room with us???? Fluffing regards

[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Calls on GLD and MSFT

[+5] u/215aPhillyiated: So gold back to new ath this week I guess ?

[+5] u/willbabu: I swear half of the regards screaming futes cratering or ripping do not even have a rh account let alone know how to look up futures

[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: HOLY SHIT FUTURES DECLINING.  *GOTCHA BEARS*

[+5] u/Martian-Finance: Ai trading algorithms waiting for other algorithms to trigger.

[+5] u/MagneticRetard: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: I say stag you say flation!

[+5] u/avdvetf: there needs to a polymarket on how long mango lasts

my bet is way under 3 yrs

[+5] u/Kickboy21: Subscribing to chatgpt plus so that OpenAI can generate more revenue to pay MSFT for their massive backlogs to hopefully pump my MSFT positions

[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: You will own nothing and be happy

[+5] u/HwangingAround: East Cambodian stock market opens at -78%.

[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: If you’re a crypto bro, please identify so we can shame your mental illness

[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Futes went from DRILLIN to COLLAPSIN LMAO🤌

[+5] u/jonneh: Welp, I guess I have to sell my way otm SPY calls I held over the weekend. I was hoping for a gap up 😩

[+5] u/spudbro00: Just saw a bright yellow lifted beat to shit old hummer with 2 giant Rambo flags except trump was Rambo holding the ak47. Calls on anything redneck

[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: futes telling me the dip i bought last week is unfortunately going to keep on dipping

[+5] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Oh shit cybertrucks are 59k now

[+5] u/farcat: You saw it here first boys - slv is going to 100 in the next 30 days. My $4k in slv calls  expired Friday so now it can finally run again

[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Anthropic just released a new model which replaces all cartels in next 6-12 months. 🤌

[+5] u/luckyinfil: My puts bought end of day Friday is going to pump so hard tomorrow from weekend tariff news.

Already looking at new cars.

[+5] u/masonk69: Futures aren’t even down a scratch you bears are gettin excited too early as usual

[+5] u/Imaginary_String_814: 4% on the Return of Jesus Christ. 

is the last judgement priced in ?

[+5] u/leave_youself_behind: UPDATE - Tariffs are now 3000% on whole solar system

[+5] u/spence_ECU20: Really hope spy drills so my 670 puts print

[+5] u/Comfortable733: Some of you pay for Reddit and its pathetic

[+5] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Gold bears are really the most retarded of all kinds of bears.

[+5] u/zeebee098: I’m starting the new year over in March who’s with me

[+5] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Meeeeeeeeehiiicccooo

[+5] u/aporter0131: SPY puts is what I’m doing for Monday. Fuck it. Calls the rest of week though

[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Bros on YouTube got out of the hood by trading lmao

[+5] u/CalRippedken: No one's ever proved bers didn't do 9/11

[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: if a person has something they think is important to say, they can fucking write it down. I'm not watching the video.

[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Gold to 5500 this week? :)

[+5] u/jda823: How many f35s are we sending to Mexico?

[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Hulk green on Thursday after Jensen mogs the bears

[+5] u/lysergalien: Need gap up so that means we're gapping down, sorry fellow bols

[+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Don’t call me surely, and no we won’t

[+5] u/Human-Ruin-9285: Monday boring Monday

[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: solution is simple, just pay AI a wage so they can buy meaningless consumer products that they also dont need

[+5] u/Martian-Finance: Give this man a senior analyst role at JP Morgan!

[+24] u/Senior_Professional4: Btc was an interesting social experiment

[+24] u/ismebbb: FOMO NOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET CORN AT 60K BEFORE IT SKYROCKETS TO 50K

[+23] u/abroadbroadband: Boomers - angry

Gen X - tired

Millenials - depressed

Gen Z - broke

Gen Alpha - illiterate

Are these the right stereotypes?

I'm trying to up my stereotyping game

[+22] u/Big-News-2704: Are the Big Booty latinas safe though?

[+22] u/Fine-Drummer2604: You know what.. I feel we’re really learning something. Apparently it takes a lot to fuck up the strongest economy in the world, even if you really try. It has a dent in it and maybe the gearbox is making some weird noises. In the meantime there’s still an orange buffoon going straight into traffic never touching the brakes like the dukes of hazard. But it kind of keeps going..

[+22] u/LarryStink: Called in a DUI while driving home. I ain't no snitch but I also am not an accomplice to vehicular manslaughter.

[+20] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Lets not forget the salvadorian president yolod his country’s future in 🌽 LOL

[+19] u/trent_upscale: An entire generation just trying to break even

[+18] u/broke_person: Crypto bros saw their port cut in half 💥

[+18] u/pumpkin1986: WSB believing the apocalypse has started every Sunday night like clockwork…

[+18] u/daddysgirl794: If you bought 🌽 in Nov 2021 and didn't sell, you now have less than you started with

[+17] u/OkRecommendation1040: Is being in this sub basically the same as a finance degree

[+17] u/cbusoh66: In-laws anniversary coming up, thinking an all inclusive trip to Mexico may just be the perfect gift

[+17] u/bridge4captain: Stop watching futures and watch Bob's Bugers instead.

[+17] u/RoninKnight17: I miss when we had wallstreetbet emojis ☹️

[+17] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Remain calm its not even a whole percent

[+17] u/InternationalPhone40: Cartels are switching from BTC to PayPal

[+17] u/31andnotdone: the thing about having free will is you can buy puts whenever you want

[+16] u/Early-Group-5707: Are we.... hitting 675 tomorrow?

[+16] u/Own-Interest-7649: Bers getting cocky on overnight futes will never not be funny.

[+15] u/All_FIREdUp: Nothing funnier than a crypto bro losing half his money 🫵😂

[+15] u/Big-News-2704: The Dow is below 50k. We can now save the kids

[+15] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Red monday, flat Tuesday, green rest of week

[+15] u/CMDR_Shepard96: It's all fake &amp; ghey until market open. 

Except MSFT. That shit is just going straight down to zero with no green days ever again apparently.

[+14] u/Successful_Leek96: The DOW is now under 50,000 again. Does that mean we can talk about the Epstein files again?

[+14] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Trump, you stupid fucking retard.

[+14] u/broke_person: Spy 700 forever cursed

[+14] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Why would they shut down door dash in the north east. This goes against free will. If a man wants to face death to deliver my burrito for a $3 tip that is his own decision

[+14] u/Successful-End7689: why does it genuinely feel like were cooked this time lol

[+14] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This linkedin influencer ass ceo on my feed be like,  entry level folks should pay to work and gain experience.  What kinda stuff are they putting in the water in San Francisco mayne

[+14] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I had a dream I was eating rocks…

[+14] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: My money is now with Allah.

[+14] u/BushReagan84: As a 1dte put holder… futes mean absolutely nothing

[+13] u/31andnotdone: https://preview.redd.it/nmwpmce2q5lg1.jpeg?width=960&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=81b17f45ea8c95c664deb9efe61c5b40c60eab20

[+13] u/Bichael-Murry: WHERE IS TOM CUCK LEE? FUKING LOL

[+13] u/jayxmor: I’ve lost plenty of money but thank fuck I’ve never lost any to 🌽 LMAO

[+13] u/nyse25: I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse

[+13] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: The art of the deal now is implemented 15% tariffs, drop the market 20%, buy the dip and lift the levies. If you don’t see this coming you are regarded

[+13] u/---Right--Tackle---: #🫵🏻easiest way to lose weight is stop eating🫵🏻

[+13] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Microsoft please do something

[+13] u/VegetableResource204: as long as orange man is in office there will never be peace and stability

[+13] u/upwy: when you want to avoid discussing being a pedo child rapist you stir it up in mexico, iran, greenland, gaza, cuba, canada. and basically all at once.

[+13] u/Big-News-2704: 🥭 needs to go man. Scotus gave him a lay up and the moron is missing the shot completely

[+13] u/Necessary_Hat9520: Im starting to get really tied of this tariff thing every single week

[+12] u/BearlyBullish1: Didn’t the market already know that the POTUS was going to add tariffs using another method? This market just consolidating forever…

[+12] u/daddysgirl794: $6,000 gold is inevitable isn't it

[+12] u/WallofNarwhal: There’s nothing left. The money is all gone

[+12] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I'm gonna go to sleep happy about my puts and wake up to green futes

[+12] u/John_Gabbana_08: Futes red not scary. Futes red with bitcoin selloff scary. Gg bers

[+12] u/Axonum: I'm tired of winning boss..

[+12] u/doctorqaz: BTC DRILL TEAM ASSEMBLE

[+12] u/Similar-Turnip2482: So I’m going to be poor during this whole administration. Cool

[+12] u/BaxterrStockman: *watches video of Patel’s 🍾 shower with the US hockey team*

Yeahhh we’re not solving the Epstein fiasco anytime soon, or anything else for that matter..

[+12] u/kemar7856: people vacationing in Mexico right now are crazy they're at the beach and there's smoke in the distance

[+12] u/greyenlightenment: there is no such thing as buying low   on bitcoin. just light your money on fire

[+11] u/AbrocomaNegative825: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Gibe circuit breaker ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[+11] u/ButterscotchFeeling9: Looks like my portfolio will also be hit with a 15% tariff

[+11] u/InternationalTop2410: Buttcoin down 50% and SPY barely down 1% from ATH.

[+11] u/pootenanner: Bitcoin getting dumped because it’s owned by all the cartels lmao can’t believe no one has mentioned this yet

[+11] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Trump has personally assaulted my CALLS this is ENOUGH

[+11] u/Rock_or_Rol: Cartel has to unload their crypto bags it seems

[+11] u/otimanob: big green dildo tomorrow. I can feel it in my ass.

[+11] u/nadoterisback: gold

**gold**

#gold

[+11] u/arbitraryBlue: Shiny rocks gonna make a comeback like no other

[+11] u/upwy: the israeli government had to put out an official notice telling its citizens not to throw live dogs and cats into bonfires, which they do as ritual sacrifice for a holiday called Lag Ba’Omer. what in the actual F

[+11] u/rioferdy838: Asia up, US drilling to the core of the earth.

[+11] u/BahtMann: Unironically, green by open

[+11] u/31andnotdone: the first 100k is the hardest to get and the easiest to lose

[+11] u/AGigatonicxs: Bers dont fall for this again, this is a classic taco setup

[+11] u/otimanob: El Salvador in shambles right now

[+11] u/gratatatatatatat: I sleep well knowing we'll open green 😴💤 gn wsb

[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: Dear hiring person, I am seeking an entry-level position as the CEO of your company

[+10] u/sonofalando: Lost decade incoming.

[+10] u/31andnotdone: mstr reverse split to maintain listing compliance by eoy.

[+10] u/orangeyougladiator: Every time Bitcoin drops $1000 a kid in Africa gets a free dinner

[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: If you had invested $20,000 in the S&amp;P 500 ETF $VOO in 2010 and still held it today, you'd have

$160K

[+10] u/whomakesthetendies: # SHINY ROCKS OR DEATH

[+10] u/Sweg_OG: yes i have hobbies, like spreading FUD in the BTC subreddits

[+10] u/Flolife2: My 678 puts expiring tomorrow looking juicy

[+10] u/tropicalia84: Most obvious green by open I’ve seen in the last 20 years

[+10] u/EyeSea7923: I just want Saylor to be liquidated, not the poor retard traders heavy in 🌽. They were already poors.

[+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: #the US markets are entering a lost decade. It will be like the PYPL chart from 2015 except for SPY

[+10] u/31andnotdone: we're about 1200 away from a full halving.  🫣

[+10] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Tomorrow is crash city Bitcoin getting DUMPED

[+10] u/GreedyCommie: "We’re Winning too much, it’s just not fair! President DJT" - his talking about his family, just to clarify.

[+10] u/modder9: Bols cortisol spiking

[+10] u/nayneks: bought calls friday. god save me

[+10] u/wildcat1055: I will now start my 4 year break from being the world's foremost expert on curling

[+10] u/syedhuda: market crashes are gonna happen in premarket and after hours- market hours are for thetagang

[+10] u/Electronic-Winter277: Orange going to single-handedly restore the Chinese economy to its booming state

[+10] u/Inside-Brush-9543: Calls on cartel violence

[+10] u/kintarogolden: thats a lot of red boss

[+10] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Why couldn’t I have the smart autism instead like of whatever this is

[+10] u/IslandExact429: Living in NJ is actually fucking awful

Overpriced suburbs. Shitty retail. Small ranches where people pretend play thou Holier than you

[+10] u/getbentspez: Because I help puts over the weekend, we shrek dong at open tomorrow

[+10] u/Head_Welcome_4933: Sell everything. Then buy it all back (so you can sell it again)

[+10] u/TempusFugit314: As a reminder, futes are meaningless

[+10] u/FormalCompetition118: Iron condor sounds like a lame ass WWE wrestler

[+10] u/civillyRange: Recession this year I'm calling it

[+10] u/AbrocomaNegative825: You had spy 700 calls didnt you 😏

[+10] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Buttcoin getting slaughtered. Gonna be a lot of porches and range rovers repos.

[+10] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Where's the V man Where's the V

[+10] u/goooonerbroz: White women are so disgusting man lmao. Like they peak at 22 and then its just a downfall.

[+10] u/VeganTurkishBaklava: Everyone here so bullish. So QQQ will test $598 tomorrow morning

[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Im sleeping face down ass up tonight to prepare me for market opening. Another big beautiful liberation day

[+10] u/No_Stand5622: Global collapse wen?

[+9] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: buttc0rn isnt the same as silver because i can shove silver up my ass.  i dont want to want to shove silver up my ass btw. The ability to do so, however, is the literal and actual silver bro thesis

[+9] u/gratatatatatatat: Bers getting this excited at barely red futes 😌 we all know how this ends

[+9] u/No-Lettuce3564: Didn’t realize this is a crypto thread

[+9] u/Harp-Note: Opened a fortune cookie: "Don't let financial stress define your worth"

**They know**

[+9] u/Top-Meaning2626: Michael Saylor got his mouth and bussy booked for 100 years

[+9] u/legible_print: It’s funny. When Sleepy ran the markets during the worldwide inflation run people talked enormous shit. And now when 🥭 points at you and actively tries to crash your holdings, it’s just the most tepid whining.

[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: It’s 2022 all over again

[+9] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Canada just got demoted to 2nd world country today

[+9] u/Mathguy200: Wha the fuck is going on can’t we just have nice things?

[+9] u/orangeyougladiator: If 🌽 has zero haters it means I’m dead

[+9] u/abroadbroadband: It's just, we've done tariffs before

We've literally done this already

**SEVERAL TIMES.**

[+9] u/eyerollingsex: **Snow day as a child:**

Aw yeah

**Show day as adult:**

I want to kill myself

[+9] u/ewzetf: US is cooked, totally cooked

no european, asian or anyone with a brain is going to invest there 

puts

[+9] u/trent_upscale: ####Caffeine + Nicotine + THC

[+9] u/otimanob: Corn and AI can burn together.

[+9] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: The Native Americans called it Bitmaize, actually.

[+9] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Just got off the phone with the ceo of spy. He said we’re opening at $700 relax

[+9] u/Independent_Term5790: Tomorrow we rip down as dumb fuck crypto bros sell equities to meet crypto margin calls

[+9] u/baconography: I can single-handedly stop this sell-off right now by logging in to my Interactive Brokers account, and buying some SPX puts.

[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: Every trade I made in the past month was wrong

[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Whole market in shambles and all mango cares about is Obama talking about aliens on a podcast

[+9] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I hope 🌽 goes to 10$ just to hear sailor say some stupid shit

[+9] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: Everyone wants a generational buying opportunity...

Yet everyone complains about "he wanna tank the market for no reason"

**Shut the fuck up and buy the dip, pussy.**

[+9] u/surmoiFire: Warren Buffett retires at the perfect year

[+9] u/9tacos: Just rip his wig off and end this nonsense

[+9] u/Fit_Service8662: Pokemon cards remain unbothered by all this

[+9] u/Noble_Bastard: I just called in a wellness check on Saylor.

[+9] u/aegiroth: Regards here cheering the end of corn and all in hood

[+9] u/Thotmas01: It’s not tariffs that killed 🌽 it’s the damage to the cocaine market it was used as a medium of exchange in.

[+9] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: I swear Donald checks this shit

[+9] u/LarsTarkas: 🌽 dip because cartels are cashing out

[+9] u/broke_person: Tired of this choppy ass skank 🥭 market.

[+9] u/hv876: Yet again market moving pre-market. Guh!

[+9] u/BenisSpaghetti: My favorite WSB retard blocked his comment history. My core trading indicator gone just like that. 😭

[+9] u/Prestigious_Ad3896: yall are actual idiots lmfao

[+9] u/baconography: Gold is going to fly tomorrow 🚀

[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: 500 best US companies ❌

2 shiny rocks ✅

[+9] u/modder9: My store of value is down 5.5% in 1 hour.

[+9] u/hermeskino715: Futes don't look so good.

[+9] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Is this guy the worst thing to ever happen to USA? Imagine the mess dems will have to clean up.

[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Anyone else getting sick of winning?

[+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: if my port dies before i wake, i pray the lord my soul to take

[+9] u/throw-away-imessedup: C'mon Bitcoin

Crash to $30k

You can do it 🙏⬇️

[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: i love this subreddit where else can you shit post and talk to virgins?

[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Hold up... I thought 🥭 destroyed irans nuclear program last year? 

Hold up... I thought he announced 15% tarrifs last year?

Hold up.... I thought he... Ahh fuck it

[+9] u/VisualMod: Bitcoin - United States dollar -&gt; `64727.53883` (-3320 / -4.88%)

[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The White House Tesla ad seems like a lifetime ago

[+8] u/Bravadette: Thats Not a Knife! ...

Thats the USD!

[+8] u/gkdjsl: I knew I'd regret not selling on Friday. RIP

[+8] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: People are just so sick of 🥭s bullshit

[+8] u/EyeSea7923: Market is fine, that will go back up, but watching 🌽 fall is better than any Netflix movie to date.

[+8] u/upwy: my predictions were all wrong

[+8] u/FG-Oracle: Warren Buffett views Bitcoin as a speculative asset, not a productive investment, calling it "rat poison squared" and a "delusion" because it produces nothing tangible, relying only on hope that someone will pay more later, contrasting it with assets like farmland or businesses that generate real value. He believes Bitcoin's value is based on hype and speculation, not intrinsic worth, and predicts a "bad ending" for it.
You regards think your smarter than Barren Wuffet the greatest investor to live

[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: Weird that some of y'all think the geriatric US Congressional body is going to have a change of heart and stand up to 🥭 on tariffs. Anyway, hope you young draftees meet a nice Persian lady during Operation Kamehameha.

[+8] u/sixtheperfectnumber: Pretty rude and hostile in here tonight. Trying to gauge what that means for sentiment

[+8] u/bpc12: 680 by open would be exciting.. finally some movement in dis bitch

[+8] u/Pizzapimento: Futures arent even pretending to give hope

[+8] u/hypeaze: Please..Please..It's too much winning...We can't take it anymore...

[+8] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: ALL THINGS POINTING TO A PULL BACK PUSHING THE 677 LOW ON SPY, TENSIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST UNREST IN MEXICO GDP MISSING BY 2% BTC CRASHING THEREFORE SPY 700

[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: My grandma talking about her HOOD account on Christmas night should had been the sign for me to sell for fuck sakes lol

[+8] u/According-Page8618: qqq -0,6% after 1 hour 

its up +0,88% friday, almost lost all gains haha

[+8] u/Intelligent-Claim193: God just end my suffering I’m tired

[+8] u/Bill-Imaginary: futes are fake and grey, idk why anyone even checks them

[+8] u/Big-News-2704: Lose 50k on my way to work to make minimum wage. That's my life.

[+8] u/aegiroth: I hate this president so much.

[+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Nasdaq is not listening to me. I will impose 10% tariffs on nasdaq

[+8] u/No_Skirt_4689: “Why is 🌽 going down tho? There’s no reason for this drop” - crypto idiots who don’t understand that 🌽 has an intrinsic value of $0

[+8] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Here comes the V. Green tomorrow.

[+8] u/sck178: Woah back to 685. I can hardly believe... Oh wait we've been here once a week for the last 3 months

[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: Imagine having a 401k and the people you trust to manage it throw your money in to worthless crypto

[+8] u/sck178: Lol! Bitcoin nuked! Puts on MSTR

[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: Who needs Viagra when 🌽 dumps this hard

[+8] u/TheRootOfMostEvil: Wow, these new kids suck at investing

[+8] u/Throwaway18987987: The thread when bitcoin moves .15%: 😱😲🤯🙀💥😱

The thread when bitcoin falls 4%: 🦗🦗🦗

[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I hope we drop 5% tomorrow get some fuckin excitement for once

[+8] u/markypooo7: What if AI says i don't want to help these regards and deletes itself? -5%

[+8] u/JayRoo83: SPY up 75% in the last 5 years

🌽 Up 13% in the last 5 years

[+8] u/whyshw: Red by night, green by light

[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: I’m so easy. I see a YouTube thumbnail that says “don’t watch this at night it’s too scary” and I watch it coz I’m no pussy

[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: I should get rid of my phone

[+8] u/JollySignificance451: Guess tomorrow is another day I won’t open my broker app..

[+8] u/kal14144: Buttcorn up about 13% over 5 years. The future baby.

[+8] u/Peppertheredfox: You see a violent uprising. I see an open position in cartel management.

[+8] u/mapsosa: may god have mercy on our portfolios

[+8] u/Napster-mp3: There is nothing I look forward to more than pulling homemade espresso and looking at the market

[+8] u/LaHhxL: We got 3 more years of this regard

[+8] u/CamOper: Double the -1% and give it to the next person

[+8] u/smellyfingernail: futures are jestergooning

[+8] u/Spiderman55: Remember how the economic numbers last week were complete ass? Pepperidge Farms remembers

[+8] u/Eric142: Listen to this guy. He has a big 🅿️🅿️

[+8] u/HistorianMuch8963: Told ya bulls back in 2021 that SPY was cooked

you should've listen.

See ? now already -0.5%.

[+8] u/ConstantEfficiency83: BTC down = QQQ down = SPY down 

Just in time for NVDA earnings to nuke it all on Wednesday

[+8] u/InternationalTop2410: Btc to usd 🤡

Btc to Iranian rial 👑

[+8] u/Tillfatfire: Wtf happened to fake money?

[+8] u/Jemmani22: slv back to crazy money making mode?

[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Futes waiting 5 mins to drive off at cliff at 505 is actually hilarious

[+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Nvda earnings this week btw..

[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: Honestly, can't blame the eurorich for dumping our shit

[+8] u/TreGet234: Unironically circuit breakers. US big tech and meme stocks are finished.

[+8] u/Old_Beyond_2095: $SPY DOWN NEARLY 1% OVERNIGHT MARKET

[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Bout to wake up to 668 at 5am

[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: I'd like to applaud the crafters of the news cycles

[+8] u/jerm2z: I’m buying calls Monday afternoon for Taco Tuesday

[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Nvda will smash and raise...doesnt matter...-8%

[+8] u/Nearby-Lab0: Precious metals doing that thing again

[+8] u/gami2billy: We're waking up to either -0.15% or -1.5% no in between

[+8] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Life on a steady trajectory then bam lost 10 years of progress in a week with options

[+8] u/winner_in_life: Sigh. Pls give me a 20% spy drop. I want to feel sth.

[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Is futures real or is it just two guys buying and selling stocks from each other

[+8] u/Historical_Iron_5920: Everything’s in full collapse 

Spy 420 Put

[+8] u/Peppertheredfox: Car vending machine company still has a 73 billion market cap. Larger than F and roughly the same as GM 😂

[+8] u/Gom_KBull: The definition of insanity is

being taking by surprise by a drop to 680

and then begging for climb to 700 over and over.

[+7] u/Coogiez: I want to see -$100 on Carvana

[+7] u/Accomplished-Club690: smells like dick n balls in here

[+7] u/Budilicious3: Green by open lmao. Market doesn't listen to a 🥭 anymore.

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Every green candle rn is someone voluntarily losing money

[+7] u/CaptainArmballs: My fellow Americans, are we excited to pay 15% more on just about everything?

Great Ws all around!

[+7] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Robinhood is SOOOOOOOOOO fucked tmrw

[+7] u/MusingsAndMind: corn is dumping, which means its time for me to save up cash and buy the next top

[+7] u/dogefool88: Formation of biggest bear trap of all times. 695 tomorrow by close

[+7] u/One_Confidence_7069: Pam's gotta go back to Congress now that the DOW is under 50k

[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Imagine buying Hood at its top of $150

[+7] u/pootenanner: If you’re not buying puts on every pop you’re actually regarded as fuck and belong behind the counter putting my fries in the bag.

[+7] u/Ready-Tennis8577: What is it called when I miss my ex but I remember my net worth 3x right after we broke up

[+7] u/am22fcw: So I'll be getting boned tomorrow. Nice.

[+7] u/GamblingMikkee: If you are long QQQ in 2026 you need help

[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/jg691ff665lg1.jpeg?width=3024&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=5eb1c0f8f9d96d10f66fb222a8dff662edf9ec8b

[+7] u/TempusFugit314: More tariff debacle, Iran War looming, and now Mexican unrest as a cherry on top.

Green by open.

[+7] u/EyeSea7923: So countries are pissed about their tarriffs and dumping US again. 

Snooze.

[+7] u/spyputs1: Cartels need that liquidity dumping Bitcoin 😂

[+7] u/Daveonaltair4: ah yes, the Sunday evening 🌽 dump that you can pretty much set your watch to.

[+7] u/JustNumbersOnAScreen: BTC kinda ghey anyways.

[+7] u/WinstonBuddyBro: Only -0.6%? Lame. Give us a straight overnight gap of -5% next time.

[+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: Bol is very stinky animal

[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Can't wait to see Saylor get liquidated

[+7] u/zzzzzz808: Freak the fuck out and sell everything.

[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Please, my anoos can’t take this pounding any more 😭😭😭

[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: You'll be shocked to see us opening at 690 from here to end up at the glorious 683 as foretold

[+7] u/civillyRange: Convince people 🌽 is a real investment get all the pensions and retirements to buy in then pull the rug 

Have fun working at Walmart grandpa LMAO

[+7] u/rottenfence: You know.. I’m getting pretty good at this bag holding thing

[+7] u/financiallythriving: Once I see VXUS as the most trending ticker on here  I know it’s time to sell all my holdings

[+7] u/Seadog98: Buckle up fellas, Drilldo Baggins to middle-earth commences soon

[+7] u/dawgtor: Bought calls on Friday nice

[+7] u/sck178: Well good news is that I won't be losing any money on my calls this week. They were worthless on Friday 

Spanish guy laughing emoji x3

[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: I say impeach , bring sleepy J back

[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: Holy fuck this admin is a joke, going to war for 🧃

[+7] u/Iknowyougotsole: I don’t need the price of cocaine going up while the stock market goes does down.

[+7] u/abroadbroadband: What position does Kash Patel play, I didn't even know he was on the Olympic hockey team

[+7] u/Mobile_Collection646: spy to 700 tomorrow confirmed 

https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2025764238577295863?s=46

[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Market was green Friday

[+7] u/Alone_Mobile_4974: Jensen wearing leather pants to kick off the next phase

[+7] u/DrElkSnout: silver and gold, oh silver and gold, oh how I love you oh silver and gold.

[+7] u/gkdjsl: Time to reconnect with that ex-coworker who parked 80% of his net worth in the world's best digital store of value

[+7] u/Sweg_OG: war with ~~iran~~ **mexico**

[+7] u/NativePlant870: High-yield savings account is the play

[+7] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: Confused about what to buy as you flee this insane market? 

I think non US defense stocks had room to move up. Asia defense, Europe Defense, Canadian Defense, drone defense, fighter jets, tanks, submarines, jet engines, all of them all over the world.

[+7] u/Apprehensive-Emu6431: this jerk can short market, make a post on truth social during the weekend. and cash out during the week.

[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Imagine if Europeans turned on the US and retaliated with 100% tariffs

[+7] u/7HellEleven: puts is the right choice, which makes it the wrong choice, calls

[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Drill team 100 reporting for duty

[+7] u/pmotiveforce: Not all excited. I've seen too much shit to believe the needful will happen and it shits blood tomorrow. This thousand yard stare proves I've seen some shit you wouldn't believe, just moron after moron piling in to buy the derp.

[+7] u/EyeSea7923: You can't really take the futes seriously. The most logical reason so far for this dip is that Nancy Guthrie is still missing.

[+7] u/ShutUpTodd: TACO Tuesday is only 2 days away

[+7] u/TJMBeav: I forgot:

***Well done Mexico!***

[+7] u/borgeris: Thought I made the right decision letting go of my puts Friday so I don’t stress over the weekend. Let them go at a loss at that. Damn…

[+7] u/diefy7321: Imagine ppl actually believing Jensen was doing an AMA here smh

[+7] u/diefy7321: I bought calls on Friday…

&gt;!…on VIX smh!&lt;

[+7] u/Confident-Window4928: I’m sick of these cupcake dumps. I wanna see real bloodshed

[+7] u/EyeSea7923: I'm thinking about buying physical 🌽. It's outperforming 🌽

[+7] u/wenxuan2: This is barely low enough, we only returned to the level last seen on Friday. We need to go back to atleast 2-3 years ago levels

[+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: Why did Joe Biden do this

[+7] u/TJMBeav: WTF just happened? Tryin to cook a pizza here

[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: I’m sorry what the fuck

[+7] u/Active_Finish2316: Lol never hold over the weekend in this market

[+7] u/Gam3B0iHack3r: People are stupid and panic like it’s the end of capitalism every time Trump does something

[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I can't even get hard anymore without losing at least $50K by 9:45AM Monday.

[+7] u/Eric142: God dam SLV almost up 4%

[+7] u/youreaditfirst: It was so obvious they weren't going to let all those puts cash out this friday. All of the sudden they have "uncertainty" over Trump? Yeah fuck off.

[+7] u/Forward_Walrus649: Bitcoin sitting at 64k 😂 when 0.

[+7] u/upwy: governor newsom to a black audience: I am like you, I got a 960 on my SAT. I can barely read. 

this is the best political strategy his team came up with.

[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Holy fuck the Cartel was legit propping up 🌽

[+7] u/tesseramous: I think I confused trading with texas holdem. There's no strategic value of going "all in", is there...

[+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Oh this is going to absolutely skyrocket we seeing 700 this week

[+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: Gold is still a buy at these levels ?

[+6] u/Dolancorp: i like this thread i appreciate everybody sharing.

[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Imagine not owning shiny rocks

[+6] u/Sea-Apricot698: Duh, it’s silver nerds

[+6] u/ewzetf: the collapse of the US is not going to be pretty

barely lasted 250 yrs, lmao

[+6] u/RareEurf: #LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I LOSE MONEY BUT TAKE GOOD PRIDE IN MY BEAR PFP.

[+6] u/eyerollingsex: The future of finance

^that ^drops ^5% ^in ^value ^an ^hour ^often

[+6] u/DesticularDorsion: BTC will continue to drop as long liquidations cascade

[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Whats the alternative to coke? Somebody here know

[+6] u/windwizard0: Btc just dropped below $65k. LFG 😤😤

[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: me: "Next time I buy the dip, easily."

dip happens

me: "IT'S OVER!! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND DON'T CATCH A FALLING KNIFE!"

[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: iran attacks paused as we need the carriers back here to bomb cartels

[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Breaking: Mexican tourism expected to go from 24% of GDP to .8%

[+6] u/Historical_Iron_5920: The store of value is crashing tonight while shiny precious rocks are soaring 

It’s a fucking scam 

BTC 10k

[+6] u/Thug_Nachos: I have seen this before, and I know that by open this will somehow be up 0.4 percent

[+6] u/PatientAd9394: Not even Jensen's  leather jacket can save us now.

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Spy has been flat for over 5 months now, when will it break or go up

[+6] u/Deadsea3132: The dow is no longer $50k. Does that mean we can start talking about the epstein files now?

[+6] u/Super-Extent-1210: Every Sunday night, its the end of the world.

[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Lamb and wine tonight and red dicks in the morning

[+6] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: What is this a drop for ants ?

[+6] u/MySteamerIsSadge: Bitcoin ready to give it all up.

[+6] u/ewzetf: wish I could short the entire US

[+6] u/Big-News-2704: Don't worry guys, 🥭 gonna fix all this with more tariffs. You'll get richer by losing more

[+6] u/getbentspez: We doing this drop right into Iran shit, we might not smell $690 again until end of week

[+6] u/type_error: What happened to DOW 50k?

[+6] u/type_error: Those MSTR board meetings must be awkward

[+6] u/kazkeb: Futes must be down because Canada is about to close it's border after that hockey game

[+6] u/goooonerbroz: Are we still buying GOOGLE

[+6] u/upwy: they were really saying corn was going to be a hedge against this new tariff drama

[+6] u/aqjingson: How often do you think saylor check 🌽 price everyday?

[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Give America another win today and let's see corn touch 59

[+6] u/Big-News-2704: Another week of software crash. A.I killed it and killed itself in the process

[+6] u/CanaryUmbrella: At purchase price of $67,710 Total unrealized loss from Saylor's purchase five days ago: $8 million.

[+6] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: Should just sell everything and play strictly spy puts for next month.

[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: The backup plan for when 🌽 hits sub 10k:

Ever wanted 🌽, but felt you got on the boat too late?  Need to make back your losses from 🌽?  Did 🌽 straight up fuck you over?  Homeless because of 🌽, but still have like $500,000 because you are in the Bay Area?

#Introducing….

🌽2️⃣

[+6] u/FullCopy: Buttcorn is backed by the energy used to create it. my burned toast is basically a sovereign wealth fund now.

[+6] u/shmnsm: Some of you think butcoin will either go to zero or a million and it shows

[+6] u/Wheelio: invest in your body and mind. invest in a good gym, or equipment. invest in learning to sail a boat. to cook a pasta. to build a chair. these are intangible and never depreciating assets.

[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: May I offer you an egg in these trying times? 🥚

[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Just tryna get that Pontiac Aztek money

[+6] u/IIINevermoreIII: I can’t trust a word anyone says in here before I look at the market myself, yall will freak out and claim circuit breakers if SPY is down 0.2%

[+6] u/kalakesri: El Mencho was Satoshi

[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Calls are gunna be so easy tomorrow lol everyone bought puts for the weekend thinking it’s a red Monday, market opens red and then MM’s fuck the bears

[+6] u/ICE-FlGHT: Uhhhhhh

What

The

FUCK

[+6] u/Stewarto_0705: I dunno guys, every single time I thought we are going to plummet for the last half decade, the day has actually ended green every single time, but now I'm thinking maybe we won't plummet so does that mean we actually will?

Hmmmmm 🤔

&gt;!yes I actually am retarded!&lt;

[+6] u/trent_upscale: Feeling cute, might throw myself down a flight of steps

[+6] u/DumbNutter: Crypto bros can't catch a break. Seeing their portfolios evaporate by half.

[+6] u/Pury101: It's really Joeover 😔

[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: It’s joever panic and sell everything

[+6] u/Big-News-2704: How long would it take for a stock to get to 0 if it dropped 1% every day the market was open?

Answer: &gt;!you stupid!!&lt;

[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: US: "Let's buy bitcoins! Let's make strategic reserve!"

India: "Our citizens have the greatest wealth of silver and gold, and are ready to take the crown of become world currency reserve when people want grown ups and responsability"

It's so obvious who will be superpower over next century

[+6] u/i_simp_f: The thirty year treasury yield is currently 4.72517482919774820192%

[+6] u/OM3N1R: that's a lot of decimal places

[+6] u/Sweg_OG: Anyone else have cartels cashing out their buttcorn to fund their terrorism on their bingo card?

just me?

[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Saylor checking in behind WEN for a night shift.

[+6] u/Kattilaeikka: I guess the market is not thrilled with tariffs changing 3 times in 48 hours.

[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: It will be green by open tomorrow lmao.

Everybody loaded on puts Friday. Do you think they let those idiots make money?

[+6] u/JeromePowellLovesMe: Saylor's ponzi on the way to 0.

[+6] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: At this rate we’ll be at -3.75% by market open

[+6] u/Lumpy-Pen7958: QQQ will be 598, Meta will be 625, Tesla 395 and NVDIA pull back to 180 for tomorrow, as tech stocks AI uncertainty will grow with tariff war

[+6] u/ElegantCombination43: War in the Middle East, war in Mexico. We’re dumping tomorrow

[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Donald was pretty excited the Supreme Court said he can destroy countries on Friday

I’m sure it’s nothing

[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Calls at open, big greenie coming

[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Bols trapped like rats while algos sink futures into the abyss

[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Imagine a useless “asset” that has 0 value.  Now imagine a strategic “reserve” that decided to collect those useless “assets” as a business.  Now imagine millions of people invested in one or the other or even worse both.  Life.  Ain’t it grand?

[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Why is market dumping? Doesn’t 15% tariff go away after 150 days?

[+6] u/trent_upscale: ripping ass tonight

No questions

[+6] u/LongHealth: Biggest risk to gold is midterms. If Dems win risk falls off a cliff.

[+6] u/PawgsAndCoveredCalls: Can we go up 10% in a week? Me likey.

[+6] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Sometimes i close my eyes and see her with me again 😌

[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: The most important thing this week is to go out there and have fun

[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: daily thread sentiment bottomed like an hour or so ago and now it seems to be turning bullish, i don't know if that's good or bad for bol tomorrow

[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: I wonder what 🥭tells himself when he sees the market react badly to what he’s doing/ saying? Probably nothing as he has zero self awareness

[+6] u/spyputs1: Depends if they watch Fox News or not

[+6] u/bobby_stackz: 🌽 gonna be red on the 5 year chart this week LMAO

[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Over under on Prince Andrew going apeshit and bringing everyone down with him?

[+6] u/pootenanner: Holy Futes are dropping like a rock. Everytime I look it’s another -.15

[+6] u/justintyme365: Calls on tequila... Jalisco in shambles

[+6] u/upwy: corn last seen walking the beach in puerto vallarta

[+6] u/9tacos: -4.65% not great, not terrible 😏

[+6] u/tcmart14: Let me guess, SPY 700 goes to school in Canada?

[+6] u/dataCollector42069: Crypto bros in shambles

[+6] u/cow_grass: Everytime Saylor tweets btc goes down 😭

[+6] u/PhoenixFira: God willing mstr sub 100 this week

[+6] u/ViolentOnion: Y'all are acting like this has never happened before. TACO Tuesday is on the horizon.

[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ai is useful tho. 

If you drove a cybertruck, could use it to calculate how many times get flipped off per mile ratio.

[+5] u/ErrorcMix: So my calls are going to go to -%99 :(

[+5] u/Raw-Garden: I knew the economy was fucked when McDonald’s stopped offering the 1 dollar large fry and started giving shitty coupons on their app

[+5] u/PandoraBot: Man silver and gold are going to run up just to crash the entire market again

[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: buttcorn has a very strong strong support at $0 HODL boys

[+5] u/EnginrA: Do women like dudes with smelly assholes?

[+5] u/Starkfault: I’m sure the surprise tariff raise last night means we open green

Right?

^^right?

[+5] u/Goldguysqueeze: Sell off before nvda earnings

[+5] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: Why the hell does 🌽 wait until futures open to start dropping? Isn’t that shit supposed to trade 24/7?

[+5] u/ercanbas: Step 1: have a boat.

[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Calls at open no brainer

[+5] u/PhoenixFira: never been so elated to see a straight line in my entire life

[+5] u/trent_upscale: Smoking Mogadishian beaver dung out of a slide whistle rn

[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I’m not paying you to talk about how much you enjoy this, get back to suckin

[+5] u/According-Page8618: some day msft will have like 2 weeks every day green till 500..

[+5] u/cbusoh66: Why am I seeing a million Claude ads on Reddit? I am not going to program shit to make my life "more productive" Dario, I can barely program my thermostat. 😤

[+5] u/Sad-Substance8684: Mike Saylor boy will have another opportunity to “diamond hand”

[+5] u/6PercentOfTheTime: 650 lotto tickets 🥱 🏳️‍🌈

[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Holding calls over the weekend wasn't wise afterall..

[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: Stocks could be flat for a year and I won’t give a shit.

[+5] u/CigInside: Wow the scenes in Mexico are pretty crazy. Really leaves us no choice. We must now bomb Iran

[+5] u/hioman01: I really need a green open

[+5] u/FullCopy: Looks like Walter White really went too far this time with his turf war with Gus.

[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: think about it, calls.

[+5] u/AwkwardNovel7: NVDA earnings pump starts tomorrow?

[+5] u/pmotiveforce: I'd be fine with 10ish months ago.

[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: I take no joy in other's shambles.. Just glad got out of 🌽 when I did

[+5] u/NoooNotZalbag: Your calls are cooked.

[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: STRAP ME TO A MISSILE AND SEND ME TO Te…..

[+5] u/UsualSusspekt: It would be cheaper to tattoo "I'm a cuck" on your forehead

[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Are you winning, son?

[+5] u/Icommandyou: 🌽 drop is a vertical line

[+5] u/dub_soda: Imagine giving up forward progress just so you could arrest some harmless employees from retail stores and hand over billions to pedos 🤌

[+5] u/Puzzleheaded-Oil5910: it wont be long now until gold is back at all time highs

[+5] u/_dudehangsdong: Call holders explain yourself

[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Imagine not selling OKLO back in December during the pump to $110 🤌

[+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: Bols trapped like a bunch of rats on a sinking ship

[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: &lt;clifford&gt; &lt;clifford&gt; &lt;clifford&gt;

[+5] u/OrganicSong2660: I shouldve sold all my stock last week fml

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/Green_Conclusion5792 made a bet that GOOG would go to 320.0 within **1 week** when it was 305.89 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 2 wins and 27 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+5] u/According-Page8618: qqq has ONE good day, already lost 50% of its gains in 30mintes.

[+5] u/SloppyGuiseppe99: Metal bulls, We are back 😎

[+5] u/Big-News-2704: Why are old ass people still fighting to get more and more money?....you not living forever bro

[+5] u/type_error: 🌽 is the canary. It dies. We all die

[+5] u/It-hurts-whenIP: Someone please!!…… Find Ja Rule so I can make sense of this market!

[+5] u/Axonum: This low volume dump is fake af. Watch it all be green by open

[+5] u/QueenMagik: The only thing that will actually fix the market is his obituary

[+5] u/bpc12: COME FRY ON MY PRANE - Asian epstein

[+5] u/tesseramous: When an ai crash blows your account but an rtx 5090 is still $4,300

[+5] u/B2BContinuum: We got Punch monkey and El Mencho bookends for rage filled 🥭 weekend. 

What a time to be alive

[+5] u/Diligent_Onion_5149: From WSB looks like my puts are fked, and that is how I got confidence that they will print!

[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: starting to realize i've been a lifelong pessimist and, surprise surprise, i'm one of the most bearish people when it comes to investing

[+5] u/Axonum: mini dip before market open to bait bears

[+5] u/NativePlant870: ##do not seek the treasure

[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: whenever you hear someone say 'guaranteed' in trading do the opposite

[+5] u/Nerfarean: On gold. Never let a good crisis go to waste

[+20] u/sanmar2225: #i think it’s actually over for real this time

[+19] u/Superente_: Green by close. No one gives two shits anymore. No Jobs, 80% tariffs, 800 trillion Data Center capex with 2 Million revenue, War. Nothing matters but markets going up.

[+18] u/Deadweight047: Must be fun being import/export business atm... 10%, 15% , 25% , ten thousands trillion %.... 

What a sht show , probably very good for the economy

[+17] u/Exciting_Day4155: Is the "market crash" in the room with us now?

[+17] u/UnDemen: I hate this orange monkey so much

[+15] u/Majestic-Bass6772: overnight price -0.70%
opening price -1.73%
closing price +0.02%

[+14] u/jstvndrpls: Lmao NVO what a piece of shit this is, valueinvesting is the most retarded sub on this website. Their picks of this year have literally been NVO, UNH, ADBE and MSFT. You can't make this shit up

[+14] u/HonestScar7176: There’s so much fucking going on that is terrible and yet people are still bullish lol. I don’t get.

[+13] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: does trump realize that he lowered tariffs on brics while he increased them on his allies or is that part of the art of the deal

[+13] u/HedgehogIll7915: I can’t wait to dip at open to 682… then 687 by lunch and then end at 685 for the 100th day in a row.

Real exciting stuff we got here

[+13] u/M18PowerKing: It's been a month since I relapsed and started gambling again and I'm down 11,900 since then lol. I'm going to be honest. I'm miserable, I hate myself, and I want to kms.

[+12] u/gomper: 🥭 freaking the fuck out because he already made plans to spend all the tariff money that wasn't ever legal

[+12] u/claytondpark: Sam goblin altman's idiotic comment this weekend about humans needing a lot of food and energy too is getting plastered all over social media 😂 

This dude gonna get his ass kicked one day watch

[+12] u/kwarknagel: BREAKING NEWS: AS IT TURNS OUT, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[+12] u/glisteningoxygen: Green by open and im going to get assigned.

Fuck....

[+12] u/wattap: Imagine thinking that the tariffs haven’t been a complete disaster, constantly fucking with our markets, “allies” have no clue what’s going on, no job creation since liberation day

This is a clown show and an embarrassment

[+11] u/Disconn3cted: My roommate and I had been masturbating together for a long time. I know it sounds ridiculous, but even though neither of us is gay, we started to touch each other. I don't know where this is going to lead, but what we're doing is both enjoyable and makes us feel guilty.

[+11] u/Vikingnorris: Cost of living is out of hand, I only eat once a day to save money, fuck🥭

[+11] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: MARKET OPENS TODAY AT 9:30

[+11] u/sh1tler: # literally nothing can keep this market down we are back on the buy every 0.1% dip trend

[+11] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Bers went to sleep last night thinking they would wake up rich 🤣

[+11] u/xavras_wyzryn: I'm not touching NVO ever again, but man, overreaction at it's finest.

[+10] u/WarmCan3034: the only reason I want a recession is because I want all these influencers to be poor again 😒. Because why am I slaving away when they make one post and make what I make in a year 🤬

[+10] u/Fast_Signature7684: amerifats are so lucky europoors are pumping every fucking day

[+10] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Its crazy, I woke up one day and realized I'd lived the last 13 years of my life fully controlled by fear, worry, doubt, and greed

Life is so much better when you let yourself relax, accept things, just be yourself, and enjoy/pursue the things that you really want, that feel good and make you happy 

You'll think clearer anyway, it's conducive to success

[+10] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: shoulda known something was up when a guy was ordering pizza to a LITERAL ISLAND

[+10] u/Secure-Fly6213: Nvidia puts so I can save the global economy

[+10] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: *Every move you make*

*Every trade you take*

*I'll be crushing you*

[+10] u/corndog_messiah: I’m so tired of this orange turd

[+10] u/frogboyjr: so NVO did their own study and found that their drug sucks compared to LLY's

[+10] u/Clear-West747: Why would you even buy novo nordisk to begin with? The word No is literally in there twice

[+10] u/vandammes: SLV BACK TO 100 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[+10] u/kantargi: Friday’s green in SPY felt fake.
Today red in SPY overnight felt fake.

Green day.

[+10] u/frogboyjr: LOL bears cucked once again

[+10] u/M18PowerKing: this is fucking bullshit. Europoors buy up all the dips in the fucking morning and then SPY is flat all fucking day. Fuck this bullshit, I'm moving to Frankfurt.

[+10] u/AdSimple663: So still doing better than 95% of this sub ?

[+9] u/DMT1703: LMAO the Indian and Chinese are greener than before.  
I still won't buy any of their stock though.

[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: this week is going to be utterly homosexual

[+9] u/ActiveRelevant: Starting to suspect that my options might expire worthless

[+9] u/jraiv420: Puts on Arizona the state passed a bill to hold 🌽 in reserve fund

[+9] u/Natural_Dare6825: Nvda earnings this week free money week

[+9] u/OrangMiskin: NVO going to $0 lmao

[+9] u/IceyFoxes: there was no christmas rally gng

[+8] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Yeah corn plummeting 5k overnight and barely recovering spells nothing but great times ahead for the market 👌surely

[+8] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Shit is down 0.7% overnight and the berotica is off the charts! Microsoft gonna announce the return of Clippy tomorrow and singlehandedly send SPY over 700

[+8] u/Unit_Weird: Bitcoin getting closer to my buy zone if $30

[+8] u/theummeower: 🌽down

Spy down

GLD and SLV ripping. 

Basically everyone is liquidating to buy paper shares of shiny rocks. Literally fake and gay

[+8] u/dangernext: When I see words like, “geopolitical risk”, “tariff uncertainty”, “instability”. It’s probably the easiest calls sign that exists. GG LOSER media GTFO

[+8] u/_pout_: How does MSTR still have value?

[+8] u/daedalus_dance: Dollar Down, Gold Up. Just like the old gypsy woman said.

[+8] u/bubbawears: Buy the dip. No way we end red.

[+8] u/VeeGamingOfficial: Crazy to think 3 years ago I was going to go all in on NVO at $100, all you would hear about on TV / News is wegovy and ozempic and revenue was exploding. Thank lord I was too much of a pussy and followed Buffet's circle of competence and avoided biotechnology completely.

[+8] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Novo baggies show yourself

[+8] u/Ernest_EA: I lost so much money on software and SaaS. are they a value trap now

[+7] u/PossumImposter2: THEY’RE KILLING SILVER

[+7] u/Suavecore_: Putting in my nightly prayer here that RDDT goes directly upward in a straight line tomorrow

[+7] u/CDulst: I was so sad I paperhanded NVO like a few weeks ago, not so sad anymore lmao

[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: So like Trump lowered tariffs for brics(emergency gone) and increased tariffs with europe. The Art of the deal

[+7] u/guy_cloutier: Can't wait for another post on r/ValueInvesting about NVO. 

"so you're telling me there's a chance ?????"

[+7] u/S-Club-Party: when your team wins but you’re still a loser:

[+7] u/sh1tler: # Eurochads been buying every dip since October

[+7] u/Disastrous_Ebb_1038: 🌽 simply recoverd 3 % it going green 😆🥶

[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Mass extinction event for corn

[+7] u/Venice_LA: “I’m literally just like you guys, im also retarded and can’t read”

An all time quote lmao

[+6] u/Immediate_Type4095: You should have tried having insider information

[+6] u/vermilli21: LMAO Buttcorn. SEE YOU IN HELL

[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I blinked and why are we going up now...

[+6] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Silver movement confuses the fuck out ouf me just went it gets some downward momentum going it stops and goes back up like a stubborn turd that wont  flush

[+6] u/crazyfool319: Guys amazing opportunity to buy the Bitcoin dip!!!!! Buy it and you can use it to.........hmmm.....you can use it to buy things online!!!!! yeah great investment!!!!!!!!!

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Death of spy was greatly exaggerated earlier

[+6] u/Skilledthunder: So NFLX is going to crater tomorrow morning isn’t it

[+6] u/bathegoat123: Why would I have sex if I get paid 2400$ a month to shoot it into a cup?

[+6] u/ArtisticFrame5790: How we feeling about copper?

[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: My farts are voluminous and cheddary

[+6] u/Kinnins0n: 15% tariff on 🌽, probably.

[+6] u/DingDongDingDong6969: All my “bros before hoes” friends have ugly gfs.

[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Iran war threat, Epstein, global tariffs, aliens, never fucking mind we bullin 👌

[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Futes are on the side of theta gang for now…

[+6] u/tugrulthelol: Its a funny coincidence that the tariff talks are heating up and becoming a fear again in march, is this for a 1 year anniversary celebration of liberation day?

[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Easiest green by open and I have puts

[+5] u/No-Bee-4692: Idk what futures you’re looking at but they’re red for me

[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Might turn green by open

[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: So rotating into bonds after selling Friday was a good short term play yet again

[+5] u/Everyday_gilbert: We are turning green

[+5] u/ahopye: We could nuke Iran, discover cold fusion, have a global pandemic that makes everyone shit themselves, cure cancer, negative interest rates or 400000% tariffs. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. SPY 678-696 eow. 

Where can I open Feb 2036 SPY Iron Condors?

[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #taco: the missiles destined to Iran are now headed to Guadalajaja MX. Thank you!

[+5] u/vandalofnation: Two things are sancrsanct:  

1)if everyone is bearish, the market will go up

2)if everyone is bullish, the market will go up

Tldr: your positions dont matter

[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Did all the bears put more money in their cricket wireless accounts?  They're suddenly online again.

[+5] u/natekates: "We're winning too much, it's just not fair!"

Of course he's only referring to himself and inner circle, everyone else is getting blasted on their behalf.

[+5] u/solidsneeze: This is America 🎶

*machine gun shoots all your calls*
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