Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 20, 2026

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Summary

The dominant theme is the political and economic fallout from a Supreme Court ruling that deemed President Trump's tariffs illegal. The President's subsequent reaction, imposing a new 10% global tariff (later raised to 15%) via a different legal authority (Section 122), is the central driver of market speculation.
Geopolitical tension with Iran is a significant secondary theme, with many users anticipating military action over the weekend and speculating on its market impact.
There is a notable bearish sentiment on Microsoft (MSFT) due to perceived underperformance relative to other "Mag7" stocks, and a bullish undercurrent on gold and silver as a hedge against geopolitical instability and tariff-related uncertainty.
A strong consensus exists that the market is irrational and rigged, often moving contrary to logical reactions to news (e.g., pumping on bad news like new tariffs). There is disagreement on whether the new tariffs will ultimately crash the market or be shrugged off as temporary political noise.
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[+109] u/LouieM13: State of the Union speech is next Tuesday  

Gonna be absolutely hilarious

[+67] u/Maleficent-Grab-2271: Hearing 🥭 speak one actually wonders how the majority of Americans voted for him

[+64] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Trump 40,000 character Truth Social tweet loading …..

[+60] u/Unlikely_Brilliant87: If I’m right I’m a genius if I’m wrong it’s market manipulation

[+58] u/drakilian: I'm sorry Iran, you must die for my gold calls

[+53] u/aftherith: Hands up if you survived Uno Reverse Friday

[+52] u/cbusoh66: Mag7 hiring of new college grads went from 50% pre-covid to 7% today. 

If you're in college now, you're fucked. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[+48] u/Thin_Cat8817: tinfoil hat time, but what if this was just a ruse to gather a massive slush fund to return to corporations? I mean think about it, front end they get charged tariffs for imports, a good bit of which is passed on to the consumer. then, tariffs are struck down as illegal, opening up refund lawsuits where they can recoup the tariff payments, but not pass the refunds onto consumer

TLDR: owe10 bucks, pass 5 of the cost onto the consumer pay 5 yourself. year later you get 10 back and pay nothing to the consumer. you've gained 5 bucks doing nothing but funneling the consumers money to yourself

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[+45] u/broke_person: We didn't get an EOD dump. I'm impressed

[+44] u/bearhunter429: #My uncle works at a pizza shop near Pentagon and he just got an order to deliver 50 pizzas LMAO🤌

[+42] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Kevin O’Leary looking like he’s about to cry on CNN because he doesn’t know how to deal with the tariff mess he supported.

Absolute cinema.

[+36] u/Wows_Nightly_News: 🥭: I can destroy the country if I want.

[+33] u/Maximumm_Drawdowns: Can’t wait for the next episode of Tariff Ball Z

[+33] u/tropicalia84: MSFT officially closing the week with the most oversold/lowest weekly RSI reading since 2006. The worst it's been including an entire market crash, crippling recession, 10% inflation, 115 DXY, and negative earnings growth while the business is still growing.

[+33] u/FeverTreeCloud: &gt;Howard Lutnick's sons, running Cantor Fitzgerald, were buying rights to Tariff refunds back in July of 2025. Fast forward today, SCOTUS rules Tariffs illegal, Lutnick will make a lot of money.

This is how rich stays rich

[+32] u/Gom_KBull: # Big Beautiful Recession💅💅😎😎😎

[+32] u/cbusoh66: So basically 🥭alienated the whole planet with his tariffs bullshit only to get cucked by the SC. Accomplished nothing and lost a ton of goodwill.

[+32] u/El3k0n: Imagine electing Donald Trump as president 😂

[+31] u/ThaddeusJP: I watched todays presser.  Reporter asked about refunding the received tariffs and he just said there wasn't anything in the decision *specifically calling out the $185 billion in already collected funds and refunds* and basically said take it to court. 

&gt;*“They take months and months to write an opinion and they don’t even discuss that part, We’ll end up being in court for the next five years.”*

So the reason for the damn thing in the first place isnt even being dealt with.

Meanwhile we all get a nice 10% federal sales tax.

[+29] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: SPY 700 next week, i can feel it in my chode.

[+27] u/Ok_Cry7572: You haven’t truly been broke until you’ve Googled “paid online surveys”

[+26] u/arbitraryBlue: We might not be getting tariff checks, but the DOGE checks will hit our accounts any minute now lmao

[+25] u/masonk69: Donald Trump arrested over the weekend = market up 50%

[+24] u/NewDawn101: Raw dogginng life rn. No drinking or smoking.  Also learning French. Have to switch it up once in a while

[+24] u/enc-nyc: I guess everyone at this point just wants this guy out of the White house legs first

[+24] u/Leather_Mention5916: Imagine being a billionaire at deaths door and still trying to make a buck by scamming, fraud and threatening

[+24] u/dreamer_Neet: Tariffs and Iran, what an upcoming weekend

[+23] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: i sold my house and i'm homeless and i did it to gamble on stocks and lost it all because I got no idea what the fuck I'm doing

[+21] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Any other stock -9% would be newsworthy. But for NBIS, it’s just called a Friday.

[+21] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #WSB ONLY GOT ONE MOD LEFT 

#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[+21] u/myironlung6: SAM ALTMAN: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.”

He’s literally retarded

[+20] u/tika_dengu: Hello m’aam. This is Bob from Tariff Refund department. Our records show you are entitled to a refund of $5000. I want to verify your identity before I can process the refund. This can be done via google giftcards. Hello m’aam, can you hear me m’aam. Hello…hello….hello

[+20] u/CPA-hole: Mango about to go full regard now that markets are closed

[+20] u/CallmeWooki: Liberation day part 2

[+20] u/binga001: Imagine 🥭 invades a country, drop bombs and absolutely destroys it and then supreme court one year later comes out and says oh that was illegal.

[+20] u/Waiting4Reccession: They better dump the market on monday

[+19] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Another week of small caps getting skullfucked and the major indices trading sideways

[+18] u/zurijer: AMZN, GOOGL, and META rallying and then you have this POS MSFT going the opposite direction

[+18] u/-IQ200: Made 6k in the 1st market hour, only to clock in to my fuck ass 9-5 to make $280 for 8 hours.

Still here at work too. Living the dream. 🫩

[+18] u/SwiftSG1: These poor souls think they can get a refund. Sad Pepe face.

[+18] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I regret becoming an adult

[+18] u/Montyprice7206: 🥭 releases the alien files and it’s nothing but pictures of Hillary and Obama

[+18] u/happy30thbirthday: Is that a new graphics card?

[+17] u/Internal_Field5970: Think bulls and bears can both agree this market is a scam 😂

[+17] u/jonneh: Goddamn Lutnick does it again wtf man another grift 
#
&gt; Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s sons at Cantor Fitzgerald bought up tariff refund rights for just 20-30 cents on the dollar after last year’s Liberation Day. For every $100 invested, they’re now looking at 3-5x gains.

[+17] u/hv876: Jake Paul needed a 2nd surgery because mofo couldn’t sit still and the screws and plate came off loose is funniest shit of the week.

[+16] u/DanqueLeChay: Honestly disappointed with 🥭’s reaction. A few ad hominem attacks on supreme court justices, hand waving 10% something maybe and that was it? Losing his touch. Sad

[+16] u/bearhunter429: #The fact that Call of Duty sold more than 500 million copies proves that we've been living in Idiocracy for quite some time LMAO🤌

[+16] u/Ok_Cry7572: A two income household is literally the best so make sure your wife has two jobs

[+16] u/Harp-Note: I saw a comment earlier where someone said these past two weeks have been the worst, and that they've lost a lot of money cause of it. Yet, it's been the best two weeks of the year for me. 

So if you've been losing money, just remember that someone has been gaining it. Perspective.😊

[+15] u/CUbuffGuy: I hope some absolute crazy shit happens this weekend because today was utter bullshit

[+15] u/omigula: Howard Nutlick is a god damn traitor

[+15] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 is tariff raging LMAO dude is a class A 🤡

[+15] u/31andnotdone: my state has a measles outbreak and all the rfk jr koolaid drinkers are calling them freedom freckles.  😭

[+15] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: made my own trail mix and seasoned it with adderall. 

For science. For mankind. 
 
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[+15] u/United-Win-2432: Trump is the perfect example of what an American is.

[+15] u/United-Win-2432: 34m lives at home no job no car. Look out ladies

[+14] u/Accomplished_Suit651: When a pornstar with nice naturals gets a tit job 😭

[+14] u/Pauldoc001: On a serious note..People on this thread who voted for trump should be really ashamed of themselves

[+14] u/CUbuffGuy: What a shit day. Literally can't believe we pumped most of the day on global tariffs from Trump and a ruling that's going to be a fucking nightmare with returning funds.

[+14] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Imagine still being a ber knowing the market is rigged 🫵🤡

[+14] u/financiallythriving: Weekend is here, cock out and time to party

[+14] u/Eddyrancid: The way 🥭 is reacting with this 10% tariff is making me think he might be kind of an asshole

[+14] u/Ok_Cry7572: Apple claims covering up the camera with a cover could damage your laptop.

Do they think we're dumb or something😂😂😂

[+14] u/vinojpm: Me: Sure let's spend $50k in one day on some bullshit ticker at ATH  
Also me: no fucking way am I paying $12/month for Spotify, I'd rather deal with ads

[+14] u/No_Skirt_4689: My grocery bill has increased around 50% since 2 years ago same time.  Thanks Obama!

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[+14] u/saintmitchy: China retaliating with 16% tariffs would be absolute cinema

[+14] u/looool_k_libtard: Why stop at 15% flat tariffs? Just put 250% on every country so the cost of rice here is $75

[+14] u/Thebaxxxx: That was fun. Now for 2 days of uninterrupted sleep

[+14] u/Silver-Barracuda7834: Down $120k year over year. Every day I’m sadder than the last. 6 years of gains gone in 3 months.

[+14] u/orangeyougladiator: People were talking about GDP coming in at 8% btw, with most of that coming from mag6 spend, and it came in at 1.4% lmfao. It’s all fucking cooked

[+14] u/Overall-Fold-9720: "Tariffs were illegal, and will be removed"

🥭: "10% ADDITIONAL TARIFFS,  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER"

Dementia ain't a flower

[+14] u/Montyprice7206: Man it’s crazy to see but in his own uniquely retarded way 🥭 is entering his sleepy joe era

[+14] u/daviper87: #**ON MONDAY WE TANK 10%, NO, MAKE THAT 15%**

Thank you for you attention to this matter

[+13] u/Dust-Sea: Donnie likes 15% blanket tariffs. He likes em 15 under the blanket too.

[+13] u/barmeloxanthony10: ASTS and RKLB set me back at least another month today

[+13] u/Moepenmoes: I just discovered that my home's heating costs like 10% of my income each month. Ain't turning it back on.

[+13] u/PatientAd9394: If sleepy joe was in office, SPY would already be at 750 by now

[+13] u/Top-Meaning2626: Are they gonna raise my taxes to pay back the taxes I paid to the government to pay other countries that lost imports due to high taxes and resulted in there economy tanking?

[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: So having a sleepy president ain’t so bad after all huh lmao. I would take a airbud dog president situation over our currently timeline. I wish that was a joke 🫩

[+13] u/D1finalboss: Side boob ✅

Front boob ✅

Under boob ✅

[+13] u/Impressive-Name5129: Section 122 authorizes the President to impose, for a period not exceeding 150 days unless extended by an Act of the Congress, a temporary import surcharge up to 15 percent ad valorem and other temporary limitations on articles imported into the United States in situations of fundamental international payments problems ...

I see does that mean the country is broke

[+13] u/Impressive-Name5129: So section 122 is essentially apply tarriffs because you are broke clause.

So did the US just declare bankruptcy. 

What does that mean for the government 🤔

[+13] u/peterpeer9: Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score. 

Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage. 

Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3% 

whoop says my recovery is 41% 

sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal. 

oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping 

open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana 

get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work

 manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile 

go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking 

lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is 

apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."

[+13] u/jda823: Here it is so you don't have to go to the dogshit truth social site 

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Based on a thorough, detailed, and complete review of the ridiculous, poorly written, and extraordinarily anti-American decision on Tariffs issued yesterday, after MANY months of contemplation, by the United States Supreme Court, please let this statement serve to represent that I, as President of the United States of America, will be, effective immediately, raising the 10% Worldwide Tariff on Countries, many of which have been “ripping” the U.S. off for decades, without retribution (until I came along!), to the fully allowed, and legally tested, 15% level. During the next short number of months, the Trump Administration will determine and issue the new and legally permissible Tariffs, which will continue our extraordinarily successful process of Making America Great Again - GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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[+13] u/CalRippedken: Market still won't care

[+13] u/-IQ200: Supreme Court: Sir, tariffs are illegal.

🥭:  MAKE IT 15%

[+13] u/smart_doge: 2021 CS students paid $100k to universities thinking they’ll get $500k jobs on graduation 4 years later 🤣

[+13] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: he just put another 10% tax on us and we aren't dragging him out by his rotting hands?

[+13] u/No_Assistance5652: Oh, he is not a pedo, he is an informant. Shut the fuck up! Release the files, un-redact the names and prove it. Surely, an upstanding American like him can do it right?

[+13] u/Overall-Fold-9720: 🥭 lost so much aura in this press conference

Looked like he was about to cry for about 90% of it

[+13] u/Internal_Field5970: Our dear leader is upset that our Supreme Court cucked him in front of all the other world leaders

He’s a very sensitive man

[+13] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Red premarket on Monday then a slow melt up to open flat and then pump all day. Bers crying "this makes no fucking sense" as they stare at the ruins of their portfolio. They're right, of course, but it's hard to care when you're at the lambo dealership

[+12] u/Ok_Cry7572: Discord's third party vendor ID Verification system, Persona, already got hacked😂😂😂

Yea verifying ID online is a great thing, good work Australia and Europe🤡

[+12] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Fcking hate myself for not taking profits

[+12] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Is it me or is JD just a fucking chode at this point

[+12] u/spudbro00: We got a bunch of WSB doordash drivers and Wendy's fry cooks giving out tariff law opinion pieces. WSB is the equivalent to reading the onion for econimics.

[+12] u/ColCrockett: 🥭 is the kind of leader that would killed by the praetorian guard in Ancient Rome

[+12] u/2020isgreat: The White House: Washington’s partners who struck a deal with Trump will face an additional 10% tariff

 What is he doing lmfao[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2025024904761147453)

[+12] u/bearhunter429: #How is Elon so out of shape when he's so rich LMAO🤌

[+12] u/Aldribuds: Sheesh I'm starting to think the orange guy in charge might not know what he's doing

[+12] u/MAITOJEESUS: Why'd Trump slap those 10% global tariffs on everything? Sounds like he just got mad about the Supreme Court's decision.

[+12] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: You’re actually regarded if you think this will tank the market lmao

[+12] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 is way more retarded than the average regards here. CMV

[+12] u/Warm_Implement3088: just applied to anthropic, wish me luck

[+12] u/spreadbetfred: Are US troops really being fed lobster this weekend?

[+12] u/stupidber: I'm into men now. This has been a u/cashflow_ update.

[+12] u/Moepenmoes: My sister is like 20% green YTD just because she randomly (and only) bought VSCO because she "likes the brand". Meanwhile I'm -10% red YTD with years of trading experience. Why the fuck is this happening?

[+12] u/mankey21: I need to stop making stupid banbets, I had so many funny and insightful things to say this week. I can't think of any now though.

[+12] u/Previous-Device-4604: I buy gold during a shovels rush

[+12] u/Yousoldmetohigh: DOW aint gonna be 50k if you keep that up, donny.

[+11] u/mneymaker: So the absolute logical thing to do is to full port puts for next week at least until Wednesday. More tariffs, possible WW3, slowing economy.

Therefore, you buy calls

That's how you roll in this market, it's that simple. Keep some notes

[+11] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Been wanting a motorcycle. Wife said NO! Been eyeballing a specific bike for 2 years. 

See random black dude at the gas station on the same make/model I want. 

Talk to him and tell him, "man id love one those, my wife says no though."

Black dude says, "Mine did too, but fuck her I got to have something for me. She got over it."

I go buy the motorcycle that day after work.

Wife hasnt spoken to me in a week, and ive never had so much fun riding around.

Thanks random black dude! Thanks for giving me my balls back.

See you regards on Monday. Im buying calls and hoping I can pay this motorcycle off by Friday.

[+11] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Sucks to be the person assigned to typing up all of trump's tariff paperwork. You gotta tear it up and start over every time trump throws a tantrum.

[+11] u/Country_Gravy420: Aren't 15% tariffs still significantly lower than what 🥭 had placed on most countries? 

Everyone keeps predicting the markets tanking but I think you all must be retards.

https://www.tradecomplianceresourcehub.com/2026/02/20/trump-2-0-tariff-tracker/

[+11] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Bols could contract AIDS and be like "Honestly, this is a good thing. Now I will have a much smaller, yet more enhanced dating pool"

[+11] u/TheoryInttro: Google, my friend, for once you aren't being a rat bastard!

[+11] u/solidsneeze: market closed. 12:30am Tehran. game on ✌️

[+11] u/HandsomeTod11: 🥭 thinks Iran is a product made by Tim Apple

[+11] u/astromouse2024: If you’re an MM reading this, I hope your yacht gets repossessed 🫵😂

[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine having the highest court, for which you essentially handpicked a majority, striking down the heart of your misguided economic policy as unconstitutional.

[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: I’d literally rather have one tomahawk steak than all the tomahawk missiles headed to Iran right now.

[+11] u/moorhound: The President said "I can destroy the country" today and we pumped in response lmao

[+11] u/Valkorion335786: "Moody's upgrades US credit rating after learning u/Valkorion335786 had purchased SPY puts."

[+11] u/borat_he_like_you: #Why does no one talk about Hilary Duff?

[+11] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Not going to lie, I've made nothing since October. 

This insane volatility brought about by taco's tariffs and Fed lowering rates B.S., which have led to manipulation, uncertainty, dramatic headlines are a joke. 

I started trading a year and a half ago, and it was fun as imaginable. Then, of course, you had what was it the worst 1-day fdrop since 1929, only for taco to tweet two weeks later (of course, insiders to the WH knew it was coming while 99.9% were left out of when and what). 

Then, the fraudulent upswing throughout the entire summer was what caused the bubble (again, obviously being manipulated up for polls and so he can brag about 401k's) that should've consolidated in late June, but instead ran up til September with practically no pullbacks. 

This market is just trash.

[+11] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I need a wife changing win for once

[+11] u/bzl33: the amount of bloat and tiny bugs in software nowadays is insane. I used to think people were exaggerating but basic stuff that used to work fine sucks to use now.

[+11] u/No-Improvement3164: Born too late, started investing too late and charts are parabolic over the last 10-15 years. Now we have a complete fruit basket running the shit show. There’s no hope at this point.

[+11] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: The year is 2035 and your Reddit karma is the only social credit that matters 🫴

[+11] u/Independent_Wind1270: NVDA reports eye-watering, mind-boggling numbers exceeding even the loftiest of expectations. Its growth numbers exceed every company and country on the planet.

Stock soars to $189.99

[+11] u/Sufficient-Matter-42: I too love knee-jerk significant economic decisions made over a weekend.

[+11] u/muchlakin: At this rate tariffs will be 20% sunday, and 25% by monday. I did the math.

[+11] u/throwawayainteasy: Lol, the lawyer for the anti-tariff side of the SCOTUS case just pointed out that the DOJ lawyers explicitly argued that Sec 122 tariffs are inapplicable to the situation POTUS is trying to address and that's why they were using the IEEPA authorities instead. 

Sec 122 is what Trump is now invoking to place his 10% (now 15%) global tariffs to replace the ones SCOTUS just tossed.

So yeah, this is immediately going back to court and the plaintiffs are gonna have a great case that they're inappropriate on their face given Trump's statements and what his own DOJ literally just claimed in before SCOTUS.

[+11] u/TreGet234: Life is so ass. Playing by the rules doesn't just get you punished, it gets you kicked in the teeth.

[+11] u/ReversingCloud: Clarence Thomas is the type of guy to call MLK an enemy of America

[+11] u/jmc774: Our dear leader is not having a good day today

[+11] u/31andnotdone: I never know what the vibes are gonna be in here.  Either I'm showing up to a thread of bullies or a nest of depression.

[+11] u/type_error: How many people gonna have a drinking game for state of the union?

Obama, stupid, biden, great, economy, Dow 50k = alcohol poisoning

[+11] u/Squamsk: I'm not wiping until my April put prints.

[+11] u/rocier: Too much estrogen in this thread

[+11] u/rooftop_druid: The 10% tariffs were already a drastic reduction from the randomly generated IEEPA-powered ones he had been handing out like candy and causing instability.

The limit is also 15%, he just started at 10% so he can hoot and holler and make it look to his supporters who don’t read the actual details that he “won” or that he was sticking it to the Supreme Court by doing this the next day.

The tariffs he’s referring to now are national security tariffs and work very differently than the IEEPA ones. The ruling on the IEEPA ones stand and this random noise isn’t in contradiction with it.

I really dislike the guy, I think he’s a boisterous old fart embarrassing the country on a national stage, but some of the people commenting here that the sky is falling and the crash is imminent every time they see the word “tariff” in a sentence are just as bad with blind anger as this clown’s most avid supporters are with blind faith.

[+11] u/tika_dengu: The new 15% global tariff is good news for countries which were on a higher tariff, but not so much for penguins who now have to pay 15% instead of 10%.

[+11] u/Kickboy21: I just Jacked off, shower, chicken breast, and heading to the gym. This is peak incel saturday morning ritual

[+11] u/AbsorbingTax: We just call that 'breakfast'

[+10] u/J_da_CPA: How much did 🥭 pay for Melania? That’s gotta be in the Epstein files

[+10] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: NICEEEE GREAT NEW: US Notches One of Its Biggest Annual Trade Gaps Since 1960, [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-trade-deficit-widens-capping-135038693.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-trade-deficit-widens-capping-135038693.html)

\&gt;be trump

\&gt;tariff the world, it will pay off debt

\&gt;increase debt by helping the rich, gdp will outgrow it after all

\&gt;dollar loses value, bad for imports but hopes exports remain higher long term 

\&gt;gdp slows down

\&gt;deficit is widening again, imports are increasing

everything failed basically and the economy is in a shitty state, destroyed the biden economy at record speed. this incompetence has to be historic.

[+10] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #MU and SNDK gang checking in 🫡🤝🫂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👥️

[+10] u/sanmar2225: #why global tariff only 10%? why not 50%? 420%? 9000%

[+10] u/Dorkasteri: Jeez, I wonder how much Joe Rogan is gonna condemn Nutlick and his son for stealing hunderds of millions of dollars from American consumers and investors.

[+10] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: I like how the markets just ignored trumps press conference yesterday

[+10] u/Sick0h: Sometimes I forget just how completely doomer filled and anxiety stricken this thread becomes.

[+10] u/derprondo: You got a problem with Punch the monkey, you got a problem with me.

[+10] u/CPA-hole: You’ve all been liberated

[+10] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Welp looks like next week I’ll be getting calls

From my divorce lawyer

[+10] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: is it gay to post on this sub

[+10] u/brute-forced: How is the Supreme Court ruling going to impact my $27 portfolio?

[+10] u/PutzOnDonleon: I think we all owe Mel Gibson an apology

[+10] u/RealWooWhee: Iran biggest nothing burger in 2026

[+10] u/Hopeful_Invite_8275: Believe it or not, calls. Nothing ever happens

[+10] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: In the 31 years of being alive, ive learned "holier than thou" people are usually the worst offenders of their own beliefs and have skeletons in their closet far worse than the things they preach against. 

I stay far away from people who preach they know the best in everything, and those who argue with "well technically" after everything said. Those people never shut the fuck up.

[+10] u/twostroke1: Pro tip: If you send the IRS a bunch of random numbers on your tax return, they mail you back with the amount you actually owe, essentially doing your taxes for you.

[+10] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: WTF, Cantor Fitzgerald, Howard Lutnick's firm,  bought up a ton of tariff refund claims from other companies.  The corruption runs deep.

Edit: [https://www.newsweek.com/howard-lutnick-sons-may-make-money-supreme-court-ruling-tariffs-11558345](https://www.newsweek.com/howard-lutnick-sons-may-make-money-supreme-court-ruling-tariffs-11558345)

[+10] u/stupidber: 🥭 saw canada win at curling and went 15% tariffs now

[+10] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: His tariff threats dont mean anything because, first of all they have a time limit of 150 days and cant be raised beyond 15%. Why does he keep it? To not look like s Clown obviously, emergency tariffs are gone and he now tries to paint his tariff debacle as an "un-merican" move by the courts. Basically trying to shift the narrative, pathetic really.

[+10] u/gratatatatatatat: Tariff experts are back in WSB, I missed them when we were all mining and war experts over the last week

[+10] u/Fernyfern7: lmao he thought the limit was 10% he didnt read the law that lets it be 15%

[+10] u/No_Assistance5652: I want Trump as mod of this sub. We are missing out on a huge retard.

[+10] u/jda823: South Korea paid the US $350B to lower their tariffs from 25 to 15 % and now their tariff rate is 15%. 

Art of the deal right there.

[+10] u/No_Assistance5652: Destroy the country

Buy the assets for distressed prices using your companies

Give contracts using taxpayer money to your companies to “rebuild”

???

[+10] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: Mango increasing tariffs from 10% to 15% to demonstrate he's not a pussy.

[+10] u/ch0c0l8cake: https://preview.redd.it/hb7ygvskowkg1.jpeg?width=588&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=462affbedc69d9d0ad1d0d11b937598803561152

[+10] u/Andromeda_0507: Imma be so mad if the market reacts to this 15% after not caring about the 10%

[+10] u/AbrocomaNegative825: The worst part of living in a small city is being surrounded by **Arrogant** losers. I like losers personally, theyre the more down to earth type. But small cities breed a very special kind of loser you wont find anywhere else.

[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft hasn't had a green day since its IPO LMAO🤌

[+10] u/Loose_Development_24: I lost money today. Also I’m ugly as fuck

[+10] u/diefy7321: Ya’ll ghetto asf with cracked phone screens smh

[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: So consumers paid the tariffs, but the companies get the refund back as profit if tariffs stay overturned?

Brilliant

[+10] u/ReversingCloud: Elon Musk committed [voter fraud](https://newrepublic.com/post/206857/georgia-voter-fraud-elon-musk)

Surely he will be punished for his actions, right?

[+10] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Right now I've been eating so much sugar that whenever I take a dump there's a 50% chance my anoos bleeds from the constipation.

Wednesday I am work from home so at 3PM I am going to take a shit and then wipe my ass. If the toilet paper is a clean brown swipe then I am full porting my kid's college funds on calls. Otherwise if it is blood red then I am buying puts.

[+10] u/Character_Economy928: I have seen “WW3 is imminent” for the last 9 years.

I’m tired boss

[+10] u/bardhizi: For 2 weeks I tried to catch the recovery with 0dtez or a few days….Friday I said fuck it and bought Puts….then all this good news started coming and investors no longer cared about AI threatening jobs, etc….I mean wtf? Lol I betrayed my bulls and got the horns

[+10] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Imagine holding 150 contracts of SPY puts at the peak and selling for a $2K gain instead of waiting 30 more minutes and making $50K 🤡

[+10] u/Evander85: The tariffs will continue until morale improves

[+10] u/Sick0h: He’s officially broken and just spouting shit lmao. YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

[+10] u/arkeus1: so taco basically invalidated all the trade deals he made for past year with this 15% tariffs.

[+10] u/Dividedby21mil: Can’t we just decide tariffs daily with a spinny wheel instead? 

Would be a lot easier to predict and follow for everyone.

[+10] u/TreGet234: The relief rally when mango is finally gone will be insane. Or we will enter the deepest recession in human history.

[+10] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: NUTLICK BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO TRUMP TAX TARIFF REFUNDS FOR 30-50 cents ON THE DOLLAR

ALL REFUND MONEY WILL GO TO NUTLICK AND HE WILL 3-5X HIS INVESTMENT 

????????????

What in the fucking Jew is this? HOW DO YOU BUY SOMETHING LIKE THAT??? Let alone know it exists??? wtf? Is this an actual product from the U.S. Government or is this a poorly worded news article and he just made a bet on a betting platform??

[+10] u/IntrepidToday0: Why do people think we gonna tank Monday, just because 15% tariffs? The max he can have them for is 150 days, which is almost the same as not having tariffs at all.

[+10] u/Serious-Government32: 🥭 army are truly stupid

[+10] u/memelackey: Double top on corn so we're crashing HARD monday into the snow 🤌

[+10] u/x2eliah: AI Derangement Syndrome

[+9] u/Vlisa: What a crazy chart on SPY today. Making it really hard to draw my technical analysis dinosaur.

[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Lame duck Trump finally put in his place. Trying to use some other section for his tariffs now. That’s cute. Except Congress has to reauthorize them in 150 days. Which they won’t. Market now treating him like the lame duck he is. Love to see it.

[+9] u/get_da_maney: Markets so retarted we going to open blood red on delayed reaction of additional tariff

[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: openai must be preying on the mentally ill there's a bunch of regards petitioning to get the 4o model back because it was their best friend lmao

[+9] u/United-Win-2432: Everything got worse when they stopped smoking inside. Made everyone more anxious

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Can I get a warning label flair so new people know I’m retarded?

[+9] u/Slow-Information-847: Has anyone thought 🥭 may be one of us? He kept saying I can read, I read well today

[+9] u/solidsneeze: apparently the leg extension machine was the sit and stare at your phone machine today

[+9] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: There’s a salty call buyer downvoting all the comments

[+9] u/Far-Bit-2295: I can’t wait to see -4% premarket and a full recovery by 11 AM  on Monday 😭

[+9] u/peterpeer9: I wonder how many diapers our president went through today

[+9] u/MakeResonableChoices: Finally the weekend, now I can be unburdened by what has been 🍻

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/1zom58lorpkg1.jpeg?width=640&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=ca3c88948e6a05599ca344ff4cbf0be22919759d

[+9] u/gratatatatatatat: Now bers will start baby raging, can't wait to see what weekend cope they'll use this time for "black monday" 😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵

[+9] u/jglhk: the fact that it is STILL going UP is baffling to me

[+9] u/bearhunter429: #In addition to cancelling tariffs, supreme court also decided that America needs to apologize to Canada 

#LMAO🤌

[+9] u/sanmar2225: #Breaking: Dow, S&amp;P, Nasdaq jump to post weekly gains as Supreme Court strikes down tariffs
.

#My port: -1.82%

[+9] u/rooftop_druid: Nothing will happen with Iran. 

SPY will open Monday around 693.

[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: So when companies get their tariff money back they are going to lower prices right? ... right?

[+9] u/United-Win-2432: Imma start a band called implied volatility

[+9] u/abroadbroadband: I still don't understand therapists tbh

How could they help me work through my biggest personal problem: recouping stock losses

[+9] u/Elegant-Berry5192: My only wish in life is that before I die we find and can travel to another planet that has human life and is just like our world only when we get there it’s 1990 for them and I can go back and die in peace in the good ole days

[+9] u/kalakesri: Tech bros can have the power of gods at their hand and the most creative idea they can come up with is selling ads and virtual waifus

[+9] u/katrav86: doing my taxes. 

which box on my 1040 do i check to receive tariff refund?

[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Sir please do not redeem the card, please sir - do not redeem the - DO NOT REDEEM

[+9] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The biggest thing to come out of this whole Epstein saga is the fact that the Rothschilds were actually in fact running the world behind the scenes. Conspiracy nuts have now been vindicated!

[+9] u/Ill_Television8150: Casino is closed. Go home.

[+9] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Seems like a fucking weird timeline we are in.

[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: This tariff shit and  Iran strike in the same weekend would pump the market because of how many puts have been bought

[+9] u/Ill-Ad1603: Are tariffs going to cook my calls or not bruh? I’m so sick of this shit

[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Tariffs might be the only thing that man believes in. Been talking about them for decades

[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: If tariffs are bullish, I'm a cat

[+9] u/LasyKuuga: If you don’t waste your 20s gambling into financial ruin what are you doing?

[+9] u/log1ck1717: You guys really think Monday is going to be red when it was still green when he said 10% on Friday? I don't think an extra 5% is going to do much, considering corn is still green af.

[+9] u/Glum-Wealth-6171: Man the amount of you supporting 🥭 today and the markets pumping just shows how easy epsteins island could happen. You're the parents flipping your kids for some sweet sweet call action!

[+9] u/spudbro00: Inflation comes in hot buy calls, inflation comes in low buy calls, GDP comes in good buy calls, GDP misses by 50% buy calls, unemployment ticks up buy calls, unemployment comes in low buy calls, tariffs ruled illegal buy calls, tariffs back on the menu buy calls.

Don't try and fight the ponzi scheme that is the US stock market, you will lose.

[+9] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: looks like the TACO trade happened before the new tariffs were even announced! talk about market efficiency

[+9] u/wildcat1055: "Sir, I'd love to kiss you. He was a very powerful man"

🥭

[+9] u/31andnotdone: everyday the market takes a little bit more of my soul away

[+9] u/31andnotdone: one shot at life and we're here

[+9] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: NAFTA was peak western civilisation

[+9] u/kingRegard7: After over 100 trades YTD I am beating the S&amp;P500 by 0.07%

[+9] u/RagingBearBull: When is WWIII, im thinking regard in Chief is going to declare WWIII and tariff everyone.

this is bullish because of course it would be.

[+9] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: Imagine fucking the President's daughter and now you are negotiating a peace deal with Iran LMAO we are definitely going to war.

[+9] u/LarryStink: Down 30k to start the year so thats a plus.

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Buffet’s last move to dump Amazon for NYT feels spooky and eerie

[+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Without a doubt, my favorite time on WSB are as follows:

\- (-0.35%) or lower days.

\- 3:00amEST "Europoor" and "Amerifat" banter.

[+9] u/NewComplaint2065: let's go 100% tariffs. if you try to import even a banana you have to pay 14 million dollars and get publicly executed

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Tariff those aliens from outer space 

Fuck those weird looking extra terrestrials

[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: What a fucking dick really 10 to 15% I wonder how much lutnick is racking in

[+9] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Excpecting SPY 1%+ cause this sub is so bearish. 

You don’t get to win

[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: The market is to blame here. It pumped when he announced the 10% tariff. He thinks that is a good ideea

[+9] u/FormalCompetition118: FOCUS ON THE FILES. Everything else is distraction

[+9] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Is he just intentionally trying to crash the market, so his homes can load up again

[+9] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Like bro I’m so tired of this snow because what do like you mean we might 8+ inches snow

[+9] u/rwc5078: This just in

🥭 Tariffing exports to 25% because he believe trading with other countries is unamerican

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: There’s a dude at my gym who wore a shirt every day and I have noticed he’s been leaving his 🥭 shirts at home lately

[+9] u/Ensemble_InABox: Assistant to the controller

[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: I will let you know on Monday

[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: Yahoo: “Wall Street keeps calm after Supreme Court strikes down Trumps tariffs”
🤣🤣🤣

[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Green day, flat day, red day, you can always rely on Microsoft to be fucking red LMAO🤌

[+8] u/spudbro00: gap up Monday to destroy weekend put holders and then dump

[+8] u/HandsomeTod11: Nutlick looking neutered since his Epstein emails dropped. Howard Neuticels doesnt have the same ring to it

[+8] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Only 65 hours until my life has meaning again

[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Now we know three Supreme Court justices are in the Epstein files

[+8] u/BrothaManMan: I was sober for a year and a half but I fucked up man, fuck my life.

[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: euro poor stoxx 600 now outperform s&amp;p500 by 6% ytd interdasting start

[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: lmao Rip President Trump. He looked so salty in his press conference I thought he was going to cry.

[+8] u/FastCar_5: Ok so we are just going to create some threatening news every now and then to scare the market a little bit, and then when that threat turns out to be useless the markets rally each time? Orange 🍊 understands algos more than any of us. Give him credit.

[+8] u/Diligent-Detective97: So Trump has made deals with every country and is now breaking these deals with his new 10% tariffs? That´s a real dealmaker...

[+8] u/Big-Quote4483: the only reason MSFT isnt red today is becasue its the weekend and the market is closed

[+8] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Praying to Lord Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Gandhi and Trump for a red day.

If Monday opens red 0.5%, will donate 500 to my nearest autists society

[+8] u/trumpdiego: ##so glad I loaded up with puts so he can TACO monday morning and absolutely wreck them

[+8] u/pmotiveforce: People thinking 150 day term for new tariffs will limit damage from the Wrath of the Retard, lol.

150 days: I am imposing new 14% tariffs.

300 days: I am imposing new 15% tariffs.

People don't think he be stupid like he do, but he do.

[+8] u/Mellow_Toninn: I love how you could tell the GOP was anticipating all of these big moments of confrontation in an attempt to erode the basic civil liberties of Americans…. but it’s still fuck ICE and Tr ump fucks kids lol

[+8] u/platinumarks: Remember, there's nothing stopping us all from ordering pizzas at the same time from whatever pizza place is nearest to the Pentagon, just to make everyone think we're attacking Iran today

[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I'm down 150k this month.  Can't wait to lose more on Monday.

[+8] u/knoqd_: War on Saturday 

Taco on Sunday

SPY 700 on Monday

[+8] u/Icy_Ability_4240: I sold out on my GLD calls just before close. 

I honestly think Trump would be stupid to bomb Iran this weekend. It's Ramadan and the Olympics ends on Sunday. If he bombed Iran during Ramadan it would piss off his new Arab allies on the BOP (Bored of Piece) because it would be 'disrespectful' to quote my significant other.

[+8] u/kemar7856: I feel like 5 years from now Amazon is still going to be at 200

[+8] u/borat_he_like_you: No IT manager is going to ditch Crowdstrike for a cloud tool unless they want to get fired

[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I just want to stay asleep until the markets re-open

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Working at McDonald's and Wendy's is not a bad thing. A job is a job

[+8] u/jmc774: Patiently waiting for my tariff refund check to hit my account

[+8] u/spac420: i hope these companies spend just as much money trying to get their tariff money back as they did putting him on office.

[+8] u/vinojpm: Buckle up boyos we about to get generational regardation with people treating AI answers as gospel

[+8] u/aquaticsardonic: The weekend is here time to do some weird shit with hookers and jellybeans

⚫️🔴🔵👁👄👁🔵⚫️🔴

[+8] u/sloanemonroe: 10% tariff on all countries. So back to ZERO trade deals with any countries then. That’s what that means. He’s such an idiot.

[+8] u/cbusoh66: Ayatollah in Nike jumpsuit any moment now

[+8] u/retard_trader: Feel really bad for the regards who think American consumers are going to see tariff refund money. That's C-suite bonus money bwoi.

[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: /u/cashflow_ for Mod

[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Lmao no one should get a tariff refund . The common fella paid for it

[+8] u/FuckleUp: When is the Hate of the Nation speech?

[+8] u/Impressive-Name5129: So which agency will downgrade the US first based on recent events

[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Market summary: 📈📉📈📉📈📉 x3 months

[+8] u/cashflow_: How come hippos are so hungry

[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: saw that closed ZIM position post and my old ass thought it was about Invader Zim

[+8] u/diefy7321: Europoors sure do cry a lot about the US lol smh

[+8] u/jda823: "Barclays noted that IEEPA tariffs accounted for roughly 0.5% to 0.7% of GDP in revenue."

Oh so without the tariffs, the GDP is fucked fucked

[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #🚨TRUMP RAISES GLOBAL TARIFF TO 15%

[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: He can no longer wake up and tariff any country at any rate for any reason overnight. Every tool he has left either requires lengthy investigations, is capped in rate, is time-limited, or is industry-specific. IEEPA was uniquely powerful because it had none of those constraints. That era is over. 15% tariffs for 6 months is bullish because we have certainty

[+8] u/borat_he_like_you: U.S. Cybertruck sales fell to 20,000 in 2025 from 39,000 in 2024

[+8] u/stupidber: Ber r fuk yes or yes?

[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Average consumer will see a PS5 for $399 and be like alright that’s normal whatever

But then 2 months later see the same PS5 for $399 but next to it is a ~~$599~~ and think it’s a good deal

[+8] u/No_Skirt_4689: She's a ten but she doesn't maintain a consistent or legal trade policy for more than 2 hours.

[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #why is he so fuken retarded wtf bro just go with 69% global instead

[+8] u/stupidber: Legit almost texted a girl "What are you up to this 🅱️eekend?"

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: I'm gonna have 10 kids and live off benefits/gov

[+8] u/GrandKnew: it only takes two total fucking retards on an otherwise good team to ruin a project

[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Spy -1% on Monday because tariffs. +3% on Tuesday when tariff talk is backed off.

[+8] u/Great-Television1775: If market reacted + 1% on 10% tariffs, it is going to be +1,5% on 15% ? 🤔🤔

[+8] u/sh1tler: # we are one “truth” away from a mayhem Monday

[+8] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: shit probably gonna dip on tariff news

[+8] u/jonneh: There's only two things I hate in this world.
#
People who are intolerant of other people's trading preferences…
#
and fucking ghey ass bers.

[+8] u/smart_doge: Tariffs can remain regarded longer than you can remain solvent

[+8] u/United-Win-2432: People just love to negotiate. I could list a working car for 100 bucks and someone would offer 50. This country is so trash.

[+8] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Hood Gold card came in. Not even going to activate it. Just nice for cutting coke. If I did such things.

[+8] u/borat_he_like_you: Imagine your president saying he can destroy the country if he wants

[+8] u/dbgtboi: everyone bullish on artificial intelligence because 90% of real intelligence are regards

[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: The wildest part of today's presser was not being able to tell if 🥭 was memeing or being 100,000% deadass serious when he said Ty for your attention to this matter. 

That shit straight up made me trip balls.

[+8] u/NiceJobSon: By the time I’m 79, would like to imagine being a little more mellowed out, kinder, less judgy, more empathetic, in general more appreciative of those around me. Also msft over 420 would be nice.

[+8] u/JakeSal10: Maybe a hot take but it’s fucking stupid that banks are closed on weekends. Like why the fuck can’t I transfer cash rn. One of my biggest pet peeves

[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Ive met two chicks in the past 3 weeks who speak like anime people. "OH that is so crazy that you said that, it makes my heart race. I hope you say more things like that!" Its cringe but lowkey cute at the same time. I still prefer the millenial goth over all.

[+8] u/Happy_Discussion_536: &gt;amazon stock sitting around like a hot girl everyone is too shy to go up to

Except she's really shy herself.  Everyone just assumes she's confident because she's so hot.

But she's very horny and the first nerd to actually give her attention and make her feel special she falls for.

This ends up a transformative event in the nerd's life.  Eventually becomes a rich tech Gigachad.  Considered a future visionary that just wants to benefit humanity and help it explore the cosmos.  Eventually this all gets to his head though and he thinks he's god. Forgets how good this first girl is that stood by him when he was nobody.

Tech chad becomes douche and loses all his values.  Regularly goes deep into K holes impregnating every woman he can to "save the human race".  Is obsessed with controlling all media and human thought.

Dies fat with a messed up body from too much HGH, all alone.  In his last moments he drops a snowglobe and it shatters on the ground.  With his last few breaths he whispers "Paypal".

[+8] u/gami2billy: Depressed on a Fri night and need a cheer up? Check out the movie The Road. You wont regret it

[+8] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Tarifs on the transgender voter IDs, or whatever this guy said in Georgia

[+8] u/United-Win-2432: Not to brag but I've scrolled 100,000 banana lengths

[+8] u/katrav86: # how long till fuc u money :(

[+8] u/Jets237: 15% because fuck your calls

[+8] u/stupidber: We got 15% global tariffs before GTA 6

[+8] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Steal a man's wallet, he'll be poor for a day.

Teach him to ber, he'll be poor for life.

[+8] u/EnginrA: I’m young dumb and full of fun

[+8] u/PhoenixFira: I just woke up and the first thing i saw was 15% tariff are you fucking kidding me

[+8] u/mikeytho1: So bored I'm checking 🌽 even though I have no holdings. Still think 55k is coming.

[+8] u/sloanemonroe: He can’t STAND IT that Supreme Court justices that he put in there voted against him. I wouldn’t doubt it if he tries to bring them down.

[+8] u/HistoricalComeBack: Hope SLV rips on Monday on this tariff shit show and Gyna Brothers back in the game

[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Hundreds of companies, including major retailer Costco, have already filed lawsuits to get refunds on money they paid toward President Trump’s tariffs.  hope orange has the lawyers ready

[https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tariff-refunds-supreme-court-trump-rcna259968?cid=sm\_npd\_nn\_tw\_ma&amp;taid=6999d6888e21f400010d9dfc&amp;utm\_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm\_medium=social&amp;utm\_source=twitter](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tariff-refunds-supreme-court-trump-rcna259968?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma&amp;taid=6999d6888e21f400010d9dfc&amp;utm_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=twitter)

[+8] u/Unassisted3P: The 15% increase probably isn't a big deal. They expire this year anyways and the permanent damage has already been done.

*this is bull cope*

[+8] u/NunuTitobu: Ironically after all the "trade talks" 🥭 ends up shitting on countries like the UK, raising their tariffs without any discussion

[+8] u/Montyprice7206: It went red white and blue 🇺🇸

[+8] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Best we can do is a retard that occasionally shits his pants and imposes tariffs

[+8] u/Jeffoxy: not enough of their fathers have been killed in an alleyway

[+8] u/smart_doge: You tell me Corgi 🅱️utt

[+8] u/NotMe357: 100% on Cash at the moment. So we probably gonna pump hard next week.

[+8] u/dasboot523: Why? Mango be crashing out

[+8] u/jerm2z: It's bearish but buy calls anyway because that's how it works

[+7] u/hallett21: We’re in the endgame now

[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Whoever punished CRWD and NET due to fking Claude Code Review improvements didn’t understand what Cybersecurity really means. Holy cow finance bros are truly regarded

[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: Just got the email from Google that my Pixel 9 now has AirDrop support.

let's fucking go

[+7] u/cryptohorn: Economy so bad Floyd Mayweather is unretiring

[+7] u/ajibtunes: Should I marry an ugly woman or be single forever? :(

[+7] u/kalakesri: 🥭 is going to make obama deal 2.0 with Iran and call this operation show of force. thank you for your attention to this matter

[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Feel like I need to find a conspiracy theorist and apologize to them

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Not gonna lie. Canadian Women’s Hockey team is pretty hot

[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: 10% tariffs now 15% per 🥭

[+7] u/knoqd_: “I have decided that a 10% tax on my people isn’t enough. It will now be 15%”🤡

[+7] u/smart_doge: The capital of I ran will soon become Teh rump

[+7] u/HoustonHous: Hiding your post and comment history should not be allowed.. own your stupid takes

[+7] u/drakilian: Microsoft earning its spot at the top of the Bagnificent 7

[+7] u/Fraud_alert2021: 🥭/🌮 gonna prove he still has tariff power very soon. You have been warned...

[+7] u/NewDawn101: NVDA is dead, I just saw Chinese ram and gpu coming in the market for 80% less

[+7] u/_TidePodEater: Paper handed those slv calls. Oh well profit is profit

[+7] u/Over-Celebration-168: Guys, important reminder: no crying in the casino.

[+7] u/jarkon-anderslammer: I probably should have sold my calls before the weekend.

[+7] u/spudbro00: the fact that every WSB regard is convinced we are attacking Iran over the weekend means truce will be reached.

[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: MSFT you piece of shit. GOOGL managed 4% today

[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I hate weekends because they finish so quickly. You blink once on Friday evening and it's already Monday morning LMAO🤌

[+7] u/stupidber: We got alien files and tariffs illegal before gta 6

[+7] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: remember that time the Americans elected a known conman and he stole all that public money, that was a classic

[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: About to bully my prostate

[+7] u/masonk69: I don’t subscribe to either the bull or bear thesis 100% of the time 

But I have this weird gut feeling the market is about to have the biggest pump it’s had come Monday

[+7] u/TreGet234: It's really just all commodities and ram, huh. Can skip all other stocks and indices they just drag you down.

[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Gold and silver presented everyone with a generational buy the dip opportunity but instead you decided to buy puts at the bottom

[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: BREAKING: Trump was *just* about to send out those 5k DOGE checks AND 2k Tariff stimmy checks this weekend, but now will keep the money to pay all the refunds.

We were so close too.

[+7] u/hallett21: Jpow gonna kill himself next FOMC

[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: my favorite part of last NFL season was taking a selfie in the alley in which Mark Sanchez got stabbed

[+7] u/Axonum: Y'all not ready for how green next week will be

[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Dumb sacks of shit at fedex delivered my package to the wrong home

[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Board of Piss members, "Wtf Donnie, why you putting them on us too after our beautiful day together?"

[+7] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Didn’t take 30% profit today. 

Gonna need some shrek dongs on Monday ok thx

[+7] u/CMac681: PEOPLE TRYING TO BE “NICE” ON THE ROADS JUST FUCK UP THE NATURAL TRAFFIC FLOW AND MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

STUPID CONSIDERATE FUCKS 😡

[+7] u/jonneh: An episode of Silicon Valley played out at AMZN today 🤣🤣
#
&gt; Amazon’s internal AI coding assistant decided the engineers' existing code was inadequate so it deleted the code to start from scratch.
&gt;
&gt; That resulted in taking down a part of AWS for 13 hours and it was not the first time it had happened.

[+7] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Just hoping 🥭ends up like that South Korean pres that was sentenced life in prison recently.

[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: I wish I was high on potenuse

[+7] u/diefy7321: 🫲🏻I ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD BOY🫱🏻

[+7] u/B2BContinuum: My gf left me for a geoduck

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: “Building a profit model that is based on tricking people *is* the business model.”

-Saylor, probably

[+7] u/Montyprice7206: If Iran offered 🥭 a peace prize he’d probably say them having nukes is a good thing

[+7] u/SwiftSG1: 🌮: refund?

Importer: lower price?

DOJ: Epstein file?

ICE: your rights?

[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: So tariffs are now lower. That’s why the market pumped. I watched what Mango said live and thought that he added an additional 10%

[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: After Mango TACO’s the Iran war we might enter in a sustained rally. New FED, he will pump the market and make US look great when World cup starts and for midterms.

[+7] u/Bagholder71: Nothing really makes sense. Tech stocks dumped because ai will replace it. Ai stocks dumped because spending too much money on ai, nvda probably gonna dump cuz they have too much cash and need to buy a bigger wallet

[+7] u/SwiftSG1: 1. Threaten other countries by taxing own people

2. Made “deals” to reduce trade deficits but ended up increasing it 

3. Deals are ruled illegal 

???

Art of the deal.

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Every few years I get hit with an overwhelming need to sell all my shit and move somewhere new. But I’m married with a kid now so not as feasible these days. Lived here 6 years, longest I’ve ever lived anywhere. 

Gonna spring clean and throw half my shit away to try to satisfy the urge.

[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Im straight and love womens ass ama

[+7] u/ithastogoupfromhere: SOFI calls are so cheap but must resist

[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Government mentioned aliens again? Oh yeah we’re invading iren. Shout out and rip Trevor Moore

[+7] u/knoqd_: &gt; 🚨 TRUMP: RAISING 10% GLOBAL TARIFF RATE TO 15% -TRUTH SOCIAL

[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I guess anyone really *can* become President

[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: 1000% tariffs for penguin island!

[+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: There was time it was the economy that drove the stock market

Now it’s the stock market that drives the economy, and not because the stock market has reclaimed its historical role in financing capital expenditures, but rather its evolution into a secondary market for speculation and household wealth creation.

[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: 15% is pussy shit. Come on Donny let's see 33%

[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: So is the market going to react to another liberation day attempt or just completely brush this fucking fat old retard off?

[+7] u/Axwe8: #### @InterceptorNews
####**BREAKING**: U.S. Troops received menus including, **steak**, pie, crab legs &amp; **lobster**.

[+7] u/J_da_CPA: At this point, the world is just babysitting an autistic President

[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Tariff Man is back big baby,   he told scotus to suck his mushroom dick.

[+7] u/jpk195: 🥭 is negotiating with himself at this point on tariffs. It’s going as well as you’d expected.

[+7] u/LasyKuuga: If Iran strike happens Sunday night we know Baron has puts

[+7] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: They should just work out a way to mute his account for the public and have bots respond to it so he thinks it's getting engagement. Instant market fix.

[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: What happened to the strong silent type like Gary Cooper

[+7] u/astromouse2024: Can we get back to the vibes of early 2024 where the market just went up every day

[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: NVIDIA earnings will have a halftime show featuring Ariana Grande 

Turning Point will have an alternative one featuring Jelly Roll

[+7] u/twostroke1: I never got my free crack pipe from the Biden administration. I never got my tariff refund from the Donald administration. 

I’m starting to think all of these shmucks are just lying to us.

[+7] u/tanpinksofttissue: I'm trying to motivate myself to go to the gym but geopolitics are weighing heavily.

[+7] u/B2BContinuum: I'm abandoning this morning's fight against the duvet covers

[+7] u/smart_doge: The reason why Europoors are poor is because the 15% growth stocks they find in USD gets devalued by 15% in EUR

[+7] u/smart_doge: Got a random text, “What are you up to this 🅱️eekend?”

[+7] u/Awildgarebear: I don't think that I can take any more winning with tariffs.

[+7] u/anonkraken: Don’t forget that tariffs are bullish now going into next week. 

That extra 5% global rate will probably juice the SPX to 7050.

[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Bro they axed the penny and you thought inflation was gonna chill?

[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Corn is holding up. Honestly I think Monday is green

[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I might be the only regard who can get a margin call on a Saturday

[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Jesus Christ. The shit that is coming out about Prince Andrew is fucking insane

[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: 2k to 10k since YTD. All I need is a 660% return on that 10k to breakeven 🔥

[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: 678 Monday. I'll be banned and either broke or rich, full porting 0dte puts

[+7] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Actually wait what even happened to greenland

[+7] u/sha1dy: ARE WE BOMBING IRAN YET?

[+7] u/Empland: #If your SSN# was money, how much would you have 🤔

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: I think we should spend less money on war and more money on educating our children.

[+7] u/United-Win-2432: Russian white girls are the hottest

[+7] u/Sick0h: GDP is dwindling, tariffs are forever, all we need is the third part of the holy trinity with bombing a middle eastern country to get things ripping past 700.

[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Gym honestly felt good after a week with this weird bacterial infection

Felt good to be back in form

Also: lidocaine is a beautiful drug that helped me eat in relative peace, I fully understand heroin addicts 

Calls on Moderna

[+7] u/bpc12: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/us-evacuates-hundreds-of-troops-from-qatar-bahrain-amid-iran-tensions-report/3836259

[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Now give us a 90 day pause on the 10% tariffs

[+7] u/cashflow_: I was gonna order a bag of nuts but the whole thing is 870 calories and I know I won’t stop eating till it’s done 😔

[+7] u/Organic-Lie4759: Watching 🌽 crash, TSLA slow bleeding out,  and crypto mines closing just all makes me happier than shit, ngl.

[+7] u/IllBuyYourCar: Swapped my headlights/fogs for fresh ones, I’m in love again

[+7] u/31andnotdone: found your girl on r/holewreckers

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: C’mon man! I’m on my employer’s network.

[+7] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Damn why do people do this lol.

[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Wine is for pussies. You need moonshine for this bullshit market.

[+7] u/unikuenobody: Tbh, I lost a lot of money today. Lost banbet. Did no work. Just gonna have a drink and punch air all night.

[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: we'll see SPX 5900 this year. just fyi

[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: I hope im asleep until monday

[+7] u/Great-Television1775: Hot news!! 

Fight in progress, 9 Supreme Court judges have transformed into a Megazord and use refund my tariff technic, president has been evacuated to St James Island

[+7] u/Bagholder71: Market priced it in the previous months. Rallied almost immediately after war began

[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Calls over the weekend were definitely the call.

[+7] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect that the market value of the stock market is disconnected from its fundamentals!

[+7] u/UsualSusspekt: Don't badmouth Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho like that, at least he wasn't a pedophile

[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Tax deez nuts - George Washington

[+7] u/poopy_wizard132: I really hate learning how to use a new phone.

[+7] u/gbgbgb1912: Breaking the law is okay if the Dow is above 50k

[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Can he keep this tantrum going for another 48 hours to save my puts?

[+7] u/KittyLover-7: 15% now? Waddafuq are you guys doing over there in muricaaa

[+7] u/baconography: Over the months, I've watched you retards spell "tariff":

1. Tarf  
2. Tarif  
3. Tarrif  
4. Omar Sharif

[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Eating a burger and freedom fries in France rn.

[+7] u/disrepaired: We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas

[+7] u/Antiwhippy: It's funny how all the AI bros coincidentally went all in on the "AI IS NOW ALIVE OH GOD WE KNOW NOT WHAT WE ARE CREATING" shit again right after the reports of most businesses not being able to find a use for for it.

[+7] u/cryptohorn: Foreign stocks and chill

[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Keep gov closed and open casino

[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: SMOKE CRACK WITH ME BRO!

[+7] u/potato111a: M SO BORED. 24/7 MARKET WHEN?

[+7] u/bpc12: Everyone the war is off this guy says there’s a zero chance

[+7] u/Pete26l96: The number of people who think they are either Warren Buffett or friends with Warren Buffet at the value investing sub is pretty funny.

I'm bored so I've been reading through lots of recent / old posts and comments, and I've probably read something like this 15x times:

&gt;"Warren Buffett took his profits at the top and sold, I did the same. Now we are going to buy back in at the lower price".

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: “I, as President of the United States of America, will be, effective immediately, raising the 10% Worldwide Tariff on Countries, many of which have been “ripping” the U.S. off for decades, without retribution, (until I came along!), to the fully allowed, and legally tested, 15% level,”

-Obama

[+7] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: I quit drinking after 15 years of daily drinking thanks to ozempic. I feel alive again. I lost 40 lbs. My skin looks healthier. I even have more powerful erections. That shit is a miracle drug.

[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Came in to today with SPY calls and puts

Sold all of them at a profit

[+7] u/lipmanz: All of you who want the tariffs back should just donate to the fix the deficit gofundme and let the rest of us pump

[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: Why didnt he just say 15 yesterday? That's the part I dont understand. Just makes him seem extremely erratic. Is that what theyre going for?

[+7] u/UsualSusspekt: Going for? Dude has mush for brains.

[+7] u/NunuTitobu: And in a twist of irony, 🥭 defeated his own ability to crash the stock market...

[+7] u/Sick0h: The next 6 figure milestone in my port is going to be damn near 100% contributions, market ain’t helping for jack shit

[+7] u/LiveMotivation: He’s still heated about yesterday.

[+7] u/cryptohorn: I just switched my 401k to an international fund that's up 40% on 1 year basis. I'm buying the top.

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers spending the weekend rooting for war so they can make $50 on their puts. Just a sad and pathetic animal.

[+6] u/habfranco: 10% tariff on solar system

[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: Tariffs cancelled. SPY +0.72%. Most tariffs cancellation has been priced in.

Just kidding. SPY +5% next week after Iran war taco.

[+6] u/AlarmedPelican: Happy Friday. See y'all Sunday night for perfectly flat futes

[+6] u/onDetop: spy -5% on monday, wsb is too bullish

[+6] u/SpoopleDuck: Oil fucked me hard these last few days. Should’ve sold at the top. But shoulda, coulda, woulda; still a green week for the portfolio.

[+6] u/Local-Banana6514: Been an NBIS bag holder for 67843 days AMA

[+6] u/kazkeb: Dudes are so competitive that my buddy and I even talk shit over who does the best in the weekly Pokemon challenge

[+6] u/RamoneBolivarSanchez: Wife’s boyfriend is in town this weekend, I gotta do his laundry 😔

[+6] u/IslandExact429: I’m going through such a hard time in life for the last 9 months that

I almost wouldn’t rather have it any other way

I hope it ends. But to live in this pain and understand the hole you’re in, makes the good times 100x better

[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Believe it or not calls on Monday

[+6] u/sami_regard: I want the market to open, but don't want to go back to work...

[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Why is everything retarded

[+6] u/strip_club_dj: Going to start an ai book business through amazon selling sci fi eldritch horror erotica, wish me luck.

[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: curry nepotism is killing $msft

[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: I would like to compliment the room this morning.  People are actually talking stocks and not bear vs bull idiocy.  Such a breath of fresh air.  Now, I'm going golfing, so don't fuck it up while I'm gone.

[+6] u/plznodownvotes: I suggest no one listen to the fat orange retard anymore. He’s effectively a lame duck president.

[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Why stop there? Just make it a bazillion percent

[+6] u/pmotiveforce: He reverse 🌮d. He taft'd. Trump always follows through. 1000 times rarer than the 🌮 but 50X stupider.

[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Everybody gangster till another cardboard comes out.

[+6] u/wrongrobertpatrick: he’s thinking about yesterday, “I should have said 15%… fuck it — tell them on saturday.”

[+6] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: 🥭 really threw a tantrum and said “you know what? Everybody can eat my ass and suck my tariff”

[+6] u/drakilian: Tariffs gone, panic sell NBIS lmao

[+6] u/EnginrA: I took a dump just now, I feel like 10 pounds lighter

[+6] u/bpc12: -2 percent on Monday and I’m not a ghey bear

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Wait for him to go to restroom with his phone so that he can tweet more about new tariffs LMAO🤌

[+6] u/cinciNattyLight: USA-Canada Gold Medal Hockey game is gonna be 🔥

[+6] u/No_Acanthisitta_4800: Starting attack against Iran tonight. Regime change sunday. Everyone happy

[+6] u/31andnotdone: turns out that I'm not even good at gambling

[+6] u/Sweg_OG: you just know he is so mad rn

[+6] u/kaapooj: bulls seen connecting the dots on how, weak growth, high inflation, massive tariff refunds, 10% global tariffs and public threats of war, trade embargos and actions against evil democratic judges is bullish for US equities and the US dollar

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Wen tariff refund stimmy checks? LMAO🤌🗽🦅

[+6] u/svpa3991: Tariffs are illegal

*port gets tariffed anyway*

[+6] u/Cav829: Everyone's so tense after today even the good natured ribbing is getting some people testy. So I just hope you all have a good weekend. :)

[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: I shaved my balls today, cuz if I'm gonna die in nuclear heat death, I wanna at least die with nice smooth balls. I'll die looking like that guy in Pompeii. He was probably cupping his clean-shaven balls one last time. 

^(patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish...)

[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Smart people don’t like him.  

Makes sense why crypto people do

[+6] u/Potential_Version_34: Why do bears always fight the bulls

Why do the bulls always fight the bears

We should stand united against premature ejaculation

[+6] u/svpa3991: Some of yall with 6 months old accounts and 10k+ comments spend way too much time here  😂

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: You really only learn lessons from losing money. Don't put a large amount of money in before at least having 3 years of messing around if you trade

[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: Without these gawd damn tariffs I'm hoping these jobs applications will finally work so my fat ass don't have to be sitting at home all day

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I was gonna play video games(Xbox) but they made the shit so expensive like pay $10 a month just for online and extra for games. Yea..I'm not paying that much to play games

[+6] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Celebrating the Supreme Court decision with some supreme tacos

[+6] u/Raw-Garden: Anybody into Legos here?

[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Silver going back to 90 this weekend would be nice.

[+6] u/PossumImposter2: Should I hold SLV over the weekend? 

Or should I sell for a +8%?

Seriously I’ve never been up on any trades as you can see in my post history and I’m freaking out

[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: I traded the whole day with a p&amp;l of 1.7k, just to open a short position during his spech, where I am down 900 bucks and holding over the weekend. Possibly the whole work of a day was for nothing.

[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: IF HE DOESNT DO SOMETHING ST000PID DURING THE 🅱️EEKEND MONDAY IS GONNA BE GREEN AF

[+6] u/Sandvicheater: You know you royally fucked up when your Republican friends on Supreme court rule against your tariffs and your Republican friends on the senate won't pass legislation to override the tariff ruling. 

Nothing ruins friendships faster than having friends lose money

[+6] u/LarryStink: Karp and the Palintard insiders just filed to sell almost half a million shares.

[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: New tweet

It is my Great Honor to have just signed, from the Oval Office, a Global 10% Tariff on all Countries, which will be effective almost immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

[+6] u/FullCopy: Breaking: 🥭imposes 45% tariff on excess chromosomes. Buttcorn investors are not happy. Also confused about that weird squiggly thing after 45.

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: All tariff refunds will be repaid via DJT stock and you will be happy

[+6] u/spyputs1: She said she into fitness, I said how bout fitness dick in ya mouf?

[+6] u/Great-Television1775: USA promised me a new generation of movies showing how they are heroes in some “bad country” after invading the Middle East… but instead I got a lame movie about a First Lady who can barely speak 🫤🫤🫤

[+6] u/ch0c0l8cake: Oh no, don't give billions in refunds to corporations i own stocks in! 👀

[+6] u/Soy_tu_papi_: I hope you all know repealing tariffs was Trump’s idea from the beginning

[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Iran needs a central bank, I mean freedom

[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: Well that was a shitty week for us trendies

[+6] u/31andnotdone: there's a reason hope rhymes with rope

[+6] u/brute-forced: What a pathetic fucking loser

[+6] u/diefy7321: Stop talking about urself like that smh

[+6] u/Either-Antelope-4330: I'd love to change the world,  but I don't know what to do.  So I leave it up to you.

[+6] u/retard_trader: Good night to suck dick

[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: HOOD $200 by summer and I can finally be happy

[+6] u/retard_trader: Watching DC pizza joint activity tonight like a schizo listens to a police scanner

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Last month Nasdaq applied to SEC for 24/7 trading and it's supposed to hear back sometime this summer. We might actually get 24/7 trading this year LMAO🤌

[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: I hate car maintenance or problems so much, I use this thread daily to rant out about it cuz the other car subreddits yell at you and just make you feel dumb 

At least here we acknowledge that we’re all regarded

[+6] u/neotank35: In 2021 i turned 1k into 10k on crypto. thought i was smart and bought some meme coin at the top and it crashed 90% in minutes. 

now ima smart trader and invest in good stocks like bull and snap.

[+6] u/RougarouGumbo: How is Chris Christie still that fucking fat when they have GLP1s.  It has to be on purpose.  He must look in the mirror every morning and say “There must always be a marshmallow man.”

[+6] u/Usedillusion7: Does anyone else start laughing hysterically when the gullible degenerates you know who where team dipshit just 6 months ago now try to distance themselves from the senile pdf we have running the country?

[+6] u/StrangeInsanity: At least the ones I know still support him. I have just come to accept that they operate in a completely different moral compass than me. Oh well…

[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/Amazing_Plankton744 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **3 days** when it was 681.801 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+6] u/Jeffoxy: crazy that kratom is legal and just at the gas station

[+6] u/wenxuan2: Upvote if you swing trade (&gt;2 weeks timeframe per trade)
Downvote if you day trade (day in day out trades)

[+6] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Guys, my 1099 showed a 15:1 ratio of spy puts to calls in 2025. I don’t know how I made enough to pay federal income tax on my trading account. Anyhow, about to head to the local Public House. Bye bye.

[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: pretty sure my neighbor can hear my *Midnight Farts*🫴💨

[+6] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Any uncs in here remember what the stonk market did when we invaded iraq?

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: A notorious hacking group has targeted the US luxury casino empire(WYNN) and claims to hold 800,000 sensitive records. The company has been given three days until public release if they don't pay up

 Caesars paid the ransom, MGM Resorts didn’t.

Caesars paid $15 million. It cost MGM Resorts more than $100 million.

[+6] u/bzl33: every time Anthropic or OpenAI drops some useless product that threatens a tech vertical, that vertical will tank. too much $$$ from hyperscalers, VC, and chip companies is invested in them succeeding. until that narrative changes, idk how you can buy SaaS.

[+6] u/rooftop_druid: A lot of people here trading on their politics instead of on the market and getting played for it

[+6] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Nothing will be done on Iran, tariffs canceled, nothing never happens

[+6] u/gavbot_1213: My feed always shows things from r/DayTrading and man they are super cult-y in there. It’s weird as hell. They all use prop firms and if anyone says anything about how they are shit scams everyone gets pissed and defends them. Weird af

[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: This weekend thread is a distraction from the epstein files

[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: ^(Caffeine + Nicotine + THC)

[+6] u/31andnotdone: woke up to notifications of another 12" of snow coming tomorrow

[+6] u/Sick0h: 15% “effective immediately” but also “During the next short number of months… will determine and issue the new and legally permissible Tariffs”.

So, not really?

[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: love weekend road trips

[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: &gt; More jobs have been moved offshore in this Admin’s first year than any entire term of a President preceding this

Definitely good news for all those who voted for the jobs President

[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: At this point he just raising them just to raise them lmao

[+6] u/2020isgreat: So how exactly does he implement this 15% tarrif. I expect markets to give 0 shits just like friday

[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: people say 15% isn't a big deal, but if I looked down and went "damn it's over 3 inches now!?" that's a big deal homie

[+6] u/QUINT_REVENGER: --- 

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Tuesday at exactly 1pm, just as Charles Schwab and Jared Kushner have loaded up on calls : "I am hereby announcing a NINETY DAY PAUSE on my 15 % Global Tariffs " 

---

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[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: The bears are here earlier than their normal Sunday appearance.

Hey little buddies get all your yippy energy out…we understand you don’t get many wins so it’s ok

[+6] u/BFox1982: The best thing about kids these days is the broccoli hair.

[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Vote for me as president and I'll use shifting legal justifications to cancel student debt. They'll all get struck down eventually but you won't have to pay for 8 years.

[+6] u/Aldribuds: The US is important to world peace and prosperity, can you caved-in retards please just install uncompromised and intelligent leadership asap?

[+6] u/Character_Economy928: My boss just said “you need to be more reliable. Remember when you called out December 18th?”

I was in the ER that day and even sent him a doctors notes about it, but I still get this email today.

I’m an assistant controller btw

[+6] u/throwaway2676: Xbox or playstation?

[+6] u/stupidber: The multiverse theory tells us there is at least one universe where you actually make money and aren't completely retarded

[+6] u/Status-Net2947: E-Mail sent to Ghislaine Maxwell 7 days after 9/11: „Where is the real pilot?“ … what the hell

[+6] u/knoqd_: I wish this orange retard would just admit his mistake and move on from tariffs

[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Ha!  A malignant narcissist doesn’t admit mistakes. He literally doesn’t think he makes any. He doesn’t pretend he doesn’t make any. He literally doesn’t think he makes any

[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: #I’m feeling extra patriotic today, might dump a whole bucket of maple syrup on my steak for lunch

[+6] u/g____19: This mf turned around the tablet and clicked 15% tip himself

[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: At this point I don’t think the market really cares about 10% to 15%

[+6] u/jda823: So much for the "at least companies will know what the tariffs are" argument. It hasn't even been 24 hours and he already increased them by 5%&gt;

[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Buying calls on SLV at market open Monday

[+6] u/stupidber: Tree fiddy percent tariffs

[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: We know that 🥭 knows about the comma.  But does he know about the period?

[+6] u/clubdirthill: Someone should introduce 🥭 to gooning and build him a goon cave. Better use of his time.

[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: The Dictator ( 2012 ) - nice movie to watch and his actions remind me of current situations

[+6] u/ilikemgs: I got banned from wsb for suggesting we use a device from the French Revolution on those in the Epstein lists

[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: Fuck AI, the future is oil tankers

[+6] u/greyenlightenment: Carvana shit always rebound so fast. bears didn't even get a chance

[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: I should’ve cashed out at the end of the year 2025 😭

[+6] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Bitcoin is calling the bluff

[+6] u/kemar7856: Why does mango hate Canada so much

[+6] u/Super-Extent-1210: 🥭 caused a crash and enriched his family and friends the likes of butlick in the name of deficit. Now the deficit and gdp numbers will be revised down. Only the importers and people from 🥭 circle became rich from this drama.

I am tired of winning now, get this clown out.

[+6] u/Cav829: Every tine WSB declares BTC dead it pops again. Please stop. This is not valueinvesting. WSB shouldn’t be taking moral stands. We invest in the dumbest shit as long as we think it will make money.

[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: If u didnt buy SLV calls

[+6] u/MagneticRetard: surprised market didn't gap down and is choosing to hold through the weekend

[+6] u/Special-Shirt-9728: SNDK go brrrrrrrrrrr

[+6] u/Fluffy_Bear310: Zero chance of attacking Iran this weekend.

[+6] u/United-Win-2432: Now I want a filet o fish AND a drink

[+6] u/smart_doge: Leaving my phone in another room. 

Good night

[+6] u/NoBailOnReddit: Some fake news going around that 🥭 gonna impose 35% tariffs

[+6] u/Zeppu: When all those retard analysts keep repeating that the government won't allow the market to crash, that means it's going to crash, right?

[+6] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: Epstein X Files

the truth is out there.

[+6] u/IslandExact429: Wall St is the only business of becoming a genius at someone else’s business

[+6] u/spudbro00: Keep throwing a tantrum all weekend mango, I need these puts to print Monday morning. Go up to 50% global tariffs by Monday pre market

[+6] u/sloanemonroe: And there were people who thought he secretly was hoping they would get rid of the tariffs to save the economy. That’s funny.

[+6] u/VariousScenes: Rule of law is cancelled. Thank you for your attention to this matter

[+6] u/Diligent_Onion_5149: How monday is going to be? I am starting to regret the puts I held over the weekend expiring Monday.

[+6] u/MarionberryVisual463: 15% wont matter past a day

[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Everyone talking about the Epstein list.  What about Craig’s List man

[+6] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: People don't like ozempic because they prefer to see addictions as moral failures rather than biological imbalances.

[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: Claude wrecked PV capital, software and now cybersecurity. I can't help but to think this is personal.

[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: What's up with the regarded Polymarket predictions, Jesus returns like huh?

[+6] u/Xelonima: Loaded up puts on anything tech or crypto related. MSTR, PLTR, COIN, NVDA, all puts. Calls on minings.

We'll see.

[+6] u/calv178: Most day we get cummed on

[+6] u/Valkorion335786: What exactly is the state of the union lol 

I'd say the state is bordering on shambles

[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Nothing. Ever. Happens.

[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #MODS DONT FLAIR NOBODY NO MOAR

[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: How long until Trump fires SCOTUS and appoints Witkoff and Kushner?

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #If you want to know what an average American is like, watch this History Channel series called Swamp People LMAO🤌🦅🗽

[+6] u/hallett21: When did the loss porn become a place to cry for help lol

[+6] u/astroslostmadethis: &gt;NASA Reclassifies Boeing's Starliner Crew Flight As A Class A Mishap

&gt;Class A is on the same level of the Challenger/Columbia

What a fuck up from Boeing.
I almost forgot how much of a disaster this almost turned into.

[+6] u/United-Win-2432: If she smokes she pokes

[+6] u/gratatatatatatat: Cortisol spiked bers dooming in the weekend thread

Chad moneymaxxing bols enjoying their weekend as usual

[+6] u/-IQ200: International companies still getting my money with 15% tariff.  It’s 3-5x to buy domestically.

[+6] u/FreshJohansen96: Saylor, Trump Junior and the Carvana CEO should start a company together. Would definitely have the most trustworthy accounting practices. Would be a cornerstone of my portfolio.

[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🍊 like an angry trader trying to revenge trade after taking a big L. 

Basically like most of this sub.

[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Trying to "raise tariffs" to dump the market again Mr taco?

Yeah, nobody is falling for it anymore.

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: How do you spell failure?

B E R

[+6] u/astromouse2024: Pope Leo is an absolute CHAD 🗿

[+6] u/aqjingson: “U.S. Troops received menus including, steak, pie, crab legs &amp; lobster” do you even enjoy the meal knowing what’s to come? 🧐

[+6] u/tika_dengu: Markets will go up next week…calls it is

[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: It's basically illegal for Nvidia to go past $200/share lmao

[+6] u/DanqueLeChay: The concept of the plan seems to be to implement tariffs under different legislation than the IEEPA act

[+6] u/Moepenmoes: What am I even doing with my life, it's friday night and I somehow ended up watching an Asian top 10 women's favorite purses video

[+6] u/sloanemonroe: I think people are underestimating how this just makes tariff talk all the more prominent coming out of DC now. It’s not going away. He already added an extra 10% to all countries. This ain’t bullish.

[+6] u/NicCage1080ChristAir: Could all be fixed tomorrow if our elected officials gave a shit.

[+6] u/mightychicken64: of course I should have bought puts, fucking easy money

[+6] u/BillyShears2015: They’ll get their shit detained at the port.

[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Down over $200k since Oct, just became numb to losses. Also helps I make $400k a year.

[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: Make sure whichever men you pick to treat them well

[+5] u/Disastrous_Ebb_1038: Got liquidated on slv short what a mf runs like shytcoin totally hijacked by institutions

[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Ugh. I just don't trust this market- risked 18k to make 3k, but way too scared to risk holding through the weekend. I'm sure Monday will be a 5% day.

[+5] u/bearhunter429: #After 4 red weeks back to back, this was the first green week for QQQ in more than a month LMAO🤌

[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Finally sold my MSFT calls today so it can finally pump. Thank me later.

[+5] u/JakeSal10: Gold over the weekend is gonna print, wish I had any capital to deploy

[+5] u/Coffeewin: MSFT eating glue like the kid on the playground munching on RoseArt crayons

[+5] u/somewhere_cool: Grok says there's only a 5-15% chance of a strike on Iran this weekend. I told it to fuck off

[+5] u/sarcago: If you pronounce fentanyl as “fentanal” your parents are blood related.

[+5] u/throwawayanon1252: On other thought. Trump has been seriously hampered in regards to his foreign policy. He cannot wield tariffs indiscriminately anymore. Which is what he did to get favourable deals for his family and cronies and also to get what he wants in terms of foreign policy. 

He does have other ways of getting tariffs sure like section 102 but they have to be approved after 150 days 

And section 301 is quite time consuming to do and can’t just be done on a whim with a truth social post. 

The main thing he has left in a whim where the executive truly has insane power is military action  

Calls on war with Iran

TLDR buy more weapons stock

[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Polymarket shows a low probability of Iran war this weekend but we gotta look at what Barron is buying. LMAO🤌

[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Friday called for tariff refunds to be sent to U.S. consumers after the Supreme Court struck down the bulk of President Trump’s sweeping emergency tariffs.

[+5] u/LiveMotivation: We had this huge decision today and SPY didn’t even get close to 700. Hmmmm. Is this market cooked?

[+5] u/JakeSal10: Is trading hard? Or is it hard to become good at trading?

[+5] u/WallofNarwhal: Something about Reddit makes everyone a condescending bitch. Fascinating, really

[+5] u/IslandExact429: Gambling is the only addiction I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy tbh

[+5] u/IslandExact429: Do any of you guys make money on options?

I mean this market is either fucked or im the worst trader of all time

[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: It's fuckin hilarious that everyone's like ya let's rawdog 10% of GDP into tech that's essentially not much more than shitpost generators.

[+5] u/PhoenixFira: Is there any way to buy calls on green onions

[+5] u/wattap: All previous trade deals dropped to 10% flat bears giga fucked

[+5] u/memelackey: So are we drilling Monday or is this another fuckin elevator test of SPX 7000?

[+5] u/ExpatAndrew: I'm increasingly convinced that Mike Judge has an actual time-travel machine &amp; Idiocracy is a documentary from the future

[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Maga wants to deport native Americans

[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Nothing ever happens 🤓

[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: Ok Dementia Donny, its time for your diaper change

[+5] u/Axwe8: We are going to WAR. ALL IN SPY CALLS because obviously, **it's priced in**  🤡 🤡 🤡

[+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: So 10% didnt do anything.. so he went for 15%.. so desperate to crash the market

[+5] u/sha1dy: IRAN IS FUCKED 100% TRUMP IS RAGING

[+5] u/Big-News-2704: *Sir, middle class and poor Americans will be able to afford things for their kids with no tariffs*

🥭: "Raise tariffs to 15% on all countries. Fukt then kids. Dow almost over 50,000"

[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: I wonder what will Anthropic release next week to scare the wall street pussies

[+5] u/ozarkabottle: When Crimson Desert comes out next month I'm logging out of real life.

[+5] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: I wonder how SLV will behave when markets open

[+5] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: I should’ve used my tuition for 0dte

[+5] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #Why hasn't any billionaire tried to become a Batman in real life lmao

[+5] u/smart_doge: Everyone is becoming Lex Luthor though

[+5] u/Patton370: What happened to NET and CRWD today?

[+5] u/JennaTulwartz: You can always count on Clarence “Pubes” Thomas to be on the wrong side of literally every Supreme Court decision 🤡

[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: So we just blew up our trade agreements for what exactly?

[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: If this is what winning feels like I sure as fuck don’t wanna know what losing feels like

[+5] u/watisdat: My stupid ass port really doesnt give af anymore if SPY is green. This MF is always red this month.

[+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: People who use screen protectors are poosies.

[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I just want to return back to nature and live like an ape without financial worries

[+5] u/diefy7321: Remember when WSB said tariffs would be undone and the market would pump with SC ruling?

Always. Always. Always inverse WSB. Lmao

[+5] u/TABid-5073: Why'd goog pump so hard

[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: Anybody else have a sore on their cock right now?

[+5] u/Moepenmoes: On my 21st birthday my parents asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend yet and they genuinely thought I was hiding a boyfriend from them...

[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I was up $149. I got back in to make one more dollar for an even $150 and gave back $80. 😔

[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Anyone else have a sneezy cold with a drippy nose

[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Next Donnie gonna announce he's giving the tariff cash to his board of peace lololol

[+5] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: Using copilot to generate meeting agendas and facilitate meetings is lit, now it just needs to be in the meeting for me to tell people to get their shit done and then just be the other people in the meetings and do the things.

[+5] u/AbsorbingTax: Man, the Andrew formerly known as "Prince" is really going through it.

[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Now that sc ruled tariffs illegal and market barely cared and he doubled down on tariffs is there any other positive catalyst left? Lmao

[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: 🌽 consolidating for next dump :)

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Theta ticking over weekends and holidays is just so cruel

[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Taco Bell new chicken bacon ranch street chalupas. Go get some now

[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Wife’s went to her friends for the night 🔥😂 so I once again drink another bottle of wine

[+5] u/Unemployable1593: the current administration is not an aberration, it’s an inevitability

[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Why would Epstein island need a secret door that opens to deep in the ocean?

[+5] u/Montyprice7206: The problem is prices are never rolling back so the average consumer r fuk. Companies margins will get fat but we’re screwed

Calls on margin and margin calls on

[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: 1. Release that frown and stop squinting 
2. Relax your jaw stop clenching your teeth
3. Relax those butt cheeks
Now just zone out and relax you deserve it

[+5] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: It's only Feb but this year can already be summarized for me with "Every trading move I do is calculated with precision, but man am I bad at math"

[+5] u/arthriticpug: dear diary,

i started trading options again this year, mostly wheeling but am looking into other strategies as well. it has been going ok. i’m up about 3k ytd even though my wheels went a bit sour after i opened the positions. my focus is on strategy that shorts options for premium. 

i realized this could be so much more if i didn’t have a pesky job in the way of trading hours. i looked around a bit and found that a good chunk of people doing this FT (successfully) are ex SWEs and using their own custom software. that’s exactly where i would fall. 

so i decided i’m going to put in my 2 week notice on mar 1 and work on my trading software and strategies. i wanted to do this 20 years ago but felt i was under capitalized to be able to absorb market fluctuations. that shouldn’t be an issue now.

[+5] u/i_simp_f: You can't make a few eggs without cracking a few eggs

[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: If you watched 🥭 have a melt down on TV and thought calls are a good idea … you’re retarded but you’ll probably make money

[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Still no Iran attack? I’m going back to sleep.

[+5] u/spudbro00: I've seen this song and dance 1000 times. Mango goes on a tirade over the weekend, WSB expects blood red Monday, futures open red Sunday night -1%+ and then fully recover Monday pre market right before market open, because they don't want any Monday options to print

[+5] u/Icommandyou: Even funnier is all these countries like Japan UK India spent a year to get a trade deal and didn’t even get exemption in new tariff regime

[+5] u/astromouse2024: Well THAT was stupid and gay

[+5] u/davey1343: I mean what just happened I’m so confused

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/BeginnersDuck777 made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 685.901 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+5] u/i_simp_f: Some days you cum and other days you get cummed on

[+5] u/saintmitchy: So even after the 10% global tariffs pretty much everywhere is better off in the end right?

[+5] u/stupidber: AI videos of dogs baking 💯

[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: So first we pumped because tariffs got declared illegal, then we pumped because he said he will continue and even increase? Can someone explain??

[+5] u/twostroke1: sir, this is a casino.

[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’ve got calls on puts for next week.  Am I doing this right?

[+5] u/CalRippedken: They'll be yipping about Iran all weekend

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Imo market gonna run into NVDA er, and what happens after that is between god and the MMs

[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Says tariffs are for the good of our country.

Takes SC decision personal.

[+5] u/AMX_revue: sold my oracle puts on Thursday and watched it print today

[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Three Supreme Court justices for tariffs

* “I like beer” rapist
* pubic hair on Coke can, free house and RV 
* 2020 election denier

[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Remember when they told us they don't want a woman president because she could be unpredictable and act based on emotions?

Yep.

Definitely dodged a bullet here.

Oh, a new 🥭 tweet, for sure will be a constructive analysis of the socioeconomic situation.

[+5] u/orangeyougladiator: Can’t take anyone seriously if they listen to podcasts

[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Reminiscing on my college days

Good times 😎

😒 Good times...

[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: NOTHING WRONG WITH STARING AT MY FRIENDS WIFE SHE CUTE

[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: I FEEL BLOATED AS FUCK BUT I DONT WANT O FART OR ILL SHART

[+5] u/FuckleUp: Khomeini and Maduro as cellmates is reality tv I’d watch

[+5] u/givemethestars000: Do you think Supreme Fucker Khamenei can defeat the discombobulators?

[+5] u/bardhizi: The mother of all crashes is coming, you heard it here first, from WSB Mikaél Blurreh.

[+5] u/Impressive-Name5129: US bond yields are toasted because of the US default.

Because the US are unable to meet their financial obligations

[+5] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Not fully evacuating when you poop is a skill issue

Get gud retards 😎

[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: CRWV and NBIS are not for the feint hearted.

[+5] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: After a lot of analysis and consideration, I’m upping my price target to 300 for NVDA by the end of this year.

[+5] u/fuck_zebster: I bought 150 things off a company yesterday and just realized they shipped 150 individual boxes arriving today by fedex lmao .

[+5] u/Kattilaeikka: I'm an europoor and holy fuck I'm bullish on Europe. I'm jacked to the tits! In varietate concordia! Allez allez allez!

[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Why not 1 million % tariffs ?

[+5] u/Gom_KBull: *"I, as President of the United States of America, will be, effective immediately, raising the 10% Worldwide Tariff on Countries, many of which have been "ripping" the U.S. off for decades, without retribution (until I came along!), to the fully allowed, and legally tested, 15% level,"*

**Welp, it was a fun ride.**

[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Based on a thorough, detailed, and complete review of the ridiculous, poorly executed, and extraordinarily anti-American trades, please let this statement serve to represent that my portfolio, effective immediately, is down by the fully allowed, and legally tested, -98% level.

[+5] u/FuckleUp: Islamic Revolutionary Guard being served Chelow Kebab, Fesenjan, and Tahdig. In the interest of fairness

[+5] u/EnginrA: You ever…

^make ^tender ^love ^to ^a ^woman?

[+5] u/RagingBearBull: fart of the deal.

i think one of the craziest things is this.

in terms of the average american, mango is super smart and highly intelligent.

americans are not the best bunch, man why couldn't a corrupt west African coment tycoon run for US office, that would have been better.

[+5] u/cbusoh66: DOW heading to 40,000

Maybe he can get a clue

[+5] u/ILikeCorgiButt: What’s up with all these 🅱️s here?

[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Aw yeah 🌽 did a triple sloppy toppy now it backflips to the moon!

[+5] u/My_Bad_Habitss: Bombs over Tehran ~Outkast Reunion

[+5] u/ismebbb: At this point he's just fucking us over for the love of the game

[+5] u/mneymaker: Bears celebrating already for Monday?

Bols you know what that means

[+5] u/kal14144: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?

[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Not that it means a goddamn thing for Monday but I’m awfully excited to see what futures do tomorrow night

[+5] u/throwawayainteasy: He probably just learned that the statutory limit was 15%.

One of his saner economic advisors probably tossed out 10% and he latched onto that before someone let it slip that he could go up to 15%.

[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: The Supreme Court ruling is essentially a nothing burger when there’s a work around😂

[+5] u/sd664: Been trading well and today it turned. Gotta take my medicine this weekend. 😩

[+5] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Please no missiles this weekend. Save my calls.

[+5] u/_pout_: Which founding father decided that the Supreme Court shouldn't have the means to enforce their decisions? He was on a bender. Every other court does.

[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Who’s ready for Daddy Jensen to cum green all over the market next week?

[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Life was so peak when Tha Carter 3 dropped

[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Snow forecast last night: 4in. Woke up to 12in. COOL. FUCK OFF.

[+5] u/xsystxsyst: Market gonna take out all the calls on monday just to Go up again on tuesday

[+5] u/Flolife2: U.S troops now are being served steak, pie, crab legs &amp; lobster.

[+5] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Every few months there are those days when you look at your account at all time highs and say God damn look at that maybe I should start taking profit but voice inside your head says but what if it goes higher you will miss out  Three weeks later you look at your account and says fuck should have took that profit next time I will take that profit. Few months latter same thing. happens again . That's the story of my life right rhere

[+5] u/Chance-Duty-9453: TACO doing 🌮 things 🙄

[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Can we get much higher? (So high)

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Can we get much higher? (So high)

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

🥭

[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: “yes we need you to come in this weekend, we planned for 10% but it’s 15% now. Need to run through the numbers again”

[+5] u/hallett21: Can decide if my SPY 700 calls or 670 puts are gonna print first lol

[+5] u/BillyShears2015: All these dumbass red hats are going to be sitting around with their dick in their hand in November absolutely convinced the only way the midterms were an absolute slaughter for the R’s was if D’s cheated.

[+5] u/31andnotdone: a little bit of both, when mixed together its a shade called Greed.

[+5] u/kemar7856: Nananananana tax man

[+5] u/No_Assistance5652: Silver straight to 100

[+5] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #I can quit the line any time I want

[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: OPEN went to the toilet today

[+5] u/Big-Routine222: I was gonna hold my calls over the weekend, but Mango looks primed to tweet some absolute dogshit policy just because.

[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Are we striking Iran this weekend?

[+5] u/Junkingfool: War start yet??? My Puts don't have long...

[+5] u/Mathguy200: I just need MARA to jump to $8.50 + sometime early next week in my bag is secure. Please corn make a resurgence to 90 K this weekend.

[+5] u/tropicalia84: # BREAKING: MULTIPLE SaaS COMPANIES PIVOTING TO FOOD DELIVERY SERVICES PER REUTERS

[+5] u/astromouse2024: If I was president I’d ban algo trading first day

[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Lutnick nutlick fr fr

[+5] u/bardhizi: 10% on everyone and their momma!

[+5] u/FewFroyo9834: He said what he said!

[+5] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Invest in India and China! Vietnam!  LatAm and Venezuela!  Silver!

Retard ber will do anything to avoid making money.

[+5] u/rooftop_druid: Sublet for $920 and gamble the profit on short term calls

[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: After you have one sippy-poo, you gotta have two sippy-poos.

I AM THE LIQUOR BOYS

[+5] u/No-Lettuce3564: Monday will be huge pumps cause USA gets another 15% free from all the countries in the world thanks to our hero giving us tariff money. USA USA USA USA.

[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: So, good news guys. On Friday, the cash secured puts that I previously sold, expired worthless, netting me 18.6k in premium :)

Bad news is that my Microsoft $405 3/6 calls are down 20k 💀

[+5] u/GoochPhilosopher: Reddit advertisements are so weird. "Unlocking the Power of Beef." Tf kind of ad is that? 

RDDT could be making so much more if it just learned how to advertise

[+5] u/wattap: Imagine saying 10% on Friday and then coming back with a “hold up, actually 15%” the day after 

Bro is a retard

[+5] u/Icy-Weakness2516: MSFT keeps getting hit.

[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Msft is the biggest piece of dog shit stock ever in existence

[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: NVDA puts for next week earnings? Thoughts? Or flat?

[+5] u/DrinknBlaze: 877 CASH NOW

Call now!

[+5] u/corundum9: Raising Canes line is wrapped twice around the building at 5pm sharp for some overpriced nuggies and fries. Economy is healthy af but the people aren't!

[+5] u/Positive_Cow_2327: SLV skew today +115m calls / +20m puts

[+5] u/bardhizi: Are we back to the “Talks are going well” stage of the relationship again?! This is why I gave up…always gotta go back and start over with the talking stage.

[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: Isn’t it sort of fucked up there are people betting on the US striking Iran by a certain date on polymarket going “god damn 🥭 please bomb the fuck out of them before _____ day”

[+5] u/strip_club_dj: If polymarket existed during the holocaust there would be people betting on the final tally.

[+5] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Is Tangerine Palpatine done fucking with our ports?

[+5] u/hv876: 2 years 11 months more to go

[+5] u/orangeyougladiator: 15% was the max in the loophole law he enacted

[+5] u/vwboyaf1: So if the SCOTUS says tariffs are illegal, can individual vendors just refuse to pay?
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