$LASR: $120 PT - Energy Directed Weapons go Pew Pew and Explosions
u/AleaBito ·
Reddit — r/wallstreetbets
· March 06, 2026 at 11:30
· ⬆ 20 pts
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The post presents a bullish thesis on nLIGHT, Inc. ($LASR), a manufacturer of high-power semiconductor and fiber lasers.
The author's primary argument is a form of "Technical Analysis" (TA) based on comparing the stock chart to laser beams from science fiction (Star Wars) and video games (StarCraft), predicting the stock will go "straight up into space."
Quality assessment: This is satirical noise and speculation, not well-researched Due Diligence (DD). The "analysis" is a parody, using pop culture references (Star Wars, StarCraft, Pokémon) to justify a large position.
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I was looking at $LASR (NLight) stock.
They make laser beams that blow sht up.
If you look at the Death Star from Star Wars, it also shoots stuff in straight lines.
Then I realized something nobody else hasn't before:
If you overlap that laser beam from the Death Star (which is floating off in space): IT perfectly matches the lines in the chart over the past year.
That means if we apply the green laser beam TA, the stock price should also match the laser beam straight up into space?? Brilliant right?
As a result, I think it goes to $120+ if we follow the laser beam patterns into space from the chart.
TA aside, we need to talk about the stock fundamentals. This is the most important thing.
Everyone wants to mass deploy Colossus around America to shoot down anything with laser beams. America only has 1 forge to do this, which your Zerglings want to attack.
To manufacture those colossus who makes those laser beams? That forge is named $LASR.
But the real question was: is mass producing Protoss units difficult?
Did some in depth research and the Pokemon trainer Israel already has its own Pokemon Registeel, which it nicknamed "Iron Beam" which already shoots stuff down from the incoming Naruto clones. Turns out that Pokemon Register happened to be made from the same forge that makes Colossus.
And Registeel is beaming down anything its path cause it's a legendary pokemon.
I liked rocketlab at $10 because it followed the Chairman Kim Rocket TA Up. Laser Beam TA looks similar to Space.
Therefore I bought $250k worth of $LASR because Laser Beam TA must mean stock laser beams up to space as well.