if your x-coordinate is showing, that's not your bitcoin... it's mine! https://t.co/Tfm3CyBDRD
Original source ↗  |  February 17, 2026 at 00:16 UTC  |  Twitter - @MartinShkreli

Here are the actionable trade ideas extracted from the tweets:

IDEA 1 TICKER: ETH (Ethereum) DIRECTION: long THESIS: Harvard University has significantly increased its Ether position by $87 million while trimming Bitcoin ETF holdings, suggesting institutional preference shifting towards Ether. SPEAKER: @fundstrat TIMEFRAME: medium-term

IDEA 2 TICKER: Crude Oil (or related ETFs like USO, XLE) DIRECTION: long THESIS: Oil prices are rising due to elevated geopolitical risk premiums stemming from Iran’s naval drills and upcoming US talks, especially in thin holiday trading. SPEAKER: @FirstSquawk TIMEFRAME: short-term

IDEA 3 TICKER: Gold (or related